[10] Played badly, demons
Three thousand demon soldiers, they all want to die at this moment, it's too embarrassing for their mother. 一 Reading Books ·1ka to n books shu·
The soldiers who were still laughing at the humans just now were stupid, they couldn't see them, they didn't say anything, and they were provided with a safe escape route, but in the blink of an eye, everything was turned upside down.
"It turns out that they are not stupid, but they are deliberately playing with us, now we are real, we have been played badly by them, in the face of so many Terran powerhouses, do we still have a chance to escape?"
The leader of the demon clan suppressed the helplessness in his heart, looked at Rocco and Luo Menwei, and said with a wry smile on his face; "The two of you are powerful, did you just deliberately pretend not to see us, and then let us go this way stupidly??"
"What's the matter, let's let you come here, you have an opinion, what opinion to say and listen to it, I happen to be quite bored, so I'll be happy with you." Luo Menwei looked at the leader of the demon clan and said with a grin.
Seeing the smiling face of the Luo Guard, the leader of the demon clan said without tears; "Don't dare, don't dare, don't dare to have any opinions, you are the boss now, everything is up to you."
The three thousand demon soldiers also wanted to resist, but when facing the Luo Men Guards, the immortal aura on the Luo Men Guards made the three thousand demon soldiers unable to afford them, not to mention the slightest fighting spirit and courage, and they were also crushed to lose their temper.
In their memories, the Demon Killing Clan was like killing chickens, but now this completely subverted feeling made them a little uncomfortable for a while, and even couldn't accept this fact in their hearts.
Glancing at the demon soldiers who were trembling with fear from himself and the others, Rocco waved his hand and shouted at Lin Xie in the distance; "Boss Lin, look at the entertainment I brought to my brothers, three thousand is enough for you, right?"
Lin Xie nodded with a smile, and then a flash appeared next to Rocco, and Wu Ren, who was not to be outdone, also came to Rocco and them from his own team. To read Book ·1 Book kanshu ·
Looking up and down at the three thousand demon soldiers in front of him, Lin Xie frowned slightly and said; "Rocco, what are you doing with a large group of demons back, we don't have any work for them to do as coolies, do you still want them to dig up the demon Neidan??"
"Don't don't don't don't be a few masters, you can let us do whatever you want, just don't let us dig up the demon clan Neidan."
"In our demon clan digging each other's inner dan, this is the biggest taboo, at least it will be executed and reincarnated, and the heavy one will destroy its demon inner dan, and you will never be able to get a new life." Hearing Lin Xie's words, the demon soldiers said with horror on their faces.
Hearing the words of the demon soldiers, Wu Ren had an idea and said with a smile; "You can't do it if you dig the demon clan, then you can dance, such as the square dance in Huaxia, or the street dance with those sticks, you can."
Faced with Wu Ren's problem, more than 3,000 demon soldiers once again fell into a dilemma, saying that if they can't dance, it is a good thing to be killed, say that they can dance, then it is inevitable to perform dancing.
Dancing on stage is such a lowly thing, in the eyes of the demons, it seems to be a very shameful thing, just like the ancient Chinese people thought that the actors and singers were sluts.
Between life and death, the demon soldiers finally chose life.
The leader of the demon clan looked at Wu Ren, like a pug, and said with a smile on his face; "That power, we can dance, we always like the square dance in China, we used to dance a lot, you say right."
"Yes, yes, yes, we like the square dance of Huaxia the most, and our boss's square dance is very good." Although I don't know why my leader said this, but in order to survive, more than 3,000 demon soldiers can only cooperate with a bitter face.
Lin Xie, Wu Ren, Luo Ke, and Luo Menwei glanced at each other with a smile, and then took out a sound speaker for playing a song, and it was also released on the spot, the most dazzling family style of the square dance divine comedy Phoenix legend.
Hearing the most dazzling clan style played in the stereo, the three thousand demon clans were called embarrassed, originally they thought that they would just talk to the boss, but they never thought that Lin Xie would really let them jump.
Helpless or like, the leader of the demon clan twisted his twisted body, led more than 3,000 demon soldiers, and danced a square dance with tears in his eyes under the watchful eyes of tens of thousands of Lin Xie and them.
Looking at the demon soldiers dancing in the square, Lin Xie patted Wu Ren's shoulder and laughed; "Wu Ren, you TM is too bad, your wife is obsessed with square dancing and forced you to square dance with her, since you let the demons also dance square dance, hahahahaha laughed to death."
"Nima's, it turns out that this bastard was bullied by his wife, and then he came to oppress us, it's so hateful." Hearing Lin Xie's laughter, the demon soldiers cursed in their hearts.
"Don't talk nonsense, I obviously like square dancing very much, I don't like my wife to dare to force me, I'm not like you are a strict wife, let Lin Lin control you everything."
After despising Lin Xie, Wu Ren glared at the three thousand demon soldiers fiercely, and roared viciously; "Look at what, don't you hurry up and dance for me, you see what you are dancing, you come over and teach them what square dancing is."
Hearing Wu Ren's shout, a soldier in Wu Ren's team hurriedly put down the melon seeds in his hand, walked in front of the demon soldiers, and danced his special square dance with a smile.
The soldiers in the team first took the demon soldiers to dance the square dance twice, and then found a big wooden stick and walked into the team of the demon soldiers.
The demon soldiers' bodies are relatively stiff, so it is difficult for them to dance well in the square dance, so the three thousand demon soldiers have basically eaten sticks, and some have even eaten several times, and they have been beaten and half crippled.
After an hour of training by the soldiers in the team, Lin Xie appeared in front of them, perhaps the only demon soldier in the world who could dance square dance, and it was also a soldier who danced with tears in his eyes.
The three thousand demon soldiers were dancing in the square in a neat manner, enduring the chicken bones and peanut shells smashed down by the soldiers, and at the same time secretly said in their hearts with tears; "Mom, I'm going back to the outside world, the earth is too terrible, the square dance is too hard to dance, woo woo."
Lin Xie, Wu Ren, Luo Ke, Luo Menwei, they were having fun, but the three thousand demon soldiers were played bad by them, and they danced square dances until they cried, even if Lin Xie didn't kill them after this incident, it is estimated that they have already left a psychological shadow.