Chapter 92: It's so stunning, it scares the adversary!
Kawaii has no cultivation, except for eating, drinking, and sleeping, nothing will go wrong, only the same fly. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info (ŃŃŃ.Ń novel debut) Every day kawaii eats a big tree and drinks water from a small pool, and the caterpillar is the sole responsibility of the mother.
"Tearful goodbye? Are you waving? Or is it a caterpillar waving? Unification couldn't help but laugh.
Jade smiled and said, "Of course it's the caterpillar waving!" I came out to play in the mountains and rivers and enjoy the world, but she could only take the children at home to be a yellow-faced woman, and she didn't cry into tears, which is really unreasonable! Right? ā
Tongyi laughed and shouted: "How can the caterpillar be as miserable as you say!" Still tear worms?! I've never seen a caterpillar in tears. ā
Jade glanced at him and argued, "Isn't the caterpillar's face yellow?!" She can laugh until she rolls on the ground, why can't she cry like a tearworm. ā
"Uh, that seems to be the case......" Tongyi was blocked by her, speechless.
The lovely man at the window continued to mutter: "Unification, I heard from the master that the caterpillar can be cultivated into a human form in the future." After she was reclaimed in the void space by her master, she was lazy and didn't continue to practice, otherwise she would have been like someone a long time ago. If she gets married, I'll have a good sister, uh, forget it, I like a good daughter. ā
Divine beasts can cultivate into human form, and according to their own divine sense, they can transform into men or women. Master also said that the caterpillar is tired of being with her all day long, and it is estimated that she will transform into a woman.
Unity laughed: "What about kawaii? Isn't it your granddaughter? ā
"Hahaha......" Jade held her stomach and laughed backwards. Granddaughter?! I'm an old grandmother...... Wow! It's so old when you hear it! ā
Tongyi also laughed, looking at the beautiful girl with a smile like a flower by the window, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: With Uncle Taishi, my body and mind will always relax unconsciously, and my mood will get better, and my smile is dozens of times better than usual......
Just as he was about to say that he would gather at the door, a rough and barbaric voice came from below, booming into his ears: "Which little beauty is laughing above?!" Come out! Let Uncle Ben take a look! Ha ha...... The sound is so good! People must be pretty! ā
Jade and Unity suddenly froze: listening to the voice, there was a sense of evil that could not be concealed, and he was a demon!
The two of them immediately understood, flashed to the window, and glanced down to see a black-robed guy with a big head, with a black beer belly on his head, and a dirty beard, looking up at them, with a mouthful of yellow teeth, and a smile.
Jade frowned and scolded in a low voice: "Smiling, it's not a good thing at first glance." ā
At this time, Tong Fan ran over from the door of the inn, glanced up, and Tong Fan hinted that he should not act rashly. He nodded slightly, and stretched out his hand to block the crowd running from behind.
Jade naturally saw it too, and whispered, "What are your plans?" ā
Unified whispered: "Master said, let's investigate why the Demon Sect's subordinates came to the world to make trouble, and he also explained that we should not clash with them head-on." ā
Jade raised her eyebrows in disagreement and said, "Won't it?" Then when people come to the door, we have to throw away the sword and let them tie it up and beat and scold them freely? ā
Tongyi couldn't cry and laughed, and whispered: "Of course not, anyway, the standard is that you often say that you should shoot when you should shoot." ā
Jade immediately gave him an appreciative look.
"Little Beauty! Come out and let you see! Don't worry, as long as you look as good as your voice, you will be your thirty-nine concubines immediately! Haha......" The person below touched his round belly and laughed.
At this time, a delicate and delicate white hand appeared in the upper window, crystal clear, shining with a beautiful luminosity in the sun.
The adversary's eyes widened, and he swallowed a large mouthful of water
"Master, but people...... People don't know you. A delicate shy voice sounded in the window.
Listening to the crisp and numbing voice, the demon barely collapsed to the ground all of a sudden.
He rubbed his dirty hands and shouted, "Little lady! As soon as you come out, don't we know each other! Let me take a look, you are the beautiful concubine of the master! Come on! Come on! ā
The delicate voice sounded again: "Master...... Do you really want to see me? ā
The adversary nodded desperately, smiled with a squint, and said, "Of course it's true! Come out! Otherwise, I will go up and find you immediately."
"Master, that family came out......"
I saw a touch of snow-white light veil moving slowly in the window, bringing out a wonderful soft movement, as if the fragrance was lingering, and the pretty back of a woman loomed like a cloud
The devil jumped up, saliva flooded, and laughed lewdly: "Beauty...... Stunning beauty...... I love ......"
At this time, the delicate back slowly turned around, with a graceful amplitude
"Ah!!h
There was a cry of fear like killing a pig from below, and the demon trembled with dirty hands, staring at him in panic and disgust.
I saw that the woman's face was full of pits, eight-character eyebrows, big and small eyes, a pig's nose, and a bloody mouth grinning at him
There were still a few teeth missing from the bloody mouth, and he asked in a beautiful voice just now: "Master, now we finally know each other, the slave family is willing to marry you as a thirty-nine beautiful concubine to wait for the master, hehe......"
The word "beauty" was emphasized, especially emphasized.
"Poof!" The devil fell to the ground.
The big mouth of the blood basin suddenly opened, as if surprised, and the crocodile's big mouth had a fight, and Jiao Didi anxiously shouted: "Master! Are you okay? The slave family is so worried! ā
The devil screamed, vomited, vomited and vomited, finally stood up, patted his buttocks, ran away with a puff of smoke, and disappeared at the corner of the street in the blink of an eye.
The woman at the window covered her chest, whined and cried, and shouted, "Master! Don't go! I'm going to be your thirty-nine beautiful concubines! Hey, I do! I really do! ā
Tong closed his eyes and shouted with a smile: "Don't shout, that guy ran away in the morning." The way you look, a few living people can be scared to death, but fortunately that is the devil, otherwise you would have to collect his body. ā
He just glanced at it, and goosebumps broke out all over his body, he had never seen such a terrifying appearance in his life...... He had a hunch of what the next nightmare would be.
"Hahaha...... Did you just see that he fell to the ground with his butt and his chin almost touched his belly! Hahaha...... When he ran, he still pulled his pants with one hand...... Ha ha! That's not an ordinary embarrassment! ā
Jade couldn't laugh, turned around, and saw that Tongyi was still with his eyes closed, blinking mischievously, and leaning over
"Forget it, play and play, it's important to get down to business, let's go down, lest everyone wait for us."
Unity Qingjun smiled, breathed a sigh of relief, and opened his eyes
"Ahh
He stepped back, his body moving back as fast as he could, and he was directly pressed against the wall, his face pale.
"Wha......" Jade continued to look at the terrifying face, and the crocodile laughed exaggeratedly.
Tongyi was amused and angry, flicked his sleeves, and ran out of the door.
As soon as the jade hand was raised, the rune paper in his hand was burned, the terrifying thing on his face was changed, and the tea on the table was slurped, and he was just about to go downstairs
Tongyi hurried back, grabbed her, and said nervously: "Not good! The devil is back, and he has an old fellow with more magic than him! ā
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