Chapter 0514 - Twesome Twinkle Hero
As soon as he heard the little black snake say this in the rainy season, the old man immediately became interested and said that it was.
The old man told Lin Feng and Xiao Hei that Wang Lao Wu, who bought watermelons with me some time ago, was tortured by several cadres and put in a felon's cell because he didn't listen to the advice of several cadres and set up a stall a little bit in the middle.
After Wang Lao Wu came out, we went to visit him, and found that he had been crippled by those felons in the "violent warehouse", and three ribs were broken!
Hearing this, the little villain Lin Feng's eyes lit up, and then he thought of something!
At this moment, two tall prison guards walked out of the gate, walked straight to Lin Feng and Little Black Snake Yuji, and shouted: "Eat melons, get out of the way, don't affect our law enforcement!" ”
Seeing this situation, Lin Feng didn't say anything, and immediately pulled the little black snake Yuji to the side.
At this time, the little black snake Yuji had long been uninterested in the commanding prison guard cadre, and then saw him clenched his fists, ready to attack at any time.
However, the next time, he saw the boss Lin Feng signaling to him with his eyes, meaning not to move, so he had to suppress his anger temporarily.
When the other fruit sellers saw the two prison guards who were five big and three thick come out, they immediately hurriedly closed the stall and slipped away, and the old man selling watermelons was just about to close the stall when he was stopped by two prison guards.
The old man knew that this matter was a bit big, so he said tremblingly: "Cadre, isn't I already more than fifty meters away from your door, shouldn't I have violated some regulations today?" ”
As soon as they heard this, the two prison guards immediately glared at them and shouted: "What kind of bullshit, fifty meters is over, even if you are 100 meters, it is also a road occupation business, this is a violation of the national prison management regulations!" ”
As soon as the old man heard that it was illegal, he immediately trembled with fright, and then said weakly: "Cadre, can't I leave now, I'll leave ......."
Before the old man finished speaking, he was immediately interrupted by another big Han prison guard: "Don't bother so much, the watermelons in the whole car will be confiscated, and then you will be fined 500 yuan." Go, push the car inside, put three at the door of each department, and then go to the finance office to pay a fine of 500 yuan and you're done! ”
As soon as he heard this, the old man's face turned pale instantly, and then he trembled and begged, "What are you doing...... Cadre, these melons of mine are all bought on credit from other people's cellars, and they can't be sold for more than 300 yuan in total, if you fine me another 500 yuan, I will be busy this winter! ”
"Fuck your shit, old thing, can you quite say it? Resist law enforcement, right? Believe it or not, I'm going to smash your watermelon cart right now, and then you're going to pay you a penny! ”
With that, the tall prison guard from before had already rolled up his sleeves and rushed up to smash the old man's watermelon cart.
"I, I, I...... I'm ...... Ladies and gentlemen...... Can't I send it to you...... I...... I, I, I ......" The old man who sold melons had nothing to do, so he had to beg bitterly.
However, the two so-called prison guard cadres had no sympathy at all, and even glared at each other, and then shouted and scolded: "You are still not convinced to say that you peasants are cheap, do we still fuck you old thing!" ”
The old man selling melons was probably scared, and the next moment he shook his head with a bitter face, and then walked to his watermelon cart......
At this time, a voice came: "Slow down, let this old man go, I'll go with you to pay the fine!" ”
The next moment, I saw the little villain Lin Feng talking while nibbling on a piece of cold watermelon and walked up.
The two prison guards, who were five big and three coarse, saw that the two customers who ate melons actually "learned from Lei Feng to do good deeds" and paid the fine for others, and they were immediately happy.
"Hey, boy, okay, do you do what you are right!" One of the guards gave a disdainful look at the other, and the two surrounded them.
Another prison guard with a black mole on his face was also amused by these two "righteous heroes" who were not very tall and not very fierce-looking: ", you're here to pay the fine, aren't you, you're still a 'tween' hero?" ”
With that, this guy immediately turned around and followed the prison guard in front of him.
"Yes, helping others is also the foundation of your own happiness, do you want to make yourself happy?" At the next moment, the little villain Lin Feng took a bite of the watermelon and looked at the black mole prison guard innocently and said.
"Okay, boy, tell me how to make your grandfather and me happy?" The black mole prison guard looked at Lin Feng with a playful expression and asked.
"That's simple, as long as you stupid give me a thousand yuan, I'll be happy, and then you'll be a fool and help others, and theoretically it's fast, don't you say you're a decay?"
Saying this, the little villain Lin Feng took another bite of the watermelon, still with an innocent and flawless expression.
Upon hearing this, the two prison guards were stunned.
No one on this territory has dared to openly insult law enforcement officers, and no one has ever dared to disrespect their prison guards.
Now, this kid is not only outrageous, but also openly "flouting the law".
Looking at the situation, he didn't treat the two of himself as "dishes" at all, and deliberately ridiculed and insulted the state law enforcement personnel.
All of this really made the two grumpy "good prison guards of the people" indignant!
"Scolding the kid next door, you're looking for death, aren't you? Then I'll give you a layer! With that, the black mole prison guard had already swung his big furry fist and blasted it at Lin Feng's head......
In the next moment, I didn't see how the little villain Lin Feng dodged, but I saw that the black mole prison guard was instantly dodged, and then shook a few times before he stabilized his footing.
Looking at Lin Feng, the little villain who was still munching on the cold watermelon with relish, the old man selling melons and the two prison guards were stunned at the same time.
The next moment, the black mole prison guard felt insulted.
Then, seeing his eyes glaring, he immediately scolded angrily: "The paralyzed ones are still hiding, you can fucking hide in the mouse cave, and I'll let you hide again-"
Saying this, the black mole prison guard actually gathered enough strength and swung his fist into the ear of the little villain Lin Feng again......
Still like just now, the little villain Lin Feng still didn't dodge much, and the black mole prison guard still didn't hit.
After some activities, Lin Feng still ate the half of the watermelon in his hand with relish, looking like he was nothing.
The little black snake had already finished eating the watermelon in his hand at this time, but instead of going to help, he leisurely smoked a cigarette and watched the battle.
"Awesome, right, run fast, if you want to pretend to be forced, just punch Lao Tzu, and I can admit that you are a fucking man!"
The two punches didn't hit, and the black mole prison guard didn't think that the other party was so powerful, he always thought that the other party didn't dare to fight with him, so he dodged too fast.
"Hey, I'm afraid you won't be able to stand my punch, that's why I've been letting you be a fool!" The little villain Lin Feng held the watermelon in his hand, the corners of his mouth hooked up a demonic smile, and then continued, "Naturally, you are a big fool who can't see it, then I won't let you, it's a fucking waste of feelings!" ”
Of course, the black mole prison guard would not think that the little villain Lin Feng was letting him, all he thought about was how the other party was afraid of him, so he dodged and didn't dare to take his powerful blow.
Therefore, at this moment, as soon as he heard Lin Feng say this, the black mole prison guard smiled slightly, and then secretly exerted his strength again, pouring all the strength of his whole body into his right fist, and then gathered enough momentum, and then suddenly got up and slammed into the handsome face of the little villain Lin Feng......
The little villain Lin Feng still didn't dodge, but calmly waited for the arrival of the other party's fist.
At the moment when the fist with the cold wind pierced through the air and hit it, I saw the little villain Lin Feng send the watermelon in his hand to the other party's door, and then suddenly exerted his strength and covered it with a punch......
There was a muffled "flutter" sound, and at the same time a crunch "crunch".
The two fists clashed with a terrible scream, and the black mole prison guard fell to the ground with a bang......
The poor black mole prison guard's face was covered with watermelon water, one arm was broken violently, and the front half of his palm was already bloody and fleshy......
The next time, the black mole prison guard who fell to the ground screamed like a pig with his fist, and his legs, feet and other parts were so painful that he kept twitching!
Another prison guard originally wanted to see his good brother's abuse, but he didn't expect to see this kind of result!
While being taken aback, he also realized that this time he had encountered a real strong enemy.
The next time, the first consciousness of this product is to dig out the high-voltage electric baton in the waist, so that it can knock down the opponent at the first time.
However, the moment he touched his waist, he was surprised to find that the high-voltage electric baton had disappeared.
When he looked back to see what had happened, he turned his face to find that his high-voltage electric baton was already in the hands of the young man who had been standing aside smoking and smirking.
The prison guard's eldest brother was just about to shout and curse at the stall, when he felt an electric current coming, and his body shook and he lost consciousness.
Seeing the two prison guard cadres who usually exist like "gods" twitching and rolling on the ground like two "cramped frogs", the old man who sells melons was stunned at the same time, and he was so frightened that he didn't know what to do?
At this time, Lin Feng said to the old man who sold melons: "Uncle, hurry up and push the cart away, don't come here to sell melons in the future, they won't give up!" ”
Saying this, the little villain Lin Feng asked the little black snake to take out a wad of money and put it in the old man's car in the rainy season, and then urged the old man to leave quickly.
"That's that...... Young man, you you...... You don't want to run...... These cadres are hateful! ”
The old man who sold melons was about to say something, and then he saw a group of prison guards with loaded guns pouring out of the gate, and then ran towards this side......
The little villain Lin Feng and the little black snake stood still like a stone Buddha in the rainy season, the two of them just smiled and waved their hands at the old man who sold melons to let the old man leave quickly!