[134] Crazy, since you can't get in
A little boy with a mine took away almost 600 soldiers. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The little boy's name was Box. Colin Polyton, Andras, nine years old this year, 110 tall, weighing 45 pounds, is an orphan who lost both parents and was fostered in his uncle's house.
Thirteen years of U.S. invasion left the little boy without his grandparents, and six years ago the conflict left him without his parents and twelve uncles and aunts, after which he was adopted by his uncle's family at the age of three.
During the attack of the US military just now, an airplane missile unfortunately fell into the house of the little boy's uncle, directly causing the instant death of 12 people including the little boy's, his aunt and uncle, his younger brothers and sisters, his brothers and sisters, and his grandparents.
The little boy who was lucky enough to escape this catastrophe instantly became a veritable orphan, and in disheartenment, he agreed to the request of the army soldiers.
Hiding in the small pit they prepared in advance, when the American army invaded, they held the mine and died with those American troops.
The little boy fulfilled his promise to the soldiers of the army, and with his little life, killed more than 600 enemy soldiers.
N years later, the little boy became, similar to the little hero of Huaxia Sanmao, the only difference is that Sanmao was alive and was not credited, while the little boy was credited but died.
All the Iraqi soldiers took off their headscarves and cut off half of their beards to see off the little boy, a little warrior.
Even Li Xiaowu learned about the little boy, and he sacrificed the death scythe to smash it, and six enemy fighters saw him off.
In a small room inside the US aircraft carrier, the commander inside, looking at the report in front of him, instantly had tens of thousands of grass and mud horses galloping in his heart.
A little boy blew up more than 600 soldiers, and a flash of lightning destroyed six warplanes.
The person in charge of the United Nations, looking at the information in his hand, said with a smile on his face; "Hey, sir, you American intelligence officers, don't joke with us anymore.
A little boy less than ten years old, killed 600 soldiers, who are you kidding?
And this is even more ridiculous, Nima has to split six fighters with a flash of light, big brother, our fighters are equipped with lightning protection equipment, okay.
And it is impossible for a lightning bolt to split six fighters at once, and our fighters are not flying in rows of geese. ”
The person in charge of the US side, looking at the commander-in-chief of the intelligence officer, said with an unhappy face; "How did these two ridiculous things happen?
Which of you comes out, explain to me, come out quickly, if you don't come out again, Lao Tzu will kill you. ”
An intelligence agent with a bitter face transmitted the satellite video.
When everyone saw the little boy jumping out of the pit and then smashing the mine in his hand, all the officials in the conference room secretly said in their hearts;
"Nima, is this still a child less than ten years old, can a child really hold a mine like this, appear in front of an army of hundreds of people with a smile, and then smash the mine with a smile?"
The first video was enough to make them embarrassed, and the second video directly scared them all to jump.
In the video, a green light flew out of the Iraqi residential area and rushed towards more than 20 warplanes in the air 10 kilometers away.
Among the more than 20 fighters, 12 fighters were from the United States and the United Nations, and the remaining nine were Li Xiaoguo's little bees.
Originally, everyone was fighting together, but this green light seems to have an opinion on the US side and these fighters.
None of Li Xiaoguo's eight fighters were split, but theirs was split as many as six at once.
The U.S. leader pointed to the video and said speechlessly; "Didn't we go out today and forgot to look at the yellow calendar, such two bizarre things, since TM all let us meet."
Several representatives of the United Nations frowned at the video; "This war has only just begun, and we are already fighting so badly, and if we continue to fight like this, I think we are not far from losing."
The U.S. leader thought for a while, and finally gritted his teeth and said ruthlessly; "Pass the order, put all the missiles on the shelves, and in ten minutes, up, all the areas we can bomb."
Seeing that the United States has made such a big decision, the United Nations side also nodded and said; "Send the order down, pull out all the missiles, put all the missiles on the shelves, and in ten minutes, shell Iraq with them."
After receiving the order, the three aircraft carriers showed off their cannon barrels one after another, and then all loaded them with new missiles.
The rows of cannon barrels of the three aircraft carriers looked really scary, and even Li Xiaowu, who was observing the enemy situation with a perspective eye, was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat.
Putting away his perspective eyes, Li Xiaowu looked at his subordinates below and said; "In ten minutes, the U.S. military will launch a missile attack on us, and with our current firepower, we will not be able to resist their missiles at all.
Don't worry, their missiles will come in, and with my death doctor, their missiles will never want to come in.
From now on, I'll leave the future of Iraq to you, I'll fend off those upcoming missiles, and you'll rearrange your own army. ”
Seeing that Li Xiaowu was going to fight in person, all the high-ranking members of the army knelt on the ground together, with tears in their eyes and a hoarse voice;
"Sir, Doctor of Death, please, as long as we don't perish in Iraq, you will always be our God."
Li Xiaowu stretched out his hand to help all the high-ranking members of the army, and then said with a smile on his face; "Although I claim to be a god, in fact, I am a flesh-and-blood person just like you, and I don't like to run the country, so Iraq will depend on you in the future.
Remember to kneel to the sky and kneel to the parents, and you are not allowed to kneel to anyone anymore, do you know?
You are my Doctor of Death, the chosen ones, you are the masters, you are the kings, and the kings do not need to kneel to anyone. ”
After speaking, Li Xiaowu flashed and appeared in the seaside area, above the tallest building.
After looking at the surrounding scenery, Li Xiaowu took out his mobile phone to check the time, and found that there were still three minutes before it was time for the US military to launch the missile.
Li Xiaowu looked up at the sky and said to the system on his body; "System, you do me a favor, help me replace the thing that monitors me in the sky with a Japanese AV player, so that those beauties can appreciate and appreciate it, and the reproduction and teaching of human beings."
Didi ...... No problem, but you can only do this kind of thing once, and I won't help you next time, just remember this once.
Woohoo....... Woohoo..... Woohoo..... As soon as the 10 minutes came, rows of missiles rushed out from among the three aircraft carriers, aiming directly at the civic area, the location of the army, and the place with a large number of people.
As long as a missile flies into the Iraqi area, Li Xiaowu will quickly swing it, and his death scythe will split all the missiles that fly in in half one by one, so that they will be blown up in the air.
Baba Blah ........ The three aircraft carriers desperately launched missiles, and in less than half an hour, they launched more than 60 new missiles.
But what left them speechless was that none of the 60 missiles were able to enter Iraq's interior without any problems.
Missiles can't hit Iraq!!
The American commanders on the aircraft carrier, plus several commanders of the United Nations, were stunned in unison, you look at me, I look at you, and then shouted in unison;
“goddamnit!!!” (To be continued.) )