Chapter 79: Bear Mountain for Fun

Hongshan regained the carved mountain in a similar way, which is really brilliant. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Strategist, the carnivores are almost cleaned up, how many mountains should we clean up next?" Hongshan sat in the marshal's mansion and asked with great ambition.

"Carnivores include those flying in the sky, running on the ground, crawling in the grass, swimming in the water, etc., but there are many, and what we have packed up are just some of the ones that show up, and those elusive carnivores are still to come." Mu Guiying replied thoughtfully.

Hongshan walked out of the Shuaifu and looked around the sixty-four mountains. Because Hongshan was originally a black cat, he only knew some poultry or something, and he had never seen many animals in nature. Although he has now ascended to the sky and become an immortal body in one step, he still lacks a lot of knowledge in the world.

"Strategist, what's crawling in the grass?" Hongshan asked shamelessly.

"Snakes." Mu Guiying said.

"Anything else?"

"Yes, like locusts, but it's not carnivorous."

"What about those who swim in the water?"

"Crocodile."

"What else?"

"Whales."

"And what about the elusive?"

"Dragons, for example."

"Is there really a dragon?" Like many people, Hongshan is skeptical about the existence of such an animal as a dragon.

"You are an immortal now, you shouldn't ask this kind of question." Mu Guiying said with a smile.

"Why?" Hongshan was puzzled like a child.

"It's like I'm asking you now, is there really an immortal? How do you answer? ”

"Yes, I am." Hongshan said without thinking.

Mu Guiying smiled, thinking that the immortal family was really innocent.

"That means the dragon is real. It's the dragon that comes out of the gods, the little dragons that don't have ghosts, and the dinosaurs that are big and aggressive. Mu Guiying explained seriously.

"It's all dragons, how can they be so different?" Hongshan shook his head and said, "Why is it Xiaolong who says that there are no ghosts?" ”

"Hehehe, the little dragon I'm talking about is a snake!" Mu Guiying said with a smile.

"Strategist, are we going to clean up these elusive things?"

"Let's take a break, our nerves are a little too tense. Since ancient times, the way of using troops has been one piece at a time, and to put it bluntly, how can fighting a war not be a psychological war? Mu Guiying said confidently. Next, let's have some humor and relax. ”

"What's the relaxation method?" Hongshan asked with interest.

"Let's clean up Bear Mountain and Pig Mountain." Mu Guiying said secretly with joy.

"Bear Mountain, Pig Mountain, well, ordinary people often say for example, a dog and a bear make corn, and it is stupid enough to tuck one and pick one out. It is also stupid to say that whoever belongs to the pig brain, remembering to eat or not to fight. It's funny, it's funny and fun. Then let's have fun now, go to Bear Mountain and Pig Mountain, and go. Hongshan said to go.

They came to Bear Mountain.

Some bears were foraging in the woods, and some were lying in caves in the rocks, and when they heard an unusual sound outside, they ran out one after another.

The contingent of thousands of bears is quite spectacular, they are waddling, grinning, dancing, humming, hey. Hongshan looked at these bears without fear at all, only thought they were cute.

"Hi friends!" Hongshan beckoned to them.

Hongshan stood dozens of meters away from the bear, while Mu Guiying was still standing in the clouds.

"They don't recognize you as a friend right now." Mu Guiying reminded, "Don't be sentimental, just be happy and forget to take precautions." ”

"It's not that serious, is it? I want to laugh when I look at them, all of them are silly. Hahahahaha Hongshan laughed heartily.

When the bears saw this girl who didn't take them seriously, and laughed at them so rudely and so unscrupulously, their lungs exploded. If you don't give her some color, she really thinks of us as fools, and we have strength.

"Blow!" The bears held their breath together and blew Hongshan.

The blows of thousands of bears were like a tornado, blowing Hongshan out of sight at once.

Before Mu Guiying could see it clearly, he didn't know where Hongshan went. It's good now, I didn't find the fun, but I found the bitterness.

What can I do? Mu Guiying was anxious for a while. If you knew this was the case, it would have been better to start with the plan.

After all, Mu Guiying is experienced in a hundred battles, what accidents have you not seen? She thought that Hongshan should be in this difficulty, let her suffer a little, and knew that no matter what opponent she faced, she should not be underestimated, and it was taboo to underestimate the enemy.

What's funny is that Hongshan was blown into the Shengwu Cave in the Infinite Abyss. When she opened her eyes, she was kneeling in front of the Fighting Holy Buddha.

"Master, what's going on?" Hongshan asked confusedly.

"Hahahahaha!" The Fighting Holy Buddha leaned forward and backwards with a smile, as if he had returned to his era of the Monkey King.

"Apprentice, are you embarrassed to ask me?" The Fighting Holy Buddha still smiled. "Oh, you're a good Hongshan, I'm really laughing at your master and me. I think that when I made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, I was pressed by Rulai at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, leaving a joke for the world - no matter how capable Sun Monkey is, he can't jump out of the palm of the Buddha! Unexpectedly, his apprentice would follow in his footsteps today, and you Hongshan would be blown back to the Shengwu Cave by a gust of wind! Not left, not right, not deep, not shallow, you just came back here! You, you! ”

"Master, let you see a smile!" Hongshan said ashamedly, "I remember, I was blown here by those stupid bears. ”

"Stupid bear? Are they stupid? But you're a balloon they blow up with their mouths. The Fighting Holy Buddha smiled, "Thank you, you have made me, a monkey who has become a Buddha, suddenly return to the era of unrestrained animals, freedom!" Hurry back to your Turtle Mountain, your military advisor is still waiting for you. ”

Hongshan had no choice but to bid farewell to his master and fly to Turtle Mountain.

Mu Guiying didn't comfort Hongshan, because at this time, comfort was tantamount to ridicule, so it was better not to answer at all.

"Mu Guiying, you, why don't you save yourself when you die?" In order to regain his self-esteem, Hongshan bit back.

"I know the marshal will ride the wind and waves, and he will be safe and sound." Mu Guiying said.

"I can't think of it, I can't think of these stupid bears, it's really not fun." Hongshan stuck out his tongue and laughed at himself. "Their dantian qi is really fierce! Strategist, do you want to go now, use the Haoran Righteous Qi Sword, kill them stupid bears, and kill them? ”

Mu Guiying looked at Generalissimo Hongshan who was squeezing his eyebrows and smiled.

"Don't make a big fight with the marshal, you just need to give them a little sweetness, and they will listen to you one by one!"