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"That's not good, what this young master pursues is to pull the tiger skin as a banner, and if you can pretend to be a B, you will never do a second B, if the cowhide is blown up, it can also blow up a large area, hahahaha!"

Yue Ling'er likes the sunny temperament emanating from Zhuo Yifan's body, which is something that can't be experienced by people who are ruthless and ruthless. With a teenager like Zhuo Yifan, it can be very relaxed, it can be very pleasant, and it can speak unscrupulously, without worrying about psychological burden.

The human strength of the Taiyan Ancient Domain is really strong, and their ideological height is far beyond the realm of earthlings, to put it simply, on the earth, obscenity is synonymous with not being welcomed, and it is despised. But in the Taiyan Ancient Domain, obscenity is the king's way, isn't there a saying that says? As long as the skin is thicker than the city wall, it is difficult for cannonballs to penetrate it, obscenity is the best defense, and of course, obscenity is also an extremely deep art.

Yue Ling'er swayed softly and landed on Zhuo Yifan's shoulders, her eyes were slightly narrowed like a crescent moon, and the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned and her teeth were white.

"Zhuo boy, Miss Ben is optimistic about you, if you can carry out shamelessness and cunning to the end, you will definitely be able to do everything in the future."

Zhuo Yifan was depressed in his heart, and said in his heart, is Young Master Ben a lewd villain in this girl's heart?

It is said that in the last years of the Han Dynasty, the Taishi Dong Zhuo was tyrannical and brutal, monopolized power, and had a long heart of usurpation. At that time, all the civil and military officials of the imperial court were frightened, and they dared to be angry but did not dare to speak. Situ Wang Yun is an upright person, worried about the country and the people, he has the heart to get rid of Dong Zhuo, but there is nothing he can do. When he was upset, he came to the back garden late at night and heard the sound of whimpering and crying in the garden. Wang Yun heard the sound and searched for it, and saw that it was the singer Diao Chan in the house. Diao Chan is eighteen years old, has excellent color and art, and can sing and dance. She understands righteousness and is willing to sacrifice herself to save the country. Wang Yun was overjoyed when he saw it, and decided to accept Diao Chan as his righteous daughter, and set up a series of plans to lure Dong Zhuo, Lu Bu and his son to take the bait. Wang Yun gave Lu Bu a golden crown. Lu Bu was overjoyed in his heart and came to thank him.

Wang Yun set up a banquet to entertain Lu Bu, and ordered Diao Chan to come out of the hall to toast during the banquet. As soon as Lu Bu saw Diao Chan, his spirit was wandering and he couldn't control himself. Seeing this scene, Wang Yun immediately agreed to marry Diao Chan to Lu Bu and agreed to send Lu Fu to the marriage on a date. Wang Yun invited Dong Zhuo to a banquet again, and ordered Diao Chan to lead all the dancers to dance, Diao Chan's peerless elegance and dancing posture made Dong Zhuo intoxicated. Dong Zhuo was amazed and called Diao Chan a figure in the fairy world.

Wang Yun dedicated Diao Chan to Dong Zhuo on the spot. Dong Zhuo was overjoyed, that is, he took Diao Chan back to the house. After Lu Bu heard this, he was very angry and reasoned with Wang Yun, Wang Yun said that he was helpless, and took the opportunity to separate the relationship between Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu. Lu Bu entered the Taishi Mansion and saw Diao Chan several times, but he didn't say anything, but was driven away by Dong Zhuo, and he was furious. One day, Lu Bu took advantage of Dong Zhuo's ascension to the court and went to the Fengyi Pavilion to meet Diao Chan. Lu Bu was afraid that he would be bumped into by Dong Zhuo and wanted to leave, but Diao Chan did not allow it, and pretended to commit suicide by throwing himself into the pool, but Lu Bu hurriedly stopped him. At that time, Dong Zhuo returned home and collided. Dong Zhuo was furious, pulled out his halberd and stabbed Lu Bu, Zhuo's son-in-law Li Ru rushed to dissuade him, and Lu Bu took the opportunity to take the road away.

Wang Yun provoked Lu Bu again, Lu Bu was determined to get rid of Dong Zhuo, Wang Yun sent someone to falsely spread the edict of the Son of Heaven, and ordered Dong Zhuo to go to Jinque. Dong Zhuo rushed over and was surrounded by Wang Yun and other officials with swords, and Lu Bu stabbed Dong Zhuo in the throat with a halberd. In the end, Situ Wang Yun's obscene plan successfully got rid of Dong Zhuo, who was a great traitor, and returned the world to a bright and prosperous world.

There are countless classic allusions, and they have always been kings and losers, and obscenity is not only narrow in its original meaning, but also has a deep meaning, and it is also an extension of scoundrel, shamelessness and cunning.

Time passed slowly, no matter how thick-skinned the two of them were, they were two young boys and girls who were careless, and after less than half a pillar of incense, Yue Ling'er was embarrassed to bathe with Zhuo Yifan in the same river again, her pretty face became more and more red, and finally swished back to the grass on the shore and got dressed.

Zhuo Yifan touched his nose, pressed the two young Peng birds swimming happily beside him into the water, and gave them a big cleaning, and finally threw them back to the shore at the same time, and sprinkled some special pollen on them, which immediately made the two little ones fragrant.

"Zhuo Yifan, hurry up, it's getting dark, is the camping place ready, aren't you hungry? Do you want Miss Ben to prepare dinner for you? Don't blame me for being poisoned! ”

Yue Ling'er was wearing a black light gauze dress, her hair was draped casually behind her back, and she was tied with a black ribbon around her waist, which looked fresh and cute.

"It's coming, how can this young master let a beautiful woman cook, isn't that a long life?" When he was on Earth, Zhuo Yifan had seen the cooking skills of several of his beautiful classmates, what kind of burnt eggs, salty soup, sweet and greasy braised pork, half-cooked rice, all of which were terrible tastes.

"Humph! Even if you are interested, not to mention Miss Ben's cooking skills are unique in the world, unparalleled in the world, even if an earth demon dragon eats it, you have to lie down obediently. While Yue Ling'er spoke, she looked at his emaciated body with a scrutinizing gaze, and compared Zhuo Yifan's body with the Earth Demon Dragon for hundreds of meters in her heart, it was simply the gap between an ant and a cultivator, and then she shook her head unconsciously.

As soon as I came out of the spacious cave, a large black pot was placed on the black iron shelf, and several fine flints were burning at the bottom, and the boiling water in the cauldron was bubbling and bubbling, but there was only boiling water in it, and there were no ingredients.

"I want to eat braised red spirit chicken." Yue Ling'er said expectantly, last month, she had eaten many dishes made by Zhuo Yifan, braised and steamed, stir-fried.

"Nope." Zhuo Yifan spread his hands and said helplessly.

"Then I'm going to eat steamed white carp."

"Nope"

"Hmmm! Stir-fried wolf leg meat is also fine. ”

"Not either."

Yue Ling'er crossed her waist, pursed her red lips angrily, and glared at the helpless Zhuo Yifan fiercely.

"Nothing? So how will you support Miss Ben in the future? Could it be that you want me to eat air? Look at my thin little waist, I have lost a whole circle without eating for a day. I don't care, I want to eat and drink well anyway. ”

Once this woman has a little temper, the man is really hard to parry, and in the end, Zhuo Yifan has to take out the sharp horns of various beasts that he treasures.

"Hehe, Miss Ling'er, don't blame the young master for not reminding you, the sharp horns of these beasts condense the essence of the mysterious beast clan's years of cultivation, although the taste is beautiful, don't expect the young master to help you resolve it!"

Yue Ling'er ignored it, and said in her heart that no matter how indifferent you are, you can't watch a living beauty being strung to death.

"Whatever you want, if Miss Ben is strutted to death, she will haunt you every day if she is a ghost, if you don't believe it, try it."

If you say that if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you, this is not wrong at all, Yue Ling'er just drank two small bowls of Baicao Spirit Essence Soup, and her face was flushed, and her meridians were swollen and painful, and her dantian was swollen, and she wanted to scream in pain, but she was embarrassed to moan.

"Hehe, little girl, now I know it's amazing, things are not eaten indiscriminately, don't hurry up and guard the dantian, calm down and run the heavenly arts, don't look at the young master with your pitiful eyes, I'm a very hard-hearted person."

Looking at Yue Ling'er's tearful and graceful appearance, Zhuo Yifan wanted to laugh, but he was afraid that this girl would be so angry that he vomited blood, so he had to be patient and quietly guard on the side, if Yue Ling'er really encountered any danger, he was really embarrassed to stand by.

"Zhuo Yifan, if you don't sneer here, Miss Ben won't believe that you will drink six bowls in a row, and you won't end up like me, oops! It hurts to death............ Mother's help............"

Wiping the sweat on his forehead, Zhuo Yifan sat behind Yue Ling'er, his hands were on it, even through the two layers of tulle, he could feel the silky smoothness, and the heavenly operation and Yue Ling'er absorbed the huge source power of the Baicao Spirit Soup, which made Yue Ling'er's brisk and rapid improvement.

On the clear and turquoise forest natural path, a pair of young boys and girls strolled forward and backward, on the shoulders of the young man, carrying a white tin fish more than one meter long, which Zhuo Yifan saw unintentionally when he was washing by the river after camping. Although it was related to fish, it did not have a trace of fishy smell, but a burst of fragrance.

Just as the two of them were talking and laughing, two Tiangang giant apes more than three meters tall blocked the way of the two, judging from the fluctuation of the source power on their bodies, they both had the strength of the early stage of the Xuan Realm.

Tiangang giant apes, the image is not much different from the appearance of apes on the earth, but their forearms can directly touch the ground when standing upright, and their size is nearly twice as tall as the apes on the earth, and there is a single horn in front of their foreheads that belongs to the mysterious beast family.

At this time, the two Tiangang giant apes stared at Yue Ling'er in a black gauze skirt with bright eyes, swallowing their saliva wildly, ignoring Zhuo Yifan's existence at all. Zhuo Yifan is so unhappy how he looks, his eyes are clearly obsessed, and he is exactly the same as the pig brother when a man sees a peerless beauty, and then he looks at his lower body, covered with golden long hair, a high bulge, which is extremely terrifying.

"Not only are men despicable and shameless, but even male beasts are beasts." Yue Ling'er blushed and said disdainfully.

But in Zhuo Yifan's heart, there is another thought: red face, bad water! Even the brutes have a lot of thoughts about a little beauty like Yue Ling'er, and they were really shot while lying down, but fortunately, the level of the two mysterious beasts is not too high, and it shouldn't be a problem to escape with a little fight.

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