Hey, how do I feel like someone is talking about me underneath the ship?

Li Xiaowu opened the window and poked his head out, looked at the two monks under the spaceship, and asked with a puzzled expression; "Hey, hey, what are you two talking about below, and who's who, who's who, why are you crying?

Shouldn't the two of you be passionate below, and then he drank your chrysanthemum tea, and then you sang in that heartbreak, Zhou Jielun's chrysanthemum is broken, right? ? ”

Hearing Li Xiaowu's words, the two monks below roared with anger on their faces; "You, do you have any morality, the spaceship shook on it for two hours, but it didn't fall, and we waited blindly for a long time. *With* Dream *Small* Say .lā

Your spaceship is not broken, you don't drive away, you shake it so hard that we think we have something good to pick up, but we wait here like a fool for a long time. ”

Hearing the words of the two monks, Li Xiaowu retracted his head, checked the starter of the spaceship, and found that the water bottle on it, which was originally stuck with the owner, was accidentally shaken off when he had just done something bad.

Miao Lingling, who was resting on the side, saw Li Xiaowu groping for things, so he asked curiously; "Husband, who were you talking to just now, I seem to have heard other people's voices, can people keep up with the speed of the spaceship??"

"It's not that they're keeping up with us, it's that our ship was stopped by us just as we were doing that." Li Xiaowu stopped what he was doing and looked at Miao Lingling with a wry smile.

Hearing Li Xiaowu's words, Miao Lingling covered his head with a quilt, and then said angrily; "It's all your fault, no matter what, hurry up and start the spaceship, get out of here, and lose the dead, hum."

Hearing Miao Lingling's words, Li Xiaowu suddenly conjured out a packet of chili powder, then put a matchstick in it, and then walked to the window with a smile.

Li Xiaowu held the chili bag and looked at the two monks below, with an approachable face; "That, two big brothers, I'm really sorry to make you wait so long in vain, I hope you accept this little gift,."

"Ah, nothing, nothing, you're too polite, but you're so polite, then we're not polite, hahaha." The two monks under the spaceship exclaimed in disbelief when they heard Li Xiaowu's words.

Hahahahahaha, let you watch my brother's boat shake for two hours, and my brother will give you some spicy flavor, don't be polite, hahahaha.

Li Xiaowu first lit the firecracker and tied it up, and then threw it down to the two monks while shouting on the spaceship; "Catch it, this thing is worth a lot, and it won't be good if it breaks."

"Okay, okay, thank you so much, thank you so much, why is it smoking, oops." The two monks shouted with excitement on their faces while catching the bag, but before the excitement was over, there was a loud explosion, and the two monks were directly blown up and cried.

The firecracker exploded inside the chili bag, directly blowing up the chili powder inside, causing the two monks to be covered in chili powder, and the two spicy monks were screaming and rolling on the ground in pain.

"Wo Ri, your mother's turtle grandson next door, since you used chili powder to fry your grandfather.

Oops, it hurts Lao Tzu, my eyes, whirl, spicy, spicy, The monk who caught the bag shouted at Li Xiaowu while trying to get rid of the chili powder on his face.

The other monk took off his clothes, cleaned his face, and yelled at Li Xiaowu on the spaceship; "You ghost baby, I'll kill you if you come down, I'll kill you, my mother is next door, and I'll kill your grandfather and me."

"Hahahahahaha, laughing to death, these two fools, since they really thought I would give him something to eat, hahaha." Seeing the appearance of the two of them, Li Xiaowu stood on the spaceship and laughed.

Hearing Li Xiaowu's words, Miao Lingling cautiously looked at the two monks under the spaceship from another window.

When he saw the two monks who were covered in chili powder and crying with spicy eyes, Miao Lingling covered his mouth and giggled; "Giggles, I'm laughing to death, husband, you're so bad, you see you're getting them, hurry up and give them some water to wash."

Li Xiaowu was very obedient, directly opened the space, drew two tons of seawater from it, and smashed it directly from the top of the spaceship to the two monks below, the two monks looked up, and before they could figure out what was going on, they were directly smashed by the seawater and fainted.

Seeing the two monks who had been smashed and fainted, Li Xiaowu looked at Miao Lingling and said with a smile on his face; "Wife, now they're fine, I think we'd better go, hehehe, I'm on the boat."

Laughing so weirdly, he must have done something bad, let's see.

"Since you smashed people into a stun, Li Xiaowu, you are too much, you are a world-famous miracle doctor, how can you do such a thing, such a thing should be done by me." When he saw the two monks who had been smashed and fainted, Miao Lingling said with a serious face.

Li Xiaowu saw Miao Lingling's serious face and said with contempt; "It's all old husbands and wives, don't pretend to be kind in front of me, say, how do you want to play with them."

"They just overheard us doing that, and as punishment you went down and took off their clothes, and then set up a fire and got them up and roasted slowly, hehehe." Miao Lingling looked at Li Xiaowu and said with an evil smile on her face.

Just do it, Li Xiaowu is very obedient to his wife.

Li Xiaowu first pulled out the clothes of the two monks, then tied them up with sticks, and then found a large pile of firewood, set it up and slowly burned it underneath, the fire was not very big and could not burn the two monks, but the temperature of the fire was constantly rising.

Half an hour later, Li Xiaowu and Miao Lingling left in the spaceship, the two monks were flushed, sweating slowly and woke up, the moment they woke up, the two were frightened, since they were stripped naked and roasted on the fire, Nima This is the rhythm of food.

In order to survive, in order not to be roasted as food, the two monks struggled to break free from the ropes, risked falling into the fire, and rescued themselves from the predicament.

The person was rescued, but the half of the almost baked buttocks, as well as the hair that disappeared on the body, all made the two monks want to cry without tears, and the two of them wanted to cry without tears, but Li Xiaowu and Miao Lingling, the unscrupulous couple in the house, were happy when they looked at the content captured by the camera.