Chapter 267, Advance! God! (below)

"Don't, don't...... Don't! You're ...... I...... Can't I deal with it right away! ”

Jin San didn't see the meaning of joking in Situ Xichen's eyes at all, this cliff was serious! If he doesn't find a home for all these things in half an hour, I'm afraid he'll have to say goodbye to these treasures of his own!

"Wait!"

Situ Xichen stopped him, and then said:

"You're the only one? What about the others? ”

He saw Jin San alone, where did everyone else go?

"No, it's just Sima Xuan and Shen Mingquan, the two of them said that they are usually practicing or practicing each other's actual combat at this time, so they will come later."

Jin San picked up a large furnace beside him and continued:

"Fox Jiugong will practice after tidying up the room, your sister is learning to cook, as for gluttony, uh, I'm teaching her-"

Hearing this, Situ Xichen and Jin San's faces suddenly became gloomy, gluttonous teaching people to cook? This Nima is going to bring bad rhythm to the warm rain!

"What about Luo Kite?"

Only then did he react, it seemed that there was one person missing, right?

"She'......"

Jin San's face suddenly became a little strange, and he still smiled bitterly for a long time:

"She's helping you tidy up your room, but she's putting her own things there, saying that she will be your personal maid in the future."

"Sir, are you back?"

Luo Yuan slowly walked to Situ Xichen's side, tidied up his clothes, bowed slightly to the latter, and said with a smile:

"Welcome home."

Jin San saw that Luo Kite was coming, so he hurriedly picked up another "big item" from his side, and then ran away in a gloomy manner, he shouldn't stay here at this time.

"Don't say polite words yet......"

Situ Xichen felt a trace of sweat on his forehead, and asked tentatively:

"Well, you moved all your stuff to me?"

"Cut—was you found?"

Luo Kite "cut", and then said in a low voice:

"I was going to give Mr. a surprise, it must be that guy Jin San, and I will definitely beat him up when my strength is stronger than him!"

When Situ Xichen heard this, he was stunned for a moment, today he seemed to have seen a very remarkable side of Luo Kite! This, this, this...... What's going on with the déjà vu that is completely a black-bellied image?!

"That...... Is there not enough room? ”

He asked weakly.

"No, Mr. Wei Jue's house is very generous, but I think that as a deacon, I need to take care of all your daily life, sir, so I have made a judgment that it is more convenient to live together."

Luo Yuan smiled slightly, giving people a very warm feeling, compared to the appearance of wanting to get rid of Jin San just now, it was completely two people.

has been in the slave circle for a long time, she has long been able to put on this kind of smiling face that is more authoritative than professional at any time, not that her smile at Situ Xichen is unreal, it's just that her change in this mood can be very fast, this ability to control her emotions, I'm afraid even those acting masters can't do it, Stanislavsky or something is even more pediatric.

"But...... Well, there's not enough space, there's only one bed in a room. ”

"I can lay on the floor."

Luo Yuan said very firmly, and her face couldn't help showing some pride, as if she was saying, "You can't help me".

"Well, Wen Yu doesn't have any opinions?"

Situ Xichen finally came up with a killer idea, this is his brother who wants to live with a girl! According to Wen Yu's dependence on herself, she should be the first to oppose it!

"That's ......"

Luo Yuan smiled:

"'As long as you promise not to do anything strange to my brother, I will promise you......,' said Miss Wen Yu.

Luo Yuan learned Situ Wenyu's tone, and when she finished saying this, there was a hint of cunning on her face.

"What good did you give her, she even listened to you!?"

Situ Xichen couldn't believe his ears! Is this still his sister!

"Move with emotion, know with reason......"

Luo Yuan smiled.

Situ Xichen looked at her suspiciously, believing that she had a ghost!

So, the truth is indeed not so simple, Luo Kite did pay some chips, but it was just a sentence:

"I can do my best to broker things between you and my husband."

This is her only sentence, a woman's "sense" is very strong, these days Luo Kite has also seen some clues in Wen Yu's body, although she is not very sure, but she still decided to gamble, just bet on - Situ Wenyu is a brother control!

It turned out that she did press the right pile, so under her words of "moving with affection and knowing reason", Wen Yu still decided to agree, and put forward the condition of "promising not to do strange things to my brother".

"I don't care!"

Situ Xichen said angrily:

"Whoever I love promises, I don't agree anyway, what is it like to be in the same room with a lonely man and a widow, you can take care of my living if you want to, but move me next door!"

This is the maximum he can tolerate, first of all, it is impossible for him to tarnish the innocence of the human girl's family, and secondly, the people in this world who can sleep with him in the same bedroom...... There are no more.

"But ......"

Luo Kite was a little anxious, this was different from what she expected! Judging by the character of the latter, shouldn't it be compromised?

That's right, if it was Situ Xichen in the past, he would not care about this, anyway, he didn't do anything, as long as his friends didn't go out and talk nonsense, he would forget it, but after the assessment......

"What's there!"

Situ Xichen's face was a little bad, and he said:

"Listen to the call, 'Master.'"

"Lord, master."

Luo Yuan naturally wouldn't refuse all of Situ Xichen's requests, but he was happy to call him that, but didn't Situ Xichen let himself call him that?

"Very good, that's what I'll call in the future, I'm your master, then you'll be my person from now on, you have to listen to everything I say, you know?"

"Yes!"

Luo Yuan smiled, in fact, this identity relationship is what she has always longed for, a deacon or something, who wants to do this!? What's more, Situ Xichen has a sentence that she remembers deeply......

"His people, his people, Luo Kite is the master's people!"

Luo Yuan's face was red, Situ Xichen's sentence was more useful than his explanation in the vernacular.

"Since I am your master, do you want to listen to me for everything?"

Situ Xichen put on a commanding tone.

"Only the master's order is obeyed!"

Luo Yuan lowered his head, and it seemed that he almost knelt down for Situ Xichen.

"That's good."

Situ Xichen then gave the order and said:

"Now you go back to my room immediately, move all your things next door, and start cultivating immediately after tidying up, until I tell you to come down for dinner!"

"Uh-no-dull."

Luo Yuan pulled a long tone, and her displeasure was written on her face.

"Can't you be accommodating?"

Since reasoning (crooked) doesn't make sense, then sell cute, Situ Xichen's resistance to this is still very low.

"No way!"

Situ Xichen didn't eat this set at all, and then as if he suddenly thought of something, he said:

"Is that gluttonous guy teaching my sister how to cook?"

"yes, don't you think he has this talent after eating it once? Miss Wen Yu said that there will be a surprise when you come back...... Huh! Master, where are you going? ”

Before she finished speaking, Situ Xichen immediately rushed to the house, and then went straight to the kitchen, joking, if Wen Yu was allowed to come out of the school under that merchant, his sense of taste would be degraded in the future!

"Glutton, you bastard, let go of my sister, what's coming at me!"

Situ Xichen ran to the kitchen quickly, and when he came up, he scolded, but ...... He was still a step too late......

"Brother! You're back! ”

Wen Yu was a little surprised, handed his hand forward, and said with a smile:

"Gluttony taught me, taste?"

Wen Yu was still wearing gloves on her hands, and she was holding something like a casserole in her hand, it looked like the things inside should have just been made, and the lid was not opened, maybe it wasn't too late, or it could be that Wen Yu wanted to surprise her brother......

"Gollum—"

Situ Xichen swallowed a mouthful of saliva violently, if this thing was made of gluttony, he would definitely buckle it directly on the latter's face, but this was made by his sister.

The lid didn't open, but he could clearly feel the murderous aura under the lid, and his intuition told him that if this thing was born, it would probably be a demon that would kill people......

His hands trembled, and he put his hand on the lid as if he were in the mood to open Pandora's box, but he refused to open it.

Wen Yu's face was full of anticipation, she thought that her brother would definitely like the food she cooked!

Situ Xichen closed his eyes, and then finally opened the lid......

A black-red air flow rose instantly, and it landed on Situ Xichen's face, who didn't feel anything at all, but in the next second, the heart-piercing pain that suddenly came from his eyes finally made him realize that today's level is difficult!

"Ahh ——”

He buckled the lid back and kept rubbing his eyelids with both hands, but it was still to no avail, he could only grope to find the water source, and then turn on the water, and rinse the scarlet eyeballs without blinking (this behavior is difficult and dangerous, please don't imitate it at home!). )。

The cold water washed his eyes, and he felt better, and his eyes were not very painful, but they were still a little astringent, but as long as they shed tears, they were fine.

"What's wrong with you, brother?"

Wen Yu stepped forward to take a look intimately and said with concern.

"It's okay......"

Situ Xichen rubbed his eyes, barely squeezed out a smile, and said:

"It's just a little ...... A little spicy to the eyes. ”

At this time, he was finally able to open his eyes and look at the contents of the pot, and he froze......

What he saw was a blue and red mass, the whole pot was slimy, and the contents of the pot were bubbling, and to him it looked like a living mud trying to break free from the pot......

"What the hell are you doing?"

He finally couldn't help it, the "cuisine" made by Wen Yu and Tao Tao couldn't even stop his intermediate strength as a god, it was a big killer in the world!

"Speaking ......"

Tao Tao showed a happy look and said with a smile:

"Your teacher's taste is really good, there is all the terrain around, and there are a lot of ingredients in it, this is what I found in a nearby swamp...... Slime! ”

"Huh?"

"This is my proud work!"

Gluttony proudly said:

"Braised slime, devil's spicy taste, okay?"

"I'm rubbing! How I heard something inedible from inside! ”

Situ Xichen's eyes are about to fall, slime! Also braised red! Or is it spicy!? Can this thing be eaten? And most importantly......

The location of the teacher's residence is really strange, and there is any terrain around! What the hell is a swamp!

"Huh?"

The gluttony suddenly realized and said to Wen Yu:

"Sister Wen Yu, eldest brother doesn't eat spicy?"

"I haven't heard of it, and he used to eat chicken wings in a restaurant and said it was perverted and spicy."

Wen Yu was also a little strange, in her impression, Situ Xichen really liked spicy food.

"And what else can't you eat?"

Gluttony can't understand this time, since you're not afraid of spicy, what else can't you eat?

"That's not the point!"

Situ Xichen is going crazy, the things in this pot can no longer be measured by the standard of whether it is spicy or not!

"Don't worry about it so much, brother......"

Wen Yu raised his hand at Situ Xichen and said with a smile:

"Eat!"