Xie Lingyun sat cross-legged, holding his chin with his right hand, looking at the sky from afar, although there was nothing there, and there was usually nothing...... Well, in fact he was just in a daze.

"It's so boring~~~" Si Yuyin's body tilted and leaned on Xie Lingyun's shoulder, "Stupid brother, is there anything fun?" No one dares to trouble us now...... I don't think you should have killed them all so quickly. Well, now how boring! ”

There are many people who have seen the battle between Xie Lingyun and the group of black-clothed dead soldiers, who have the ability to provoke them, but they don't want to provoke them, and they don't have the ability to provoke them...... Needless to say? What's more, there are still people who recognize Xie Lingyun, so no one will provoke them, and the rumor of Xie Lingyun's "crazy and even beating himself" has spread somewhere.

"Not really!" Xie Lingyun sighed, "It's because I'm so bored because I don't, otherwise what am I sitting here for?" When I meditate for a long time while practicing, I would get hemorrhoids, and if I wasn't idle, I would be sitting there...... Am I not bored? I don't want to have hemorrhoids! ”

"Hahaha!" Si Yuyin laughed and patted Xie Lingyun's arm, "This joke you said is really funny, you say one more, one more again!" ”

Si Yuyin's laughter stopped abruptly, because she found that Xie Lingyun was looking at her with a very strange look, and she was immediately confused: "Wait, wait, what you just said...... It can't be true, right? That's it, meditating and practicing for a long time, it will grow, and it will be like that......"

Xie Lingyun rolled his eyes, "How rare?" Otherwise, why are those high-level monks always floating when they are cultivating? Aren't they also afraid that they will have hemorrhoids themselves? You don't know? Didn't anyone tell you? I remember my teacher told me that he had a friend who had hemorrhoids because he had been at home for too long, so he asked me to go out and walk more, and not to stay at home and meditate and practice all the time...... Well? What happened to you? ”

Si Yuyin's face was pale, as if he had been stung by some insect, he jumped up from the ground, his hands secretly protected his back, and stammered: "I, that, I'll go over there and have a look, it's too boring now." yes, I'll go over there! ”

Xie Lingyun watched her leave, and her expressionless face suddenly danced with her eyebrows, "Ahahaha, little fool, no matter how high your IQ is, won't you still be deceived by Lao Tzu in the end?" Oh, by the way, what I said before is true, you can really get hemorrhoids after sitting for a long time! If someone doesn't believe it, you can try it. ”

Everyone behind the screen felt the malice from the indescribable vulgarity, they were monks! How can I get hemorrhoids after meditating for a long time...... But what if what he says is true? I don't want to have hemorrhoids, it's so embarrassing to have hemorrhoids......

Xingchen couldn't bear to look at it, how could he have such a shameful junior disciple, although almost everyone had experienced this...... Every older monk knew about it, but they didn't say it, it was obvious that it was for the young monks to learn a lesson, although they didn't have the dark psychology of 'why I had hemorrhoids and you didn't', but most of them were just to teach them a lesson, really, looking at my innocent eyes, they just wanted the juniors to learn some lessons. But now Xie Lingyun has put this matter on the surface, which is very embarrassing. After all, hemorrhoids are still very difficult to treat......

Speaking of which, Xie Lingyun is really good at breaking other people's wonderful fantasies. When the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and there are more people and all kinds of strange things, and there are many monks in the three thousand worlds who became monks in order not to suffer from hemorrhoids, although they only knew after becoming monks that monks were more likely to suffer from hemorrhoids, but at this time they had no way back...... Forget it, let's go out and walk more!

After laughing for a while, Xie Lingyun began to feel bored again, and then began to transform his right hand again, after all, he was a man with a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder, and the imbalance of his hands was almost like killing him, his left hand had already transformed his palm and wrist, and then his right hand was next. Although he is on the screen, he is just looking at his right hand in a daze. Until this scene is over, he is still like that, but Si Yuyin has not returned......

"Wow, brother, I've been eliminated...... After Xie Lingyun came out, Si Yuyin cried and said to him: "Didn't I say I was going over there to have a look?" And then someone knocked me out, woo woo woo ......"

Sometimes, things come so suddenly, even Xie Lingyun didn't predict that not long after this little girl left, she was directly eliminated by others...... But also, although this little girl has a very high IQ, a high IQ does not mean that she is smart, in fact, this little girl is still quite stupid and cute.

Xie Lingyun said that he was very entangled, and he didn't know whether to be happy, depressed, or angry. Happy because he doesn't have to protect this weak scum anymore, depressed because this little girl is very annoying to cry, but he can't say anything, angry because he was lost face, although he doesn't feel that his face is worth a few dollars, but after all, he is a man, how can he not love face? Although that person did a good job, so he didn't have to protect Si Yuyin, a weak scumbag...... To sum up, he is entangled!

In the end, Xie Lingyun could only pat Si Yuyin's little head with a sour tooth, "Okay, it's actually nothing, anyway, I still have to eliminate everyone in the end, whether you are eliminated now or not, you will still be eliminated by me in the end...... Isn't that still good? Come with me, I'll introduce you to some new friends! ”

Xie Lingyun asked Xingchen where they were, and then went over with Si Yuyin. The reason why he didn't go over before was because of Si Yuyin, he was afraid that Xingchen and the others would do something with An Lixuan and Wuyue, and An Lixuan and Wuyue would also do something, so he didn't go over, hehe, it's different now......

Xie Lingyun sat down decadently with his knees on his hands, and Xingchen and the others gathered around him, saying some words of comfort, but the unbearable curvature of the corners of his mouth had already exposed them, even Duguqi, who had been sullen.

Si Yuyin is quite popular with those women, because she looks cute, and her ears look very cute, that group of women can't stand this kind of thing the most, and although the IQ is quite high, but in fact they are stupid and cute, and that group of women can't stand this either, the two are superimposed, not one plus one equals two, but one plus one is greater than two.

Si Yuyin seems to be a little timid, but she is actually quite happy, there are so many big sisters with her, and their breasts are really soft......

"Congratulations, Lingyun, you're one step closer to that little princess!" Wei Li said to him with a bright smile, if you look at him like this now, no one will definitely know that he is one of the culprits of Xie Lingyun's two panda eyes now. And the other one is the star who laughs heartily...... Tsk, that's a real mistake in making friends!

Xie Lingyun's face was straight: "Don't make trouble, you also saw it just now, right?" In the end, only more than 1,000 people remained on the field...... This is not right, my place is full of twenty people, and the rest of the places can't all be wiped out no matter what, right? ”

"Someone cheated ......" Lang Zuo also put away his smile and said seriously: "We felt that something was wrong before, your battlefield is relatively harmonious, and on other battlefields, it can be said that there are countless casualties, although the Emperor of Heaven later took action to resurrect them, but those who shot at them were really ruthless." If this is the case in just one place, then it is not surprising, and it is very wrong if this happens on several battlefields at the same time! In fact, there was not even a single winner in those places. ”

Zhong Honghu lifted his glasses, "Some people already think that they are 'winning'!" There is no way that the Emperor of Heaven does not know, but he still indulges such behavior, and it seems that in his eyes, power and financial resources are also very important things. As it happens, I also have some information in my hands...... I have to say one thing, before the opening, there were a few people who spent a lot of money to buy Lingyun's information in the Star Pavilion, does this mean that what do they know? Or what do you want to do? ”

"Well, I don't care anyway, isn't it nice to have so many opponents less?" Xie Lingyun clenched his fists and smiled brightly, "Anyway, the one who goes to the end must be me!" Whoever stands in my way will die for me! ”