Taihe Mountain, there are two old and a small Taoist priests on the top of the mountain, the old Taoist priest is wearing a gray robe, holding the dust in his hand, sitting cross-legged on a big cyan stone, and the dust in his left hand is shaking from side to side. The pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info pinched the Taoist formula with his right hand, and he didn't know what the name was, and there were words in his mouth.

The little Taoist priest was about seven or eight years old and wore a cyan Taoist robe, and he also sat cross-legged beside the old Taoist priest like the old Taoist priest, watching the old Taoist priest pinching the Taoist formula in his hand, and he also pinched it indiscriminately, seeing the old Taoist priest holding a whisk in his left hand. The little Taoist priest cried and said, "Master, when will you buy me a feather duster." When the old Taoist priest heard the little Taoist priest say that the dust in his hand was a feather duster, he suddenly stumbled, and the Taoist trick was no longer pinched, and said angrily: "You loser thing, you said I bought it for you a few times, and how many articles I told you that we are professional Taoist priests, how can this be called a feather duster, this is called dust, do you remember the dust?"

"Remember," the little Taoist priest said aggrievedly, "Then you still haven't agreed to buy it for me again." "Buy, buy, I'll sell you a feather duster to buy, look at how much money you've spent this month." Seeing that the Apple phone is easy to use, I was called crazy to buy it, and I didn't buy it and played a hunger strike with me. I still use the chicken and duck when I was a child. The old Taoist priest was talking about smearing, and suddenly the phone rang, "Ding Ding." "Hey, who's that?" Oh, oh Xiaofang, it's not that I haven't been going to see you these days, I'm not busy these days, what, I want to love crazy mobile phones, I'll buy you tomorrow. Hey, it's good to kiss one. The little Taoist priest listened to the side and whispered more aggrievedly: "I'm embarrassed to say that the mobile phone will be bought and bought without being hot, and you will snatch it away without covering the heat, and throw the chicken and duck to me and say that the chicken and duck are very powerful, and leave the good ones to me and the bad ones for myself." "The old Taoist priest asked when he saw the little Taoist priest muttering and talking non-stop;" You kid muttered something about it. “

When the little Taoist priest heard the old Taoist priest ask him, he suddenly jumped down: "I didn't say anything." "Didn't you say anything?" Didn't say anything? The old Taoist priest stared at the little Taoist priest's eyes with disbelief on his face; Didn't say anything? The little Taoist priest saw the old Taoist priest staring at himself and muttered, "Just say who is that aunt who is calling?" As soon as the old Taoist priest heard that he thought of Xiao Fang on the other end of the phone, and thought of the crazy corners of his mouth that she brought him, he couldn't help but raise a handsome (yin) smile (dang). Seeing that the little Taoist priest was still looking at him, he put away his smile and said, "Yang'er, you remember that women are a poison, you must not get close to them." Seeing that the old Taoist priest was so serious with him, the little Taoist priest nodded his head fiercely and shouted loudly: "Master, I remember, women are poison and can't get close to them?" The old Taoist priest was very happy to see the little Taoist nodding and thought that he had fooled him, but when he heard the little Taoist priest's very brainless shout, his face was full of black lines. The old Taoist priest gave the little Taoist priest a burst and said, "Don't you know why you shout so loudly?" Sit down."

"Oh oh" The little Taoist priest was just about to sit down, but seeing that he still didn't have a feather duster in his hand, he looked left and right, walked into the grass, dragged a dog's tail grass, and did it like the old Taoist.

After a while, when the little Taoist priest was about to fall asleep, he listened to the old Taoist priest speak again. "You are a peach blossom line, which means that you will have a peach blossom catastrophe in the next few days.!" The little Taoist priest was woken up by the old Taoist priest's passionate voice. I saw my master touching the hand of a woman who seemed to be it. shouted, "Master, be careful." "The old Taoist priest was frightened by the little Taoist priest's startled voice, and gave the little Taoist priest a burst of chestnut words;" The little rabbit cub is sleeping? The little Taoist priest touched the place where he was beaten by the old Taoist priest and said, "But master, this is a woman, didn't you say that women are all poisons?" The old Taoist priest whispered, "Then have you ever seen such an ugly poison?" The little Taoist priest looked carefully at the woman who was telling the hexagram, and it was really "like a flower" dead fish. The little Taoist priest whispered: "It turns out that the ugly poison is not poisonous. After listening to the little Taoist priest underestimating the old Taoist priest, his mind was full of black lines. The little Taoist priest saw that the old Taoist priest was smearing and flying by himself, so he continued to close his eyes and continue to "cultivate".

"The little bunny hasn't gotten up yet." The little Taoist priest was dreaming that he was eating roast duck, and he saw that the roast duck was missing, and his master was in front of him. The little Taoist priest said dissatisfiedly; "Master, you return my roast duck." The old Taoist priest picked him up and drank: "Eat, eat, eat, eat all day long, you only go everywhere, morning and evening, and you want to be eaten by you, poor." The little Taoist priest held his mouth and slowly got up, and walked slowly behind the old Taoist priest, obviously not waking up. At this time, the sun is about to go up. The sunset scattered over the entire Taihe Mountain, like a broken bloodstone, it looked extremely beautiful.

On the mountain road, the little Taoist priest asked the old Taoist priest: "Master, master, do you know my parents?" The old Taoist priest walked in front and said while counting the front of his flickering today: "I don't know, I went out early in the morning eight years ago to tell the fortune..." The old Taoist priest glared at him. The little Taoist priest shrunk his neck. The old Taoist priest continued: "Early in the morning, as soon as I opened the door and saw you, I saw you under that ray of sun, and I will come to name you Yang Yang, and then I will feed you with a handful of and urine. The more the little Taoist Yang Yang listened, the more wrong he became, and quickly stopped the old Taoist priest from continuing and said, "Master, let's go back quickly, I will cook for you to eat." The old Taoist priest listened to Yang Yang accentuate the word cooking. The old Taoist priest didn't blush and said, "It's also a hurry back to eat hahaha." “

Night has fallen, and the entire Taihe Mountain is wrapped in darkness, and Taihe Mountain is like a night sky under the lights and night. "Ah~~" Yang Yang came to the toilet to urinate with hazy sleepy eyes, and when he came back, he passed by the old Taoist's bedroom and saw that the old Taoist had not yet slept, Yang Yang tiptoed to the door of the old Taoist's bedroom and saw the old Taoist priest facing the computer, not knowing what he was looking at. So he pushed open the door to see what the old Taoist priest was doing? The old Taoist priest shuddered when he saw Yang Yang coming in. Yang Yang asked curiously, "Master, are you looking at the gods?" Seeing that Yang Yang's face was not red, the old Taoist priest said without a heartbeat: "It's nothing, didn't I tell you in the morning." Women are poisons, and now I'm studying poisons to see if there is any way to detoxify. "Oh~, then the master will also show me to understand it." Yang Yang said innocently. When the old Taoist priest heard Yang Yang say this, his face turned black and said: "Why haven't you slept yet, can't you sleep, can't you sleep, just read a book in the Taoist Scripture Pavilion if you can't sleep!" Don't let me out tomorrow morning if you don't see it. "But I've watched all those things a few times, master." Yang Yang said aggrievedly. "Do you understand?" The old Taoist priest said. "But the teacher... Before Yang Yang finished speaking, the old Taoist priest said impatiently: "What else do you say, go quickly." Yang Yang saw that the old Taoist priest was impatient, so he had to go to the scripture pavilion to read. The old Taoist priest saw Yang Yang walking away and opened the laptop with an obscene face.

Yang Yang rubbed his eyes, walked through the already wide hall, and came to the door of the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, Yang Yang suddenly felt that someone was looking at him, so he looked around and shrugged when he saw that there was no one, and suddenly a trace of white light flashed in Yang Yang's mind, and then he fainted.

After a while, the old Taoist priest came, looked at Yang Yang who had fainted on the ground, his eyes showed a complicated look, he sighed, picked him up, put him on the stool in the Scripture Pavilion, sat down, and then withdrew by himself. The old Taoist priest is like a different person at the moment, his eyes are deep and long, and he is not as obscene as during the day. The old Taoist priest put his hands behind his back, looked at the sky that had not yet brightened, sighed again, turned around, and walked to his bedroom with a cowering appearance that had returned to the obscene appearance of the day.

Before Yang Yang woke up the next morning, the old Taoist priest woke him up: "Why didn't you watch it yesterday?" "I don't know, I didn't enter the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion last night, so I didn't know what happened after I fainted." Yang Yang said with a confused expression. "Anyway, I don't care, I'm going to deal with a female ...... today Poison. "The way of the old Taoist scoundrel." Okay, okay, you go, come back early. Yang Yang said helplessly.

Yang Yang didn't wait for the old Taoist priest to leave, so he walked to the scripture pavilion and took a scripture book in his hand. Yang Yang yawned, looked at the "Heart Seal Sutra" in his hand, and looked at it casually, suddenly Yang Yang felt that there was a breath swimming in his mind in his mind, Yang Yang didn't care much at first, but in the end, it was no longer swimming like at the beginning, but scurrying around in his mind. Yang Yang was in a hurry, so he quickly picked up the chicken and duck in his pocket and called the old Taoist priest. "Pick it up, pick it up." Yang Yang couldn't do it anymore, and after a while, a lazy voice came from the other end of the phone: "What's wrong?" "Master, master, it's not good, it's not good, I have shareholders moving in my head." Yang Yang said anxiously, after all, he was an eight-year-old child, and he still didn't know what to do when he encountered such a thing. You are usually very smart, why did you become stupid at this time? The old Taoist priest counted Yang Yang, "Can't you read what the book says?" Hearing him say this, Yang Yang patted his head and said, "Yes, why am I so stupid, I usually don't do this, I must have become stupid after staying with the master for a long time." The old Taoist priest on the other end of the phone said with a black line on his face: "Well, that's it, call again if you have something." “

Yang Yang looked at the scriptures in the "Heart Seal Sutra", and then let the qi in his mind slowly flow throughout his body with his own adjustment, Yang Yang felt that his whole body was warm and very comfortable, and gradually Yang Yang was immersed in cultivation, and time passed little by little, Yang Yang crossed his knees on the cushion and slowly floated up, although it was not high, but it could be clearly seen. Outside the Scripture Pavilion, the old Taoist priest stood outside the window. Holding a whisk in his left hand and brushing his beard with his right hand.

The sky was getting dark, and the old Taoist priest saw that Yang Yang's cultivation was coming to an end, so he pushed open the door and coughed gently. Yang Yang saw the old Taoist priest come in, and suddenly recovered from his cultivation state, and sat on the cushion from the air, which made Yang Yang jump.

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