Chapter 27: I didn't expect you to be such an unscrupulous cat
The demon clan is strong and prosperous to this day, the alliance leader Su Lingyue and several elders have made great contributions, of course, there are a group of civil and military officials who can provoke the beam, and it is also indispensable to have a group of civil and military officials who can provoke the beam, the human empire has ten pillar generals, and the demon clan alliance has ten demons.
Among them was a famous demon, whose real name no one remembered, because his nickname was too loud to hide his name, and people couldn't remember his name if they remembered his nickname.
The big demon nicknamed Round has many legends that are widely spread, most of the things cannot be confirmed, the only thing that is certain is that he is a great panda man warrior, nicknamed Uncle Roll. It is said that when the panda people were enslaved and oppressed, Uncle Roll took the lead in resisting, and his phrase "panda people will never be slaves" inspired many panda people. However, Arinoshi said that the reason why Uncle Rolling resisted was not because of oppression, but because the slave prisoners at that time neither let him go to the big health care nor hire a beautiful big sister to train him. Uncle Rolling said at the time that he didn't have a beautiful big sister to live this day, so he rebelled and made trouble.
Of course, the record of the wild history was strongly denied by Uncle Rolling himself, but several parties have said that the wild history was written by them, and it is completely true and credible. Soon, these people said that they and others had confused memories due to drinking too much, and now their brains are clear to clarify the facts. However, there are reactions from the neighbors of the parties, and during that time, there is often a sturdy and wide figure shuttling around, and screams can often be heard at night.
In terms of age, it is not an exaggeration for Chen Wusheng to call the other party Uncle Roll, he is the oldest and oldest of the ten demons, and he has not had a girlfriend for as long as his age.
It's just that in terms of external claims, Uncle Roll has repeatedly declared that he is forever twelve years old and likes beautiful big sisters. The actual age is probably more than 3,800 years old so far, and the human form looks like thirty-eight. In front of outsiders, it is a simple and cute red panda, and in front of acquaintances, it reveals its fat and round true body.
Walking by moving, running by rolling, once transformed into a big mountain of meat rolling all the way, defeating the coalition of human traffickers. The fat all over his body has become the best for Uncle Roll
The armor artifact, whether it is a crossbow weapon, can not break Uncle Roll's three-fingered fat fat, not to mention that he is even more amazing after he becomes a huge mountain of meat, the main gun of the light cruiser-class Yunzhou battleship can't help him, and Uncle Roll only needs to lift his huge round ass and sit there to eliminate the enemy, and twist his ass to get it. There is no room for resistance in ordinary armies, and even if there are survivors, they will leave an indelible psychological shadow in their hearts, and their fighting spirit will be lost. Even if there is a strong man of the same level, he can't help Uncle Roll, he is not the strongest among the ten demons, but he is the most durable.
The most incredible thing is that even though Uncle Rolling is a fat man, he is extremely agile. Su Lingyue's evaluation of him was full of deep disgust, she only said one sentence: "That old and disrespectful panda is a flexible fat man, if it weren't for him running fast, I would definitely skin him alive!" ”
In his previous life, Chen Wusheng had only heard of Uncle Roll's name and had never seen him, it was rumored that he lived the life of a hermit, and some people said that he traveled through the void to other dimensional realms, at least for more than a thousand years, there were no rumors of his appearance in the outside world.
Whether the fat panda in front of him was the old-timer, Chen Wusheng was not sure, he was ready to have the opportunity to ask Su Lingyue.
"Hey, Uncle Roll, why are you here again, what's the situation today." Yumen Ryoko joked with a smile, obviously she was very familiar with the panda man in front of her, and the other party was a frequent visitor here.
Uncle Rolling looked at Yumen Liangzi with resentful eyes, or under the other party's neckline, and said: "The blind date has failed again, and I have nothing to love." ”
"Ah, isn't it normal for you to believe in failure? Aren't you used to it all? Don't be sad and keep up the good work tomorrow. Yumen Ryoko's words were like sharp blades, piercing into Uncle Roll's fragile heart.
"Ah, it hurts, it hurts, it's really painful, it's going to die, it's going to die." Uncle Rolling was once again rolling on the floor and playing scoundrel, crying and shouting for a beautiful big sister to support him.
Chen Wusheng really couldn't equate the one in front of him with the rumored legend.
[The world is so big, there should be a lot of pandas with the same name, isn't it normal for pandas to be stupid and stupid? 】
"Master, we have brought all your admission materials." Ialie came in at the same time as Sierra with something.
"Bang."
The spell's characteristic sound was heard, and a soft white ball rolled onto Ayari's legs.
"Eh, it hurts." A soft children's voice came, and the fat panda man was gone, replaced by a little Zhengtai panda man, who was honest and simple, and his simple appearance was indeed cute, but those thief eyes made Chen Wusheng feel that he had seen it somewhere.
"My sister bumped into me, it hurts." Xiao Zhengtai Panda looked aggrieved, as if he was saying that if you don't give me candy, I'll cry to you.
The relatively simple Iyali had never encountered this kind of scene, so she was a little panicked, and hurriedly leaned over to pick up the red panda man in order to appease her.
"If I were you, I wouldn't hug that little one."
Hearing this, Iyari stopped moving, and the whole person kept bowing down. At this time, the honest red panda was raising its head intently, its eyes were wide open, and it stood on tiptoe with both hands and raised it for a hug. If only these seemed to be wrong, except for a blush on the cheeks of a certain little guy and saliva hanging from the corners of his mouth.
Ialie on the side didn't react to what the problem was, and Serra next to her stepped on the head of the little panda without hesitation, and her high boots swirled back and forth on the little guy's head.
"It's not good for the little guy." Iyari couldn't bear to say.
However, Serra was unmoved, and she said with a look of disgust on her face: "The old-timers of our Shadow Clan have passed down a saying from generation to generation, if you see a Panda Man who looks like a panda man who asks for a hug, don't hesitate to kick him as far as you can." ”
Still a little unacceptable, Iyari looked over to the little one and found that the red panda was looking up with the big eyes of a thief, and seemed to see the infinite spring light below the Sierra ******.
"Serra! He's peeking under your upskirt! ”
Hearing Iyari's reminder, Sierra did not show the color of an ordinary girl, her face did not change and her heart did not beat, she withdrew her feet, got a rope bandage from nowhere, and in the blink of an eye, she tied the red panda man who looked like Shota into a tortoiseshell binding, and blocked the other party's mouth with a membrane cloth.
Although it looked extremely rough, the Zhengtai panda man showed a look of enjoyment.
"Tortoiseshell binding, it's the shadow clan of the demon clan, it's really rare." Ryoko Tamato looked at Serra with more interest and asked, "Are you interested in coming to work with me?" You are very steady, you can help me take care of the patients, and you are very skilled in bondage, and with a little training you can help me deal with some of the patients' wounds. ”
Serra's expression remained unchanged and asked, "Do I need to wear a nurse's uniform?" ”
"Don't you want to wear it? It's okay, I'm not going to force you to wear it. ”
"It's okay, I'm willing to wear it."
Hearing that Serra actually took the initiative to ask to wear a nurse's uniform, Chen Wusheng was surprised and looked at her at the same time, imagining that Serra was wearing a white nurse's uniform, which seemed to be quite good.
Noticing Chen Wusheng's gaze, Serra's disgusted eyes came back and said, "Don't look at me with slumped eyes. ”
Then he turned his head unhappily and no longer looked at Chen Wusheng.
"No, I just thought that Serra would be interested in saving lives, and I was a little surprised, I didn't expect you to be a gentle person at heart." Chen Wusheng spoke his mind.
Serra's face was slightly red, but she had already turned her head, and Chen Wusheng couldn't see it.
"Ah, it's good to be young." Yumen Liangzi smiled and sighed on the side.