Chapter 390: Brother Qiu, Got It?
Listening to Lin Qiu asking, what do you want to ask, this time, Li Fu didn't smile cheaply, but was stunned more seriously, and then looked at Lin Qiu thoughtfully......
Then, he asked, "Brother Qiu, why do you want to come here to be a soldier?" ”
Suddenly, hearing Li Fu ask like this, Lin Qiu was stunned, and then asked, "Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?" ”
Hearing this, Li Fu couldn't help but smile sneeringly: "Anyway, I believe what Brother Qiu says!" Because I just like Brother Qiu! Worship Brother Qiu! Brother Qiu is my idol! ”
It's just that when Lin Qiu heard this, he suddenly felt a sour feeling in his heart, and couldn't help scolding: "Uncle Ni's!" After a few months as a soldier, you're only a sycophant, right? ”
Li Fu smiled sheepishly again: "What we said is true!" Truth! Because before we entered the army, we really didn't admire anyone or worship anyone, but after entering the army, we met Brother Qiu, and we really obeyed and worshipped! ”
"! Uncle Ni's! Gotta get it, Ben Nima said, Lao Tzu's heart is sour! It's like a Nima girl's confession! Lao Tzu has repeatedly emphasized that Lao Tzu's gender: male! Hobbies:Female! So Lao Tzu really has no fetishes for chrysanthemums, and he will never have a fetish, so don't let Lao Tzu's heart pantothenic acid water? ”
However, Li Fu said cheaply: "What I said is true!" ”
"What the hell do you mean? it! ”
Saying that, Lin Qiu was busy with the words: "Come on, Lao Tzu sees that you are quite righteous enough for buddies, knowing that once the army learned that Lao Tzu was in confinement, they immediately rushed to see Lao Tzu, so what about it...... I'll be honest with you, I don't want to be a soldier at all! So if you ask Lao Tzu why he came here to be a soldier, Lao Tzu can only tell you: forced! ”
After hearing Lin Qiu's answer, Li Fu smiled as if he was sympathetic: "Brother Qiu, then I'll be honest with you, in fact, I was also forced." Before the www.biquge.info of Pen, Fun, and Pavilion, I didn't think about becoming a soldier. ”
And Lin Qiu was busy saying: ", Uncle Ni!" Lao Tzu asked...... Your background, what did you tell Lao Tzu about this? ”
Li Fu said that he had no choice, and then had to say: "Okay, since Brother Qiu wants to know, then I'll tell Brother Qiu." Actually, I don't have much background. It is...... Head Wu is my cousin. ”
Immediately, Li Fu said again: "Brother Qiu, before I came to see you, I had already gone to my cousin, what did my cousin mean...... It depends on your repentance, if you behave well, you don't need to squat for 7 days of confinement, two or three days are fine. ”
And Lin Qiu was stunned: "! How else does this manifest? Lao Tzu is so alone in this small dark room, how else to behave? Do you still want to shout here that you are sorry for the party, sorry for the Z government, and sorry for the head of Wu? ”
Li Fu was busy and said, "Brother Qiu, you still don't understand this?" That's what my cousin meant...... Let you squat here for two or three days first, and then say, after that, he may come here to see you and ask you questions, and then it depends on how you answer, Brother Qiu, if the answer is satisfactory, it may be ...... Don't have to squat anymore? ”
After listening to Li Fu's words, Lin Qiu was stunned again: ", Uncle Ni!" And you say you don't have any background? Head Wu is your cousin, isn't this a special background? ”
Li Fu smiled, and then said, "Okay, Brother Qiu." I have to go. The time is almost up. What's that...... Brother Qiu, just smoke the cigarette, and I'll bring you another cigarette tomorrow. ”
Immediately, Li Fu asked again: "By the way, Brother Qiu, Wang Dalong and Lu Hao They want me to ask you, what else do you need, and I will bring it to you tomorrow." ”
Hearing this, Lin Qiu's calf said: "You still need a woman, do you?" ”
Li Fu had no choice but to smile helplessly: "Brother Qiu, this ...... We can't do it. You also know that even the sweepers of Tamar in our military region are big men, where can I find a woman? You can find it outside, but you can't bring it in! ”
Saying that, Li Fu suddenly smiled obscenely: "But...... If Brother Qiu wants that...... We can get it. ”
"What?" Lin Qiu was a little puzzled.
Li Fu smiled very obscenely: "Brother Qiu should understand, that's it...... Simulation, adult-supplies, Brother Qiu understands, right? ”
After understanding what Li Fu was talking about, Lin Qiu said: "! Forget it if it's fake! Let's be real! ”
"But...... Brother Qiu, didn't I just say it? We really don't have real women here! ”
So, Lin Qiu said, "Then it's a special ball." No need. If you want to use it, use the real one, and we don't use the fake one. ”
However, Li Fu still said very obscenely: "Although it is fake, it is better than relying on your own hard-working hands, right?" ”
"Gotta get it! Let's go! Tell me about it, I'm really thinking about women, grass! ”
“……”
After that, after Li Fu left, he stayed in this small dark room, Lin Qiu was thinking nonsense, and he really missed a woman......
As a result, he couldn't help but think of Sister Lan......
This thing thought to himself, if there is Sister Lan here, such skilled technology, such infinite excitation, such perfect initiative and cooperation, it is guaranteed to be one word: cool!
But think about it again, this thing thinks that Aunt Yun of Yunchuan has a good job, and she is not lost to Sister Lan.
But if you really want to talk about Jiqing, it is still that Miss Su Lin who is Jiqing enough......
It's just that Miss Su Lin has already gone abroad.
As for Xiao Yan who used to be Guangzhu, or Wang Xinqi's girl, or Zuo Qing's girl, they are still a little younger.
Of course, Lin Qiu also understood in his heart that they were all places after all, and they had not yet reached the point of perfection.
Maybe many years later, they will be no less than Sister Lan or Aunt Yun, or Miss Su Lin.
After all, practice makes perfect.
It's just that Lin Qiu was suddenly thinking, and he didn't know if he would wait for two years and after Lao Tzu was discharged from the army, would everything be wrong?
I don't know if Sister Lan at that time will be the same Sister Lan before?
I don't know if Aunt Yun at that time will be the same Aunt Yun before?
It was at that time...... That Miss Su Lin should go back to China?
Wang Xinqi's girl, and Zuo Qing's girl...... They had all graduated from college at that time......
It's just that...... At that time, will they still be able to reach them...... I'm afraid it's hard to say, right?
I'm afraid that two years later, Lao Tzu will have to start all over again...... (To be continued.) )