Chapter 1344: The Imperial Urinal (Three Watches)
"See, the star power has undergone a qualitative change!" Han Xiangdong said excitedly.
Seeing this, Yun Huaxin's mood was extremely excited: "I'll just say that it won't be wrong, this is immortal wine!!"
Han Xiangdong only drank twenty drops, and the star power underwent a qualitative change, if she drank all the rest, wouldn't it ......
A scene popped up in her mind of a flat earth soaring, shattering the void, and turning into a god.
Gu Batong drooled with envy: "Sister fairy, give me another sip, right?"
Morsel?
Isn't that the meat that cuts the clouds and paints the heart?
She put the flask, no, urinal, behind her back and said lightly, "Let's stop the wine tasting." ”
Han Xiangdong also had regrets: "Miss Yun, let's take a look at this bar again, I'm afraid it's only once in this life." ”
He understood that after today, Yun Huaxin would not let anyone touch the immortal wine again, and would not even let people look at it again.
If they don't know, they will walk on the front foot, and the back foot will drink all the divine wine, and there will be nothing left.
It was difficult for Yun Huaxin to refuse the other party's request, and if he just glanced at it, he didn't lose anything: "Okay, I'll give you a closer look, but don't reach out and touch it." ”
She took out the urinal again, placed it in front of everyone, and made an exception for them to cross the yellow line and admire it up close.
Seeing that Xia Qingchen was still standing stupidly in the distance, he said, "Don't want to watch it up close for the last time?"
Xia Qingchen really has no interest in appreciating the urinal.
He just felt a little uncomfortable, he never thought that there would be a bunch of people who would treat his urinal as a treasure, and the urine in it as a god brewing fairy wine.
However, he felt a special aura from the urinal, and the sense was a little faint and could not be determined.
After thinking about it, he stepped forward and felt it carefully.
As a result, I really sensed that there was a trace of ghost energy from nowhere on this urinal.
"Strange. Xia Qingchen's eyes wandered, and suddenly his gaze was fixed on the bottom of the urinal, and those ghost qi came from the bottom of the urinal.
There are quirks!
He grabbed the cloud of ghost energy attached to the bottom of the urinal.
This ghost aura seems to be exceptionally pure and active, not like it was once contaminated.
Curious about the source of the ghostly energy, Yun Huaxin quickly withdrew the urinal and reprimanded harshly: "Young Master Xia, what are you doing?"
It turned out that his action of grabbing the ghost qi caused Yun Huaxin to misunderstand and mistakenly think that he was going to snatch it.
Han Xiangdong even flashed in front of Yun Huaxin's body in one step, and scolded: "What a big dog guts!"
Gu Batong stood in Xia Qingchen's position and said, "Sister fairy, don't get me wrong, my eldest brother is just curious, and he didn't do anything out of the ordinary. ”
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that he is just grabbing it in the air, not snatching it.
Han Xiangdong was unforgiving, and snorted: "This is the God King's wine jug, and the slightest mistake in his head is not enough to compensate!"
As he spoke, he turned around and said, "Miss Yun, quickly check if the wine bottle is damaged, even if it falls off a little paint, I want him to have half a leg." ”
Yun Huaxin also kept a calm face, carefully inspecting the surroundings of the wine jug, not missing even a single texture, lest there be cracks and not know it.
After checking that the lap was in good condition, she flipped over the flask to check the bottom.
At a glance, Yun Huaxin was stunned.
Because Xia Qingchen grabbed the ghost qi attached to the bottom of the bottle, there was a line of obscured words on it, which reappeared.
After the original four words "Dustless God King", there are four more words - the royal urinal!
Taken together, it is: the Dustless God King's royal urinal.
As if she had been electrocuted, she stood in place, stupidly staring at the four words that suddenly appeared.
At the same time, all kinds of doubts in my mind were completely solved.
Why is this flask oddly shaped and does not look like a real flask?
Why is the "divine brewed fairy wine" in it tastes strange and even smells soothing.
Because, it's not that the god kings have a heavy taste, but they are drinking urine!!
Her slender body trembled slightly, and she felt a strong feeling of nausea, which made her stomach roll and almost vomit.
A delicately beautiful face that quickly turned pale.
"Miss Yun, has the wine jug been returned by Sun?" Han Xiangdong asked.
Yun Huaxin came back to his senses, subconsciously covered the bottom of the urinal, shook his head, and stammered, "No...... No. ”
The fairy in the minds of the men on Linlang Island drank other people's urine, and when the news spread, her reputation was completely ruined!
So, you must not let people know that she is drinking urine!
But with his strange look and abnormal behavior, how difficult should it be to not arouse suspicion?
"The wine jug is really damaged!" Han Xiangdong was annoyed: "Let me see, to what extent is it damaged?"
Yun Huaxin hurriedly put away the urinal, and dodged his words: "No, it's really not damaged." ”
But the more she concealed it, the more conclusive Han Xiangdong became: "Miss Yun, I know that you are kind, and I don't want me to be angry and hurt the surnamed Xia." ”
"But he is so hateful, damaging the relics of the Dustless God King, he is the common enemy of the world, how can he do it without punishment?"
As he spoke, he turned around and snatched the urinal.
He wanted to see for himself how broken the flask was.
He had a grudge against Xia Qingchen for a long time, and now it would be great if he could find an excuse to beat him half to death.
"Don't!" Yun Huaxin hurriedly hugged the wine jug, almost pleading: "It's really not broken, don't look at it!"
But Han Xiangdong is looking for an excellent reason to punish Xia Qingchen in order to punish him, how can he give up?
With a little skill, he snatched the flask down and immediately looked at the bottom of the flask.
Yun Huaxin's face turned pale, and he shouted, "Don't look at it!"
However, it was still too late.
After Han Xiangdong threw a hideous smile at Xia Qingchen, he looked down at the bottom.
He imagined in his heart that even if it was a broken crack, he would have to give Xia Qingchen half his life to repay the great shame of Moon Tower.
However, when you look at it, its hideous smile, like a flower in the ice and snow, is completely frozen.
The extra four big characters made his smile stiff, and he stood motionless in the same place as the original cloud painting heart.
"Hey, what's wrong with all of you?" Gu Batong rolled his eyes and quickly came over.
He looked at it, and read it word by word: "The Dustless God King's royal urinal." ”
"Ahh
When he came back to his senses, he hurriedly spurted and spit a few times, and his expression was very ugly.
"Damn, what Lao Tzu Gu Batong can drink and can't drink in this life, it's all drunk. ”
I've even drunk urine, and in this world, there is no such thing as not drinking.
Yun Huaxin squatted on the ground in shame and sobbed.
Gu Batong rolled his eyes angrily: "What are you crying about, you only drink one glass, and people drink two cups, and they say that it is delicious, and it is said that it is a divine wine that can only be drunk by the god king." ”
He doesn't open which pot he doesn't mention.
Han Xiangdong, who was also angry, his face instantly turned miserable green, and his whole body trembled irrepressibly: "Shut up!"
Gu Batong was also angry: "I'm telling the truth! Your grandmother's claims to have tasted all the best wine in the world, but she can't even tell the pee!"
"It's fucking sweet, full of stamina, and has a smooth taste. Gu Batong chattered: "This is urine, of course there is enough stamina!"
(Updated at 6pm)