[6] Brother, you are the perfect matchmaker
After hanging up the phone, Li Xiaowu walked into the clinic, boiled water to clean the tea set and began to make tea. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
After making the tea, Li Xiaowu said to Shen Wenmin with a smile; "My sister has been waiting at the door for a long time, come on... Take a sip of tea to quench your thirst first. ”
After taking a sip of tea, Shen Wenmin said with a face full of grievances; "Why are you so irresponsible, other people's hospitals and clinics are open early in the morning, and some are even open 24 hours a day.
You're not opening until now, do you know that I came at seven o'clock in the morning, and ended up waiting here stupidly all morning.
If I hadn't eaten a bucket of instant noodles at the store next door, I would have starved to death by now, and I'm hungry again.
Is there any takeaway near you that I can buy nearby? As long as it's not a snack on the other side, any other takeaway is fine, help me order one, I'm so hungry. ”
Seeing Shen Wenmin's pitiful appearance, Li Xiaowu speechlessly picked up her mobile phone and made a call to Han Hongxue, asking her to bring a copy back for him when she came back after eating outside.
When Han Hongxue received the call, she was eating at her own home, and heard Li Xiaowu say that she wanted to help bring the rice, so she cooked by herself, made a few new side dishes, and then packed the lunch box, ready to send it to Li Xiaowu later.
Half an hour later, Han Hongxue looked at it with distress on her face, and Shen Wenmin ate the love lunch box she made one by one.
Shen Wenmin was gulping down while looking at Han Hongxuedao; "Sister, where did you buy this box of lunch, it's really delicious, I'll go to that house to buy it after telling me the address."
Han Hongxue glanced at Li Xiaowu and said angrily; "Our boss just said that he didn't eat, this is what I personally cooked for him, such a lunch box is not for sale, it would be good if you were lucky enough to eat this one, as for the next one, you just wait there slowly."
And so on........ You said you're going to buy it in the future? Are you planning to stay here? ”
Stopping the action of eating, Shen Wenmin looked at Han Hongxue and said with a serious face; "If I say I'm here to be your boss's junior, will you look down on me?"
"Puff puff....... cough cough cough...."Li Xiaowu was almost choked to death by the tea.
Nima's woman is shameless, and there is nothing to do with a man at all.
Han Hongxue looked at Shen Wenmin, then at Li Xiaowu, and glared at Li Xiaowu with a face full of contempt; "Boss, you can't do this.
The proprietress is still waiting to give birth in the hospital, but you bring Xiaomi back, you will lose your wife and child if you are so careful. ”
Shen Wenmin looked at Han Hongxue and covered his mouth incredulously; "Big brother, do you really have a wife? I thought what you just said was all about getting rid of my entanglement.
Isn't it true that men who start businesses generally don't get married so early? Brother Li, why did you get married so early? Won't you wait for me to show up before getting married? ”
Li Xiaowu handed Shen Wenmin and Han Hongxue a cup of tea, and then said with a happy face; "I've always been a lazy person, and before I got along with my wife, I was just a little doctor who got paid a dead salary every month.
Then I was fired from the hospital for something, and all of a sudden I went from being a doctor to a good-for-nothing waste.
Looking for a job in the talent market, I looked for almost half a month, not only did I not find a job, but I also spent all my living expenses on it.
Half a month later, I had nothing, and I couldn't even get the money to copy the materials, because I had no money, so my life was very poor.
In an accident, because there was no food to eat, I fried a sprouted potato, and I got food poisoning after eating it.
At first, I thought it wasn't very serious, but who knew that in the rental house, it would be a day to have diarrhea, and finally I fainted.
I forgot to mention that my wife was my landlord at the time, and I don't know how she found out that I had fainted, but when I woke up, I was already in a hospital bed.
That was the most unlucky day for me, first I was hospitalized with food poisoning, and then I was in a car accident on the way home.
Except for me who hit my nose, the rest of the people and birds were fine, and finally I went to see a meteor shower with my wife, and the result was .......... ”
Shen Wenmin and Han Hongxue were dumbfounded, looking at Li Xiaowu and said; "What's the result, say it quickly, you still want to advertise the highlights, hurry up and say it."
Li Xiaowu took a sip of tea, covered his face and said; "As a result, as soon as I got out of the taxi, I was hit by a meteor falling from the sky."
"Puff puff....... Hahaha, big brother, you're so unlucky. ”
"Puff puff...... Hahaha boss, your life is so hard, congratulations on becoming the second Chinese man who was almost stoned to death by a meteor. ”
Swinging away the tea and rice grains in his hand, Li Xiaowu glared at Shen Wenmin and Han Hongxue dissatisfied; "Han Hongxue, what do you mean, since you sprayed the tea on the boss's face, you don't want to do it, do you?
And you Shen Wenmin is even more hateful, when you want to laugh, you will die without food in your mouth, you look at the spray on me, I don't know and think I fell into the trash. ”
Han Hongxue said with a pitiful look; "Boss, I was wrong, I really didn't mean to, please forgive me."
There is a kind of learning, Shen Wenmin also showed a pitiful look and said; "Big brother, I didn't mean it, I also know it's wrong, you won't be angry with me, right?"
Wiping off the tea and rice grains on his face, Li Xiaowu said angrily; "It looks like I'm going to have to find a partner for you, and you don't have a boyfriend to torture.
They all came to torture me how to do this boss, Shen Wenmin will start with you, and I will introduce you to a partner later. ”
With his little head tilted, Shen Wenmin pouted; "It's okay to introduce me to a boyfriend, first, he must be as handsome as you, and second, he must be as good as you.
Third, he must be as rich as you, fourth, he must be able to drag race, and preferably be able to fly airplanes, and if you have such a boyfriend, you can introduce one to me. ”
"The boss has such a boyfriend, you can also help me introduce one, and I am also willing to take off the list for such a boyfriend." Han Hongxue said with a smile.
Li Xiaowu stared at Shen Wenmin and said; "Han Hongxue, wait for the next time, Shen Wenmin, you just said these conditions, don't regret it, hehehehe...... He should have arrived at the time. ”
Sudden Sudden ..........Sudden T A direct fighter plane flew over Li Xiaoxiao's clinic, and after making a few circles around the neighborhood, it stopped in the square not far from the clinic.
Shen Wenmin looked at Xiao Wu who came down from the helicopter, and then looked at Li Xiaowu, and said with excitement on his face; "Big Brother Big Big Big Brother....... Is this handsome guy the one you introduced me to?
God, even if you look so handsome, since you can fly a plane by yourself, it's really cool, big brother, you are really good to me, I love you to death. ”
After Xiao Wu parked the plane, he walked towards Li Xiaowu under the surprised eyes of nearby residents, and then hugged Li Xiaowu and shouted.
"Brother hasn't seen you for a year, this lovely beauty is the one you introduced to me? It's not bad, Brother Li, why did you meet a good girl? ”
Li Xiaowu pushed Xiao Wu away, and said angrily; "I'll go to you, since you're flying a fighter, I said you kid want to drag it like this? Why don't you just drive a fighter plane with missiles? ”
"Brother, don't make trouble, my time is very limited, I have to go back later, don't drive the fighter plane, it's too late to go back."
My old man will slaughter me, hello beauty, my name is Xiao Wu, sister, you are good. Xiao Wu looked at it with a smile on his face, Shen Wenmin and Han Hongxue said.
After finishing speaking, Xiao Wu looked at the time on his watch, and then asked again without waiting for Shen Wenmin and them to answer; "Hello beauty, my name is Xiao Wu, I am 1.82 meters tall, and I am from the capital.
There are three generations in the same family, I am still single, by the way, I am a year younger than my brother and now almost twenty-five, because of some special reasons.
I need to get married in the near future, if you think I'm okay, then come home with me now, would you like to come with me?. ”
"I'm willing, you wait for me, I'll take my luggage and go home with you right away."
Xiao Wu went straight to the topic and asked Shen Wenmin if he would like to marry, Shen Wenmin was more direct, and went back to the clinic to get his luggage, and he was going home with Xiao Wu.
Li Xiaowu looked at Shen Wenmin, who came out with the luggage, and then looked at Xiao Wu's speechless face; "Do you want to be so simple?
You guys are so simple, I'm a little embarrassed as a matchmaker, Xiao Wu and my son will be born in a few days, do you have to prepare your red envelopes in advance. ”
"I'm going to go, and I said I'm simply, you see how long you've been doing yourself, you're about to become a father, and you're really in a hurry.
Brother, I'll come to play with you next time I have time, let's go home, beautiful woman. Xiao Wu helped Shen Wenmin lift the suitcase, waved to Li Xiaowu and them, and left directly after getting on the plane.
These two goods simply made Li Xiaowu want to scold, and Shen Wenmin's two bodyguards wanted to scold, and they didn't know how to send it to their boss now.
If Nima's said that the eldest lady was picked up by a fighter plane, it is estimated that the boss of their family will twist their heads off and kick them as a ball.
On the plane, Xiao Wu looked at the cute and active Shen Wenmin beside him, and said with a smile in his heart; "Brother, you are the best matchmaker I have ever seen, you are simply a perfect matchmaker, haha......."