"This Zhong Ling girl is really interesting, and Duan Yu is even more stupid." Qin Menfang has always been lively, clapped his hands, and praised: "It's a pity that I don't have a Hawaiian guitar at hand, otherwise wouldn't it be beautiful to have an accompaniment for this scene?" ”

Han Shaoqing agreed to Rui'er to take the lead for her, to find out what interests and hobbies Zhou Zheng has, and what his plans are in the future. Therefore, she did not avoid people as usual, but pressed her usual scruples and shyness, and took the initiative to come to the living room to listen to the tea party of the two brothers, Qin Menfang and Zhou Zheng - of course, she was still covered with a veil, and she was still silent.

Among these people, Han Er was kept in the dark, while Han Da and Qin Menfang tacitly understood that after Han Shaoqing came, the two glanced at each other, then lowered their heads and drank tea, didn't talk much, and left Zhou Zheng and Han Shaoqing to talk.

Zhou Zheng was forced by Rui'er before, and he was determined to look like a man and pursue Han Niangzi decently. But when he entered the Han Mansion, he became worried again, he was really inexperienced and didn't know what to do. In the end, after some consideration, he finally came up with a way that was not the way - storytelling.

Funny and humorous men always like women, Zhou Zheng is stupid, and he is not a person who is good at making up stories. But it doesn't matter, there are men on the earth who are good at making up stories, such as Jin Yong!

"Mr. Cha, Mr. Cha, I'm really sorry, forgive me for having to do some copying."

The fiction stories of this world are about the level of Tang legends in Chinese history. It is generally a short story, and there are few foreshadowings and twists in the plot, which is far less than Jin Yong, who can't stand on the "shoulders of giants" to write, not as good as his ups and downs, and not as romantic and amorous as him. Therefore, as soon as Zhou Zheng started talking, the above scene appeared, he talked about "Tianlong Babu" and sweated profusely, and the rest of the people listened to it with relish, and Han Niangzi almost forgot her original intention of coming this time.

This Mu Wanqing was in a coma, Duan Yu applied medicine for her, and then there was nothing to do, so he thought about it, he thought of the situation of himself and Miss Mu, it was the 'Ninety-four Gang of the Hexagram, the buttocks have no skin, and its line and; lead the sheep to repent, and do not believe what is said.' ”

When Zhou Zheng said this, his mouth was dry, so he stopped and drank water. Second Master Han listened attentively, and when he saw Zhou Zheng pause slightly, he expressed his opinion: "This Duan Yu is really a nerd, and he still hasn't forgotten the Book of Changes at this time, if Miss Mu knows what he is thinking, he won't beat his ass to a full spring?" ”

"It's extreme, it's extreme, Miss Yimu's temperament, if she knows Duan Yu's thoughts, Duan Yu is afraid that he will be kicked in the ass. But this idea is not enough, Duan Yu still has a thought, if it is known by Miss Mu, it will not be a matter of kicking his ass. Zhou Zheng followed Han Er's words, said another paragraph, and then made a pause. Like a seasoned storyteller, it whetted everyone's appetite.

Han Da and Qin Menfang made up their minds to watch the play, although they were also proud at the moment, they still refused to speak, looking at their noses and noses, and their noses and hearts, as if they had nothing to do. Han Er couldn't help it, he heard it rising, how could he stand Zhou Zheng's pause, he urged: "Speak quickly, if you knew that you like selling guanzi so much, I should have found someone to kick your ass!" ”

This urging made the audience laugh, and Zhou Zheng saw that the time was almost up, so he continued: "It turns out that Duan Yu is an amorous and romantic son, and his mind has always been different from that of the general public. If someone else comes, he must be afraid to death, but he is at the top at this time, and he doesn't have much fear in mind, but thinks that he and the wooden girl lived and died together, and maybe they will go to Huangquan together in the future, but he didn't even see the face of the wooden girl, and he was really wronged to die. ”

"Thanks to Duan Yu's familiarity with poetry and books, how can he read a stone mind? When has this been, I actually think of something useless, the rivers and lakes are sinister, this kind of person comes out alone, and he deserves to be eaten and wiped clean. You said that this author is a character from your hometown, what is his name, his name is Jin Yong, phew, he is also a yellow eel, and he has a stone in his head, so he changed his name to Huang Yong. What a good idea, he wrote it like this, it completely collapsed! Han Er's temper was straightforward, and there were no outsiders here, so he simply said whatever he wanted, and scolded Duan Yu and Jin Yong.

Zhou Zheng listened to it in horror, and thought: "Fortunately, I didn't say anything about "Book Sword Enmity and Enmity", otherwise if I don't say anything else, just for Huo Qingtong and Princess Xiangxiang, Han Er can stab me to death, and then stab Jin Yong to death." The work of a writer is really not done by people, not to mention that he can't make a lot of money, and he has to be sprayed every day. I don't know if this group of people who want to be writers drank too much when Sanlu was a child and had stones in his brain. ”

Han Er was yelling there, Zhou Zheng was thinking nonsense there, and the scene was a little chaotic all of a sudden. Han Da, who had been watching the play, coughed: "Second brother, don't mess around, let Zhou Gongzi go down, is there a veil of the girl in this reputation?" ”

Seeing that his eldest brother had spoken, Han Er shut up and quieted down for the time being. Zhou Zheng also continued: "Duan Yu wanted to unveil Miss Mu's veil, but because Miss Mu claimed to have a hemp face, he hesitated, he was afraid that he would lift the veil and really see a hemp ......."

Before Zhou Zheng could finish speaking, Han Er jumped up again and said, "Look, I'll just say that Jin Yong is a big yellow eel with a stone in his head." Duan Yu is not even afraid of death, but he is afraid that the other girl's face is not good-looking, what do you say about this? ”

Zhou Zheng couldn't answer this question, he only thought this paragraph was interesting before, so he wrote it down, but he didn't think about this section. The words choked in my throat, and the atmosphere at the scene cooled down, and for a while, I was a little embarrassed.

didn't think about it, but Han Shaoqing, who had been silent, bowed his head slightly, and relieved Zhou Zheng: "What ordinary people should be afraid of, Duan Yu is not afraid, what ordinary people don't care about, Duan Yu is cautious." I think it is this kind of writing that is wonderful, so that I can write Duan Yu's difference, and I can write his romance and affection. I see that the author uses this kind of penmanship to shape Duan Yu, I am afraid that in the future, he will inevitably be a thief who loves to steal incense and jade, and provoke his daughter's family to shed tears. Zhou Gongzi, I don't know if I'm right? ”

"The girl is right." Zhou Zheng was talking about the book, he just wanted to please Han Shaoqing, but now he saw her relieve herself, and she was so happy that she forgot her words and just nodded blindly.

"What I said is right, there is always a definite number, why do you bother to please me." Han Shaoqing saw that Zhou Zheng looked like Coke, and thought that he was talking about a scoundrel to please himself. The color is correct, and the appearance is always cold.

Zhou Zheng only felt wronged, and he couldn't wait to write twenty-three words "miserable" on his face, he really didn't mean to be a sycophant, and quickly explained: "I'm serious, Duan Yu did open the harem later, and the beautiful girl received a basket...... I swear to God! ”

"Oh...... Then you move on to the story. "Guessing someone else's mind wrong is the most embarrassing thing in the world, Han Niangzi was embarrassed to say it, so she pretended not to care and let Zhou Zheng continue to tell the story.

After that, Duan Yu was too sleepy, so he fell asleep, but he heard the sound of Xisuo on the hill in the middle of the night, so he woke up. It turned out that there were five or six big men climbing the mountain wall and touching upwards. He warned the big men to let them go down, or he would throw stones.

Where are the big men willing to listen, Duan Yu had no choice but to smash stones, originally he just wanted to scare them, but he didn't expect to smash a few stones, killing two people at once, and scaring one person to fall off the cliff. This sound woke Mu Wanqing up, and the girl asked him if anyone wanted to climb the mountain. Duan Yu cried bitterly, saying that he had killed three people, and his crime was not small. ”

Needless to say, Han Er's master is spraying this plot again. However, Zhou Zheng entrusted Jin Yong's blessing, and it was not once or twice that he was sprayed, so he got used to it. After Han Er calmed down, he continued to talk about the story between Duan Yu and Mu Wanqing one by one - Mu Wanqing laughed at Duan Yu for being pedantic and asked him if he would rather be killed than killed. Duan Yu replied, "If I am the only one, I will kill them and I will not kill anyone, but with you, I have to fight back" Yunyun.

Later, when Mu Wan was annoyed by Duan Yu to treat her injuries, he looked at the skin on her back, so he slapped Duan Yu fiercely. When Zhou Zheng told this story, he didn't have any other thoughts in his heart, but the people who listened to this story reacted quickly, Han Da, Han Er, and Qin Gatehouse, the three of them looked at Han Shaoqing and Zhou Zheng with strange faces, and looked at Han Shaoqing with a red face. Fortunately, she had a plain veil to cover her face, otherwise she would have fled from the wind.

"Hey, I thought he was a good person, but he was waiting for me here." Han Shaoqing's face burned red, and he was embarrassed to raise his head again. Zhou Zheng was not stupid, he looked left and right, and saw that everyone's expressions were wrong, and after a turn of thought, he also figured it out, and quickly explained: "Han Niangzi, I didn't mean to insinuate you, I was just telling the story!" ”

Everyone's faces refused to show it, and they laughed in their hearts: "It's good if you pretend not to know, where is it good to say this kind of thing." ”

Han Shaoqing saw that Zhou Zheng was stupid, and immediately picked out the words, and was annoyed for the second time in six years, she said coquettishly: "Tell your story, what do you do to me?" For the first time in six years, she was annoyed just a few days ago, mistakenly thinking that she was broken by Zhou Zheng. She didn't realize it herself, but it didn't prevent the establishment of such a fact - her recent joys and sorrows are revolving around Zhou.

Zhou Zheng saw that Han Shaoqing was annoyed, so he told the story honestly, and this time he talked about the appearance of the South China Sea crocodile god, who wanted to find Mu Wanqing to avenge his apprentice Sun Sanba.

The crocodile god of the South China Sea asked Namu Wanqing: "Are you afraid of me?" Mu Wanqing replied: "Don't be afraid." "The crocodile god of the South China Sea is annoyed, he is one of the four evildoers, and what is taboo is that others say that he is not evil, and he is not afraid when he sees him. Mu Wanqing said that he was not afraid of him, but it was his taboo that he cried out: "Do you dare not be afraid of me?" You...... How daring! Whose momentum is it relying on? ”

"This is a taboo for others, if there is no new force to come, I am afraid that Miss Mu will not be able to escape this fate." Han Er obviously still liked Mu Wanqing, and when he saw that Mu Wanqing was in danger, he couldn't help but speak. Zhou Zheng laughed twice and said, "Second Master Han guessed wrong, this wooden girl still has a set of rhetoric. ”

"This man is a knife and I am a fish and meat, what other words can I say?" Han Erqi said.

Zhou Zheng explained: "The wooden girl said to the South China Sea Crocodile God, 'I borrowed your momentum', and the South China Sea Crocodile God asked her why she 'borrowed his power'. At this moment, Miss Mu made a trick of 'holding a set', clearly praising him as one of the four villains, with a great reputation, and secretly set him up, saying that he would not bully an injured little girl with such a high status. Although the South China Sea Crocodile God is a murderer who does not blink, his mind is not very high, Mu Girl made this move, and hung the South China Sea Crocodile God in the air, and beat Duan Yumu Wanqing and the others, and they were unwilling to let go. ”

"This wooden girl is quite anxious, it reminds me of a ......" Han Niangzi listened to the story and said with a smile, her face was gloomy. Who can she think of a woman who is anxious? Li Phoenix!

At this thought, Han Shaoqing's slightly thawed heart, and the wind swept up again, and thousands of miles were frozen. The illusory happiness that I just got from "Dragon Babu" is like dust blown by the wind, no matter how it floats, it will eventually disappear.

The sense of fatalism dipped in pain once again pressed on Han Shaoqing's shoulder, and it whispered to her: "Don't forget your identity, don't forget your oath." ”

The charming face under the cover of plain yarn is not seen by anyone.

No one can see the knowing smile under the cover of the plain veil.

The moist eyes and despair under the plain veil naturally no one can see it.

After taking a deep breath, after the unstoppable ups and downs in his chest, and after saying goodbye to a moment of happy smile, Han Shaoqing changed back into that Han Shaoqing.

"Master Zhou, please take a step to speak."