Chapter 476: Hundred Elders Demon Array (2)
After losing the first battle, the Mad Demon King and the Pseudo-Demon King were helpless, but they felt uncomfortable in their hearts and lost eleven of the lowest generals! Let the two of them be embarrassed! The village chief formation has lost the formation master and ten deputy formation masters, which can be described as a heavy loss! Thinking of the incomparably large team of the village's special chief array and the abundance of talents, I can only be comforted temporarily.
A black shadow passed through the space of the lama's mouth and landed in the ring; A group of dark shadows passed through and landed.
"I'm the chief of the bureau! The seven people in the back are the leaders of our subordinate formation, who are instigating the lowly grasshoppers, the snorts, the cockroaches, the locusts, the naked ducks, the coffin supervisors, and the degraded graves. Excuse me: Who will play against me? Holding the golden magic pen and golden magic seal, the Demon King challenged the seat of the volunteer soldiers.
"Wait! Let me take a picture of you and see if you're worth anything? You Heng deliberately belittled the demon kings.
"Joke! We are all heads of families with a net worth of more than 100 million, how can we be estimated by the standard of small money? The Demon King of the Delusional Shadow said uncontrollably.
"Not necessarily, right? Let's take a look! You Heng looked at the mirror of incriminating evidence, and said one by one: "Well, the king, you are really good!" It's incredible! ββYou embezzled eight national coal mines and turned 80 billion assets into personal assets through enterprise restructuring, vicarious debts, asset shrinkage, property rights transfer, etc.! What a local land bureau head! β
Your words shocked everyone! Looking at the demon king again, I had an expression of immobility. You Heng continued: "The head of the family is cooking mushrooms, the family has 3 billion cash, 350 sets of real estate, what a coal master, a big deal!" The head of the family, 2.9 billion yuan, 38 sets of real estate, 26 mistresses, the whole family immigrated abroad, Macau gambled and lost 100 million 300 million at a time, what a big boss who spent a lot of money! The head of the locust, two billion in cash, and a lot of real estate, hey, you just have three palaces and six courtyards, and you can't use so many houses, right? What's more, you're just the head of a drug administration! Look at these things in your home: 48 Rolex watches, 253 handbags, 1,246 sets of high-end brand-name clothing, more than 600 pieces of gold and silver jewelry, 159 necklaces, more than 300 sets of real estate, and more than 30 million yuan in bribes. The head of the coffin, a Rolls-Royce luxury car, 27 properties, worth 300 million, can you protect the safety of the party? Half of the head of the house is choked, an accountant of the Science Foundation actually embezzled 200 million, who underestimated you is a fool! You are the master of the Eight Bureaus, but you are really small and valuable, and you are shocked when you see it! After You Heng finished speaking, he smiled sarcastically, and scolded: "The face is not red, the heart is not beating, the more you are worth, the more arrogant you are, you have hollowed out one side of the water and soil, and you are ashamed to say that you have great skills!" Today, you big rats, I'm afraid you'll never be able to go back to the cave! β
The eight demon kings were so angry that they screamed, and the two demon kings of Wu Xuan and the coffin supervisor pointed at You Heng with their fingers, asking him to come out and compare, Wu Song took a step forward and walked up to the stage and said: "Why kill pigs with a cattle slaughtering knife!" Let me Wu Song play with you! β
When the eight demon kings heard that it was Wu Song, they were immediately frightened and changed their faces! Who doesn't know that Wu Song drunkenly beat Jingyanggang, cannibalistic tiger, drunkenly beat Jiang Men, and slashed Ximen Qing and made a big fuss in Feiyunpu?
Demon kings, you look at me, I see that you don't dare to take the initiative to step forward, and the formation master bargained: "Forget about the competition, how about we compete with the magic weapon?" β
"Whatever!" Wu Song didn't say a word.
As soon as all the demon kings stretched out their hands, they each took out a small pocket building and held it in their hands. Wu Song also recognized a few words, and looked at the names of their functional bureaus marked on the small building. Without waiting for Wu Song to read it, they boasted to themselves: "Rely on the mountain to eat the mountain!" Draught by water! The eight immortals cross the sea, each showing their magical powers! β
The Demon King of the Delusional Demon King first threw the Demon Tower at Wu Song, and the Demon Tower spit out documents like a printer, and the documents turned around Wu Song up and down, left and right, until he was dizzy. Wu Song simply closed his eyes and let his feelings judge the good and the bad. Suddenly, he felt that the sound of floating around was getting louder and louder, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that the other seven demon kings had also thrown out their own small buildings, and the eight pocket demon buildings moved up and down on his body like dice, and the documents almost snowflakes floated all over his body. Wu Song felt dizzy, sleepy, and confused.
"I have no choice but to sleep, just when I wait to start!" After the demon king finished speaking, he motioned to the demons to take back the pocket building, sat down cross-legged, and said with words in his mouth:
"Local petty officials, extraordinary power, looting and accumulating wealth, don't underestimate it. Rich connections, stable circles, wind and water, one call for help. Approve resources, allocate funds, embezzle and take bribes, and financial resources are rolling. Embezzlement of public funds, abuse of power, dereliction of duty, dominance of one side! β
But seeing that the eight magic towers suddenly opened with a bang, emitting a copper smell, rotten smell, and bloody smell, which actually woke Wu Song up again, Wu Song felt the stench was unpleasant, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover his nose.
"Wu Song, why don't you quickly take out your 'selfless palm'?" You Heng reminded.
Wu Song held his breath and took out his selfless palm and put it on his hand, and the palm attacked, hitting the magic tower, but the magic tower was not destroyed, but because of the blow, the stench suddenly turned into billowing smoke, which hit Wu Song's nostrils, Wu Song had to cover it with one hand again, and parry it with the other hand.
"Wu Song, hit the hearts of the Eight Demons with a selfless palm, their hearts are too dark, dirty, and greedy!" You Heng reminded again.
Wu Song understood, the demon kings played a trick with him to get out of the shell of the golden cicada, saying that it was a magic weapon to test, so that he focused all his attention on the eight little demon towers, and used his kung fu in vain! His selflessness was used in the wrong place, and naturally it was useless!
Holding his breath again, he quickly attacked with both hands, and there were eight sounds, and the selfless applause hit the heart of the eight demons, and the eight demons fell to the ground one after another.
The strange thing is that the eight pocket demon buildings are still spitting out smoke, and Wu Song looks at the demon kings again, and the ground is gone! How did they disappear? Suddenly, a "buzzing" sound rang in his ears, and it turned out to be eight huge mosquitoes about to bite him! It's hard to reach out, and it's useless to be selfless.
Chi Zhaoping couldn't stand it anymore, and threw out the Mangyuan torch on his seat, and the holy flame ignited the eight magic towers in turn, and the buildings were destroyed in an instant, leaving only eight mosquitoes.
Chi Zhaoping accepted the magic weapon and said, "It would be nice if there were mosquito trap tanks." β
But there is no one in everyone, and the handsome women all have magic weapons in their hands, but they feel that it is a bit overkill to deal with mosquitoes, or they are not used: you can't use the Qiankun circle to fight mosquitoes, right? You can't use the Pangu God Hammer to smash mosquitoes, right? Everyone sighed that although this mosquito is small, it is really difficult to deal with.
"Let me try." The woman took out the Bagua Immortal Furnace on her seat, recited the incantation silently, and wisps of fragrant light smoke slowly dispersed, and the eight mosquitoes smelled the fragrance, and did not fly to the Bagua Immortal Furnace, but flew away.
"Got rid of the mosquitoes, okay, it's so annoying!" Wu Song said with a smile.
The handsome women also smiled helplessly, and the women apologized embarrassedly: "This is mosquito repellent coils, and a good thing has become a bad thing!" I'm sorry, I'm sorry! β
Everyone heard it, how could Mrs. Xi blame the woman? The Pseudo-Demon King and the Mad Demon King were so happy that they couldn't keep their mouths together, feeling that the generals of his bureau specialty formation were so talented that they simply played the volunteers!
This is the end of the day.
Mrs. Xi led an army of 100,000 to land in Yuanshan and went to Bailian to report the game.
"Tomorrow, the demon kings of the special formation of the bureau will go to the ring, what should we do?" Mrs. Wash said.
"The magic weapon in everyone's hand is useful and cannot be forced. I think it's better to ask for help in the light and shine on the Holy Buddha! White Lotus replied.
Bai Lian saw the light shining on the Holy Buddha, but she didn't expect the Holy Buddha to say: "Mosquitoes are all over the sky, flies are covering the ground, there are too many snakes and wolves, and someone needs to come and capture the magic weapon!" β
"May I ask the Holy Buddha, who is the destined person?" Bai Lian asked.
"The lotus flower creates a delicate heart, and jealousy is as pure as hatred; Human nature is inherently good but selfish, only naΓ―ve and evil! "The light shines brightly, and the holy Buddha recites four lines of poetry, which is the answer.
Leaving the light to illuminate the Holy Buddha, Bai Lian recited the four lines of poetry to Mrs. Xi, who did not understand. Mrs. Xi read it to Xu Shu and Guo Jia again, but she couldn't figure it out.
Bai Lian went to ask Di Renjie for advice, and Di Renjie smiled and said, "You might as well call Zheng He too." β
Zheng He rose up from the cave chamber of "Returning Wealth to the People" a thousand meters below the Shengwu Cave, listened to the four lines of poetry recited by Bai Lian, and then looked at Di Renjie and said, "Isn't this just Nezha?" β
"Almost, but not Nezha!" Di Renjie said with a smile.
"Who, exactly? Since Elder Di knows, why did he ask me to come up?" Zheng He said.
"Did you just send her back and you forgot?" Di Renjie enlightened.
"Oh, I see! - Little Maomao! Zheng He suddenly realized: "It's her, it's her!" Don't you just say it to White Lotus? Cast a mist before somebody's eyes! β
"Then Zheng Lao will work hard again!" Bai Lian also suddenly realized.
Zheng He understood, and asked him to come up to ask him to invite Xiao Maomao again.
"Good, good! After a few days away, I already miss this little girl very much! "Zheng Lao is very happy in his heart, although the work of returning wealth to the people is also very busy, but it is even more obligatory to do his best to break the demon array!
The break had to be delayed. The puppet demon king did not wait for the volunteers to go to the battle, thinking that the volunteers were afraid, so he personally descended to Dinosaur Mountain to urge Mrs. Xi, Mrs. Xi frowned and thought about it, and replied: "Our army is dizzy by the magic weapon of your army, and we need to rest for a day or two before going." β
The Pseudo-Demon King gloated and said this to the Mad Demon King, and the Mad Demon King also smiled and said: "We have millions of soldiers in the Hundred Long Array, all of them have wind and wonderful brushes, and the beautiful ones are still to come!" They can't escape justice after all! β
Early the next morning, Zheng He took Xiao Maomao to the Shengwu Cave, and Bai Lian took her to see the Holy Buddha in the light. The Holy Buddha was really happy, so he asked Xiao Maomao to close his eyes and sit cross-legged on a lotus flower, and then the Holy Finger was a little Maomao, only to see Xiao Maomao covered in golden light. Bai Lian looked at the light again, but saw countless arms growing on Xiao Maomao's arms! Countless skulls are born at the skull!
White Lotus was shocked! Then look at the light shining on the holy Buddha, the big hand stretched out, and five treasures appeared.
"Xiao Maomao, these five magic weapons are for you, they are sweet mosquito trap cans, fly swatters from time to time, don't let go of sticky mouse boards, where to run snake traps, how can you tolerate wolf traps." The light shines on the Holy Buddha and said.
The five magic weapons are very small, strung together with a red thread that can be opened and closed by voice, like a bunch of keys, jingling and very pleasant.
The Holy Buddha taught Xiao Maomao the method of using magic weapons and the method of changing thousands of arms, and gave Xiao Maomao a red tassel gun to teach him marksmanship.
"Grandpa, haven't I become a little Nezha?" Xiao Maomao said happily: "It's just that there are no Hot Wheels, Chaotian Aya, and Qiankun Circle?" β
Bai Lian smiled.
"Isn't that bunch of treasures enough?" The Holy Buddha also smiled and said, "You don't need Hot Wheels anymore, as long as you have righteousness in your heart, you will have wind on the soles of your feet, and you will travel all over the world in a day!" β
The Holy Buddha instructed the White Lotus again: "White Lotus, after the One Hundred and Eight Demon Array is broken, the Demon Army will definitely take revenge even more ferociously, you must be careful!" β
Bai Lian arranged Xiao Maomao to live next to herself and Mrs. Xi, and she could choose freely when she was outside the expedition, and she could come and go freely.
On the third day, Bai Lian brought eight young generals to the magic array with the washers. However, Bai Lian and the young players did not sit in the ring, but sat in the audience seats under the ring to watch. Xiao Maomao sat among the heroines.
The beating began.
Sure enough, the Demon King of the Bureau's Specialty Array flew up to the stage with seven demons on his toes, and the Delusion Demon King glanced at Wu Song and asked, "Wu Song, are you still coming up today?" And that little lady, don't secretly put mosquito repellent coils again, if we fly away again, it won't make much sense! β
Mrs. Xi motioned for Xiao Maomao to come out.
"Huh? How is it a little hairy child? The Demon King laughed out loud, looked at Xiao Maomao carefully for a while, and said, "What a cute little girl! Just like this king and my little granddaughter! With a round face, sparkling eyes, sweet dimples, and white teeth, it's just so beautiful! Oh, look at this little head, so many little braids are braided! It's so cute and cute! β
The demon kings all gathered around and admired Xiao Maomao.
"Hey, girl, whose child are you?"
"What's your name?"
"What are you doing here? Play? β
The demon kings tease Xiao Maomao, reflecting the human side of their hearts.
"My name is Xiao Maomao, and Huaxia is my home. Come here today, let you and others climb down! Xiao Maomao said sharply.
The demon kings all laughed, panting with laughter, and they felt that it was ridiculous for this little child to talk big!
Mrs. Xi and the handsome ladies also laughed, feeling that Xiao Maomao was too competitive!
The white lotus below also smiled, and the soldiers of the Volunteer Army also laughed, thinking that this little girl was amazing!