Chapter 312: After three days and nights of drunkenness, Master was tormented
In the haze of jade, I only remember that my body is warm, and it is very comfortable. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info didn't know how long she had been asleep, she slowly opened her eyes - the familiar Xuanguang enchantment, the familiar somersault cloud.
She rubbed her eyes, stretched, and a splash of white slid down, and she instinctively looked over thereβoops! The dress slipped off, and a fragrant shoulder was exposed, as white as jade.
She hurriedly stretched out her hand to pull it up, and saw that her belt was loose and the dress on her body was messy, so she hurriedly sorted it out.
Hey...... How could she fall asleep disheveled?
She scratched the back of her head, trying to remember what had happened before she went to bed, her mind blank and unable to remember anything. The only impression is that she forced her to go shopping**.
Nima! Didn't she transform into a handsome guy and a beauty? Why did you fall into disheveled clothes?! Good boy!
What happened in between? She couldn't remember it at all.
While picking up, I looked around. Wrapped in a snow-white quilt, she immediately recognized that it was Master's close-fitting quilt, and the top was full of a familiar atmosphere as clear as snow.
She happily picked it up and took a few deep inhales before stacking it aside.
"That's not right! Could it be that last night, Master, he ......"
Someone blinked desperately, making up for himself: Returning late at night, the master waited anxiously, fell asleep with his own hands around her, and covered the quilt with his own hands. Seeing her sleeping, the master couldn't help himself, and finally he was not calm, and put his hands up and down......
Hee-hee...... Definitely! Otherwise, how could she be disheveled!
But the man's cheeks were red, and he laughed and laughed, until finally he couldn't help jumping around with his hands and feet, and jumped up with excitement!
"Tsk...... The only regret is that I slept too hard! It's rare for the master to take the initiative, but he sleeps like a pig! What a pity and hate! β
"Next time, we must reform and make amends...... Hehe, why don't you go to Master now and make up for him......"
Someone smirked, chuckled, straightened his robe and walked out of the barrier.
Autumn is crisp, blue sky and white clouds, and the air in the mountains is exceptionally fresh.
Not far away, Ming obediently sat on a huge rock, quietly pulling the erhu, his eyes were complaining, and he was talking while pulling, and the resentment was long, and he sighed.
"I think back then, you and I were deeply in love, dependent on each other, you and I were nong. But now, Lao Yan flies separately, the south of the world is separated from the north, and the ends of the world are separated. Your safety, my fears. Your pain, my helplessness......"
The melody is faintly elongated, slowly grieving, and then fast again, and the words are fast.
"I wish you to eat poisonous wildflowers, you don't listen, you'd rather be stung by poisonous bees! Eat poisonous flowers, you won't die! Stung by a poisonous bee, you almost died! β
"If you can't die, forget it, you're still going crazy everywhere! I almost provoked someone else's Xuan Shangxian! You don't die, but why do you always love to die! β
"It's not easy for this king to raise you and love you, I have come all the way to take off my clothes to show you, can I still be easy? But you have no conscience, as soon as you wake up, you just need the little golden dragon! This king has come to see you kindly, but he can only see you******...... Conscience of heaven and earth, this is how you treat this king! β
In the end, he didn't say anything, and the erhu didn't pull anymore, so he stood up and said indignantly: "Since you are ruthless, then don't blame this king for being ruthless......"
After that, he doubled his sleeves, "Bang!" Two crisp sounds.
He glared angrily, flicked his sleeve again, and flew away. Only the big black bull was left half-lying under the rock, and its two huge buttocks were red.
"Moo...... Moo......"
The big black bull yelled twice in anger, turned his head angrily, and continued to face his ass in that direction.
Kawaii flew over, and when he saw that the big black bull was angry, he hurriedly flew over and comforted him.
Jade blinked his eyes, looking at the cold and angry cyan back, and saw that the big black bull was at least comforted by a dragon, but the ghost king had nothing, and his single shadow was very pitiful.
"Ghost honey ......" Jade wanted to call him over, but thinking that he was in a bad mood, he stopped shouting and flew over slowly.
As she flew closer, she heard the cyan figure hum and mutter, "...... You don't want this king, and this king still wants it...... The more you do this, the happier this king will be! The hot potato can be thrown away again...... Ha ha...... Hades' Mansion has peaceful days again...... Hee-hee......"
"Fortunately, there is a Xuanshi, otherwise this king would not be able to get rid of it......"
Suddenly noticed a strange aura behind him - he turned around obediently, stunned, stunned, and finally flattered and laughed: "Girlfriend, are you awake?" Feeling better? β
Jade Shi also smiled, his eyes narrowed into a slit, and said, "I'm fine!" I'm so good! With a good ghost like you, who always loves to calculate me, and always loves to trap me in unrighteousness, can I be bad? β
His face stiffened, he coughed lightly in embarrassment, and said seriously: "Seeing that you are in good spirits, you must be in good health." Oh yes! Xuan Shang Immortal and Infinite Immortal have gone to ask for rain, and they should be back soon. β
Jade nodded, frowned and asked, "What's wrong with my body?" That's right! Didn't we go to the capital of Shu together last night to pick up beauties? Why am I asleep? How did I get back? β
The corners of his mouth twitched, and he didn't know how to answer, so he hesitated for a long time, and only said: "Things from the past...... Since you forgot it, let it go with the wind! β
Sensationally raised his sleeves, his eyes slipped left and right, and he quickly escaped!
"Girlfriend, this king still has something, let's talk about it later! Bye! Before the words were finished, the ghost had long since disappeared.
Jade Shi slapped his mouth twice, frowned, and looked up to see Xuanguang slipping, and the snow-white figure was floating like a fairy, and the handsome man came to her in an instant.
"Master!"
But the man pounced on him and hugged his neck tightly.
The corners of Xuan Wuchen's mouth twitched slightly, he reached out to hug her, and asked, "Wake up, are there any other uncomfortable places?" She sighed to herself, but she remembered herself.
Again, "Dare to ask who Brother Tai is?" He didn't know if he could hold on any longer.
He hid and hid, and he didn't dare to come out at all. But he couldn't hide, for fear that she would have an accident, for fear that she would be uncomfortable, so he always stayed by her side and took care of her.
It's just that the ears and the heart are really a little hard. Not only did I hear a lot of strange 21st century words, but I was also threatened from time to time, stared at by her, and even ...... Physically and mentally tormented!
The lovely man in his arms looked up and replied with a smile: "Master, I'm fine!" What could it be? I slept until dawn and was in good spirits! β
Xuan Wuchen frowned slightly, and explained with a wry smile: "Although you have been making trouble for a day, you have slept for two days and two nights, and your spirit is naturally good." β
"Huh?! Three days and three nights?! What's wrong with me? Jade was so surprised that she couldn't help but ask.
Xuan Wuchen was also puzzled: "Have you forgotten that you drank Yuqiong liquid and got drunk?" β
Jade frowned and muttered, "Is there such a thing?" β
The master and apprentice were puzzled, and the dead obediently flew over, and said in a deep voice: "Xuanshi, this king knows what the reason is. β