As soon as Li Xiaowu invited Mr. and Mrs. McKe out of the room, Xiao Zhengtai got up from the sofa in a daze. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

looked at the two cool, strong men from the special department in front of him, Xiao Zhengtai said with a smile; "Uncle, are you my father's bodyguard, wow, when you don't speak, you stand like a wooden man, do you often play with wooden people?"

The people from the two special departments shook their heads and said expressionlessly; "No, we're adults, we don't play games, and we're not your father's bodyguards, we're just his zero-hour guides."

Xiao Zhengtai touched his little head and said with curiosity on his face; "What is a guide, is it something that can be eaten?"

The bodyguards of the two special departments glanced at each other, and then one of them squatted down and explained to Xiao Zhengtai with a serious face; "A guide is someone who takes your dad where he needs to go, but doesn't know how."

"My dad is so stupid, he has to be led by others when he goes out, how much does that uncle and my dad give you a month?" Xiao Zhengtai looked at the strong men of the two special departments and asked with a smile on his face.

After thinking about it, one of the strong men of the special department said with a serious face; "We didn't take your father's salary, although after the event, our department will share some of the money, but that money can't be shared with us."

Xiao Zhengtai looked at the two strong men and said with sympathy on his face; "You are so pitiful, my father gave you money, and you can't share it.

Hey, well, I'll give you $500 a month, and you can be my bodyguard. ”

500 US dollars for you as a bodyguard, what kind of international joke is the United Nations, Lao Tzu's salary is now hundreds of thousands of US dollars a year, and it is only 6,000 US dollars a year for you to be a bodyguard, so my wife and children, aren't they going to drink the northwest wind?

Seeing that the two of them didn't answer their words, Xiao Zhengtai gestured with his fingers to make a gesture of six, and then said with a serious face; "Six hundred dollars a month, don't refuse, I think you're worth so much money, look at you, you don't work at work, since you're chatting with me, a five-year-old child."

Please, you let us chat with you, but besides, we took your father's order to take good care of you.

You say, if we don't answer your words, and you give us a wow wow and cry, how are we going to explain to your father then?

Seeing that the two still didn't answer themselves, Xiao Zhengtai said with a wicked smile on his face; "Hahaha.... I know, you must be spies, spies like the agents in the movie, you're finished, I'm going to report you to the government. ”

The strong man of the special department, squatting down and looking at Xiao Zhengtai, wanted to cry without tears; "Little master, just let us go, we're just a zero-hour guide, a person who leads the way, don't torture us like this, okay?"

"You are so cold, aren't you afraid of scaring your wife and children when you go home?" Xiao Zhengtai stood up, pointed at the two strong men with his little finger, and said very dissatisfied.

The two strong men in the special department are really afraid of Xiao Zhengtai, this little guy can't fight, can't scold, and says, the two people of TM together can't talk about this five-year-old little doll.

"Little master, what do you want, what do you want us to do, just ask, we will be your nanny, as long as you don't want to ask questions anymore." The strong men of the two special departments looked at Xiao Zhengtai and wanted to cry without tears.

Xiao Zhengtai waved his hand, looked at the strong men of the two special departments, and said with a look of hatred for iron and steel; "Tell me for yourselves, how nice it would be if you said this earlier, and if you said it earlier, you wouldn't have wasted so much of my saliva.

Listen, I'm hungry, I'm going to eat something good, I'm not allowed to bring it to me, I'm going to eat fried chicken legs, hamburgers, fried chicken wings, french fries, cola, pizza, well, that's all, hurry up, I'm starving to death right now. ”

The strong man of the special department looked at Xiao Zhengtai, then at Mr. and Mrs. McKe, and then said with a smile on his face; "Hello, Mr. McKe, can you help take care of the little master, let's go buy some for him, fried chicken wings, hamburgers."

McKe looked at the strong man in the special department, then at Xiao Zhengtai on the couch, and then shouted at the servant in the kitchen; "Dice, fry some chicken thighs, fry some fries, make some hamburgers, and come out for Dr. Lee's son."

"Okay, right away." A chubby maid in the kitchen replied in a loud voice.

Looking at the appearance of the maid, and then at the appearance of Mr. and Mrs. McKeke, Xiao Zhengtai swallowed his saliva; "Uncle, aunt, do you often eat fried chicken thighs, french fries, hamburgers, Coke, these things?"

McKe didn't think about it, so he nodded; "Yes, in our family, we basically eat these things every day, what's the matter, do you see us grow strong and envious?"

Xiao Zhengtai swallowed his saliva, stood up and pointed at Lina; "Auntie, your belly is so big, are you going to give birth to younger brothers and sisters?"

Looking at her bulging belly, Lina said with embarrassment; "Auntie didn't want to give birth to younger siblings, Auntie's belly was like this."

"Oh, no." After muttering a word, Xiao Zhengtai suddenly looked at McKe and said with a mysterious smile; "Hey, hey.... I know, uncle, you are so caring, this kind of thing is also done for you, giggles... ”

McKe looked at his big belly, and then at Xiao Zhengtai's thief's face, he suddenly had a very bad premonition, and the next moment his bad premonition came true.

Xiao Zhengtai covered his stomach, lying on the sofa and laughing; "Hahaha....... Uncle McKeke, you are so caring, since you have a child instead of your aunt, aunt, you have married a good husband, giggles, ...... ”

Lina, the two strong men of the special department, looked at McKe's big belly at the same time, and then covered her stomach in unison, laughing; "Hahaha.... Mr. McKe [husband], your stomach is really too similar, hahaha.... ”

McKe walked up to Xiao Zhengtai, pointed to his stomach, and said with a serious face; "Little guy, there is no brother or sister in the uncle's belly, and the uncle is a man and will not have children."

Xiao Zhengtai's eyes twitched slightly, and then said with a wicked smile on his face; "Hey, hey, hey.... Don't be afraid, uncle, we won't say it, uncle, your sister in your belly has been in it for a few months? ”

"Uncle has no brothers and sisters in his belly, and his uncle's belly is full of meat, you see it's all meat, all of this meat is meat, and Uncle eats meat and grows it." McKe pressed his big belly and explained to Xiao Zhengtai with a bitter face.

Xiao Zhengtai paused, then stood up and pointed at McKe, and exhaled; "Uncle, are you deceiving me as a three-year-old child, I'm a child who is almost five years old, so I won't fall for you, uncle, you have younger brothers and sisters in your belly.

I've read news reports about a woman who has changed sex and become a man in any country, and then this man has married a wife who has changed from a man to a woman.

And then this man who changed from a woman to a man, conceived and had a baby in place of his wife, you are just like them, right? ”

When McKe was about to die of embarrassment, the maid brought out fried chicken legs, hamburgers, fries, and Coke, and there was something to eat, Xiao Zhengtai was quiet for half an hour, and after half an hour, Xiao Zhengtai was full, and McKe and they began to suffer again.

After eating and drinking, Xiao Zhengtai's small mouth, like a hundred thousand whys, endlessly put two, the strong man of the special department and the McKe couple, to say that they were extremely depressed, and even began to doubt life.

When Li Xiaowu came out crying with a sad face, McKe directly handed Li Xiaoxiao, a check for two million US dollars, and then drove Li Xiaoxiao, Xiao Zhengtai, and two strong men from the special department out of the house like a ghost.

Seeing that McKe drove himself out of the door, Li Xiaowu thought that his own affairs had been exposed, so he hurriedly ran into the car with Xiao Zhengtai in his arms, and then urged the strong man in the special department to speed up the accelerator and escape as if he had to go home. (To be continued.) )