A hundred members of the Einsatzgruppen rushed to the largest bank of Ugly Face Kitchen in high spirits, just as they did when and in the same way as the last time they entered the business hall. Those salesmen who were controlled by the Soul Shifting Dafa became robots at this time, moving their mice in unison, clicking on the accounts of those greedy demons who fled from Middle-earth, and transferred a sum of savings to an independent account called "People's Wealth" in the Middle-earth Circle World in accordance with the Internet cross-border transfer procedure.

Wanjin, who was entrenched in Dongmin Planet, received the letter from Zhiyuan himself, as if he had seen a white lotus, and every word beat with an incomparably remarkable heart. In the letter, he told Wanjin to immediately prepare for war and go to the Quartet of China and Earth to crusade against the forces of fetal independence, anal independence, dirty independence, and zombie independence.

The six major armies that Ran Min took away were only one-tenth of the million-strong army of the Dongmin Planet, and it was more than enough for Wanjin to transfer troops. He was familiar with his homeland, knew why the four demons of the southeast, northwest and northwest arose, thought about it all night, called the generals to discuss, and said his thoughts, and then ordered Xiang Yu to lead 10,000 soldiers and horses to crusade against the southern anal independence, ordered Zhao Yun to lead 10,000 soldiers and horses to crusade against the western dirty independence, ordered Gao Zhong to lead 10,000 soldiers and horses to crusade against the northern zombie independence, and brought 100,000 soldiers and horses to crusade against the eastern fetal independence.

Fetist independence is composed of three camps, the first camp coach Tanuki, the second camp coach Dust Whip, and the third camp coach Jackal Fly is a female handsome. The three commanders each led an army of 100,000 troops, forming a mighty three fleets, in a three-legged formation, chopping waves and heading towards the coast of Middle-earth, with the intention of demonstrating and deterring Middle-earth through military exercises. The warships held high the banner of the word "independence," braved the wind and waves, and made a show of their swagger. The handsome woman is in front, she holds an island samurai long knife in her hand, pointing straight into the distance, commanding the army.

Wan Jin ordered 100,000 soldiers to put away their swords, guns, swords, and halberds, suppress the clouds and mist, resist the demon ship, and blur the vision of the demon army.

The female demon king saw dozens of black clouds pressing down, and it was too late to hide. The magic ships were all shrouded in a thick haze, and it could be said that they could not see their fingers, like a dark night.

I thought that the fog of the ship would go in the opposite direction, and it would be separated after a while, but who knew that this fog was very strange, and it turned to go with the ship, the ship was slow and the fog was slow, the ship was fast and the fog was fast, and the ship stopped and the fog stopped, like a pile of marshmallows sticking to the ship, which was really annoying!

"Stop!" The Witch commanded.

The two demon kings in the back were also very surprised, and stopped to look ahead, but they couldn't see anything.

"Hey, hey, hey? The fog is thick and prevents me from moving forward, so I might as well return. The Dust Whip Demon King said impatiently.

"Crooked: No! I am in the middle of the sea, why is it strange? Being alone is our way of doing things, so how can we give up halfway? Remember the old man's words: If you don't achieve your goal, you won't give up! "The Demon King of Lihui insisted on going his own way.

"Crooked: Don't be impatient! It's just that the fog in front of you is like thousands of mosquitoes buzzing and shouting! It's itchy all over my body! Before the female demon king could finish speaking, she began to scratch her head and make a gesture. The demon soldiers were also itchy and unbearable, and they all reached out to tickle, bending over and rolling their pants for a while, leaning their necks and showing their buttocks, full of ugliness.

Suddenly, countless strange-shaped hands stretched out from the thick fog, "Bang Bang!" "The ground slapped the face of the demon army, and the demon soldiers only had the ability to parry, but had no chance to fight back. Not to mention that I can't catch the hand that comes, I can't see each other clearly, I can't help each other, I can't help myself, I stretch out thousands of fingers in the fog, and I fan and fan, dig and dig, scratch and pinch and pinch, and my face is probably full of blood stains and pieces of black and blue.

The 300,000 demon soldiers screamed and screamed until they held hands with each other without knowing the truth, grabbed hands, bittened hands, punched and kicked.

The three demon kings were hard to see when they heard it, and their hearts were anxious. The old demon king of Lihui was so angry that he spat blood and died! The Dust Whip Demon King was so angry that he grabbed his hair and pointed to the sky until he had a mental breakdown, and he was crazy and stupid, and the Jackal Fly Demon King was so angry that he burst into tears, dizzy, and shouted: "Quickly retreat for me, retreat, retreat!" ”

The demon ship turned around and fled in a hurry, and the haze was unexpectedly not chased, and when the female demon king and the demon soldiers were surprised, they suddenly heard a very loud alarm bell-like voice from the fog:

"I don't know how to return, and I will be separated; If you don't do what you can, you will get into trouble! Flesh and blood harm is not the best policy! Long-term peace and stability, surrender to unification! ”

Xiang Yu's 10,000 soldiers and horses went south to the smelly anus, fell down the clouds, and listened to its name and smelled its smell, but it didn't smell bad, and it smelled very good. Just as the soldiers were laughing and talking, they saw 10,000 horses moving not far away, shaking the fish and shouting, shouting "Dududu!" ”

"Put away your weapons and spread your net!" Xiang Yu ordered.

On the opposite side, the Anal Solitary Demon Army gradually approached the Volunteer Army, and a strong wind blew, and all the soldiers of the Volunteer Army covered their noses with their hands and casually said a sentence "It stinks!" "It stinks!"

It turns out that the name of this stinky anus is due to the smell of dead fish and rotten anus!

Before the demon soldiers arrived, 10,000 dead fish broke through the sky and fell into the wide net opened by the volunteers.

"This, this? This? The soldiers all cried and laughed: "This net is for the demon soldiers, but it has caught so many dead fish and stinky fish!" They threw down their nets and showed their weapons.

"Hide your weapons! Borrow the corpse to return the soul and become a living fish! Xiang Yu ordered.

10,000 Asura and Ghost Dao soldiers have stationed their souls in the dead fish, for a time 10,000 dead fish in the big net jumped up and down alive, listening to Xiang Yu's "fish through" order, 10,000 live fish jumped into the palm of the demon soldiers, and gradually became bigger and bigger, until the demon soldiers smiled and couldn't put it down, as if they hugged their beloved, how could they still have the heart to enter the battlefield and sacrifice their lives, and they turned back one after another.

Just as the demon soldiers were on the way to their hearts, they saw fish spitting out words: "Snipe and clam fight, fisherman profits!" If you create sin again, you will destroy your future! ”

10,000 live fish poured out proverbs, which is tantamount to warning and waking up. Most of the demon soldiers were so frightened that their souls were out of their bodies, and they suddenly woke up and changed their ways.

Zhao Yun's 10,000 horses set foot on the western soil, and along the way, Zhao Yun thought: Dirty and dirty poison, if the organ toxins are discharged, they need to be treated with medicine, how can they be operated on with a knife? The West Earth is a holy place of Buddhism, and those who enter the devil will be cured by Buddhism!

A thousand demon armies are at the foot of the snow-capped mountains, really dressed in dusty clothes, chanting a spell: "Tututu, tuk, block, alone!" ”

I saw that the five elements of wood, fire, earth, metal, and water converged into rows of wooden coffins where good and evil are indisputable, fireballs that burn with evil fires, mountains of earth that are confused, steel arrows that do not distinguish between right and wrong, and pools of sewage that disturb the world, which have collided, burned, pressed, shot, and splashed at the volunteers.

Zhao Yun ordered the army to quickly fold into an unusually huge seven-story pagoda, with the sharp blades of the weapons facing outward, and the cold light was shining.

A burst of chanting resounded in the sky radiated from the pagoda: "Hum Ma Mi Bang! ”

The giant tower is full of golden light, and the six-character mantra protects the tower, standing still!

The wooden coffin slammed into it and shattered; When the fireball burns, it goes out naturally; The earth and mountains are pressed and the earth collapses; The steel arrow was shot, but it did not touch and break itself; Sewage is spilled, and evapotranspiration drifts.

Although the Dirty Demon Army was defeated in battle, the Volunteer Army won without a fight.

"Destroy selfish desires and sow peace! Don't be dirty and pure, and be kind! Pudu sentient beings, the Dharma is boundless! Amitabha, all are dedicated! ”

Zhao Yun's deep voice echoed in the sky above the demon army.

I saw that the dirty demon army had a headache and ran away.

10,000 zombie demons swept through a large northern city with a sandstorm, and the citizens were terrified. The sandstorm roared, and the blue-eyed demon king held a large flag in his hand, with the word "Du" embroidered on the flag, and the blue-eyed demon king waved the flag and shouted, fanning the flames, and the fire burned down the houses.

Gao Zhong ordered 1,000 soldiers to extinguish the fire, and ordered 9,000 soldiers to stand next to each other and build a row of wind walls up to 10 meters high. The wind weakened, the fire was extinguished, and the demons showed their hideous faces, red hair and blue eyes, teeth and claws, and drunkenly pounced on the volunteers.

"I am the Allah of this world! Whoever stands in my way - die! "The blue-eyed demon king waved the demon flag and attacked Gao Pet like a river and a sea.

The male lion under the crotch of the high pet roared, penetrating the sky; The spear then came forward, and with a "stab" sound, it cut through the magic flag, and the blue-eyed demon king looked up and saw that he had been shot in the throat.

When the demon army saw that the leader was stabbed to death, they became more and more frenzied, and they opened their mouths and roared, and the hurricane came suddenly, and the smell of wine and blood in the storm was so thick that the wall of the volunteers fell down.

"Soldiers, dance quickly! Dance! Gao Pet jumped off the lion's back, put down his spear, and took the lead in the zombie dance. Ten thousand soldiers followed Gao Pet's example and also jumped.

When the demon army saw that this zombie dance was very strange, they couldn't help but stop, stopped and watched, and learned one after another. They have a talent for dancing, and as soon as they learn it, they can dance vividly in an instant. Seeing this, Gao Zhong immediately changed the dance type and danced the favorite whirling dance of the demon soldiers. The soldiers and demon soldiers also changed involuntarily, and everyone danced, completely forgetting friend and foe.

"Hey——, grapes are sweet and sour, sweet and sour are delicious!

Good land, good soil, good fruits, fruitful and sweet——

Sweet and sweet, so happy——, hard-won good life——

Knowing how to cherish is reasonable! Peace and security are blessings——

Long-term stability is the way! Happiness is the truth—"

Gao Pet led the singing, touched 10,000 demon soldiers, all burst into tears, happy and sad, and then laughed and laughed, and sang hand in hand with the volunteers.