Chapter 1: On the Thing That Fell from Heaven
The situation in Xishu is extremely dangerous in ancient times, and the blessed land of Lingshan is everywhere. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
At the end of the Ming Dynasty, the Qing court recruited landless people from the border provinces to cultivate and cultivate, and the other side extensively reformed the land and returned to the stream. Even so, there are still many difficult places to enter, which are naturally reserved for all kinds of strangers. These strange people, either Buddha or Taoist, Han or Fan, have thousands of sects, and there are also small groups that can be counted on one hand.
There is such a small sect, called the Sect. The history is not too long, and in the year when Taigong was named a god, their ancestor had just stopped urinating on the kang. Lao Tzu went out to the west, and the Buddha entered Middle Earth, and he saw it in his eyes - these two old men are his descendants, and it goes without saying how great his ability is.
The ancestor - the son of the big worm, always boasts that his knowledge is inherited from the Yan Emperor Shennong's clan, and he doesn't know whether it's true or not. They are good at planting fruit trees and domesticating insects and birds. Of course, the fruit, the wood, the worm, and the bird are not what you can see when you walk in the park and visit the bird market. Master Zu felt that his knowledge was too big to learn, so he divided his disciples into two groups - one specialized in cooking exotic flowers and plants, and the other devoted himself to cultivating all kinds of rare insects. He was extremely strict in accepting disciples, so although the number of disciples was small, the sect was outstanding, and for the same reason, although it had a history of thousands of years, it was never able to grow. By the time the story happened, there were only two heirs left, one old and one young.
Only two apprentices are accepted in each generation, and it is not easy to pass on more than a dozen generations in this way. As the current leader, the new generation of insect Tianzi (since the ancestor, inheriting the name from generation to generation), pours hope into the junior disciples who are in their youth.
If he had given birth to a few more dolls and had been raised since childhood, might he be able to change the weak predicament of his faction?
This junior brother's name is Hua Jiuxi, and he was adopted by the Son of Worm at the foot of the mountain nineteen years ago. The man who abandoned the child put him in an old hollow, and the child was so sobbing that the birds around him flocked to him and shielded him from the wind and rain with a pair of wings.
"It turns out that this cub has a lot of magical powers, so he can cause such an out-of-appearance. The four grandmothers did not think it was a blessing with the naked eye, but thought it was a curse, and they were easily thrown into such a remote place to feed the foxes...... Hehe. ”
As he spoke, he picked up the little baby and raised it in the master's dojo for about ten years. The master's autopsy was early, and the two were called brothers, but they were actually like father and son. Hua Jiuxi, this kid looks like a pile of jade, and the article has been read a few times and he has memorized it backwards, so there is no one who has seen him who does not boast.
Around his eleventh birthday, Hua Jiuxi saw a group of caravans of live animals passing by at the foot of the mountain, chatted with them for a while, and learned that the world outside this small mountain bag was very vast and colorful. He begged his brother to let him go down the mountain.
The insect Tianzi thought that it would not be a problem to only deal with the mountain spirits and ghosts for the rest of his life, so he asked Hua Jiuxi to travel outside for half a year and dive into the mountains for half a year.
Although Hua Jiuxi is young, his academic skills cannot be underestimated. Therefore, while doing some small economics, I also took the high school diploma. After entering middle school, the vow to stay in the mountains for half a year has long been thrown away, and it would be good to be able to come back for a few months a year. Although the insect Tianzi has some remorse, he only sees that his junior brother is happy every day, and he can't say anything about him.
At the age of nineteen, Hua Jiuxi fought for the opportunity to study in the East for two years, but he didn't know what major he studied, and finally returned from school. Even so, he was a well-known qualification in the local area, so he made a living as a middle school teacher in the provincial capital.
Hua Jiuxi worked in a school with a church background, and I can't remember what it was called, and it was also a girls' school. Coincidentally, there were more than a dozen young talents vying for this position at that time. Hua Jiuxi heard that the grandmother who was actually at the helm of this school had gastrointestinal problems, and she couldn't look at it well. I met the old lady in private, and found that there was a little demon parasitic in her stomach, so I fed the old lady the elixir refined by my senior brother. Mama pulled for an afternoon and recovered. This can make her beautiful, and she immediately decided to spend Jiuxi to make up for this shortage.
Although he relied on his cleverness to ascend to the position, Hua Jiuxi's teaching can still be called "conscientious". Because the food and housing are all in school, and if other teachers have an illness or something, he will substitute for the teacher, so they are familiar with each other. He usually takes his class seriously, and when the bell rings, he smiles hippie. He can often be found in the classroom surrounded by girls, talking and laughing.
Because the girls who can afford this kind of school are rich and famous in their families, Hua Jiuxi often asks the girls out for dinner in the name of "talking about studying" -- of course, he never pays for the meal. After coming and going, many girls mistakenly thought that Hua Jiuxi had a good impression of her - so much so that Hua Jiuxi could receive dozens of gifts on major festivals. At most, he used to walk in the same park with five girls at the same time.
"Teacher...... Have you ever thought about a lifelong event? A girl asked him in the moonlight.
"How can I make a decision on such an important matter alone?" Hua Jiuxi smiled, "I have to listen to the old man at home." ”
Seeing that Hua Jiuxi took over the industry of this door, he didn't know that he would have to wait until the Year of the Monkey Ma Yue, although he was a cultivator and was not afraid of old and sick, but there was a little lack of popularity on this mountain. Therefore, he had an idea, and he came up with the plan to let his junior brother give birth to an insect army.
Of course, this is not a person's business, first of all, you have to find a partner for him.
Secondly, prepare a large bride price for the woman, if you only take a melon and two dates, not only the other party looks down on you - that is the face of the ancestor who digs the grave!
The Worm Tianzi plans to find a daughter-in-law for Hua Jiuxi under the throne of the Queen Mother of the West.
In the evening, in the broken courtyard on the top of the mountain, there was a little firelight.
"That's not going to work." With a strong mouth and hard teeth, he said, "Their family is all bird spirits and fox demons, and there is no normal woman." ”
"What's wrong! Do you think you're a normal kid? Worm Tianzi cocked his legs, his left hand was hard, only to hear the "click" twice, the two walnuts in his hand immediately faded their coats, Worm Tianzi didn't look at it, raised his hand, and the broken walnut skin floated straight into the iron incense burner, and the walnuts were counted into his mouth, impartial.
Hua Jiuxi got up and pulled down the steel needle of the Swiss gramophone, and the Western music slowly rose, wrapped around this Chinese-style hall, he was wearing a black coat with a stand-up collar that was not like a horse coat, his hands were in the pockets of his trousers, and he was casually posing without a proper shape.
"Hmph, a schoolgirl?" The insect Tianzi pursed his lips and squinted at Hua Jiuxi.
Hua Jiuxi smiled lightly and did not answer.
The Worm Tianzi immediately became a little angry: "What's wrong, isn't it right to find you a daughter-in-law?" When are you fooling around all day? You are smart and perceptive, and if you don't give birth to a baby in a hurry, you are ashamed of your high hopes for your grandfather! Say that people are not normal, do you think you are normal as a kid? Have you ever seen a child who freezes naked in the snow for seven days and seven nights, and can tell jokes to mountain ghosts? ”
Hua Jiuxi was afraid that he would talk about some of his own cat and mouse troubles, so he hurriedly said softly: "Senior brother, senior brother, your old words are reasonable, but now it is different from the past, it is all advocating marriage equality and free love, and I have to have some ideas of my own......"
Worm Tianzi took a sip of flower tea and coughed a few times.
"I know, but I have already told the people in Shaoguangcheng that you will go with the dowry yourself, and there will be a girl of the right age to go on a blind date with you there. If you don't like each other, you have to have an explanation - I advise you to be smart, her old man's subordinates are not easy to mess with. ”
This is a threat, Hua Jiuxi thought secretly, and continued to speak.
Of course, he knows how beautiful the girls under the Queen Mother of the West are, but he teaches a girls' school, and they are all young ladies from local tyrants. The sister of the Queen Mother of the West has been staying in a small place for a long time, and the village is angry. The second has always been strong and domineering, and it is not easy to get along. Once settled, I'm afraid that the good days will come to an end.
But for the sake of his brother's plan to strengthen the sect and marry, he decided to sacrifice his personal happiness. Anyway, go to explore first, and you won't lose meat.
The senior brother prepared a few precious flowers and fruits - this is actually Hua Jiuxi's unique skill. said that she was the best fragrant flower for the elderly, so there was an organization called "Flower Envoy" under her command, which was dedicated to searching for exotic flowers and plants in the heavens for her. also listed a few uncommon things, and asked Hua Jiuxi to procure them by himself.
After three months of busy work, it was already autumn and winter, and Hua Jiuxi hurriedly embarked on a journey.
The small city where the Queen Mother of the West is located is called Shaoguang City, and if we say according to our map, it is far away in the ethereal and misty no-man's land. But the immortal family has its own way, and it turns out that many caves and blessed lands are connected to the Shinto, just like the subway in the human world. Walking through Shinto, it can be more than three times faster than ordinary people.
The scenery along the way is no different from the human environment, the terrain is gradually rising, and there are occasional wind and frost. Hua Jiuxi wrapped a big strip of stalks, wore a big high hat, and carried a small box, embarrassed to be recognized.
There are a lot of elves and monsters going back and forth along the way, and most of them pay tribute to Shaoguang City. It turns out that the power of the Queen Mother of the West is so great that it radiates far away to the whole of Asia, and many monsters and immortals in China, India, and Central Asia are under her command. Every 12 years, every 12 years, every 60 years, there are also some bits and pieces of property looted from time to time on weekdays. There are those who are willing to be diligent, and they have to send some treasures every month, and they can indeed get two or three immortal pills from the rabbit fairy under the command of the Queen Mother of the West.
Most of the people who walked with Hua Jiuxi were Xichuan and Xikang all the way monsters, and they were all old acquaintances with his senior brothers. In order to avoid the thief's mouth, he took another path.
This change, and something will happen.