A scholar who looked like a talented man next to him, obviously saw so many beauties frantically flocking to Shen Fang, he was somewhat unconvinced, snorted coldly, and said: "Hmph, what's the big deal, it's not as good as Song Yu in terms of appearance, and Su Shi can't compare to it in terms of talent, isn't it just chanting a few poems that don't hurt or itching, what's there to drag, I will too, a piece of two, three or four, five, six, seven, **, ten, thousands, thousands of pieces, countless pieces, flying into the lake and never seeing ......?" ”

Yang Zheng listened to it in his ears, and he was really embarrassed, this guy is too shameless.

The pavilion was surrounded by countless beauties screaming, and even more eager to rush over, falling into Shen Fang's arms, so that the two women in the pavilion did not go, not to go, acquaintance looked at the face of a wry smile, but this Shen Fang enjoyed this taste very much, gently shaking the paper fan, smiling, the white Confucian belt around his waist was blown by the lake wind, and his clothes were fluttering, and the indescribable elegance attracted the surrounding talented women to cheer and shout.

"Your grandfather's, you just show off, if I hadn't seen that the two women looked okay, Lao Tzu would have patted his ass and left!" Yang Zheng scolded a few times and walked a few steps into the crowd, but unfortunately, most of the crowd was occupied by beautiful women, and if he wanted to go in, he was really a little miserable, so he couldn't help but smile bitterly and gave up.

After shouting for a while, the inside and outside of the small pavilion suddenly quieted down, Yang Zheng felt strange, looked up, and saw that Shen Dacai, who had set up painting tools in the pavilion, shook the paper fan, and said to everyone with a smile: "Since you are so supportive, then you will be ugly ......?" After saying that, he put away the paper fan, glanced at the lake, the West Lake at this time, and the gem mountain, the Bao Shu Pagoda across the lake opposite, the mountain, the tower, the lake, the pavilion, the bridge and the lakeside peach, willow form a picturesque scenery, very charming.

"Yes, my Shanglian is a man, a hat, a beard, a long rod and an inch hook!" Shen Fang shook the paper fan, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile.

As soon as this couplet came out, it not only attracted the exclamations of all the beauties, but the two women in the pavilion were also bright-eyed, and Yang Zheng was also shocked: "Damn, this kid also has a bit of talent, and he can come up with such artistic conception of the couplet, but it's not that the pig's head is full of elephants!" ”

Many people in the crowd began to bow their heads and think, even the two women in the pavilion also frowned slightly, and their lips moved slightly, obviously thinking about the pair, and shook their heads for a while, obviously dissatisfied.

Shen Fang was very satisfied with his pair, glanced at everyone, and saw that the man lowered his head in contemplation, and the woman looked adoring, and the pride in his heart suddenly swelled.

"Guys, this pair, huh......?" Shen Fang said this, but the meaning couldn't be more obvious, this pair is difficult, you mediocre people can't be right.

Sure enough, there are so many talented people in the crowd, who heard the meaning of the words, and wanted to save the situation, but the artistic conception and battle of this pair of sons, the words are indeed very knowledgeable, and if they want to make this couplet, if they don't have the same artistic conception, the battle is barely right, and they can only let them see jokes.

"One mountain, one water, one bright moon, one person fishing alone and one sea and autumn, okay?" Just when Shen Fang was proud, a voice came out of the crowd, not loud, but everyone around this small pavilion could hear it clearly.

"A man, a hat, a beard, a long rod and an inch hook. A mountain, a water, a bright moon, a person fishing alone and a sea and autumn. Everyone in the crowd chattered, and some people who knew the goods took the lead in applauding, and the sound was like thunder.

The two women in the pavilion also muttered, and each nodded, obviously very satisfied with this link.

Among the crowd, only Shen Fang barely had a smile on his face, shaking the paper fan, his eyes swept around the crowd, and after looking at it for a while, he said, "Yes, it's barely okay!" Compared with the upper link below, the artistic conception is a little less charming! “

In a corner of the crowd, a person snorted coldly, with a look of disdain.

"Your Excellency can not only face the top, but also think that you are also a person who has read poetry and books, I wonder if you can come up, and how many couplets will you have to discuss with you?"

Shen Fang shook the paper fan and said with a smile on his face, his eyes searching the crowd.

There was silence in the crowd, and everyone looked at me, and I looked at you, but no one answered.

Shen Fang was overjoyed when he saw it, and said in his heart: "This person doesn't dare to stand up, it can be seen that he doesn't have much ability, the couplet just now, I don't know where he heard it, but at this time, he bumped into it indiscriminately, okay, this couplet is right, I will make another couplet?" “

At the moment, he no longer paid attention to the couplet, shook the paper fan, and squinted to see a monk walking on the broken bridge on the opposite riverbank, hehe, smiled, and said: "This couplet is a person who was a Buddha, and a person can become a Buddha."

This couplet is a very ingenious spelling couplet, "monk" is "people have been" spelled together, "Buddha" is "people Buddha" linked together, and there is a hidden disrespect. It's a rare connection.

One of the people in the crowd laughed and said: "Shen Gongzi is so Yaxing, he actually started from this bald monk, this talent, I can't wait to sigh?" As soon as this person's voice fell, many people nodded in agreement.

Yang Zheng saw that the monk was in a hurry, but he saw a child in front of him, fell to the ground, no one helped him, and hurriedly stepped forward to help him up, but he didn't expect this Shen Fang to make a laughing move, snorted secretly, walked over without saying a word, and said to the monk: "Big thing, I'll come?" “

The monk was kind and kind-eyed, and when he saw Yang Zheng coming up to help, he smiled slightly and said, "It's okay!" After speaking, he picked up the child, patted the dust on the child's body, and was about to leave, seeing Yang Zheng's anger and the laughter and mockery on everyone's faces, he recited the Buddha's name and said: "The world slanders me, deceives me, insults me, laughs at me, despises me, despises me, hates me, deceives me, how to deal with it?" Just endure him, let him, let him, avoid him, bear with him, respect him, ignore him, stay for a few more years and watch him. “

Yang Zheng was slightly stunned, then nodded with relief, and watched the monk leave.

Everyone looked at the scene between Yang Zheng and the monk, and listened to the monk singing strange songs, which was very interesting and laughed, but the two women shook their heads, their lips fluttered and they wanted to say something, but they didn't open their mouths after all.

Shen Fang was proud for a while, and when he saw the eldest lady of the Peng family and the eldest lady of the Li family in Hangzhou walking to his side, he was even more proud, shaking the paper fan, and said: "Eldest Miss, Miss Li, just Shen is this Shanglian, two young ladies, can you be right?" “

This eldest lady of the Peng family is dedicated to doing business on weekdays, so as to maintain the status of the Peng family in Hangzhou, and she has no heart to read and write, it is not difficult for this pair to say, but it is not easy to say, Miss Peng is blushing, but she is not humble or arrogant: "Shen Gongzi is talented, we can't come up-?" ”

……………… Slightly revised!