Chapter Fifty-Seven: The Beard's Trick
Hu Zi shushed and said, "Of course it's a Tibetan mastiff, haven't you seen the news?" The Tibetan mastiff is ruthless and can kill a leopard single-handedly. ”
Cross-eyed and bearded had the opposite point of view, and he shook his head and said, "The hyena can blow up the Tibetan mastiff." ”
The beard shushed again, expressing disbelief. The beard also deliberately pointed to the eight hyenas and said, can these short-legged goods be compared with the big Tibetan mastiff?
Cross-eyed replied, "Tibetan mastiffs are stupid, and when they meet their opponents, they are all dead, while hyenas are cunning and will attack their opponents' weakest points." Then cross-eyed gave an example, saying that in the past, the Tibetan mastiff in the village was disobedient and would always sneak into the forest to forage for food, but there was no return, and when the villagers went to look for it, they would always find the remains of the Tibetan mastiff that had been taken out.
I found the logic of cross-eyed to be clear, and he gave the right example.
Beard looked at the eight hyenas again, and he muttered, "Yes, big brothers! ”
I took the opportunity to share my thoughts with you. I want these eight hyenas to be used as a breed, so that the people in the village can cultivate hyenas, this kind of hyenas can not only guard the yard, but also participate in hunting, isn't it killing two birds with one stone?
Cross-eyed muttered to the seven hunters, and they all finally thought they could try what I said.
As for the beard, he suddenly repented and said to me, "You have already said this idea, you see, these eight hyenas I brought with me have sticks hanging on the crotch of their trousers, they are all male, how can they be reproduced?" ”
What does the beard mean, do you want to go back to the forbidden land again and catch the?
I said in my heart Forget it, it's too much of a toss. And this plan doesn't need to be implemented immediately, you can take it slowly.
After we finished eating, we had recovered a lot of energy, and we continued our journey.
In the evening, almost midnight, we returned to the village.
The village was originally quiet, and it was estimated that they were all sleeping, but our arrival woke up all the villagers, and they all gathered at the entrance of the village to welcome our "triumph".
Among these villagers, the families of the eight hunters were the happiest, and when you think about it, all eight of them returned alive.
As for the beard, he was the proudest of the ten we returned.
When I introduced Beard to the villagers and told them that Beard was one of the elite, the villagers all looked at Beard with unusual eyes. In particular, the eight hunters also praised their beards, and almost made them almost mythical.
Beard deliberately took the same posture as a leader, and waved at the villagers with a smile.
As I looked at the villagers, one caught my eye. She is Yingzi.
Yingzi has always been interested in me, especially before going to the forbidden land, Yingzi still wanted to kiss me goodbye, but now she is completely focused on the beard, and she still flatters the beard again and again.
I said in my heart that this little girl ha, the change of heart has become so fast.
I guess the reason why Yingzi likes beards is probably related to her body. The beard is very strong, and now he has a beard, which looks a little more fierce.
I didn't want anything to happen to Yingzi, I just wanted to be a favor.
I secretly said to the beard, "Brother, this time it's suffocated, the women in this village are very interested in you, do you want to give alms?" ”
I also glanced at Yingzi's side.
Hu Zi noticed Yingzi by the way, and it happened that Yingzi threw a wink at Hu Zi again.
His beard trembled visibly. He didn't hide it, and said to me, "Mother, that's a woman?" What about her breasts? Where did it go? ”
I'll explain a few words for Yingzi, which means that Yingzi is a good girl and deserves to be treated.
The beard is not stupid, he patted his chest and said, "We are all cultural people, especially for the sake of being brothers, I don't scold, but I ...... Bah! ”
Beard spat out a big mouthful, then added, "In the face of this ...... Woman, I'd rather be a monk. ”
I see that Hu Zi is so resolute, and I guess Yingzi's plan has failed again.
Of course, I have something to say to Beard. After a little more gathering with the villagers, I took my beard and went back to the big adobe house.
At this time, there was already food, pipes, and tobacco leaves on the table in the room.
The food is still potatoes and dog meat. Beard wasn't interested in this kind of thing, but when he saw the tobacco leaves, Beard grinned and said, "It's a good thing."
The beard took the earthen pipe, stuffed some tobacco leaves, and smoked it.
But his interest soon vanished without a trace. He coughed and cursed, saying that this wasn't a fucking fake cigarette?
I advised him to get used to it. Beard was straightforward, and put the earthen pipe back on the table.
I sat on a chair with him, and I told Hu Zi about the three evils of Tianzhu and the fact that the iron donkey had come to this village.
The first reaction of the beard after hearing it was that he was stunned, and he was stunned for a long time.
After coming back to his senses, the beard complained, "In this society now, the water is too deep, right?" ”
I nodded approvingly. The beard took out again and suddenly remembered something, and asked me, "What about the villagers here?" You didn't promise them to take them away, did you? ”
I nodded again. The beard swished to his feet.
I looked at the beard, but the beard didn't look at me, but patted his head and said, "Xiao Bo, you are too kind, this village is not small, let alone hundreds of people." Do you run a welfare home? Take them away! How to go? And have you ever thought about it, so many people, what about pensions? There are also housing, medical funds, etc., how much does it cost to feed so many people every month? ”
I didn't expect the beard to say this, and I was stunned for a moment.
At this time, the beard waved his hand at me again and again, adding, "Hehe, brother, let me say it first, I am a child of a poor family, I have no money, and then you really want to raise this village, find the 10K Party and the Wild Dog Gang, they are all big conglomerates, and they will never care about this 'small money'." ”
I always feel that Hu Zi thinks too much, and I explain it again, that means, take the people of this village away, just add some chopsticks every day, and whoever has a headache and brain fever, we just ask the doctor to show them, otherwise they stay here, they will always be harassed and oppressed by the evil three, which will not let them live in dire straits?
The beard was sullen and didn't speak, I continued, that means, the people in this village are not eating for nothing, and at that time, in addition to the old people, those in the prime of life can join the 10K Party and the Wild Dog Gang, especially the hunters in this village, all of whom are extraordinary.
The beard still didn't answer, and what was even more evil was that he was obviously thinking about something.
In this state, he also picked up the earthen pipe on the table, re-lit it, and smoked it one by one.
He didn't dislike this kind of tobacco leaf was difficult to smoke, I waited for him, and after ten minutes of talking, the beard looked at me, and laughed......