[54] Uncle, I don't make an appointment

The plane had already taken off unconsciously, but Wang Xiaoxiao still couldn't recover from the shock given by Li Xiaoxiao.

After a long time, Wang Xiaoxiao returned the documents to Li Xiaowu one by one, and looked at Li Xiaowu with a serious face; "Li Xiaoxiao, where did you get these fake certificates, they look like the real thing, if it weren't for the wrong date, I would have thought it was true."

"It's true, how can it be fake?"

Li Xiaowu took the certificate and looked at the date again, and found that the award time had not yet arrived, so he covered his forehead and said with an embarrassed face; "I took it wrong, I took it wrong, this is my brother's false testimony, mine is real, and he did what I did."

What he said may be true, this is done in such detail in the document, it is difficult for people who have not been exposed to such a document to do it.

In order to verify the authenticity of Li Xiaoxiao, Wang Xiaoxiao looked at Li Xiaowu and asked with a serious face; "Since you're a doctor, then you can help me see why I'm on fire these days, and I'm in pain everywhere around me."

"First, your teeth are inflamed, second, your mouth is rotten, third, your throat is also inflamed, fourth, your stomach is not very good, fifth, you are constipated, and sixth, you are eating too much chili pepper and are seriously angry." Li Xiaowu looked at Wang Xiaoxiao and said with a disgusted expression.

Wang Xiaoxiao touched her buttocks, looked at Li Xiaowu, and said with a scared face; "Mr. Li, you are so powerful, even I know that I am constipated, are you like what is written in it, can see through the eyes?"

"You think too much, how can I have perspective, and even if I have perspective, why don't you cover your ass if you don't cover the three o'clock, I don't like to go through the back door, and I'm not interested in you." Li Xiaowu looked at Wang Xiaoxiao, who was covering his buttocks, and said speechlessly.

Wang Xiaoxiao let go of her hand and looked at Li Xiaoxiao with a little embarrassment; "People's homes, people gave hemorrhoids to that, by the way, do you have any good medicine to introduce, if you cure me, I can give you a red line."

Hearing Wang Xiaoxiao's words, Li Xiaowu didn't say a word, took out a small jade bottle, and poured out a pill with an attractive aroma from it.

Li Xiaowu took the pill, looked at Wang Xiaoxiao, and said with a smile on his face; "It can solve all your problems in an instant, and it's easy to want my elixir, you have to promise to help me run to Keli."

Smelling the tempting aroma, Wang Xiaoxiao didn't think about it, and directly snatched Li Xiaoxiao's pill and stuffed it into her mouth, then slammed a sip of water and turned it off directly, and then looked at Li Xiaowu with a surprised face.

Li Xiaowu took the initiative to stand up and looked at Wang Xiaoxiao with a wry smile on her face; "Hurry up and go to the toilet, or you're going to squirt out later, I really didn't lie to you, you have less than a minute to go, hurry up...."

Although I don't know if it's true or not, but at the thought of squirting, Wang Xiaoxiao hurriedly ran to the toilet, and sure enough, as soon as the pants were taken off, they were pouring out of thousands of miles.

After Wang Xiaoxiao left, Wu Ren next to him looked at Li Xiaowu with a look of admiration; "Brother Li, it's okay, it's done so quickly, teach me a few hands, my brother is still single now."

"If you want to pick up a girl, you have to have money first, you have no money and you can run all over the world, ghost bird, do you want to follow your brother to make money, in a word, you are worth hundreds of millions in three years..." After Li Xiaowu couldn't look at Wu Ren, he said with a look of indifference.

I'm worth hundreds of millions of dollars in three years, won't this brother be in a pyramid scheme, right?

Thinking that Li Xiaowu was a pyramid scheme, Wu Ren hurriedly looked at Li Xiaowu and asked cautiously; "Brother Li, follow you to make money, do you have to pay any fees, hehehe, then I won't go if I don't have any money?"

"To make money, you have to teach fees, what kind of bullshit thinking are you, don't you think Lao Tzu is a pyramid scheme?"

Li Xiaowu turned to look at Wu Ren and said with a disgusted expression; "Wu Ren, your family has a mooncake shop in the capital, your grandparents, parents all work in the store, you are the only child in the family, your family has always relied on making mooncakes and desserts, right?

Don't answer me yet, I'll tell you about it, if I'm not mistaken, you're going to go to Iraq once in two years, and the trip to Iraq will be your last trip, because you're going to die on it.

Don't look at me so surprised, I know far more than you think, if you are willing to follow me, I will take you to eat fragrant, drink spicy, drive a luxury car, live in a luxury house, if you are not willing to follow me, then say goodbye to the world in two years. ”

Oh my God, how did he know that my family made mooncakes, and he knew so much that he even knew that I was an only child.

Wu Ren looked at Li Xiaowu and asked tremblingly; "Big brother, what do you want me to stay by your side, I have no money if you want money, I don't have any looks if you want money, I have nothing but fat."

"The opportunity is given to you, do you want to love it, life is you, not mine, give me an answer before getting off the plane, don't wait." Like in the previous life, Li Xiaowu still didn't like his timidity and cowardice, and out of helplessness, Li Xiaowu could only turn around and say casually.

As soon as Li Xiaoxiao's words fell, Wang Xiaoxiao walked back humming a song, holding Li Xiaoxiao's hand, and said with admiration on his face; "It's amazing, my mouth is better, even the hemorrhoids are better, you are too good, hahaha..."

"You still lack sleep now, and the effect of sleeping is even better, even if you don't sleep, I have to sleep, I'm sleepy..." Li Xiaowu said with a smile on his face while taking out the neck guard.

After taking Li Xiaoxiao's elixir, although she felt extremely comfortable all over her body, Wang Xiaoxiao's body was indeed as Li Xiaoxiao said, and she was still seriously lacking sleep until now.

After glancing at Li Xiaoxiao, Wang Xiaoxiao took out the blindfold and lay down, and said with a smile; "Then let's have good night, after getting off the plane tomorrow, I'll take you to our house Klee to play, hehehe..."

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Time turned, and the plane arrived at Huaxia Sichuan.

Looking at the bustling and unfamiliar city in front of him, Li Xiaowu was speechless even if he was happy, happy was getting closer and closer to Keli, and what was speechless was Wang Xiaoxiao, the female liar, since she ran away quietly.

Suddenly, suddenly, Li Xiaowu was in a taxi, saw a figure that he had been thinking about for a long time, slowly walked down from it, and walked straight to Li Xiaoguo's side.

Thinking that she was coming towards her, Li Xiaowu didn't say a word, threw her luggage on the ground, and directly reached out to hug the stunned Klee, and then put her mouth on Klee's seductive red lips, and then the two kissed at the gate of the crowded airport.

After a long time, Keli, who came to her senses, pushed Li Xiaowu away, and said with an angry face; "Uncle, what are you doing, be careful of playing hooligans, I'll beat you, hurry up, I won't pursue you to kiss me when you are so handsome, don't look at it, uncle, I don't make an appointment, hum."

(End of chapter)