Chapter 25: Unreliable Lobbyists
I knew Donna wasn't that easy to deal with. The pen "Fun" Pavilion looked at her serious face www.biquge.info and asked her to say the two conditions.
Dona held out a finger and said the first condition first. This condition sounds very simple, just three words, "You marry me!" ”
I was prepared in my heart, and my heart said that she wanted to borrow what conditions were not conditional, and borrowed seeds from me, but Lao Tzu specified that she could not agree.
And after hearing the word "marry", I was stunned, and even almost weakened my legs.
I said in my heart that I haven't seen her for a long time, how can this little girl get worse, and now let me marry her! What is the concept of marrying? Shouldn't she have to borrow a seed every two or three days?
Seeing that I didn't answer, Donna took the initiative to ask, "How is it?" Agreed? ”
I shook my head playfully, and it was very difficult to discuss.
For a moment, there was anger on Donna's face, but soon she grinned again and stepped back, leaning next to her sister, as if she was close enough to make her feel safe.
Dona said, "It doesn't matter if you don't agree, you're an immortal, I'm just a mortal, I don't want anything, but ......," she paused and changed the subject, "Don't try to get any news out of my mouth." ”
I saw her stubborn posture, and my heart was worried again. I tried to convince her, even to make her want to open some.
I simply made up nonsense and said, "We immortals can't marry mortals, that's the rule. Then I talked about the rules and regulations of the so-called Heavenly Court.
Dona didn't care at all, and emphasized, "I don't care!" ”
The atmosphere was awkward for a while. I also want to hear what the second condition is, so I'll put aside what I'm talking about now and ask Dona again.
Donna turned her head to look at her sister, and said that her sister had a hard life, and if she hadn't been deceived by the fake immortal, she wouldn't be like this, so she wanted to go with us to find the fake immortal, and she also said cruel words, and when she said it, she must have chopped this thing with a stone axe, cut off the meat on his corpse one by one, cooked it and ate it, and then pulled it out!
I think this sixteen-year-old girl is really ruthless, and ordinary people will whip the corpse to vent their anger at most, and she actually wants to turn this so-called enemy into dung in the end.
I don't agree with this second condition in my heart, because my intuition tells me that the Gu King is very difficult to deal with, and it is unknown whether we can survive in the end. If this girl has to get involved, she will probably hold us back.
Donna watched me, perhaps catching something from my micro-expressions. She snorted and said, "It seems that you don't agree to either of these conditions?" ”
I didn't want to get into trouble with her, so I didn't rush to reply.
Dona said, "Give you another bowl of sand time, and you'll give me an answer when you're done." ”
I don't know what this bowl of sand means. Donna went to a corner of the hut. There had been a lot of miscellaneous items piled up here, and she rummaged through it and found a clay bowl in it.
This mud bowl is not the same as the normal rice bowl for eating, on the surface, it is very rough workmanship, at first glance it is pinched out by hand, and it is filled with sand, and there is a small hole at the bottom, which is stuffed with a small poke of hay.
Donna pulled out a small stand from the clutter, made of twigs and a small plank underneath.
Donna placed the bowl on the stand and opened the small hole under the bowl. As a result, a stream of sand flowed down the small hole and finally landed on the small plank.
Just looking at this situation, I don't need to ask too much, and I understand what this bowl of sand means. To put it bluntly, there is no electricity here, there is no clock, and this clay bowl has become a rudimentary tool for keeping time.
I saw that the sand was flowing unfast, and I initially estimated that I would have half an hour to think about it.
I ignored Donna, and stood against the wall of the hut, pondering in silence.
Donna doesn't bother me either. She found a piece of animal skin and used it to wipe Dorjee's face, hands and feet.
After being silent for half a bowl of sand, the sound of cuckoo and cuckoo came from outside the door.
I immediately heard it, it was the tone of the beard. I almost laughed coldly, and said in my heart that this guy is so good, I haven't seen a cuckoo since I entered the Grand Canyon.
Donna, of course, was not stupid, and after listening to the cuckoo voice, she looked at me coldly and muttered, "Is the other strong immortal looking for you?" ”
I smiled and said that the time for this bowl of sand has not yet arrived, I will go out first and come back later.
I removed the plank that had blocked the doorway, and flashed out of the hut again.
Beard and Davara immediately gathered around, and Beard whispered to me, "What's the matter?" ”
I motioned for us to stay away from the hut and talk. We walked again, and Kelsang Nyima trotted all the way over. Then I will tell you what I have just experienced, especially the two conditions of Donna.
After hearing this, Hu Zi immediately scolded, "Damn, this condition is too ruthless." He deliberately dragged me again and emphasized, "You must not marry, otherwise what will Yang Qianqian do?" ”
Gesang Nyima was very unfamiliar with Yang Qianqian and asked who this was?
The beard blinked and said that this was also a fairy. Kelsang Nyima was not satisfied with this answer, and pointed at me and asked, "What does this fairy have to do with this great immortal, and why does the great immortal still consider her when marrying a wife?" ”
Davara also interjected at this time, "Little stuffy immortal, you can, I originally misjudged you, but I didn't expect you to be an amorous seed." ”
Gesang Nyima took out a look of sudden realization.
My brain was a little messy, and my whole head was about to buzz when these people talked about it.
I told them to stop talking. I mean, everybody has to figure out how to avoid these two conditions and get Dona to speak.
The beard is the most cooperative, and he immediately straightens his face and ponders. Davara snorted and glared at me again.
I always felt that she had a deep gaze. As for Kelsang Nyima, think things very simply.
He said to me, "Since the great fairy has another fairy, I will persuade Donna to dispel this idea." ”
After saying that, he flashed and swooped into the grass hut. I wanted to stop the reckless man, but I was too late.
I don't know what Kelsang Nyima and Dona said, but soon, there was a loud shout from the hut, and there was a lot of shouting from Dona's voice and Kelsang Nyima's voice, but they were all in the local dialect, and we couldn't understand it.
I sighed and said to myself that Kelsang Nyima was such a mess.
But not long after, Gesang Nyima ran out with great interest, and after coming to me, he hurriedly said, "Daxian, I'll get it done for you." ”
I was surprised, and asked in disbelief, "Donna agreed not to let me marry her?" ”
Kelsang Nyima laughed, I saw his expression, and suddenly I felt that the boulder in my heart was gone, and the beard came to Kelsang Nyima's side, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother, it's good." ”
Gesang Nyima waved his hand again and again, saying that the immortals should not be so "inside" with me.
The beard looked confused, what did he say? I did understand it, and knew that Kelsang Nyima had spoken the wrong Chinese again, and he wanted us not to meet him outside, but he was not sure about the words inside and outside.
I didn't care about that, and asked Kelsang Nyima to tell me what had just happened.
Gesang Nyima poured beans on a bamboo tube, crackling and saying a lot. I felt something was wrong when I listened to it, and when I finally finished listening, not only me, but also my beard was strained.
Hu Zi asked first, "I said Nima, the final result of your talk with Dona not only did not dispel her idea of marrying Xiao Bo, but made her accept the result that Xiao Bo can marry her and marry Yang Qianqian at the same time?" ”
Gesang Nyima nodded seriously, and said In this way, Xiao Bo Daxian can marry two, one in the fairy world, and one in the mortal world, isn't it a good thing?
I wanted to jump up and smoke this Kelsang Nyima, and my heart said what is this? It's like when I go shopping, someone has to drag me to try it for free, I don't want to go, but Kelsang Nyima helps me theorize, and I not only didn't dodge it in the end, but also tried it twice......
In addition, I am pessimistic, feeling that my current situation is even more severe.
Donna also shouted from the grass hut while she was free, "Daxian, the time is up, have you thought about it?" ”
I could tell that her tone was full of cheerfulness.
I didn't want to go back to that grass hut, and I was subconsciously influenced and took a step back.
Davara noticed my move, and she booed again.
I was forced by this invisible pressure, and suddenly I had a way.
I winked at the beard. The beard originally looked at me with a sympathetic look, but at this moment he misunderstood what I meant, and asked me, "What?" Do you want me to share one in your place? That's it, I'm reluctant to make it difficult, marry Yang Qianqian. ”
My heart says you want to be beautiful. I asked him to come over and said I wanted to talk to him quietly.
The beard took out a confused look, and after coming to my side, I whispered to him, which means, let him talk to Dona again, and find some reason to shirk it for me, if you really can't push it off, you can take a step back and let us get engaged first.
The beard snorted in disbelief and asked me if I really want to marry Donna? He persuaded a lot of people again. The two of us whispered alone, and there were no outsiders, he simply put aside the false identity of the immortals, and from the perspective of men, told me, men, of course, you can mess with flowers and grass, but don't touch the truth, otherwise if you really marry, what if you meet a better woman in the future?
I didn't want to talk to him about it, and I told him not to persuade him to do what I wanted. As for the second condition proposed by Dona, let's agree to it for the time being.
In fact, Beard is stupid, and he may not be a good lobbyist, but now I don't have a better candidate, and Beard, in comparison, is still reliable.
Beard entered the hut again, and the conversation he and Donna had was not so loud, and about a quarter of an hour later Beard poked out of the doorway.
At this time, he was sweating. He also gave me a thumbs up, and that means, and he got it. Then he said to everyone, "Come in, all of them." ”
I, Davara, and Kelsang Nyima, walked into the house one after another.
Donna crouched next to her sister, she didn't react much when she saw others, and when she stared at me, she called sweetly, "Husband." ”
I'm sensitive, and everyone else is looking at me.
I couldn't keep quiet, but I didn't want to nod my head in person. I laughed and emphatically said, "It's just an engagement, and it's not a husband yet." ”
Donna changed her name to me again, "Husband-to-be." ”
I can't refute anything, but in my heart, I think so, I, a quasi-husband, want to become a regular, no way! (To be continued.) )