Five years have passed in a blink of an eye, and Miao Xiaodong, who was a little big at the beginning, is now the first master of the younger generation in the Miao people.

The descendants of the Miao nationality in the Miao nationality refer to the underage children from the age of 18 to the age of 18, and the adult Miao people after the age of 18 are generally sent to the world for a period of red dust tempering.

Beijing time, five o'clock in the morning.

Chirped a cute little sparrow, flew into Miao Xiaodong's room from the window, the little sparrow first jumped on Miao Xiaodong for a while, and then stood in Miao Xiaodong's ear, making a loud chirping bird.

Opening his eyes in a daze, Miao Xiaodong glanced at the little sparrow, and then pouted, "Xiao Jiujiu, it's only five o'clock now, why did you wake me up so early??" ”

The little sparrow chirped and chirped, and flew to the window with his little head to signal Miao Xiaodong to come over and look below.

Rubbing his eyes, Miao Xiaodong walked to the window with bare feet, looked under the window, looked at the little sparrow, and said puzzledly, "What is there to look at down there, hey, what are the big yellow dogs doing?" ”

Under Miao Xiaodong's window, a big yellow dog that was often played bad by him was panting and connected with a female black dog at this time.

I thought it would be safe early in the morning, who knew the eventful little sparrow, since it was early in the morning, Miao Xiaodong woke up, and when the big yellow dog was glad for the cooperation of the female black dog, a stone smashed on its head, and then the big yellow dog fainted happily and painfully.

"Giggle early in the morning to bully the black dog, see if I can't beat you, hehehe." After smashing the big yellow dog unconscious, Miao Xiaodong stood on the corner of the window, covering his small mouth and grinning.

A Miao man who got up early to work, looked at the big yellow dog that was still connected to the female black dog after fainting, put down the hoe and said with a smile, "Your mother, this old yellow dog is really fucking enjoyable, sleeping while fucking the black dog." ”

"What are you looking at,, watch the dog do this early in the morning, you're really good enough, hey,, big yellow dog cowhide, the will make herself dizzy, hahaha." Another Miao man who got up early to work stepped forward and said with a funny face.

The big yellow dog was picked up by Miao Xiaodong, so it, like Miao Xiaodong, is a sideways existence in the village, and the people, dogs, and beasts in the village have to avoid him, and almost all the female dogs in the village have been ruined by it.

The big yellow dog who mixes smoothly in the village, but there has always been a question in his heart that he can't figure out, this question is that as long as he gets on the female dog, it will faint inexplicably after it is over, and then be ridiculed wherever he goes in the village.

Half an hour later, Miao Xiaodong stood in front of the big yellow dog with a smile with a little sparrow, and then took out a small faucet and woke the big yellow dog from his dream with a soak of urine.

The big yellow dog that was woken up made an angry roar, but when he saw that it was Miao Xiaodong who woke it up, the big yellow dog immediately lowered his head, held it on the ground, shook his head and whined and admitted it.

Miao Xiaodong kicked the big yellow dog, and then said with a smile, "Old Huang, did you secretly bully other people's black dogs just now?"

It's not right for you to do this, do you know it, you know that you are weak, and you will faint as soon as you get on the body of a, and you still don't care about your body like this, how can you let me say hello??

I don't bother to care about you, if I really can't do it, I have to prepare a pound of ginger, two taels of star anise, ten grams of pepper, and two taels of tangerine peel to see you off. ”

One pound of ginger, two taels of star anise, ten grams of pepper, two taels of tangerine peel, this slot, since the owner wants to stew me, Mamma Mia, scared to death Ben Wang Xingren, my happiness has not been enjoyed enough, I can't die.

The big yellow dog first shook his head at Miao Xiaodong, signaled him not to kill himself, and then looked at Miao Xiaodong by jumping up, saying that he was very healthy and could continue to live for a long, long time.

Pushing away the head of the big yellow dog, Miao Xiaodong said with contempt on his face, "Coward, why are you so afraid of death, you can be reincarnated if you die, so I can eat your dog meat with peace of mind, hehe, how good." ”

Ma Dan, after all, he still wants to eat me, he doesn't eat so many dogs in the village, why does he just hang all day waiting for me to die and eat my dog meat?

Suppressing the thoughts in his heart, the big yellow dog barked twice in front of Miao Xiaodong, and then took Miao Xiaodong to a courtyard, pointing to an unusually tall big black dog, revealing its long tongue, and laughing shamefully.

"Rhubarb, do you mean, I can eat dog meat if I want to, but this is the elder grandfather's favorite dog, if I eat it, the elder grandfather will beat me." Miao Xiaodong looked at the big yellow dog and said in a milky voice.

Ma Dan, you want me to help you kill the dog, but this is the elder's dog, if Ben Wang kills it, will the elder kill me, God, why did I get on the shelf, such a bitter master?

The big yellow dog glanced at Miao Xiaodong, nodded the dog's head with a smile in his eyes, and then opened his big mouth and rushed towards the elder's big black dog, the big black dog's body was huge and extremely fierce, and he bit the big yellow dog's ear as soon as he stepped forward, and the big yellow dog bit the big black dog's throat fiercely regardless of the pain in his ear.

An hour later, Miao Xiaodong carried two stolen chickens, pointed at three subordinates who were cooking dog meat, and warned sternly, "You'd better not tell about eating dog meat today, otherwise you and I will die miserably."

Let me tell you the truth, this dog is the black god of war of the three elders, these two chickens are the fighting cocks of the five elders, Phoenix and Luo Luo, don't cry with a face, you are now my accomplice, and you can't get rid of the relationship. ”

Ma Dan, it's over, this little ancestor pit people are all going to die, last time the great elder's pigeon was roasted, and we were beaten so much that we couldn't get out of bed for three days, this time it's a big black dog, and it's a cockfighter, I guess this time I can't get up for a year and a half.

"Young patriarch, it's okay not to play like this next time, you don't get so many chickens and dogs in the village, why do you have to get the elders??" Miao Xiaodong's three subordinates said with a sad face while cooking dog meat over the fire.

After clapping his hands and throwing the chicken feathers to his subordinates, Miao Xiaodong looked at the three of them and said with a smile, "The chickens in the village are not delicious, and the elders' chickens are all grown up on medicinal herbs, and the meat is good, and it is very replenishing."

Not to mention the big black dog of the three elders, he eats and drinks every day, all kinds of medicinal herbs, supplements, and has never been broken, look at this strong muscles and huge body, can it be compared to those earth dogs in the village? ”

Miao Xiaodong is a very bad person, after eating the dog meat himself, he personally led someone to serve the dog meat, brought roast chicken and wine, and invited the third elder and the fifth elder to have a big meal.

After it was over, after the three elders and the five elders went home, they learned that their beloved pet had been killed, and they sadly took a feather duster, chased Miao Xiaodong around the village three times, and finally Miao Lingling came out strongly and paid the three elders a little black dog, and the five elders had two chickens that had just surfaced, and then it was gone.

(Po Sing Shek Academy)