Chapter 168, Strange Cross-Dressing
"Quick! Pick up the sticks! ”
Situ Xichen's face was excited, and the small stick in his hand made a faint sound of breaking the wind.
"Get out!"
Fox Jiugong looked at him angrily, and a pair of little tiger teeth were eager to try, looking like they were about to bite.
"Touching my ears......"
The road is one foot high and the demon is one foot high, Situ Xichen naturally has a way to deal with it, although the ear is a forbidden area that cannot be moved lightly in the Fox Nine Palace, but in his eyes, there is nothing he can't touch, and his body has touched it. Moreover......
"This pair of ears feels really good......"
What kind of person is this fox Jiugong in front of him, that is a girl of the orc clan, in terms of a man's romance, this is a rare teasing object, long live the beast ears and tail!
This one is completely different from the girls I saw playing cos before.,This one is a real guy!
"Boom!"
Just as they were messing around, there was a sudden sound at the door that looked like something metal falling to the ground, Situ Xichen turned his head and glanced at the door......
"Didn't I tell you a long time ago, you have to knock on the door before you enter, you see how you always forget!"
Situ Xichen's voice was obviously a little displeased, but it was the tone that Wen Yu had always wanted to hear.
"Brother!"
Wen Yu stepped forward and hugged his brother directly, and tears couldn't help but soak Situ Xichen's shoulders.
"Girl, what's wrong with you, it seems to be much warmer today than before."
Situ Xichen didn't know how much he was unconscious, he didn't remember how long he had been in a coma, but he felt that this kind of warm rain was a bit abnormal.
"Brother, I thought you wouldn't wake up......"
Wen Yu hugged him tightly, for fear that everything in front of him was fake, and if he couldn't catch it, Situ Xichen would disappear again.
"Phew! The little girl is full of obscure words. ”
Anyway, can Wen Yu say this kind of thing about cursing my brother? This sister is really unreasonable.
"Hey, hey, hey! Ah Chen is my Darling, what do you want to do as a bad woman! ”
Just when Wen Yu was immersed in the excitement of her lover's loss, a very impatient voice suddenly sounded behind her, and then she felt as if someone was dragging her back.
Wen Yu turned around and saw a little girl looking at her with her hands still pinching her waist......
"Orcs?"
The first thing that caught Wen Yu's eyes was naturally the inappropriate pair of ears on the head of the Fox Jiugong and the tail behind him, they had been living by the side of this kind of person these days, and these people were the most unfriendly to them.
Wen Yu didn't have any good feelings for these guys, so when Fox Jiugong first appeared, he immediately took a vigilant posture, guarding his hands in front of him, and protecting Situ Xichen behind him.
"Hey! What kind of attitude do you have, I haven't even cared about you touching my Darling! ”
Seeing that Wen Yu actually guarded herself for no reason, Fox Jiugong was not happy, she still didn't do anything? Besides, what else can she do?
"Darling?"
Wen Yu caught the loophole in the words of the Fox Nine Palaces, this word is too sensitive, especially now Situ Xichen still hasn't accepted herself, but this little girl of the orc clan can easily say this word?
"I haven't asked yet, who are you?"
Fox Jiugong was condescending, how could she not see that Wen Yu was only at the level of a god, she was already a god, and she had already won by herself in terms of strength, so she was naturally very confident when she asked.
"I am Situ Xichen's sister, and my name is Situ Wenyu."
Even if he is still on alert, Wen Yu will not forget the minimum politeness, so this self-introduction is still very ordinary.
"Oh, that's it......"
Fox Jiugong pondered for a moment, and then said with a smile:
"Then everyone is not an outsider......"
As soon as Situ Xichen heard this, she immediately felt bad, and just wanted to stop her from continuing, but the latter sentence had already blurted out......
"Obediently call sister-in-law!"
Wen Yuleng for a moment, then turned around, with a "kind expression" and looked at Situ Xichen.
"Sister-in-law?"
This word is more impactful than the "Darling" just now, and she can still take it as a joke just now, but this time even if Wen Yu wants to think about the good side, she can't do it.
"Wen Yu, that, you know who your brother is, isn't it, she's just a child, I can't play a game of early love with a child, right?"
Situ Xichen didn't smile, he was very embarrassed now, why did he get involved in such a thing.
"Y-huh?"
Wen Yu still didn't want to believe it.
"Yes, ah! Or else? ”
"Ahhh......h
They had a good chat here, but on the other side, the Fox Jiugong made a fuss, she jumped up, rode onto Situ Xichen's body, and bit directly without saying a word.
"We just said that you were good, you said that you would marry me when I grow up, but now you have changed your mind, last night you were still playing with other people's bodies 'like this' and now you are going to abandon me!"
"I'll wipe it, you can eat food indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense!"
Situ Xichen pulled the Fox Nine Palace back and explained to Wen Yu:
"We really haven't done anything, you are my sister shouldn't know my character, right?"
"Knowing people, knowing faces, but not hearts! Brother, you used to disguise yourself so well! I really misread you! ”
Wen Yu looked sad, he didn't expect that his brother, who he had liked for so long, would be this kind of person!
"Hey, hey, you're my dearest sister, who else can I trust if you don't believe me?"
Situ Xichen was about to cry, his broken drum and thousands of pounds were beating his feet, it was one thing to be a swollen horse!
Now the room is full of gunpowder, the scene has reached the point that even the God Emperor can't control it, the farce lasted for half an hour and finally gradually ended, and during this period, Situ Wenyu rubbed Situ Xichen's explanation and the crying of the Fox Jiugong together, and finally came to a final conclusion......
Wen Yu sat at the head of the bed, Fox Jiugong sat beside her, and our protagonist ...... Squatting in front of them, fortunately he is not a human husband, otherwise I am afraid that he will not be able to avoid kneeling, what kneeling instant noodles are not allowed to drop scum, what kneeling on the keyboard to complete a five-kill......
"So ......"
Wen Yu folded her legs, looked at her brother, and said with a suspicious expression:
"Jiugong is the transformation of the little fox we rescued, and then it happened to be from the medicine fox clan, and he cured your illness, but he 'accidentally' slept with you, but you were dishonest with your hands and feet and defiled other people's bodies, right......"
Situ Xichen felt that the power of false rumors was really strong at this time, so how could he do it without justifying it at this time!
"There is no latter paragraph! How many times have I said it, I just woke up and found naked...... I found this little girl lying next to me, but I really didn't do anything! ”
"Oooh...... It's naked......"
The suspicious expression on Wen Yu's face was even more in place, and the look in her brother's eyes was completely the same as that of a perverted uncle.
"Nima, I can't explain this...... She was naked, but I ...... She ......"
Although I don't want to admit it, but this is the case, Situ Xichen will not deceive people, it is okay to deceive outsiders, he promises to sell the traffickers, but the only Achilles heel in his life is Wen Yu, whether he is lying or not She can see at a glance that her little Jiujiu is transparent in her eyes.
"Okay, you don't have to explain, I know everything......"
Wen Yu handed him a reassuring expression, indicating that he could understand that men would do some out-of-the-ordinary things.
But this expression is not right, no, no, this is not the expression of understanding that Situ Xichen wants to see, doesn't it seem to say that he has really done something amazing?
"You know the ...... of"
"That's right!"
Wen Yu suddenly remembered:
"Mingquan, they don't know that you've woken up, so it's better for us to tell them earlier."
"It's also ......"
Situ Xichen thought about it for a while, it is also very important to stabilize the hearts of his own people now, but it seems that there are more important things before this......
"That, Wen Yu, can you find me a dress, and get her a ...... too"
Although she is still wearing pants, she only has a loose coat on her upper body, and more importantly, although Fox Jiugong has not exposed a lot of things, she is only wearing the knee-length shirt that Situ Xichen gave her, to put it bluntly, she feels that she is not at all different from naked now......
"Brother, if you don't say it, I'll forget."
Wen Yu knocked on the door of his head, and then took out Situ Xichen's spatial crystal.
This was originally placed in Sima Xuan's place, but he only took it himself when he used it, and usually handed it over to Wen Yu for safekeeping, after all, he didn't want to be gossiped about.
"Get out."
Wen Yu said suddenly.
"Huh? I? ”
Situ Xichen didn't react for a while.
"Who else can you say? Do you still want to see Sister Jiugong change clothes, it's really a pervert! ”
Wen Yu said angrily, does her brother really don't understand anything or does he just want welfare?
"Yes, yes, yes...... Get me a piece of clothing. ”
Situ Xichen got dressed, and then immediately went out, and just after going out, he heard the sound of rustling in the house.
Although he doesn't want to imagine such a filthy thing on the body of a ghost now, this voice is too uncomfortable, for a teenager who is deeply affected by the comics of the island country, this scene can simply be published! (These two words don't have any connotation in them, but Xiao Qiu advises you not to Baidu "book" these two words, don't!) )
"Okay, brother, come in."
Wen Yu greeted him, but he didn't know why he always had a bad feeling.
Situ Xichen pushed the door and entered, and the first thing he saw was Wen Yu, but Fox Jiugong hid behind him and was reluctant to come out.
Wen Yu turned sideways, revealing the girl hiding behind, but as soon as she appeared in front of Situ Xichen's eyes, the latter almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood......
"Nima, this, this, this...... That's not the right rhythm! ”
Situ Xichen's eyes were about to pop out, didn't this lead people to commit crimes!
At this time, the Fox Jiugong was actually no different from just now, she was still wearing the white shirt that Situ Xichen gave her, but there was an extra underwear and a base tights for her in it, and the following should be taking into account the factor that it would go out, but she couldn't find suitable pants for a while, so she had to give her stockings, which are generally elastic, so they don't look very abrupt on her legs.
"Is there something wrong?"
What's worse is that Wen Yu didn't know anything wrong with the shape she designed for Fox Jiugong, so she just stared at her brother and asked.
"It's not like 'what's wrong'!"
Situ Xichen had a number of popular classic images floating in his heart at this time, but no matter what, they were all heroines of island country anime......
Fox Jiugong saw that Situ Xichen was already stunned, and thought that he didn't like her outfit, so he lowered his head and said:
"Darling doesn't like me like this, or I'll replace ...... later"
"Nothing! That's the best! ”
Situ Xichen waved his hand again and again, this is not a character in the anime or a fandom, and now I can still see such rare materials, which is really the conscience of the official!
"But I give a bad review to the underwear inside......"
"Brother (Darling): Did you just say something?"
The two women looked at Situ Xichen together, they didn't know how the person who was fine just now had become like this.
"No, you delusional."
Situ Xichen smiled, if he said that he had long longed for girls dressed like this, he wouldn't be blacklisted by them?
"Let's go and see Mingquan and them!"
Situ Xichen's appearance is simply the return of the backbone of this team, everyone here has been by his side for a while, and naturally knows his methods, to put it mildly, anyone can do without it here, but without Situ Xichen, it will be a big problem.
"The master can survive this time, the most important thing is to rely on Miss Fox Jiugong, I am here to thank you for everyone in advance!"
At first, Shen Mingquan was also startled when he saw the Fox Nine Palace, he didn't understand why the orcs appeared here, but after Situ Xichen's introduction, they began to lighten the vigilance of this little girl of the orc clan.
"Just by chance."
Fox Jiugong waved his hand and said:
"It's all your own good retribution, if you hadn't rescued me, I wouldn't have been able to save him even if I had medicine, besides......"
Her face suddenly showed a little girl's crimson, and she murmured:
"If it weren't for these accidents, I wouldn't have known Darling......"
Everyone's expressions suddenly became strange, under Situ Xichen's coercion and temptation, she promised not to talk nonsense about their relationship in front of these people, Wen Yu naturally would not tell everyone about the black history, but this sentence "Darling" made people feel uncomfortable no matter how they listened.
Situ Xichen, what did you do to this little girl!
No matter what they think, anyway, Situ Xichen doesn't want to explain anything, anyway, this title will be implemented in the future, and it is good to let these people adapt from now on.
"I didn't expect you to be so good at ......"
Even Mu Ziqing's eyes were wrong when she looked at Situ Xichen, and the words she said felt different from her painting style.
"Think whatever you like, anyway!"
Situ Xichen looked around at the group and said:
"Now that Qingshu has shown us the way, then what we have to do can be regarded as understanding, although this damn portal got us here, then going to the seminary is the most important thing for us at this stage."
"But where is that seminary, we've been asking here for a long time, but those orcs either don't care about it or don't know it at all."
Sima Xuan waved his hand helplessly, in addition to thinking about Situ Xichen's affairs these days, he had been looking for that "seminary", but this place seemed to not exist at all, and no one knew about it at all.
Situ Xichen couldn't find his direction for a while, and after Qing Shu left himself here, he said that he had found a place to go, but he didn't know whether this seminary existed or not.
"Seminary, are you talking about the top 10 seminaries?"
The fox Jiugong on the side was half-understood from just now, and she didn't understand what they were saying at all, but the word "seminary" opened her conversation box.
"You know?"
Situ Xichen looked hopeful.
"You don't know?"
Fox Jiugong looked at the common people who had not seen it, with a look of pity.
"Where?"
Situ Xichen couldn't wait, Qing Shu said that it was the first step for him to become a real strongman, and also said that the education system here was very good, but anyway, it was also a school in an environment like the outside world, so it should be stronger than these ninth-rate schools on the earth, and the "top ten" that Fox Jiugong said just now made Situ Xichen feel that he was going in the right direction.
"That's far away, at least a dozen yards away."
Fox Jiugong thought for a moment.
"A dozen!?"
Situ Xichen jumped up all of a sudden, he had heard from Qing Shu before that there was a conclusion about the "realm", the size of each "realm" was at least the size of a galaxy, how did this portal get them so far away!
"However, the core of the Little Demon Domain has an independent portal, and there are channels to those within the thirty 'realms', as long as you find that."
The old god of the Fox Nine Palaces is in the road.
"No way!"
When Sima Xuan heard the Fox Nine Palaces say that he wanted to enter the inner perimeter of the Little Demon Domain, it was still the core, and he immediately refused to agree.
"You should also know that humans are not welcome here, the periphery is already like this, if we enter it, it will be difficult for us to survive inside, we don't know the strength of the orcs inside, but there must be many stronger than us, if we go in so recklessly, I'm afraid we will become the target of public criticism."
"What you said is not unreasonable, then I can't help it......"
Fox Jiugong shrugged his shoulders and expressed his helplessness.
"Tsk-"
Situ Xichen smacked his lips, if the discussion was all this routine, it would not be able to continue.
He retrieved the space crystal from Wen Yu's hand, wanting to find something to solve the problem inside, he didn't believe that Qing Shu hadn't thought of this before sending him here.
"By the way, Situ, there is a prohibition set by the God Emperor here, which seems to be something that only you can open."
Sima Xuan glanced at the space crystal in Situ Xichen's hand, and suddenly said.
"Really?"
Situ Xichen pushed his consciousness inward, and sure enough, he found a strange place, and he opened it without much effort, but what happened next made him feel crying and laughing.
"Guys, I've got a solution......"
Everyone was shocked and said:
"What's the solution?"
"See for yourselves......"
Situ Xichen played the image that Qing Shu left for him.
Qing Shu: "It's the first time I've designed a portal, so it's possible that there will be some accidents, I've prepared a map for you all the way from Earth to the seminary, and the location where you are most likely to make mistakes is the Little Demon Domain, but it's more hostile to humans, so I've prepared a very useful prop for you, all here......"
After she finished speaking, she disappeared again, leaving only a group of people waiting to stare at Situ Xichen......
"This is the ......"
Situ Xichen took out a box, and the contents made the girl's eyes light up, but the boy's face was not so good-looking......
The box contains more than a dozen ears and tails of various ethnic models, both male and female......
"That's right! I didn't think of that! ”
When Fox Jiugong saw these props, he also slapped his head and said:
"You can disguise yourself as a member of the beast clan, just say Darling, what a good foundation, if you disguise yourself as a person from our demon fox clan, no one will dare to say anything gossipy, and our clan is very famous in the little demon domain, and the general beast clan will not dare to be disrespectful to us."
"Uh-huh!"
Wen Yu and Mu Ziqing also nodded for a while, they have wanted to see this kind of thing for a long time, and these boys at the moment are all good-looking, especially Situ Xichen, such a face or a man is really blind!
"Fellow men?"
Situ Xichen swallowed his saliva and looked at Sima Xuan and Shen Mingquan with a look of embarrassment.
"Let's change it!"
Ten minutes later......
Boys generally change clothes faster, not to mention that it doesn't take much time to just add something to their heads and buttocks, but these three big men can grind and chirp for more than ten minutes, but I don't know why they don't want to strip naked but also avoid the girls to change.
In fact, most of the time they spend their time in a daze, and they are also engaged in ideological struggles.
"Squeak-"
The door opened, and the first to come were Sima Xuan and Shen Mingquan, the former's figure is better, so what kind of image is for nothing, and it should also be because of his figure, after he puts on these, he is actually more like a heroic beast, and the latter is more slender, but his face shape is more linear, so it doesn't look much interesting after wearing these.
However, although the girls did not see the expected miracle in them, they did not forget that the real highlight was to appear last!
Situ Xichen took a step forward, he was so embarrassed that he didn't even dare to raise his head, but just said in a low voice:
"If you want to laugh, you can laugh......"
There was silence in the room for a while, but the laughter that Situ Xichen was waiting for did not appear, he raised his head, but saw the three girls squatting on the ground and drawing circles......
How so......
"I always feel like a woman has lost ......"
Wen Yu thinks so.
"Wow! The orcs' darling is so enduring! ”
Fox Jiugong's eyes are full of little stars, she has been looking forward to it for a long time in the house, but she didn't expect it to be so amazing when she sees the genuine product now!
Sima Xuan approached Situ Xichen and whispered in his ear:
"Actually, you can try to make money with this ......"
"Roll !!"