Chapter 26, I didn't work hard before the exam, so I had to steal the test paper in the middle of the night.
"Recently, we are going to have our first exam at the beginning of the school year, and I hope you will work hard to revise." If it is in China, Ah Yu is to start to review and prepare cheat sheets, to prepare cheat sheets and learn how to cheat, Fendou is to write new suicide notes and the latest disability equipment, and now it is good to go to school abroad, there is no need to notify parents at all, this time the struggle is excited to empty all the items in this shopping cart in class: "Hahahaha, there is no need at all, anyway, my dad will not come to see me, there is no need for these at all." ”
Ah Yu and the dumb head also threw the textbook aside, and then began to think about what to eat at night, "What to eat at night?" How about stinky tofu? ”
"I think pickled radish is pretty good, or pickled radish and stinky tofu."
"I don't know these three goods, I don't know these three goods." At this moment, Xingtaiqi put on a look of not recognizing, and then began to review.
"That's right, Xingtaiqi, Dutou, Ah Yu and Fendou have something to inform you, your parents will be invited to our school for observation in a few days, I hope you will have a good score for your parents in this exam."
When Mu Yu finished speaking, there was silence, and then Xing Taiqi said silently: "Five, four, three, two, one." ”
"Ah!!h After hearing this, Ah Yuan's face changed and he quickly turned over the textbook to review, did he prepare a small note to record.
"Why are my parents coming, should I touch up my makeup to welcome them?" Everyone complained "what?? Why do you only care about this? Isn't the focus on the exam? And you're a big man who doesn't wear any makeup, hey! ”
"It's dead ... It's dead. Fendou's face was like a zombie, and the pen in his hand began to tremble and write the word suicide note.
"Don't wail, isn't it just an exam? Is it so exaggerated? The unraveling began to shut up Fendou.
"You don't know the situation, my dad would give me a cloning machine if he knew that I didn't do well in the exam."
"Isn't the cloning machine great? Why are you so berserk. ”
"Because my father also said that the purpose of the cloning machine is to kill me, then clone and then fight." Remembering the memories of that time is like it happened yesterday, Fendou seems to have returned to the fear of being dominated by his father, and the feeling of being inferior to life is something he will never forget.
"Then you can only ask for more blessings for yourself, Fendou-kun."
"Don't!! Big sister help, can you tell me where the test paper is?? I'm going to steal!! Fendou began to hug the thighs of the walking eagle and did not let go, but the walking eagle said with a disgusted face: "Let go of me!" How can I possibly know where the roll is? Are you sick!! ”
"It seems that the classmates are in class now, and it's not good for you to say that stealing the papers in front of me!!" Mu Fu's expression was embarrassed, but he didn't know how to reprimand Fendou.
At this moment, Fendou noticed Mr. Kinobe and quickly ran over to save Kinoku's thigh: "Teacher, have pity on me!" It's really going to die. Fendou was crying a handful of snot and tears at the moment, but Mr. Kinobe said distressedly: "But the test paper is not in my hand, but in the archive, so don't think about looking for the test paper, if your father wants to beat you, I will help stop him, hey, Fendou, your snot flows onto my pants." ”
"But but"
"No, but Fendou-san, I'm not happy if you do this again." For the first time, Mu Yu showed a stern gaze on his face, which made Fendou dare not squeak.
"Okay, I wish you all a good score in the exam, and get out of class." After Mu Yu left, Fendou began to ask the man, "Where is that archive?" ”
"What for?? You don't want to steal exam papers, do you!! I warn you that only the teacher knows where the archive is, and even if you do, you need a password to enter it. "Walking Fish actually has something to hide, ordinary teachers can swipe their work cards to enter, but even if they don't have a work card and no password, they will be shot into a honeycomb on the spot, but looking at this guy's stupid appearance, Walking Fish still can't bear to let him die.
"Forget it, I'll see if I can make some cheat sheets with Ah Yu!" Fendou left a little sullenly at the moment, but things won't be settled like this.
At night, there was basically no one in the school building, but at this moment, three characters in night clothes quietly arrived
Fendou: "Are you all ready?" ”
Ayu: "It's all ready." ”
Dumbfounded: "Why did you steal the paper and come to me?" ”
"As the saying goes, three Zhuge Liang is a stinker, and the three of us will definitely succeed in stealing the exam paper together." Although Fendou said this, Ah Yu's heart was completely uneasy.
"I've made sure I've made sure that the archives are located, and you see that he drew it for me." Fendou took out a piece of paper and drew a few bars on it, and then marked a file in the center, Ah Yu looked at it and said, "Actually in this place, I understand how to prepare for action." (How do you guys understand it!!) This is how good it is, hey!! )
The three mentally retarded quietly walked through the corridor against the wall, but their movements showed that they were even more stupid, "Why do we have to walk against the wall, and we are walking so funny." ”
"Didn't you watch those Monster Thieves 2 on TV all go like this? It's called hiding your identity. Fendou was serious, but Ah Yu complained: "Anyway, we're just here in the teaching building!" We're just here to find the rolls, hey! Don't be so mysterious, it looks like we're retarded!! ”
"That's right, let's get going!! It's more solemn that way! At this moment, Ai Juan suddenly had the idea of killing this guy alive.
"It's hard to walk on tiptoe!! Don't make a sound, do you see the archives? Fendou looked at the corridor at this moment and walked towards a large and ornate door.
"I guess it's here! I'm sure the archive is right in this place. Fendou said in the affirmative, but Ah Yu glanced at the decoration of this gate and couldn't have looked like the door of the archive, how could this feel like something else.
"Let's take a look! I don't feel like it's an archive. ”
"Don't look at me, just trust me, you see I've opened the door." As he spoke, Fendou was about to turn the doorknob, but the door opened automatically before he could move at this moment, "Didn't you say that there was a password for this?" How to say open it opens. The question raised by the dumb head at this moment is worth thinking about, but Fendou did not doubt it: "Maybe it is not closed, let's go in!" ”
"Anyway, the decoration here doesn't look like an office, but it's a bit of an office!" After the three of them entered, Ah Yu felt that something was wrong, whose archive room was decorated like an office, with a desk and a boss chair in the center, and some flowers next to it.
"You think it's possible that the archive is a secret room? Maybe that's just a cover for the archives. ”
"It seems to make some sense, let's look for a switch together, maybe we can find any clues." The three guys began to fumble through all the furniture, hoping to find a switch that could be turned on. However, at this moment, there are two people in the corridor walking towards here.