Chapter 30 Ugly girls are not ugly
This black shadow knows how to do it at a glance, and the position of his pinch of his beard and neck is particularly tricky, plus the strength he uses is also great.
All of a sudden, his beard was suffocated uncomfortably, and his mouth screamed uh, uh.
The shadow pushed his beard again, trying to walk out. The beard was completely coerced by him, and he had no way to resist at all, so he could only cooperate with him and retreat step by step.
But this does not prove that the beard has completely given up resistance, as soon as his body is out of the vegetable kiln door, he made a small movement in his hand, and secretly waved his hand at me, which means, let me sneak attack and help him out of the siege.
When I saw this scene, my heart was already tight. I tried to lean over and look for a chance to do it, but as soon as I got closer, I smelled a stronger smell of, and it was clear that it was the shadow of the shadow.
I suddenly remembered a person, who has never been known for not meeting, but I guess, there is a ** out of ten, this is this person.
I wasn't in a hurry to do it, but whispered, "Brother, it's all my own people, don't get hurt by mistake!" ”
His beard had moved a little, but he was short of breath now, and he couldn't say anything.
The shadow snorted and thrust his beard, and at that moment, he let go of his hand.
The beard took a few steps back of his own accord and coughed again. The black shadow looked at the two of us, sighed a few times, and said dissatisfiedly, "The ugly lady can talk about the two of you very well in front of me, but in fact, is it so?" Especially so careless, I didn't even notice that I was hiding in the vegetable kiln. ”
I listened and examined the injuries of my beard. The beard and neck are slightly red and swollen, obviously, he has suffered a little injury, especially now that he is breathing a little hard, it is estimated that he has just been pinched by Brother to his trachea.
I hurriedly rubbed my beard and neck, and I didn't agree with Brother's words, saying that I have known so many people with good skills in my life, how can there be someone like him, who usually lies on the ground, does he think he is a sleeping Arhat? But sleeping Arhat doesn't stink that much, right?
Of course, I was in the same league as him, and I didn't want to start infighting at such a sensitive moment.
I changed the subject and asked him, "What about the entourage in the vegetable kiln?" ”
Brother replied, "A bunch of stupid people were sent away by me." ”
I don't know if he killed his followers or knocked them out. At this time, Brother also walked forward, getting closer to me.
I can also see Brother's appearance and appearance clearly.
In fact, his facial features are not bumpy, but he is too sloppy, and he has made himself too dirty, not only unkempt and black, but also his clothes are swarthy, and there is a large stain in some places, and in his hair, I vaguely saw insects.
I always feel that I am usually a very good talkative person, and I can get together with anyone, but this time I felt that I was very wrong, and I said that with this brother in front of me, I really can't get close to him.
The beard couldn't help but cover his nose.
Brother watched both of our actions, and he probably expected us to do this. He didn't get angry, he turned around and walked into the vegetable kiln, he also said, "I was originally scheduled to gather in the north of the vegetable kiln, but the ugly girl is really wrong, there is a strong wind, I have changed my decision now, let's wait for the ugly girl in the vegetable kiln, she has a smart nose, and she will find it." ”
Based on this sentence, I don't think Brother is a person who loves to be disciplined.
Beard and I looked at each other, and in fact, I also felt that this vegetable kiln was much better than the outdoors.
I slowed down half a beat with my beard and walked into the vegetable kiln.
We've been here once before and know there's a lot of food in there.
I found out that Brother didn't treat himself badly, he piled up a lot of leaves in a corner of the vegetable kiln. The inside of the pile of leaves was burning hot, and the leaves outside were crushing the fire. There was also a torch, which was now stuck in the pile of leaves.
Brother walked to the side and squatted down, his hands were estimated to have a lot of calluses on them, and he was not afraid of being hot at all.
He picked up the leaves outside, searched inside, and pulled out a few steaming potatoes.
I guess the potatoes were picked up locally and turned over from a vegetable kiln.
Brother waved his hand and asked us to come over, and he also threw two of the potatoes to the two of us.
Brother, I will be very tired for a while, and it is always right to take advantage of the present to replenish more physical strength.
The moment I received the potatoes, they kept turning my hands on the scald, and I got closer and smelled them. The potatoes are both fragrant and smelly.
Beard made a similar move, his brow furrowed, and he lost his appetite at all.
Brother snorted, and while eating potatoes by himself, he also muttered, "It's not clean, it's not sick after eating, you two pampered goods, understand?" ”
The beard muttered a few words, definitely disagreeing with what Brother said.
And I thought about it and adopted a compromise. I opened the potato, didn't eat the outside, just ate the core inside.
Brother saw it in his eyes, but his attitude towards me was kinder, and as for the beard, he didn't buy Brother's face at all.
After a quarter of an hour, just as we were all sitting silently, there was movement at the door of the vegetable kiln, and a dark shadow fell from the room.
As soon as he appeared, all of us looked at him.
With this black shadow so light and so slim, I guess it's an ugly girl.
She didn't delay, she immediately walked inside, and said with a dissatisfied posture, "You sloppy ghost, you said that you would meet in the north, and you changed your plan." ”
Brother laughed, took out a potato from the fire, threw it at the ugly girl, and said, "Then, your brother will reward you." ”
The ugly lady played a trick, and the moment she caught the potato, she replied, "Thank you!" With another flick of his wrist, the potato made a 180-degree reversal and flew towards his beard.
The potato is very hot, and the beard will not be ugly, and after he caught the potato, he grinned uncomfortably, and unceremoniously threw the potato on the ground.
The ugly lady took advantage of the time to walk in some more. Brother also took out the torch from the fire.
Originally, the torch was covered with leaves, and it didn't burn, but now that it came into contact with the air, Brother blew on it twice, and a flame came out of the torch, and it still emitted light.
Through this light, I can see the appearance of the ugly girl.
At this moment, my head buzzed. She was now wearing a black bodysuit, but she wasn't ugly at all, with a pointed chin, willowy eyebrows, and a cherry mouth.
This is obviously a very beautiful woman, especially her small mouth is still fleshy, very seductive, and the coldness will make people have the urge to kiss her.
I said in my heart, did I recognize the wrong person, isn't this an ugly girl? I stood up vigilantly and asked, "Are you ......?"
The ugly lady replied, saying that she didn't want to show her true face before, so she kept pretending to be in disguise. Then she noticed me and the beard staring at her little mouth. She pursed her lips and smiled, looked at me strangely, and reminded, "I said you earned it, did you believe it this time?" ”
I guess she was referring to her forcibly kissing me.
I didn't think much about it, I thought at the time that I was kissed by an ugly girl, but for the sake of business, it didn't matter. And now seeing the ugly girl so beautiful, I suddenly felt a little strange in my heart.
Beard and Brother's reaction was also quite big, Beard fed, and then interjected and asked, "I said Meiniang, is that demon girl also in disguise, but she is actually beautiful?" ”
The ugly lady is quite useful to the title of beautiful girl, she smiled, but then she became serious again, shook her head and said, "When I first came to Dongditou, I found that there were too many toxins deposited in the body of the demon girl, although I adjusted it later, but the weirdness of her body could not be changed, nor was it pretended. ”
The beard is not very good-looking. As for Brother, he scratched his head, especially when he scratched like this, several cockroaches were all brought out and fell to the ground.
Brother snorted a few times, saying that the ugly lady is a mother-in-law, he wants to kiss the ugly lady or something, why doesn't the ugly lady agree?
The ugly lady seems to have a good relationship with Brother, and immediately retorted at this time, saying that you are a sloppy ghost and want to be beautiful.
Brother gave me a cold look because of this. But the ugly lady didn't talk nonsense, she came this time, and she also carried a small package.
She crouched on the ground, took the package down, and spread it out.
She first took out two small bundles of rope from it, this rope was very thin, but it looked very strong, and at the end of the rope was tied a "little iron hand", I know, this rope is commonly known as the iron octopus, which is used for climbing.
The ugly lady asked me and the beard to put away the iron claws, which means, we will be able to use it, in addition, the ugly girl also took out a black stick and handed it to the two of us, she asked more, "Will you use this thing?" ”
The beard skillfully took the black stick and replied, "Of course! Isn't this just a large electric batons? ”
The beard also immediately found the switch and pressed it, and the electric baton snapped straight up.
The ugly lady stared at me and the beard with a smile. I guess the ugly lady just played a trick and deliberately tested me and the beard, because most people are very new to electric batons. The fiddling of the beard like this undoubtedly made the identities that were originally hidden by the two of us a little more exposed.
As for Brother, he was very dissatisfied with Beard's actions, and he also scolded, the one on the left was a loser, and the one on the right was wasteful, and he also raised his palm and patted Beard's head.
Brother means, on this small island, electricity is a very scarce resource, and the power of this electric baton is not too much, and it has never had a chance to charge. The beard had just been discharged wantonly, and he was really going to lose that pitiful amount of electricity, and this electric baton was undoubtedly no different from a burning stick.
The beard is very reasonable, after he realized his "mistake", he no longer fiddled around, but he also disliked that Brother was too dirty, and deliberately moved his body to the side to prevent Brother from continuing to pat him on the head.
Brother taught a few words to the beard by the way, saying that a big man, why is he so delicate?
Beard said a few words to him. I didn't join in, and the ugly lady took out everything else in the package, including two bamboo tubes, more than a dozen darts coated with drugs, and an empty brown bottle.
These items are not for me and my beard, the ugly lady divided the darts and handed them to Brother, as for the empty bottle, the ugly girl put it directly in her pocket.
In addition, the ugly girl also asked Brother and Beard to stop bickering, let's hurry up and not catch up late, let's go.
Brother fiddled with the bamboo tube and darts a few times, especially when he stuffed the four darts into the bamboo tube in turn.