Chapter 23, Can You Eat the Food in the Cafeteria?
CHAPTER XXIII
"I've said the third chapter of the covenant!!" Dumbfounded, he said with some unease towards Shihuina.
"Got it, got it! You can't bring weapons, you can't assassinate, you can't borrow a knife to kill! That's it! You can shut up! "Shie Na has been reminded of the three chapters of the covenant since she came out in the morning, and finally she finally broke out when she couldn't bear it!!
Here, Isuke looked at the stupid head and was yelled at and immediately protected in front of the stupid head: "You are not allowed to bully my stupid head!" β
"What's your stupidity, people don't like you yet!! And where did I bully him!! Are you infected by him and your IQ has become low!! "Shie Na feels more and more that Isuke's IQ is getting lower and lower.,And I don't know when I'm going to complain more and more.γ
"Okay, what do you want to think!! I'm almost at the restaurant!! "Kako can't get used to these guys
"Got it, got it, why are you still blushing now?? Do you still think about yesterday? At this moment, Shie Ei brought up the incident again, and Kako's face turned even redder: "You shut up for me!! Believe it or not, I'm going to kill you now!! β
"Okay, okay, I'm not kidding you, hurry up and go to the cafeteria."
"Be careful in this mission, these two people should also be very strong." Golden Blade still remembers the last battle, those two people were too strong, and from that time on, she didn't dare to underestimate the people of the black group.
"Judging by some of the details, the men were unarmed except for Kako, and a woman with a telescope was observing and reporting to everyone.
"Okay, you'll hide in the shadows and snipe at the target, and if the target isn't dead, we'll be replaced."
"No, kill with one blow with my strength." It seems that the sniper is confident in his own strength and is sure that he will kill with one shot.
"I'm relieved to see you're so confident, but don't let someone slap you in the face, it won't look good, Sniper." At this moment, a gloomy killer taunts the sniper while playing with the snake in his hand.
"If I don't hit, wouldn't there still be your snake? How don't you worry about your snake, I know he can't poison people. The sniper who was ridiculed immediately turned on the counter-taunt, which made the gloomy killer's face even more ugly, and the killer said gloomily: "Won't you just try to kill or not?" β
"Okay, you guys be quiet for me, you see how quiet those two twins are!! How did I meet you guys! "Golden Blade feels very unlucky at the moment, the killer assigned to him, the two twins basically don't speak, the sniper seems to be a rotten girl, the gloomy face of the snake day by day doesn't know what he's thinking, the first time he cooperated in a group mission, Golden Blade began to can't stand it, what kind of strange are these A-class killers!!
"Okay, let's not talk about it, you first plan when to attack." When it comes to acting, Golden Blade doesn't feel like it's too convened, because she wants to wait for others to relax before giving others a fatal blow, and maybe she wants to see the moment when others don't know how to die.
"Don't rush to attack, wait for them to come back and give them a fatal blow."
"Okay, it's time to get to the cafeteria, wait for me to smell a faint smell, are you farting again." Shie's nose smelled a special foul smell as soon as she ate in the cafeteria, but she didn't know where it came from.
"No! Wait, I'm familiar with this taste, it's actually Liuwei Dihuang Pill!! β
βwhatοΌοΌ What is Liuwei Rehmannia Pills? Puzzled, Shie asked curiously.
"The so-called six flavors are foot odor, armpit odor, stinky fart smell, oil smoke smell, sweat smell, plus a unique musty smell, but only one person will have the taste, Goujiao canteen chef Li Gou leftover!! Everyone was embarrassed.
"What a turtle name, is your name so unfunny?"
"No, it's just that his father is illiterate that's why he started like this, and his nephew is still called Li Goudan." Three-person -_-||.
In the kitchen, this so-called Li Goudan hurriedly ran to see his uncle Li Gouyu, "Uncle, I seem to have seen that idiot in Gougou's middle school!" β
"What?How could that idiot student be in Japan, are you thinking too much, and this is a senior school, how could he come!!" Just when Li Gouyu was full of confidence, a dumb voice came out: "I'll just say, only that Li Gouyu will emit this kind of smell, okay, okay, find a good place to sit and let me order." β
"Ahhh!!hhh Why did this guy come to life!! Li Gouyu didn't expect that he would come here, and his coming here means that his hard days are coming again.
"This master who can find fault is here, what should I do uncle??"
"The soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, and we will see how they order food."
"This chef is so dirty, I feel so sick right now." Shie Na doesn't feel very comfortable sitting here.
Xiangzi: "Bear with me, whoever asked you to come, stay stunned and order." β
Dumbfounded: "Ou, then I'll order a few more special, a stir-fried fish with radish, plus a peerless Shuangjiao and a chicken feet." β
"Why do you order this? Are these the best to eat? Isuke asked curiously.
"No, it's because these are Li Gou's masterpieces left in our school, and this guy makes the most bizarre three-course dishes." The expressions of the dumb heads became very dark, and the three of them seemed to have a particularly bad premonition.
"Why did he order these three dishes? Uncle, these dishes are something he never ordered! β
"Are you stupid? Didn't this idiot just want me to make a fool of myself, huh, when I still use that garbage to cook? This time, I have the money to change the ingredients, so I'll show you my cooking skills. However, the truth is not what Li Gouyu imagined.
"Excuse me, what are the ingredients for these three dishes you make? Is this stir-fried fish with turnips? At that moment, Shi Hui saw that the dishes on the table were completely miserable, first of all, he said that the radish fried fish, so it was the fish fried radish, and a plate of shredded radish was sprinkled with a little small fish.
"That's because the fish accidentally ......"
"It's shrunk, you've already fooled me with this sentence!" Dull began to answer for Li Gouyu.
"Your peerless pride was actually replaced with chicken fried childless chili peppers this time, and your chicken seems to be." Listening to the dumb explanation, Li Gou's muscles were bare at this moment, and he couldn't help but burrow his fists, his eyes were glaring at him, and he thought in his heart: "If you dare to talk more, I will strangle you!! β
"Isn't the chicken feet very good, you see how good the color is!" At this moment, the three of them only have the highlight in this plate of chicken feet.
"You're right, this student, my chicken feet are made of the best chicken feet and the best sauce," Li Gouyu began to gush about his chicken feet, but then he interrupted Li Gouyu: "It's useless for you to say that, they can't understand Chinese." β
"Shut up!! Believe it or not, I made you into a dish!!! At this time, Li Gouyu has completely entered a state of rage, and he is completely angry, this kid came to find fault on his first day of opening, who do you say is not angry.
At this time, Isuke flashed in front of Li Gouyu, and punched Li Gouyu's stomach, Li Gouyu was beaten to the ground before he knew what was wrong, and he rolled three times and fell to the ground and couldn't get up.
"What are you doing here, why are you knocking people out!" At this moment, Kako began to question.
"Who told him to want to beat up the dumb head, I just did it to protect the dumbhead." Isuke's defense at the moment made Kako express helplessness.
"Speaking of stupidity, why do I suddenly feel that you are so underwhelmed." At this moment, Shihui's performance of looking stupid is becoming more and more underbeaten.
At the moment, he put on a narcissistic expression: "It may be that I am too handsome!" That's why you feel the urge to beat me up. β
"No, my current idea is to kill you directly!!" Shihui's words made Xiangzi agree, and the sound of a bowl breaking came here, and I saw Li Goudan looking at everyone tremblingly at the moment, for fear that this group of people would transfer the target to themselves.
"That chef, put your head chef here first, this guy can't get up temporarily, we put the money on the table, and we're leaving." At this moment, everyone can't eat this meal, and they plan to leave.
At this moment, he stopped Li Goudan: "What, you bring four portions of the fritters and buns you made." β
"Didn't you say everything here doesn't taste good? Why do you still buy it. Shihui asked suspiciously.
"It's not very tasty, but the only use is ...... Hurry up, chef. Halfway through his words, he went to urge Li Goudan.
"You made it clear, don't say half of it, believe it or not, I made an exception to kill you!!" At this moment, Shie Na is completely in a state of rage, and Kako and Isuke quickly stop Shi Na to prevent her from doing something out of the ordinary.
"They're all out, the action begins, the snipers are ready to snipe, snake girl, you put a few snakes to scare the people passing by here." At this moment, the golden blade began to command the people to prepare for action, and the sniper began to set up his sniper rifle and aim at the target.
"Hey sniper, let's see if your target is blocked so you can't be killed with one shot, what should you do!" The snake girl took away the mocking tone and spoke to the sniper, but this time the sniper was not annoyed, but said very calmly: "For a sniper, it is very important to observe the target quietly, so as long as I have a chance, I can kill with one blow and drive away your snake with peace of mind." Since she didn't see the sniper angry, the snake girl had to go to drive away her snake with peace of mind, and the four people here were also close to the sniper's assassination range, and at this moment the sniper was looking for the best angle to kill the target.
"I said, can you tell why you bought the fritters in the cafeteria?" At this moment, Shiena still remembered the question just now, but the dumb head didn't notice that Shiena was talking to herself, but continued to be in a daze.
The unbearable slap of Shie on the head of the dumb head, immediately caused the head of the dumb head to fall forward, and the sniper on the side at the moment seized this opportunity, aimed at Xiangzi's head, and fired a bullet and rushed towards Xiangzi's head, at this moment Xiangzi didn't notice that her life was dying, but she was just stopping Shie.
However, at this moment, because the dumb head fell forward, his hands were raised like this, but at this moment, the food that the dumb head was carrying was just on the trajectory of the bullet, and at this moment a crisp sound sounded.
At this moment, the four of them were instantly quiet, and the three killers understood that someone had shot, so they immediately took their heads and found a place to hide.
"Did you notice that? That bullet definitely hit the fritter and didn't move, what's going on?? Something completely impossible. "At this moment, the sniper is completely in a state of surprise, how can it be that the bullet will kill Kako even if it passes through that fritter, but that bullet hit it directly on it and didn't fall, what kind of high-tech weapon is this, it shouldn't be said to be a dark dish, it's terrible!!
"It's not your problem sniper, it's completely out of the scientific interface!!" At this moment, the golden blade holding the telescope also saw it, and she herself didn't believe that it was actually a fritter that caused the failure.
"What's going on? What the hell is wrong with you two? Did the target assassinate? As soon as the snake girl came back from releasing the snake, she saw two surprised faces, and at this moment the golden blade said slowly: "Don't assassinate today, everyone will go back to their own homes to find their own mothers." β
"What?_?Why did you call it a day? Is the assassination over!! What the hell are you talking about!! β
"Can you explain why you bought those things?" Looking at the fritter in her hand with a bullet embedded in it, Kako knew perfectly well that it was this fritter that saved her life.
"Do you believe me when I say it's for self-defense?"
"It can be seen that the pasta made in that canteen is completely inedible, and these fritters of yours are like this, how hard your bun is." Dumbfounded, he said silently: "Even if you bake it in the fire for three days, you can still kill people." β
"The chef who made it didn't make cannonballs, and no one from Isuke came over." At this moment, the four of them had been hiding here for a long time, but no one came to attack them, as if they had just shot and left.
"Thank you for today, if it weren't for your stuff, I might have died today." At this moment, Kako is still more grateful for the stupidity.
"It's good that you're not dead!" As soon as the dumb head finished speaking, the poem was immediately kicked away: "People send out thanks, just express their !! Don't talk nonsense! β