Three-two-zero: Where's your festival?
Baidu search for new chewing articles to see the latest novel updates!! Feng Yunhuang and the Emperor Emperor planned to return to the imperial capital after putting out the lanterns, but just as they were about to enter the city, a group of black-clothed people suddenly appeared and surrounded the two of them, and one of the black-clothed men said: "Keep the man, kill the woman!" ”
As soon as the words fell, this group of black-clothed people pounced on Fengyunhuang together!
"Puff Puff ......!!!"
After a few muffled sounds, the group of black-clothed people all flew out upside down, and among the black-clothed people who flew upside down, only one was still lying on the ground and constantly rolling, and the rest were killed directly. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Go back and tell your master, if she doesn't want to live, wash her neck and wait! Get lost! The cold voice of the emperor sounded, which frightened the man in black and hurriedly crawled away.
"Yu, you're so cruel! I took so many lives with a single flick of my hand, and I was so scared that my liver trembled! Feng Yunhuang, who had fallen into words, patted his chest in a matter-of-fact manner.
"Huang'er, is the little liver really scared? Why don't I rub it for you! Seeing the cute appearance of the phoenix, the emperor put his arm around the small waist of the phoenix with one hand, and wanted to touch the chest of the phoenix with the other. (You're too, aren't you?) )
"Oh, people come and go, can you restrain a little? What about your temperament? Call your festival back! Seeing the emperor's palm coming towards his chest, Feng Yunhuang hurriedly blocked the emperor's hand.
"That's right, there are people coming and going here, so let's go back to the inn immediately, and then I'll help you rub it!" The words fell, and without waiting for Feng Yunhuang to say more, the emperor put his arms around Feng Yunhuang and performed a spell and returned to the inn.
In the room, Feng Yunhuang sat on the bed, and Emperor Jun Yu stood in front of her, leaning over slightly to Feng Yunhuang, a pair of charming sea blue eyes stared at Feng Yunhuang's chest and asked, "Huang'er, is it still painful to be careful?" Do I need some medication? ”
Hearing this, Feng Yunhuang rolled her eyes, kicked the emperor away, and pretended to be angry: "It's so unserious, get out of the way for the old lady!" ”
"Ouch! Huang'er, did you murder your husband? If it is broken, how will you solve your happy life in the future? "The emperor who was kicked away, covered a certain place.
Feng Yunhuang looked at the place where the emperor was covered, and suddenly the corners of her mouth twitched, and she secretly said in her heart: Do you dare to pretend to be a little bit more! Obviously, he just kicked his calf, and he didn't touch his third leg at all.
"If it's broken, it's broken, anyway, there are so many three-legged toads, and it's a lot of them when you grab them on the street!" Feng Yunhuang raised his eyebrows and said.
Hearing this, the emperor's handsome face darkened, he approached Feng Yunhuang, and pressed Feng Yunhuang down on the bed, and then he pressed on Feng Yunhuang's body, gritted his teeth and said in Feng Yunhuang's ear: "Huang'er, you'd better not make me angry, if you make me angry, hum!" I'll just ......"
"What about you?" Feng Yunhuang asked with round eyes.
"I'll just ...... I can't think of it for the time being, but I'll tell you when I think of it! After the words fell, Emperor Jun Yu directly kissed Feng Yunhuang's lips, and ate all the tofu on her before he was willing to get up.
"You bastard, Dengzi, see if I don't clean you up!" Feng Yunhuang yelled at Emperor Yu angrily, and then she got up from the bed and rushed towards Emperor Jun Yu, who was hiding far away.
"Come on, wait for the husband to be cleaned up by the lady!" Seeing Feng Yunhuang rushing over, Emperor Jun Yu spread out his arms and said lightly.
When she was about to rush in front of the emperor, she made a sharp brake, looked around, and then walked to the table and picked up a teacup, aimed at the emperor and smashed it.
Seeing such a move by Feng Yunhuang, Emperor Jun Yu hurriedly turned sideways to avoid the teacups flying over.
"Bang dang!"
The teacup smashed to the ground and shattered.
"Ouch! Huang'er, don't you do this, it hurts! The Emperor's tone was very strange.
The annoyed phoenix glared at the emperor several times, and then smashed out several teacups in a row.
"Bang ......"
"Huang'er, stop it! You're going to kill me like this! I...... I...... Ouch...... Slow down, slow down! The emperor dodged the attacking teacup, and at the same time verbally teased the phoenix, just when the emperor was talking more and more......
"Knock knock!"
"Inside, you ...... You guys...... Can you please stop making such a big noise? It's all heard outside! The voice of the shopkeeper came from outside the door.
Hearing this, Feng Yunhuang's face darkened, and he glared at the emperor gloomily, and then shouted at the door: "Get out!" Roll as far as you want! Don't get in the way! ”
However, what Feng Yunhuang didn't know was that after she shouted out this sentence, she even made the shopkeeper outside the door misinterpret her meaning, only to hear the shopkeeper say: "Okay, good, the small one will get out immediately, the small one will get out immediately, but you have to take it easy, be careful that the one will die of exhaustion, and the little one will flash!" Hehe......"
When the words fell, there was the sound of running away footsteps outside the door, which shows how fast the shopkeeper left! He must have been afraid that the people in the house would rush out and click him!
"Hahaha...... Huang'er, did you hear that? Take it easy! Hahaha...... "As soon as the shopkeeper left, the emperor immediately covered his stomach and laughed.
Seeing the appearance of the emperor and the emperor laughing and trembling, Feng Yunhuang was really angry, and a dodge came to the front of the emperor and the emperor, picked up the powder fist and attacked the emperor and the left and right on the body, and said while fighting: "Dead water, I will let you tease me, let you dare to mess around, kill you and kill you......"
"Huang'er, don't, please let me go! I can't stand it anymore! I can't stand it......" The emperor fled with his head in his hands, and at the same time did not forget to ridicule a few words in language.
…… Volume III...... Nine Heavens of Phoenix Rebellion......
"Bang...... Bang dang ......"
In the Imperial Palace, in a luxurious palace, Princess Leping was losing her temper, and everything that could be smashed in the house was taken out by her and smashed to a light, and these palace maids who served Princess Leping, everyone shrank in the corner in fear, trying to reduce their sense of existence as much as possible, for fear that Princess Leping's anger would spread to them!
In the middle of the living room, there was a man in black who had broken his head and stopped breathing, and he saw that his body was covered with all kinds of porcelain pieces, and some sharp porcelain pieces were stained with blood, and the red blood looked so shocking, so it can be seen that the man in black must have been smashed on his head with these porcelain, causing excessive bleeding and death.