"What are you laughing at?" Zhou Zheng asked. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Qin Menfang was mysterious, and laughed twice, and then said nonsense: "I laugh at the bitterness of the Spring Festival, I laugh at the full moon, I laugh at the early decision in the previous life, I laugh at the marriage." ”

"You're sick in the head, aren't you?" The cold sweat on Zhou Zheng's head has not subsided, and at this moment he asked a good question, but he only got a bunch of dramatic answers, teaching him how to be happy?

"You know the! Do you know how to get rid of scabies? Do you know how to control chaos? Do you know how to scrape bones to cure poison? Do you know that a strong man has a broken wrist? You don't know any of this, I'll tell you a fart! He lifted the waistband of his trousers that had fallen to his navel and said, "Sometimes it's like this, it's not broken, it's not standing, in short, you still need to improve your knowledge." ”

"Huh?" Zhou Zheng saw that Qin Menfang was three points stupid and six points crazy, so he simply didn't dwell on this question, and asked another very simple question: "Why didn't you even ask in the first place, and let me in, is it because I look like Gu Lang, who is Han Niangzi...... ......I don't know why, Zhou Zheng just can't say the word "husband".

"yes, that's right." Qin Menfang nodded, but he pointed to himself as he spoke, and said, "Of course, it's mainly because I've seen a lot of battles and have already seen through the truth of this world. ”

"Alas!" Zhou Zheng directly filtered the self-boasting sentence behind Qin Gatehouse, and sighed. He had already guessed seven or eight points before, and now he was even more sure that what he guessed was right, so he asked again: "Then haven't Li Huyuan and Rui'er seen that Gu anything?" ”

"Gu Xie Yuan is from the county, and he has been to this Jinshui town twice, once to marry, and once when his uncle returned to the door for a banquet, at that time, Li Huyuan and Rui Yatou had not yet come." Qin Menfang said.

"What about Boss Fan and Miss Li?" Zhou Zheng guessed that Miss Li must have recognized her face, and Boss Fan ...... His life was saved by Boss Fan, and he really didn't want Boss Fan to plot against him.

Qin Menfang nodded and shook his head: "Boss Fan and Li Fenghuang, they should have only met Gu Xie Yuan once, that is, when they got married." ”

"I think Boss Fan once said that I am familiar, which should be what he meant, but he didn't remember who I looked like. It's Li Fenghuang ......" Zhou Zheng thought about it for a while, and many memories were strung together, and he completely understood: "When Li Fenghuang and I met for the first time, because she had that knot, she disdained me, and even looked down on me, which was her true reaction. Then apologized to me, it must be that after she went back, she also felt that I was a little familiar, and finally remembered Gu Jieyuan, so she tricked me into harming Mrs. Han! Thinking of this, Zhou Zheng thought of Han Niangzi's tearful eyes again, and felt angry.

"Uncle Qin, I'm bothered, I'll go." After thinking about the context clearly, Zhou Zheng arched his hand towards the Qin Gatehouse, said goodbye slightly, and walked outside the Han Mansion.

Qin Menfang watched Zhou Zheng's back go away, sighed, and said to himself: "One idiot is better than another, I don't know how to entangle!" Then he lifted the waistband of his trousers, which had fallen to his navel.

No matter how rich Jinshui Town is, it is only a town after all, how big can a town be? Wealthy families like the Han family and the Li family all live in the most prosperous places in the town, which are naturally not far away, even if it is a walk, it is only half an hour's effort. Out of the Han Mansion, Zhou Zheng went to the Li Mansion angrily.

Zhou Zheng walked away with anger, and before he knew it, his ribs were windy, and the walk was as fast as a galloping horse, and he arrived at the door of the Li Mansion with half a cup of tea, and he didn't even notice this.

"Bang", "Bang", "Bang", Zhou Zheng slapped three times, knocking on the door of the Li Mansion, making a huge sound as if he had been hit by a car.

"But Gongzi Zhou?" A voice came from inside the door.

"It's me, open the door, I want to see Li Phoenix!" Zhou Zheng shouted.

"Squeak", the door opened, and a healthy woman stood out, she said to Zhou Zheng, and said, "The girl has been waiting for Zhou Gongzi for a long time, please come with me." ”

Although Zhou Zheng was angry, he would not lose his mind, and he would not spread his anger on others. He quietly followed behind the healthy woman and walked towards the Li Mansion.

It was still the living room, and when Zhou Zheng arrived, Li Fenghuang was already waiting inside, sipping tea unhurriedly. There was one person standing behind her, who was the woman in the power suit who brought Zhou Zheng here, and there were four other sedan chair women who were separated from each other, covering very well.

"Why are you so angry?" Li Fenghuang looked at Zhou Zheng with an angry face, but he looked quite light. She was praised by Boss Fan as "more intelligent than a man", and she naturally knew what she had done and how Zhou Zheng would react, otherwise how to be worthy of the words "better than a man".

Zhou Zheng, who was furious, was even more furious when he saw Li Fenghuang's calm expression, and he yelled: "Do you know what you did? ”

"Nonsense, I do it myself, of course I know." Li Fenghuang pointed at Zhou Zheng's neck and smiled smartly: "Look at this, you should have been happy, why don't you thank me for being a big matchmaker, but you want to annoy me?" ”

"Huh?" Zhou Zheng touched his neck, he didn't feel anything unusual, thinking that Li Fenghuang was tricking him again, and his anger became even stronger: "What nonsense are you talking about, where have I lived happily, don't slander people's innocence!" ”

"There's no need to pretend here, since I chose you, I naturally had a plan. You must know that Han Shaoqing has a good temper and lets you go, but her eldest brother is not so easy to talk to. If they knew what you had done, they would have to break your bones. But it's okay, you're a foreigner, and you don't have anything to worry about in the town, just run away. I have prepared two hundred taels of silver for you, and you will go to other places to buy some farm houses, isn't it beautiful? ”

"What are you talking about?"

"What are you pretending to be in front of me?" Li Fenghuang shook his head disdainfully: "What men are best at is to be honest, it is common for cats to eat fishy, and they eat when they eat, what dare you not admit?" ”

"If I haven't done it, I haven't done it, I Zhou Zheng has to sit upright, look up to the sky, and don't bow down to people!" Zhou Zheng couldn't stand being framed by others, and at this moment, he was so angry that he almost swore a curse.

Unexpectedly, Li Fenghuang only sneered twice, and sneered: "A good one is worthy of the sky, and he can't be scared." With that, he walked out of the living room.

"Don't run, you haven't made it clear to me yet!" Zhou Zheng shouted.

"This is my house, what am I running? I'm going to take the evidence of your guilt and expose you hypocrite and stealing cat! ”

After a while, Li Fenghuang returned to the living room, threw the things in his hand on the table, and said with a smile: "You can take it and see it yourself." ”

Zhou Zheng didn't doubt that he had him, and picked up the thing, only to find that it was a small bronze mirror, and then looked at the bronze mirror, "Ho"!

No wonder whether it is Li Huyuan, Rui'er, or Qin Gatehouse, looking at his expression is not right, and Li Fenghuang also insists that he and Han Niangzi have been happy. I saw Zhou Zheng's neck and shoulders, I don't know how many kiss marks, and occasionally a few tooth marks, in other words, anyone who looks at it, thinks, alas, the young man is a playful man, the battle is very fierce, how can you believe that Zhou Zheng did nothing?

"This ......" Zhou Zheng was speechless for a while, he was holding Han Niangzi face to face, Han Niangzi's hand really couldn't move, but her head happened to be on his neck, presumably these traces were left like this. At that time, Zhou Zheng was busy fighting against the distractions in his body, but he really didn't notice what Han Niangzi did. This time it's yellow mud falling off the crotch, it's not, it's, and jumping into the Yellow River can't be washed away!

At this time, Zhou Zheng somehow suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind, took out the snow fox cloak in his sleeve, draped it on his body, and then looked in the mirror.

"Ugh!" It turned out that Mrs. Han gave him a cloak, not only to thank him for not being messy, but also to have such a meaning - this cloak is draped on his body, and the high collar can just cover the neck full of kiss marks! It's just that Han Niangzi miscalculated, Zhou Zheng's physique has changed dramatically after crossing, although it is a cold winter, he doesn't feel cold, so he took the cloak but didn't put it on!

Unexpectedly, Li Fenghuang was stunned when he saw this cloak, and asked, "This is Han Shaoqing's snow fox cloak?" ”

"Exactly."

"So you really didn't do anything?"

Li Fenghuang and Han Niangzi have known each other for many years, so they naturally know Han Niangzi's temper. If she really lost her body to Zhou Zheng, then it was possible for her to do anything, whether it was hanging a beam or throwing herself into a well, this was something that Han Niangzi did. But she will never break the jar because she lost her body, and maintain a reluctant relationship with Zhou Zheng - this is by no means the character of Han Niangzi! But she actually gave this beloved cloak to Zhou Zheng, could it be that Zhou Zheng was really reborn by Hui Yanagishita, even if he was hit by Xiaoyaoxiang, he could still hold himself, and he was a true gentleman who sat still?

"It's true, it's more real than real gold, Han Niangzi is clear and jade, I haven't had half a blasphemy heart!" Zhou Zheng raised his right hand, stretched out three fingers, and made a gambling and swearing motion.

"Why swear? All kinds of things in this world are true if you want it to be true, and if you want it to be false, it will be false. As for this moment, I advise you, you still have to cooperate with me, otherwise the two hundred taels of silver tattoo will have nothing to do with you, and you will have your share in peeling the skin and bones. As he spoke, Li Fenghuang took a piece of rice paper and handed it to Zhou Zheng: "I estimate that Jingjie Miao should come, you remember all the words on the manuscript, and you can use it later." ”

Zhou Zheng took the rice paper in his hand, the words on it were all in traditional Chinese, and it was a small block on the right, which made him dizzy. However, the general meaning of this is still very easy to understand, in short, it is to publicize how he and Han Niangzi are in love, how they are happy, how they made a vow, they want the mountains to be edgeless, the heaven and the earth are together, and they dare to be with the king.

Zhou Zheng looked at the manuscript in his hand, gritted his teeth with hatred, he looked at Li Fenghuang with angry eyes, and asked in an incredible tone: "You are also a woman, you should know that such a thing will kill her, how can you do it?" Are you human? ”

Li Fenghuang snorted lightly, his smile remained unchanged, and he said contemptuously: "I advise the Great Sage, don't think about things so far, now I am a sword warrior, you are a fish and meat, can you talk less and listen more, and follow my plan?" I've already calculated for you, as long as you listen to me, I'll make sure you're safe, at most a few old punches, and you can get a lot of silver, why don't you do it? By the way, this snow fox cloak came at the right time, and there is no basis for it, but it is different with physical evidence. You just have to take out this snow fox cloak, and say that it is a token of love, and she will jump into the Yellow River and can't wash it. Wonderful, you give me back the manuscript, and I'll give you a few more words. ”

Zhou Zheng has a gentle temperament, and he rarely gets angry in the experience of being a human being in two lives. This time, for the first time in his life, he understood what it meant to be angry. He gritted his teeth and said word by word, "You are still you, right?" Before the words fell, he tore the rice paper to shreds and smashed it into Li Fenghuang.

"Boy, you dare!" The four healthy women were always on guard, and when they saw Zhou Zheng suddenly attacking, they covered in front of Li Fenghuang and blocked all the confetti.

Different from the anger of the healthy women, Li Fenghuang seemed to have thought of this kind of ending a long time ago, and the expression on his face did not change at all, and he still smiled faintly: "Gongzi Zhou, why are you so troubled?" You must know that the word chastity was originally used by you men to harm women, why did you wrap yourself into it? ”

"You don't have to say this kind of nonsense, I won't do what you want. I'm going to go to Han Niangzi's brother and make it clear, if you want to kill or chop, it's up to them. As for your ......" Zhou Zheng paused, he lacked experience in quarrelling, and wanted to scold people at the moment, but he couldn't find the right words for a while, and finally reminded him of a sentence: "People are cheap and have their own harvest, you can do it yourself." ”

However, the possibility of this kind of talk collapsing, Li Fenghuang has already arrived.

"It's a pity that I planned so well, and you didn't do what I wanted. But unfortunately, I don't plan to do what you want. ”