[56] There is no market, the Eight Desolation Immortals
You, Lao Tzu has to send someone under the fence now, take you in, I have nothing to do when I am full.
Black Lotus looked at the Eight Desolation Immortals, shook her head and said with a serious face; "No, I don't know you, why do I have you with me, I know you're a poor ghost when I look at your outfit, and I'm not stupid to take you in."
Hey, it's really hard for a penny to be a good man, why didn't Lao Tzu think about bringing some gold to his body when he went to the battlefield?
"Kid, do you think this is okay, you can take me in now, and when I get familiar with the outside, I'll kill a few bad guys and get some money to honor you?" After thinking for a while, the Eight Desolation Immortals looked at Black Lotus with a smile on her face.
Black Lotus looked at the Eight Desolation Immortals, speechless, plus disgusted; "Don't make a fuss, don't you still know, it's illegal to kill people now, my God, you won't grow up in a cave, right?"
"Murder is illegal, how can killing someone be a crime, think that when I followed the Purple Gold Dragon King in the Eight Desolations, when I didn't ambush millions of corpses one day, why didn't I see anyone say that I was killing people and breaking the law?" Thinking of the past, the Eight Desolation Immortals said with a proud face.
Covering her forehead with her hand, Black Lotus looked at the Eight Desolation Immortals and said with a speechless expression; "What era is it that you are talking about, if you kill someone now, it is estimated that people all over the world will chase you tomorrow.
Don't think you're going to be great if you can fly Edgeworth, you see, airplanes, things that can fly in the air for days.
The plane can also launch missiles, and the missiles know no, the power of the missiles is even more powerful than the sword you just had. ”
, what the hell is that suddenness, since you can fly in the air for so long, oh my God, since I don't know this world at all, how will I be fooled in the future.
Looking at the several helicopters in the air that had come to inspect the accident in the mountain range, and then thinking of the big truck that had knocked him into the air just now, the Eight Desolation Immortals felt that their perception of this world was all messed up at once.
After thinking about it for a long time, the Eight Desolation Immortals looked at the Black Lotus and said with a serious face; "In this world, you are my second acquaintance, and I have been with him for too long, so I want to try someone else.
You accept me, take me to familiarize yourself with this society, I will be your guard by your side, protect the peace of your life, if necessary, I can also teach you martial arts, so that you can become a master like me. ”
"Forget it, I'm still with others, let others take me to familiarize myself with this society, bring you and I will be full?
Don't, don't, go back where you came from. Black Lotus looked at the Eight Desolation Immortals and said with a disgusted expression.
God, can anyone tell me what's going on in this world, I, the Eight Desolation Immortals, am a free guard for people, and since I am disliked.
Glancing at the black lotus, the Eight Desolation Immortals said with a stubborn face; "Don't want it, don't want me to follow it, that's your loss, and then you'll see how people beg me to follow him, hum."
This person appeared at this time, and he knew about the Purple Gold Dragon King, could he be a senior brother and someone he knew, right?
"Blow, blow, who will want you to be dirty, I'll wait and see who wants you, hum."
Heilian found a stone and sat down, picked up a pack of spicy noodles and ate it in a big gulp, while saying very casually.
Goodong, what is this little guy eating, there are a lot of sesame seeds in the red, it looks like meat but there is no trace of meat flavor, the taste is still very fragrant, it looks delicious.
The Eight Desolation Immortals walked to Black Lotus's side and sat down, looked at the spicy strips in his hand, and asked with a puzzled expression; "Kid, what are you eating, it looks delicious, can you give me some to try?"
Spicy strips are not very expensive, a cheap pack in Huaxia is five cents, a medium pack is only more than two yuan, and a large bag of high ones is only four or five yuan, because it is not expensive, so the black lotus is very generous, and handed a pack to the Eight Desolation Immortals.
According to the gesture of the black lotus to tear open the package, the Eight Desolation Immortals took a bite of the spicy strips, and then were shocked by the way of the heavens; "Whew... It's amazing, it's spicy, sweet and chewy, and it's delicious.
Children are so delicious, it must be very expensive, right, do you want a bag of silver or two, no, no... At least a gold tael, right? ”
"My big bag of three yuan and five pounds, your small bag is only five cents a pack, five cents is equivalent to your time at that time, a copper plate and a penny or so.
It's very cheap and not expensive at all, adults don't usually eat it, it's for little dolls like me. ”
Hei Lian was eating spicy strips while looking at the Eight Desolation Immortals who were eating with a red mouth, and explained with a smile.
A copper plate is a penny, oh my God, the food in this society is so cheap, but it's useless to be cheap, I don't even have a penny for TM right now.
After the Eight Desolation Immortals finished eating a pack of spicy strips, they looked at Hei Lian and asked with a smile on his face; "Little brother, my brother asks you a question, you said that if I want to gain a foothold in this real society, then what should I do?"
"It's very simple for us to gain a foothold, but you, if you go out, you are likely to be abducted and sold to the black brick cellar to burn bricks." Heilian was eating spicy noodles while looking at the Eight Desolation Immortals and said with a smile.
Nima, you can stand firm as a five-year-old doll, I can't stand firm as an adult, you are despising me, do you need to despise me like this, who doesn't have a first time?
The Eight Desolation Immortals didn't want to talk to Black Lotus now, at this time he was already extremely depressed, and even began to doubt his life, and if he continued to talk about it, he had the urge to die head-on.
Seeing that the Eight Desolation Immortals were not talking, Hei Lian took out his mobile phone, and while watching the cartoon, he was smiling and eating spicy strips, and the Eight Desolation Immortals on the side of envy did not want to drop.
Half an hour later, little Tyson, who had avoided the reconnaissance plane, rushed down from the mountain, came to the front of Black Lotus, and said with a smile on his face;
"Senior brother has been waiting for a long time, let's go home, it's almost time to eat at this o'clock."
"Hey, I'll go, senior brother, you've gotten bigger, brother, how did you get bigger, can you teach me, I really want to get bigger." Looking at the little Tyson who had become an adult, Heilian said with envy on his face.
Reaching out to pick up the black lotus, little Tyson said with a smile on his face as he turned around and walked in the direction of home;
"There's really no way for this senior brother, and the senior brother only has two sets of adult clothes, if you get bigger, we won't have any clothes to change and wash, let's go home for dinner."
"Ahem, cough, cough.... That Purple Gold Dragon King, can the Eight Desolations live with you temporarily? ”
Seeing Little Tyson, he didn't even look at himself, and the Eight Desolation Immortals hurriedly trotted forward and asked with an embarrassed face.
Little Tyson glanced back at the Eight Desolation Immortals, and then said with a puzzled expression; "Don't you want to be free, I'll give you freedom in this life, hurry up and find your freedom, why are you still staying here??"
"Boss, I don't want to be free, I want to follow you, not follow you, I can't even afford a pack of spicy noodles for five cents, boss, please take me in." The Eight Desolation Immortals looked at Little Tyson and said with a blank eye.
Touching his head, little Tyson said suspiciously; "Why are you so unmarketable, forget it, you can follow if you like, anyway, you can't be hungry."