Chapter 28: The Black Cat Learns the Arts

The cave is a circular structure, with a diameter of 100 meters and a height of 10 meters. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info The circumference is from the bottom up, and each martial arts book occupies a hole, and the hole is marked with a name. The underside is a practice ground. The Fighting Holy Buddha asked Hongshan to choose which martial arts to learn after watching it. Hongshan is illiterate, and it is in vain to look around, even if he recognizes the name of martial arts, he still knows nothing about martial arts.

"Master, everything is up to you, just teach some martial arts."

"Well, you were originally a cat, and cats have tiger power, so you should learn tiger boxing. Besides, if you are my Monkey King's apprentice, you should learn monkey boxing. Your nature likes to sleep quietly, quiet as a virgin, and moving like a rabbit, then I will let you learn these two kinds of boxing, you must also learn two more powerful martial arts, one is drunken boxing, and the other is the fighting magic of the combination of the strengths of each family. I have learned these martial arts, and I will not be embarrassed to fight the Holy Buddha when I go out. Now, master, I will give you a drill, you watch it carefully and remember it, and come down to ponder and practice hard by yourself. ”

Standing in the center of the circle, the Fighting Holy Buddha played Tiger Fist, Monkey Fist, Drunken Fist and Jeet Kune Do, and said: "The drunkard's intention is not in the wine, but in the heart, and the heart is to the fist." Jeet Kune Do takes the impossible as the law, and the infinite as the finite, like water is pervasive, and it seems to be played on the spot. Okay, Hongshan, you simulate the master's movements. ”

Hongshan's face was flushed and he didn't have anything to say. She didn't have any foundation in martial arts, only that instinctive tooth and claw digging. I watched it in a hurry just now, and it was five sets of martial arts, and she was dazzled and didn't know what to do.

Only then did the Fighting Holy Buddha think of his own impatience, and wondered how many springs and autumns he had learned back then? Take your time, take your time, but I don't want to teach her, I still have to devote myself to studying the original martial arts. Why don't you bring her two of the top masters of martial arts?

The Holy Buddha of Fighting is sitting in meditation in the center of the ground circle, clasping his hands together and reciting mantras with his eyes closed. The spell resonates with cosmic radio waves, travels through a time tunnel, and directly leads to the dwelling place of the soul of the deceased. In just a moment's effort, two of them appeared in front of him out of thin air, bowed down with their palms together, and greeted him in unison: "Meet the Holy Buddha of Fighting!" What is the matter with summoning us? ”

The Fighting Holy Buddha said, "Get up. I invited the two of you here today to ask you to teach my apprentice Hongshan martial arts, I wonder if you two are willing? ”

The two stood up and saw the tattooed Hongshan, they all laughed in their hearts, it turned out that the first apprentice of the Fighting Holy Buddha was actually a daughter, and it was still so decorated, but fortunately, the appearance was strange and beautiful, with long hair and a shawl, like a beast training girl in the primeval forest.

"Everything obeys the orders of the Holy Buddha of Fighting!" The two are in unison.

"Hongshan, I will introduce you one by one for the teacher. This is Wu Song, a generation of drunken boxers. This is the king of kung fu, Bruce Lee, and the originator of Jeet Kune Do. Both of them are your masters, and you have to worship them one by one and learn from them carefully. ”

"Yes!"

Hongshan apprenticed one by one. What a blessing it was for her to rejoice in her heart! Unexpectedly, she was an ordinary little creature, and she actually became an immortal in an instant, and worshiped the famous Fighting Holy Buddha of the universe as her master, and worshiped the two world-famous martial arts masters as her teacher. You must practice hard and live up to your masters.

The two masters are still the same as they were when they were alive: Wu Song has one arm restored to two arms, and Bruce Lee is still alive and vigorous. Because of their great contribution to martial arts, after their deaths, they were all absorbed by heaven and earth as ghosts and gods, specializing in martial arts, and cultivating in the famous cave mansion.

Twenty-four hours a day, except for eight hours of sleep and one hour of convenience, there are fifteen hours left, and every five hours to learn a martial art. The black cat has become an immortal, but an eight-hour zazen rest is still necessary, and she must consolidate Neidan. An hour of free walking, ventilation, and thinking are also necessary, because immortals are not so rigid to live. Not eating or drinking water is already more worry-free than mortals.

Some basic martial arts skills, such as zama step, piling, sandbag making, etc., must be practiced hard, and practicing qigong to increase internal strength must also be slowly accumulated and practiced in long-term zazen. Learning martial arts is not a day's work, and you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry.

Hongshan often thinks of his master Wanjin and Bailian in his spare time for an hour, and now he is destined to become an immortal, but they are still mortal. Do they have lovers and end up married? Hongshan has just been turned into an immortal, and she has no Taoism, she can't pinch or count, she doesn't know what happened at Wanjin Bailian's wedding, she doesn't know that Wanjin has fled to the end of the world, and she doesn't know that Bailian is crazy. She wanted to go back and take a look, but the infinite abyss was unfathomable, and she didn't have the ability to go straight to the entrance of the cave. I thought that she had become an immortal, and she could fly like a bird with wings, like a soul that came and went without a trace, but as soon as she moved her mind to soar, she fell down when she didn't fly more than ten meters high, she wanted to ask the master of the Holy Buddha of Fighting, but she didn't dare, for fear that the master would suspect that she was not good at learning martial arts. When she was sitting in meditation alone, there were a few times when she was restless and couldn't calm down, and she thought about Wanjin Bailian and those friends! She cried, tears streaming down her cheeks. She thought that this immortal would actually shed tears and emotions. By the way, isn't the White Snake Lady in "The Legend of the White Snake" a tearful fairy? Isn't that green snake just a cute person who laughs and scolds? That's right, that white lotus is the white lady, my Hongshan is the little green snake that is inseparable, and my master Wanjin is the prince of Xu Xian who values love and righteousness.

It is true that Hongshan can't fly yet, firstly, because she has not long become an immortal, and secondly, this infinite and immeasurable abyss is heavy and gloomy, and there is no powerful pure yang pill to win it, and a little immortal qi in the boutique street will be suppressed and returned when it soars to a certain height.

The two masters took turns to teach, and the idle one discussed martial arts with the Fighting Holy Buddha. They knew that being summoned by the Fighting Holy Buddha was also a rare opportunity for a thousand years, and being able to learn martial arts from the Fighting Holy Buddha was their creation. The Fighting Holy Buddha is the Buddha with the highest martial arts in the universe! Moreover, this Tibetan scripture cave brings together all the martial arts in the universe, including human martial arts, demon and monster martial arts, immortal and Buddhist martial arts, etc., if you don't take the opportunity to learn, when will you wait? If you miss this village, you won't have this store! So the two of them read the martial arts classics and practiced at the same time. In the cave, there is often a master who teaches Hongshan to practice martial arts, and another master practices the movements in the book while reading the book, which is not lively.

The Fighting Holy Buddha has a thorough understanding of all the martial arts in the universe, and he spends every day alone in his cave for a while to meditate, and for a while to move and jump, pointing fingers. His original cosmic martial arts mastery is about to be born.