Chapter 4: The Boat of Friendship Goes Sinking
Chapter 4: The Boat of Friendship Goes Sinking
"Who let you in?" Xiao Yun'er said embarrassedly. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The four people who came in only rolled their eyes, what are you doing here!
Didn't we hear a movement in your room and came in for fear of some accident! It's about caring for you.
Who knew that this sturdy beauty still had this hobby, and she actually liked to secretly ride on an idiot to play, this hobby made the four of them shudder.
"Uh... It's not what you think. Xiao Yun'er then remembered that she was still riding on Zhege! Immediately stood up.
The four of them all looked like I understood, and Xiao Li, who had broken in, asked tentatively: "That, do you want us to go out and avoid it first?" ”
"Avoidance? What to avoid! Xiao Yun'er didn't know why, and then said: "You came just in time, this kid has returned to normal, you can also come and take a look." ”
Zhege secretly said that it was not good, he couldn't expose what he had done, and he didn't know what the Xiao family's attitude was towards him, so he had to continue to pretend to be an idiot.
"What? All right? Xiao Li asked in surprise.
It's not a good thing that this kid is good, he used to bully him a lot, but now this kid is good, with the love of the older generation of the family for him, if he remembers that he bullied him, even if the second elder is his grandfather, he will inevitably be severely punished.
The other three were also shocked, in the past few years, they have followed Xiao Li and secretly bullied this idiot young master, now that they are well, if they are investigated, they will die.
They are all just collateral members of the family, like Xiao Li, the grandson of the second elder, maybe they will be expelled from the family directly.
These collateral relatives in the family are not having a good time, and they can only follow these direct descendants in order not to be bullied, if they are expelled from the family, they really dare not imagine how miserable the future will be.
"Of course, I don't believe you'll take a look." Kicking Zhege, who was still lying on the ground, said, "Boy, don't play dead, let them see if you're really good." ”
Zhege moved, but it was not as normal as Xiao Yun'er said, and he still looked like an idiot with polio.
Xiao Li and the four of them looked at his appearance, and secretly said in their hearts: Is this really good? It doesn't look like it!
"Huh... Oh ¥#%¥..."Zhege said something that made them inexplicable.
Xiao Yun'er is full of black lines, this kid is still pretending, and he has obviously returned to normal.
Xiao Li couldn't help but smile and said, "En, Yun'er, this third brother has indeed returned to normal, you see that he can still speak alien languages." ”
"Hahahaha..." The other three couldn't hold it back, laughing so hard that their stomachs hurt.
"You are not allowed to laugh." Xiao Yun'er said angrily.
This is mocking her for lying in front of them! Can Xiao Yun'er not get angry!
is talking about Zhege, this kid is obviously normal, why do you continue to pretend to be stupid, isn't it the reason why she can't explain why she just rode on him!
"Haha, well, okay Yun'er, let's stop laughing." Xiao Li said, and at the same time, he was secretly relieved.
Fortunately, this kid did not recover, as for what Xiao Yun'er just rode on him, those are not important, because they are the ones who secretly bully this idiot.
"Get out, you four get out of here." Xiao Yun'er roared angrily.
Saying that, he overturned the table, Zhege was taken aback, this little tweed has a really big temper, and he is really a little tigress.
Xiao Li: They still don't understand that this is the rhythm of the Hedong Lion to break out! Hurry up, flash as far as you want! Otherwise, if you hurt the innocent, who will you talk to!
This Xiao family, the idiot young master Zhege is the most beloved person among the elders, followed by this Xiao Yun'er.
Xiao Yun'er is playful and cute, talented and intelligent, and is loved by the family.
But this idiot young master Zhege, he has been so stupid since he was a child, and he has been stupid for so many years, although the elders of the family say that his mother is the savior of the entire Xiao family.
But for so many years, none of these young people have ever seen Zhege's mother, who will remember her well!
This idiot young master has been eating and drinking for nothing in the Xiao family for more than ten years, and he is not surnamed Xiao, everyone has long been dissatisfied with him, so secretly don't bully him, who do you bully!
Seeing that Xiao Yun'er was about to get angry, Xiao Li and the four of them wisely chose to escape.
Now there were only Zhege and Xiao Yun'er left in the room, Xiao Yun'er looked at Zhege and asked, "Why didn't you admit that you had recovered just now?" ”
Zhege smiled: "Why do you have to admit that I am pretending to be an idiot and being served by you with delicious food and drink, why do you want everyone to know that I am normal?" ”
"You..."Xiao Yun'er said angrily: "You're a man, haven't you ever thought about becoming stronger?" This world worships only the strong, and the weak can only be eliminated. ”
"Who said that I am not a man anymore, you have helped me take a bath and wipe my back every day for so many years, am I a man You know, and, I have been weak for so many years, haven't I been eliminated!" Zhege laughed.
Although he only took over this body today, he will use this body to live in the future, and the thought of being seen clearly by Xiao Yun'er about his size makes Zhege a little unnatural.
Xiao Yun'er's face turned red, who is willing to wipe their bodies and take a bath if they have nothing to do! It's not that I look at him pitiful that I take care of him so much.
Also, this kid really doesn't know how to improve, as a man, he should work hard to cultivate, but looking at this kid's appearance, he wants to pretend to be an idiot for a lifetime, and he eats and waits for death!
"Say, what the hell do you want?" Xiao Yun'er asked.
This kid has woken up, and he can't be rubbing his body and bathing him, so he must give himself an explanation.
"What's the matter, it's still the same as before!" Zhege looks like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.
Xiao Yun'er's lungs are about to explode, this kid still wants to rely on her, no way.
Without waiting for Xiao Yun'er to say anything, Zhege continued: "I'm saying that we have all honestly thought about the right thing, so it's better to make do with it and live this life happily." ”
"You want to be beautiful." Xiao Yun'er seemed to have been stepped on by the tail, and immediately slapped this proposal to death.
Who is she? She is the pride of the Xiao family, except for the two mysterious sons of the head of the family, I don't know what realm it is now, the younger generation of the Xiao family is now the highest in her cultivation, and she is already a three-star fighter.
This kind of cultivation is the most powerful in the entire Datan City, and this kid still wants to eat swan meat like a toad.
"No, no, it's a big deal, I'll talk to your boyfriend about what I saw in the future." Zhege laughed.
"What the hell is a boyfriend?" Xiao Yun'er asked.
The Douqi Continent generally calls unmarried men and women fiancées or fiancés, and like the earth, they are called boyfriends and girlfriends!
"It's your fiancé!" Zhege explained.
"You kid dare to ruin my reputation, today I have to expose your face and let the head of the family know that you have recovered." Xiao Yun'er said angrily.
In the Xiao family, who would dare to threaten her like this! Don't look at who she Xiao Yun'er is.
Zhege was only in contact with this Xiao Yun'er for the first time, so he didn't know her temper, if he knew something about her, maybe he wouldn't have said such cheap words to joke with her.
He was just joking with Xiao Yun'er, but Xiao Yun'er didn't think so, if anyone dared to threaten her, it would be a fish to the death, and she would let the other party walk around without eating.
So Zhege was sadly urged by Xiao Yun'er to grab his collar and drag him out of the door.
"You... What are you doing! Let go of me, I'm kidding you. Zhege explained.
If the explanation worked, there would not be so many misunderstandings in the world.
In the blink of an eye, Zhege had been pulled out of the house by Xiao Yun'er and was seen by many people passing by.
Zhege really wanted to slap his two big mouths at this time, why did he be so cheap, offending this stupid beauty!
Now it's useless to continue pretending to be an idiot, he is watched by so many people, he is thick-skinned, and he can't roar at this kind of scene!
"Xiao Yun'er, let it go, if you do this, what about our friendship?" Zhege said with a mournful cry.
"It's useless for you to yell, I'm going to pull you to the head of the house now, so that everyone knows that you're back to normal." Xiao Yun'er said.
Taking care of Zhege is not her alone, it is several sisters of the Xiao family who take turns to take care of her.
If you don't let everyone know that this kid has returned to normal, then everyone will have to be looked down on by him!
"Eldest sister, beauty, can you let go first, can we still talk properly."
"When I see the head of the family, I will naturally separate you." Xiao Yun'er said.
Zhege was defeated by Xiao Yun'er, and he finally remembered a sentence: If you don't die, you won't die.
If he hadn't stimulated Xiao Yun'er, maybe she wouldn't have been so extreme.
This friendship boat is really too small, so I joked that it might capsize, who knew that the words had not yet fallen! And the boat sank.
This reminds Zhege of a saying on the earth: The boat of friendship will capsize, and the aunt who just came will leak.
It's too late to say anything now, looking at Xiao Yun'er's posture, there is really no room for recovery in this matter, Zhege can only take one step at a time.
But thinking about it, it is impossible for the Xiao family to treat him, otherwise he would not have served him with good food and drink for so many years...
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