Chapter 162 It hurts when I see the bodyguard's kung fu
"Wife, let me introduce you to this beautiful woman who is your bodyguard, Kai Rui. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Bodyguard, I know you, I saw you at the wedding. Husband, why are you hiring a bodyguard for me? ”
"You are now a key target of protection, of course you must have bodyguards."
Wang Xiaomei was a little awkward, "The bodyguard doesn't need to be so beautiful and sexy, although it's not as beautiful as me, why is it so awkward in my heart when I look at it." Kai Rui, you must have worn inner height shoes, I'm 1.66 meters, how tall are you? ”
"I never wear high heels, I'm 173 tall, Mrs. Wen, do you want to know my measurements?"
"Don't say it, I understand, it must not be as good as my proportions. Karey, go pour me a glass of water. ”
"Mrs. Wen, I don't do housework, I'm only responsible for your safety, and I don't care about anything else."
"Lingling, go pour me a glass of water, I'm going to lower the fire."
"Ma'am, your water." When Wang Xiaomei was about to drink water, Kai Rui stopped Wang Xiaomei, put the cup to her nostrils and sniffed it, and then took another special cup and poured a little water, "You drink first." Kai Rui asked the nanny to drink first, and then gave Wang Xiaomei a drink, "Hey, it's a little interesting, just like in the palace, the meals are first tested with silver needles for poison, and then the eunuch who tries the dishes eats first, and the emperor starts to eat after he is fine." Husband, I don't think this is a royal treatment. ”
Karui continued, "You're treated like a chief. ”
"It's so fun, it's so fun. Karey, do you follow me when I go to the toilet? ”
"That's true in principle."
"You're standing in front of me, so how can I pee?"
"I've got this device for you, so I don't have to follow you." Kai Rui gave Wang Xiaomei a distress device, "I'll know if you press this button when you're in danger." Wang Xiaomei pressed it, and the sensor on Kai Rui's body emitted a high decibel alarm sound. ”
"Madam, you can't press this casually, it will kill you."
"I know, I just want to try it, it's fun. Kai Rui, I heard that your kung fu is very high, can you let me see it? At this moment, Kai Rui picked up an apple, and then pinched it with one hand, and the apple suddenly became apple juice, and then picked up an empty glass bottle, and patted it lightly with the palm of his hand, and it instantly became two. Husband, I'm relieved to see Kai Rui's kung fu, you'd better not provoke Kai Rui, be careful of your balls. Wang Xiaomei made a pinch of eggs, and Wen Qiang subconsciously covered his crotch. Hahaha, look at what scared my husband, hahaha, it's so funny. ”
In this way, wherever Wang Xiaomei goes, Kai Rui will follow her, just like the chief's visit, very domineering.
Zhao Dongxu Apartment.
"Wife, I bought a discounted leather coat today, it's only more than 8,000 yuan, do you think it's worth it?"
"Eight thousand yuan, husband, we still have millions of debts in the bank, and you will spend eight thousand yuan on a piece of clothing, when will the bank loan be repaid in this way?"
"I earn more than 50,000 yuan a month, you are so careful when I buy a dress, I spend my own money, you don't care about my affairs in the future."
"Why should I not care? You are my husband, and I have power over the family's income and expenses. You take 30,000 yuan from your monthly salary, saying that you want to entertain, and you still take some of the remaining 20,000 yuan from time to time, and there are very few people who can repay the bank in the end. My salary is basically used to supplement my family, I am reluctant to buy even a single piece of clothing, I buy all discounted stalls, I am embarrassed to say it. When I buy vegetables, I save a few cents, can I not feel distressed when you spend money so lavishly? Originally, if you were a little more economical and a little harder, we would only need a few years to pay off the debt, but you ...... Woooooooo ”
"Cry, cry, cry, you know crying, I'm down like this now, it wasn't your old lover who harmed me, if it wasn't for my aunt-in-law to give me a job, our mother would have been on the streets, you are embarrassed to cry here."
"Zhao Dongxu, you deliberately provoked trouble again."
"What's wrong with me stirring up trouble? If I don't beat you for a few days, are you itchy again? Well! ”
"Zhao Dongxu, I really misjudged you."
"You can try another one." Zhao Dongxu walked up to Song Xinyu and pointed to her forehead and said, "There is a kind of saying it again!" ”
"I really misread ......" Before Song Xinyu could finish speaking, Zhao Dongxu knocked Song Xinyu to the ground with one punch, followed by two kicks, which just kicked Song Xinyu's chin, and Song Xinyu suddenly fainted. Wife, don't scare me, wake up, wake up! ”