Chapter 5 I want to have a monkey with you
As an old Jianghu who deals with the underworld all day long, making up stories is instinct for Tang Dou. After listening to Niu Man's question www.biquge.info he didn't answer immediately, but just sighed deeply. There was a sad look on his face.
Niu Man and the others were all straight, and when they saw Tang Dou like this, they almost forgot the question just now, and said with a concerned face: "Xiao Dou, what's wrong?" Say whatever is hard to say. We will definitely do our best to help you! ”
Niu Xiong and the others also patted their chests and assured, saying that no matter what difficulties Tang Dou had, they would do their best to help him.
Tang Dou silently apologized in his heart, he felt a little guilty about deceiving these pure white Geng to the cute Minotaur, but he would not be stupid enough to directly tell others that he was a traverser. So he looked at it and asked Niu Mandao: "Brother Man must be very strange, why did a guy like me, who is not a soul cultivator, suddenly appear on the bank of the Lancang River, right?" ”
The highest level of deception is not to tell a lie to the other party. Instead, under their own guidance, let the other party's brain make up the lies they need. Only what the brain makes up is the easiest to believe.
Niu Man and the others were originally puzzled about this matter, but now they just didn't think about it, if Tang Dou didn't say it, after a long time, it was inevitable that these upright minotaurs would remember. But now that Tang Dou has brought it up himself, it made all the minotaurs immediately have the idea that "there must be a reason for him to appear there".
"It's just weird. Although humans and our demon race have been communicating with each other for almost a thousand years. However, the Barbarian Yuan Continent of our demon race and the Nine Roaring Continent of the human race are separated by a thousand waves of seas. The sea of thousands of waves, three days after the full moon of each month, will be calm and calm, and you can sail. Usually, there are big waves, and it is impossible for soul cultivators below the gold level to survive it. So for a long time, there have been no ordinary people coming and going between the two continents, except for caravans and adventurers! Niu Man was really caught up in Tang Dou's words, and said some of the background information that Tang Dou wanted to know the most.
While listening to Niu Man's words, Tang Dou deduced the lies he was about to tell like lightning in his heart, although he didn't get much background information, but it was enough for him to start the next lie.
"Actually...... That is true! Tang Dou sighed again, and said with an unbearable look back on the past: "I...... Amnesia! ”
Obviously, there are no bloody TV series in this world, and there are no website novels. Therefore, the Dafa of "amnesia" will not be complained about at all. As soon as Niu Man and the others heard Tang Dou say that they had amnesia, they immediately believed it.
"Amnesia? I heard that there is a witch doctor in Benyuan City who treats amnesia, let's take Xiaodou to have a look? "The minotaur who speaks is called Niu Yan, and his strength is second only to Niu Man and Niu Xiong. One of the horns of the bull on his head was broken. Tang Dou remembered that when he was fighting, this guy was completely like a killing god, and he was very smart and ruthless, he was not like other minotaurs looking for opponents with equal strength, but specifically looking for those with lower strength than himself, so he was the one who killed the most enemies among the minotaurs.
Such a black-bellied minotaur looked at Tang Dou with a simple and worried face at this time.
"That old black-hearted ghost in Benyuan City? He can squeeze all the oil out of our bones. And I used to hear old people say it. Humans can't stand the treatment of witch doctors, you send Xiao Dou there, that's to send him to death! Another minotaur named Niu Lei almost shook his head off.
"Well, I've heard my father say before that unless you're a human soul cultivator, ordinary humans can't stand witch doctors. Besides, the old black-hearted ghost in Benyuan City, he hasn't cured many people! Niu Man also objected. And enough "evidence" was also presented.
His father was the previous chief of the Niujin tribe and had absolute authority. So when Niu Man said this, everyone shut up.
"Brothers, don't worry too much about me. This amnesia problem can't be forced. Maybe I'll suddenly regain my memory! Tang Dou pretended not to care, and snorted: "Let's talk about my ability to change around." I'm not afraid of my brothers' jokes, but after my amnesia, it took me a long time to remember my name. But there are other things that have been forgotten. Now I don't even know what soul cultivation is! If I hadn't been as strong and mighty as my brothers, I might have thought I was a minotaur! ”
The demon people are all direct, and the minotaur is the first race among them with a straightforward temperament. For the Minotaur, praising people is just praising them directly. No need to go around in circles. So Tang Dou laughed at himself, which made Niu Man and the others laugh.
Tang Dou and the others laughed, and said, "My ability, that is, I can use it when it is dangerous." It's not much combat power, but it's still okay to deceive people. But he is not lying. Tang Dou's seventy-two ordinary abilities are actually the abilities given by the treasure ancient mirror.
Before the crossing, Tang Dou researched out that the treasure ancient mirror could copy what he had seen and understood. After copying the money, he had a whim: what else could he have seen and know best, but himself?
So he wanted to see if he could replicate himself. As a result, he succeeded, and he succeeded in replicating himself, although it only existed for about five minutes, but it was completely indistinguishable from a real person.
As a guy with a big brain, after copying his own success, he immediately thought about whether he could transform into someone else's appearance, so he did some research. After several failures, he succeeded again.
So Tang Dou proudly named these two abilities "Seventy-two Changes" and "Shadow Clone".
When dealing with the man in black, he used these two abilities. First, he used a shadow clone to copy himself, and after the successful sneak attack on the black-clothed leader, he led away the other black-clothed people, and then he had already sneaked to the real body behind the black-clothed leader but killed him. and then used the "Seventy-two Changes" to turn himself into a big-headed man, create chaos, and successfully rescued Niu Man and others.
After Tang Dou told the process of saving people, Niu Man and others also sighed.
"I think Xiao Dou, you must have been a soul cultivator before. However, it may be that he lost part of his strength after amnesia, so he only has the ability to change. But if you use this skill well, it is also an amazing ability! After listening to Tang Dou's words, Niu Man concluded after thinking for a while.
"Makes sense, makes sense!" The minotaurs nodded.
Tang Dou also pretended to nod his head, looking in agreement.
In this way, everyone walked while talking, and by noon, the village of the Niujin tribe was already visible.
When he arrived at the village, Niu Man hesitated. He took the strongest nineteen people in the village to attack the Giant Head Tribe, but the sneak attack was unsuccessful, not to mention, so many people died, and only five of them came back. Those dead people can't even find their corpses. He really didn't have the face to face the women and children in the village who were waiting for good news, especially the families of those who died in battle.
Niu Xiong and the four of them were also thinking the same way, and several tall men looked at the village from afar, but they twisted like a little daughter-in-law.
"Brothers, there are always things to face. Instead of twisting here, it is better to go back early and let the clansmen prepare early. The giant head tribe has taken advantage of us this time, and will definitely not let us go. In case they follow and the clansmen in the village are not prepared, it will be annoying! Tang Dou knew what was the most effective way to persuade people.
This sentence immediately made Niu Man and the others feel agitated and sobered up from their guilt.
"It's good that Xiaodou reminded me, otherwise I would miss a big thing! Hurry up, let's go back and inform the clansmen, we must prepare early, those bastards of the Giant Head Tribe will definitely not let go of this opportunity! The cow man screamed loudly. Niu Xiong and the other four were also anxious, and they didn't twist any longer, and rushed towards the village.
The bull-headed people were in a hurry and forgot about Tang Dou. Seeing Niu Man's five desperate dust, Tang Dou was directly dumbfounded. Where did he outrun these five perverts?
"I'll go, I don't bring this. Can you still have a good time? Tang Dou rolled his eyes helplessly, and his legs and stomachs were still spinning.
A cloud of smoke rushed back from not far away.
It's Niu Xiong.
"Brother Xiong, why are you again?" Tang Dou's face turned white.
"Of course it's me! Hurry up, there's no time! Niu Xiong rushed over, without saying a word, he didn't stop at all, he sandwiched Tang Dou in his armpit, and ran away again. This set of movements is as skilful as the cowboys in Westerns who rush past the horses to catch the lambs.
Poor Tang Dou once again felt the smell of Niu Xiong at close range, and the fatigue of the night, the hardships of the road, all broke out at this moment, so he fainted gorgeously again.
I don't know how long it took, Tang Dou was in a daze, felt a little itchy in his nose, scratched it, heard a silver bell-like laughter, and opened his eyes suddenly.
"Yikes! Wake up, wake up! Brother Man is awake! A milky voice, full of joy, rang out.
Tang Dou's gaze finally focused on the little man in front of him.
"Wow, the best Lori!" Tang Dou exclaimed in his heart.
What caught his eye was a pink little Lori, who looked like she was about ten years old, wearing clothes made of animal skins, although the style was simple, but the sewing was fine, and the handiwork was fine, and it could be seen that the clothes used great thought.
Little Lori showed two little arms like white lotus, a pair of buns tied up with a red cloth on her head, and her big eyes reflected the dark gold in the sunlight outside the door. Behind the little Lori, there is a mischievous golden tail, swinging around restlessly.
This little Lori looks no different from a human except for a pair of dark golden eyes and a mischievous golden tail. Seeing Tang Dou looking at her, Xiao Lori was not afraid at all, but bit her little finger and said in a milky voice.
"Brother human, I'm going to have monkeys with you!"
Burst!
Tang Dou spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
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