Chapter 49: The Dance of War (2)
I couldn't help but sigh a few times, and I also felt that there was no one in this village to guide me, otherwise I would have lived the life of a local tyrant.
Cross-eyed didn't understand what I meant, and he was in a hurry, thinking that I was dissatisfied with makeup. He apologized again and again, and deliberately wanted to rub my face, probably wanting to do it again.
I waved my hand to stop him, because I didn't want to be sinned again.
After about ten minutes, my makeup was done, I didn't have a mirror, I couldn't appreciate myself, but I had the feeling that I definitely didn't look human, ghost.
Cross-eyed found another set of clothes, in fact, if you want me to say, this is barely called clothes, and the exposure is extremely high.
Cross-eyed asked me to change my clothes. I'm a big man, and I'm not afraid of anything shy, but I can't take off my clothes in such a public place, right?
I looked around, and there was a bush more than a man tall not far away.
I grabbed my clothes and walked there. Cross-eyed wanted to follow. What is wrong with him in my heart? And I'm not used to being spied on by others while changing clothes.
I shook my head at him and told him to get out of the way.
The cross-eyed stopped in time.
I hid behind the bushes and immediately got up to work, but when I took off my pants and hesitated, holding up my new clothes.
The garment included a pair of panties, but there were dark brown stains on them, I don't know if they were oil or blood.
In my heart, I say that everyone's ** place is a baby, especially to be clean, otherwise don't get any disease.
I wanted to wear the dirty pants outside after wearing them, but the pants I used to wear were relatively large, and I really wanted to wear such a set inside and out, which felt nondescript.
I hesitated for a moment, and I was definitely so focused on my own that I didn't notice an approaching footstep.
The man was really rude, and he poked his head in the bushes.
He stared at my pants and stared at me with wide eyes. He suddenly wowed and muttered.
I was absolutely frightened by him, and I took a step back, but in this kind of bush, which was surrounded by branches and leaves, especially with small thorns on them, I was poked all over my body when I retreated.
I grinned in discomfort.
I looked at this man, it was Dagen. He didn't accept me before, but strangely, after being taught me a hard lesson, his attitude towards me changed, and when he saw me, he was full of respect.
This time, don't look at his ** staring at me fiercely, but it's also a look of respect.
I couldn't understand what he was saying, so I simply pulled my throat and shouted cross-eyed.
Cross-eyed quickly swished over, and I pointed to Big Root. Both Cross-Eyed and Root understood what I meant.
Dagen chatted with cross-eyed again, especially from time to time, and he still looked at my **.
Then the cross-eyed translator said that Dagen sighed very much, saying that the chief is worthy of being the chief of the body, that thing is really first-class, really big enough, in terms of ranking, it is definitely the second in the village.
I suspect I've heard it right, and it's definitely the first time I've encountered such a strange thing, and I've actually judged a man's stick.
In addition, Dagen also mentioned that there is the second in the village, and I simply asked, "Who is the first?" ”
Cross-eyed translated this, and Dagen smiled confidently.
He was really not shy, and took off his pants in front of me and cross-eyed.
When I saw that thing of his, it was like a big thunderbolt in my head. I thought to myself, is this still a fucking human?
And the cross-eyed almost took out the posture of worship, and he almost gave the big root a knock.
I suddenly connected with one thing, and I understood why Dagen was called this name.
Dagen quickly lifted his pants, and after grunting again, he left first.
I saw that Cross-Eyed had always shown respect, looking at the big root, and then Cross-Eyed took the initiative to tell me that their village worshiped that big thing, the reason is very simple, the bigger the thing, the braver the man, and the more prosperous people will bring to the village.
I had been to Tibet once before, and I had heard similar theories at that time. In fact, I also understand what it means to be a thriving person in such a village.
But then again, I don't think that big thing is very useful, simple example, many men in the plaster country, that thing is very fierce, and even because of this, they embarked on the road of making small movies.
But the reason why they are powerful is related to the deliberate use of hormones since childhood, as far as their physique is strong and dry, when something happens, is it not a bad breed compared to one another?
I didn't want to be serious about it, so I didn't say anything more about cross-eyed.
In the end, I insisted on the principle of safety first, I put on my pants and changed into new clothes.
When I came out of the bushes, the villagers began to perform sacrifices.
The white-eyed old man stood in front of the fire and read aloud. I couldn't understand what was going on, especially when the old man said he was emotional, and the villagers all knelt down.
I can't continue to stand like this, and then I won't be embarrassed?
I was cross-eyed, and I also knelt on the ground. I heard the villagers shouting, but it didn't look like normal babbling, but rather some kind of Sanskrit or mantra or something.
I also want to pretend, and this is not difficult for me, there was a Mr. Nan Guo in ancient times, he could make up his numbers in front of the King of Qi, and I was only facing a village sacrifice, which was not so difficult.
I muttered and repeated shouts to eat grapes without spitting out the skins......
When the white-eyed old man finished speaking, he walked down on his own, and the villagers, including me, got up from the ground.
Eight people, including Cross-Eyed and Dagen, all walked towards the fire, and Cross-Eyed also signaled to me at this time.
As soon as I looked at these people, I immediately understood that the nine people who rushed to the forbidden land this time were going to gather in front of the fire and dance together.
I have a headache, especially how to dance this war dance, I don't understand at all.
But now on this occasion, I was simply brought to the shelves by a duck again.
When the nine of us were standing around the fire, one of us took the lead, and we all jumped.
I'm watching and jumping at the same time. But after observing this for a while, I breathed a sigh of relief. I said in my heart that this is a war dance? It seems to be a square dance model.
Even my aunt can dance well, and this doesn't bother me at all.
I quickly went from being unfamiliar to being familiar, especially since I was the leader of the entire group of nine. I ended up being the lead dancer.
I'm so familiar with square dancing, especially after every evening, whenever I go out, I always see those dancing aunts.
On the basis of the war dance, I combined some square dance and street dance routines, and also improved the war dance.
The villagers were dumbfounded, and they didn't know who was carrying the head, and he shouted the word elite.
Although his pronunciation was not standard, the other villagers echoed his shouting.
For a while, under the praise of so many people, I continued to dance wildly by the fire like a ghostly ghost.