Chapter 002: Don't Humiliate Yourself
() What?
Who's talking?
Who is the yellow-faced woman?
Qi Xiaoshu was first startled by the male voice, and then was confused by what he said, and couldn't react at all.
"Smack!"
A slap slammed into her left cheek, hitting Qi Xiaoshu's head off. The burning pain on her face made her feel like she was empowered.
Ahh It was a sudden realization!!!
The yellow-faced woman slapped with her right hand, speed level 3, strength level 6, the consequences of being hit, the pain was A+, and the left side of the face was red and swollen for two hours!!
She had an epiphany!!
That's what the man said - she's going to be slapped by her aunt!
What a painful realization.
Qi Xiaoshu, who was in pain and frightened, glared at her aunt with wide eyes, "You dare to hit me?" ”
Seeing the ferocity she had never felt before, Chen Dong was suddenly shocked in his heart, and then became angry again, "You are a cheap mouthful, dare to say that our Danchen is a dog's guts, what's wrong with me beating you?" ”
Isn't it a dog that loves dogs and pets dogs? usually holds a dog called Xiaoxian, Qi Danchen always calls herself a sister, and the puppy is her sister, so why does the dog feel insulted?
Qi Xiaoshu stretched out his hand and pushed her hard, but Chen Dong was nearly half older than her, so he couldn't push her, but she was forced to take a step back by the reaction force.
"Ding", the male voice sounded again.
"To push down the yellow-faced woman, you need an arm strength of level 5, and the host's current maximum arm strength is level 2, which is assessed as a weak chicken level, please don't do this kind of self-inflicted humiliation again."
Qi Xiaoshu: ""
Weak Chicken Level! She felt like she was going crazy.
But before she could react, there was another ding, "The yellow-faced woman's anger escalated, and she will push down the host with both hands, if she is pushed down, the host will hit the ground with her buttocks, and her right hand will be sprained, and the pain will be A+++, please pay attention to dodge." ”.
Nima.
This time, Qi Xiaoshu didn't care what the voice was about, and first dodged away as he said! didn't have time to think about it, she turned around, and Chen Dong was really pushing over with both hands in anger, but she didn't expect Qi Xiaoshu to avoid it in advance, so she couldn't help but fall forward.
"Ding. Congratulations to the host for successful evasion, but no reward. ”
Qi Xiaoshu listened to the voice in his head, and blocked his chest in one breath. There's no reward for you to talk.
But Qi Xiaoshu didn't expect that Chen Dong's fall would break a front tooth.
In the end, there was a lot of trouble, and when Aunt Chen Dong saw the front tooth on the ground, she was stunned for a moment, and then she howled bitterly, and then got up and rushed into the house to call her uncle.
"Husband, come back quickly, if you don't come back, I will be killed by Qi Xiaoshu, the white-eyed wolf!"
Qi Xiaoshu was speechless for a while listening to her screams, and at the same time, a deep sense of disgust and powerlessness swelled in her heart. Every time something happens, she always has to come to such a set, isn't she tired?
Liu Xiaoshu's uncle seems to be used to his wife coming to make such a fuss from time to time, so he didn't rush back immediately, but came back almost at dinner time, and came back with Qi Danchen and Qi Danyang, usually he would pick up a pair of children by the way when he got off work.
Qi Danchen is 19 years old this year, a freshman, and a little plump, which is like her mother.
Qi Danyang is 16 years old this year, the second year of junior high school, but he is thin, and his hair is so long that it covers his eyes and is dyed golden, he looks like a bad teenager, but the Qi family and his wife are very precious to him, and he has always held it in his mouth for fear of melting.
If you want to talk about appearance, the genes of the Qi family are still very good, such as Qi Xiaoshu's uncle Qi Zongping, although he is 45 years old, but he has thick eyebrows and big eyes, a height of about 177, and usually likes to wear striped shirts, slim trousers, and casual leather shoes.
It's a pity that the two sisters and brothers Qi Danchen did not inherit their father's good skin, and they are more like their mothers.
This is also one of the reasons why Qi Danchen hates Qi Xiaoshu, because Qi Xiaoshu's father, that is, her uncle, is more handsome than her father, and the eldest aunt is also very beautiful, and has a temperament, Qi Xiaoshu inherited the advantages of her parents, she is very good-looking, and she has covered her brilliance since she was a child.
Fortunately, the uncle and aunt died early, and Qi Xiaoshu had no money, so she asked her mother to buy her some gray clothes, and let her work every day, so that she could be like a Cinderella. And she herself wears mid-to-high-end brand goods, and she has learned makeup, she has a pair of very charming slender eyes, which improves her appearance a few points.
After the three of them went home, Chen Dong naturally began to cry wolf again, she was already very bad, but now she has lost a front tooth, and her speech is a little leaky, plus she always wears loose pajamas at home, so crying is really true
Unsightly.
After Qi Xiaoshu entered the room, she changed her clothes first, and then locked her in the room and didn't come out, and Ren Chen Dong scolded outside her door for a long time. But now that Qi Zongping is back, as the head of the family, he will naturally call her out, and several people will sit in the living room, just like the three halls of trial.
"Hey, Qi Xiaoshu, you're too outrageous this time, right?" Qi Danchen listened to Chen Dong's cry, and his narrow eyes glared at Qi Xiaoshu, "Why are you embarrassed?" You have been eating our family's clothes since you were thirteen years old, and my parents have been kind enough to you to take you in, you don't say thank you, but dare to do something to my mother? ”
Qi Danchen's wish is to marry a rich and handsome man, so she usually boasts that she has some achievements in cultivation, of course, this achievement is - try not to use foul language when scolding, and appear civilized.
As soon as her words fell, Qi Danyang continued: "I said a long time ago that I wouldn't pay her tuition to go to college, you don't listen, it's a waste of money, you can't find a job when you read it, and you're a shame." He looked at Qi Xiaoshu with disdain, "My buddy opened a hair salon and wanted to find a shampoo, I said to introduce Qi Xiaoshu to the past, she didn't want it yet!" Damn, it just makes me shameless in front of my buddies. ”
Listening to Liu Danyang talk about this, Qi Xiaoshu felt that his head was full of black lines, a 16-year-old child who had just entered the second year of junior high school played with all kinds of indiscreet people in society all day long, like a non-mainstream gangster, open his mouth and shut up My buddy,, etc., Qi Zongping and his wife even let him go, and they didn't think about discipline at all.
Chen Dong also felt very proud: "Xiaoyang, you leave her alone, and introduce her to work, she wants to be beautiful!" Back then, he said that he was a top student in junior high school, look at what high school and college have become, when I think of Su Yunling's triumphant saying that Qi Xiaoshu won the first place in the whole grade, the old lady wants to laugh a few times now! It's not as good as our Xiaoyang, what's wrong with bad grades? Sociable! ”