Chapter 144: Sleep With Me?
Outside the sky, the sky is low, as if it is within reach. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info【】
Far and near, the clouds and mist are ethereal and looming, and nowhere can be seen clearly.
Two white-clothed people flew over, sending out a beautiful light.
"Master, is this the Outer Heavens?" Jade looked left and right, flashing big eyes full of curiosity.
Xuan Wuchen nodded lightly, looked at the dark sky in front of him, and said, "Xiao Shi'er, there is nothing and darkness in the cave, and your mana is very small. Go inside for the teacher, find the right direction, and then I'll take you there. ”
Jade nodded obediently and obediently.
Master's Codex once recorded that the Cave is a huge black hole in the outer heavens, dark as night, with occasional stars leading the way and dividing one side. The directions and stars inside are constantly changing every day, and few people know the rules. And Ling Tiancao was in the Netherworld of the Underworld.
"Master, you must be careful."
Xuan Wuchen touched her little head, floated up, and instantly flew into the dark and unknown sky.
Jade waited outside, looking at the empty sky, looking at the misty four directions, yawning out of boredom.
Waiting, waiting, she seemed to notice a slight change in the dark sky, she thought it was the master coming back, and hurriedly cheered up, blinking her eyes and waiting.
Suddenly, the dark sky distorted, reflecting a faint figure.
A young man in a blue robe was sleeping on a large broom with Erlang's legs crossed, his eyes closed, and he was sleeping soundly.
That's not
Jade toe lightly, flew at the mouth of the black hole, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Good girl! Good boy! Little girl! ”
The man seemed to hear it, frowned and covered his ears, turned around, and continued to sleep.
Jade pouted and snorted, "It's a little sample!" Can you sleep like this?! Looks like I'm going to have to add a handful of ingredients! ”
After clearing her throat and taking a few deep breaths, she pulled up the maximum volume and sang desperately: "Look at the other side, look here, look at the scenery here is so beautiful!" Don't pretend to ignore it! I look up and down, left and right, it turns out that you are obedient! Oh, what a good one! Obediently obedient ......"
The obedient couldn't stand it anymore, so he bounced up and shouted: "Shut up! No more ghosting! ”
Jade cheered and sang, twisting her cute little head briskly, as if she hadn't heard anything.
"Obedient Obedient ......"
The Dead finally broke out, the big broom was pinched in the palm of his hand, and the anger flew out.
"Death! Don't sing it anymore! After that, the big broom in his hand swept over, glared and roared: "I see that you are really choosing death!" No more ghosts! ”
Jade smiled and jumped away, "Yo! I can't imagine that I haven't seen you for a long time, and your eyes and ears will be bad. I'm human, and I'm singing. It looks like the ghost is calling a ghost! ”
The dead obediently became angry, trembling and raising his hand,
"You...... You...... You ......"
When Yushi saw that he didn't come out for a long time, he smiled even more on his face, and hummed: "What, it's illegal to sing here?" ”
The obedient man was even more angry, put his hand down, flicked his sleeves, and said arrogantly: "I don't break the law, but I have committed this son!" ”
Who doesn't know that you can't say a "good" word in front of the underworld, even if it's a homophonic word! But this little guy not only dared to make him wake up, but also dared to sing his name!
If it were anyone else, she would have gone to the eighteenth layer of hell to report a long time ago, where would she be allowed to talk crookedly here!
Jade learned to be a junior, let out a long "oh", and suddenly realized: "It turned out that I had offended you......"
He snorted coldly, and was about to say, "It's good if you know", but unexpectedly
Yushi's eyes widened and he raised his eyebrows: "I just mean it!" ”
When he heard this, he was so angry that he threw the big broom in his hand again.
Jade smiled and jumped away, and said, "Good girl, our young man is not well-behaved!" ”
A big broom immediately struck her head
But the man clasped his hands to his chest and muttered, "If your father knows, it is estimated that you will have to sweep the streets for another year." As soon as she finished speaking, the broom stopped a centimeter close to her face.
"Poof!" With a thud on the ground, the broom fell.
He snorted obediently, gritted his teeth and picked up the broom.
This guy is deliberately angry with himself, to get revenge for him dumping her to play with flying balls that day, he can't be angry, otherwise he will let her succeed!
After a pause, he suddenly changed into a hippie smiling face, stepped forward and asked, "Why did you come here?" What a coincidence! I want to ask you ......."
Jade hurriedly stopped and said, "I have something important to do, I don't have time!" ”
This obedient is a big trouble, and it can never be a small obedient. If it weren't for asking him for directions, she wouldn't have woken him up by singing such a nice song.
Ming obediently glared at her coldly, and said, "I haven't said it yet, why are you so anxious to shirk it!" ”
Jade smiled, pointed to the cave behind him, and asked, "Let's not talk about something irrelevant first." Immortal boy, what are you doing in the cave? ”
Ying obediently looked at her gorgeous flattering smile, and heard her call herself a young man, and her mood improved a little, and said, "Don't tell me, you didn't see it just now?" ”
Jade blinked a few times with big eyes and asked, "Sleep?" ”
He turned his head obediently and muttered, "Otherwise? ”
But the fox raised his eyebrows suspiciously: "Where is your family?" Don't you live in the netherworld? You're not going to be swept away by your father, are you? ”
When he heard this, Jun's face was cold, and he replied with a pout: "My father asked me to sweep the floor, and I was so tired that I came here to rest." ”
After hearing this, Jade nodded. It turned out that this girl was not swept out of the house, but refused to sweep the floor! However, he dared to sleep in it, proving that he was familiar with it......
Obediently staring at someone's big rolling eyes, he was vaguely afraid of being calculated, and threatened: "Don't tell anyone else!" Or I'll let you make a flyball! ”
Jade nodded hurriedly and said with a smile: "Don't worry!" The relationship between the two of us, who is with whom! Don't you just sleep? What is there to say. ”
I thought she would catch this and make a fuss with herself, but she looked flattering, and her heart was even more hairy.
Sure enough, someone smiled and flattered and said, "Boy Hades, you should be familiar with this cave, right?" ”
He glanced at her vigilantly, and finally fell into the cute and pure smile, and nodded slowly.
Seeing him nodding, Jade was overjoyed!
"Hee-hee...... In that case, can you show me the way, I'd like to go inside. ”
He raised his eyebrows in surprise and asked, "What are you going to do in there?" This is a cave, not a place where children can come and go as they please. Go, go, go! Let's play! ”
When Jade heard this, he was furious, desperately holding back the anger and gritting his teeth for a moment. I comforted myself in my heart: he was a ghost of thousands of years, and compared to him, she was naturally a child who couldn't be younger.
Thinking of this, she was instantly in a good mood, and replied with a smile: "I'm not going in to play." ”
He glared obediently, his face was not red or panting, and he said, "Then what are you going to go in and sleep with me?" ”
...