Chapter 1 Three Schools School Garden Festival
"Everyone, you are already in the fourth year of junior high school, and you will have to .....................do this when you go to high school in the future."
“****!!!! I'm afraid to kick the middle school principal and talk too much!! Aren't you done yet? It's almost time to catch up with Grandma Liu, hey, Grandma Liu! A boy looked around for Grandma Liu, only to see Teacher Liu Ren tied his head to a chair, and there were two unknown teachers and students next to him. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"What's going on? Who are those guys? ”
"Don't you know? Today, Japan's star academy sent students and teachers to patronize the school festival of our three major schools, and in order to prevent being embarrassed, Grandma Liu decided to tie him up. Wangcai looked at A-boy and was very puzzled, so he came over and explained.
"Who's the two next to you? Who is that guy with a yellow face who doesn't want to be human? ”
"This person is the fendou of our school." At this time, a figure suddenly flashed behind A-boy.
A-boy: "me, I'm scared to death!" Who are you? ”
Xingtaiqi: "In Xia Xingtaiqi, I am a student of Donggua Middle School. ”
A-boy: "Why is this guy from your school tied up?" ”
Xingtaiqi: "It affects the appearance of the school, for fear that others will think that we are a neurological hospital." ”
Wangcai: "I think this guy is more difficult than being stupid!" Who is that orange-haired one? ”
Xing Taiqi: "I'm afraid of kicking the middle school Ah Yuan.,Especially good at the whole thing.,In order to prevent him from destroying the school festival.,Tied up.。 ”
Wangcai: "It seems that these guys are not simple. ”
Liu Ren tied his head five or six times and said, "It's okay, so he won't be able to run." When Liu Ren just finished speaking, he saw Jin Chengwu from the school next door couldn't help but gag his student's mouth, and also tied the student's hands and feet.
Jin Chengwu touched the sweat and said, "Then you won't be able to run!" Hey, you're that Teacher Liu from Goujiao Middle School! You're tying up students too. ”
Teacher Liu Ren came out in a cold sweat, "There are students who have more headaches than stupid heads, forcing teachers to be like this." On the other side, Mr. Gu tied his students with large iron chains, added more than a dozen locks, and finally threw his students into a box.
"Teacher Jin, Teacher Liu, do you know where there are free rooms here? I'm going to store something. ”
"What kind of talent is this student, who actually forced the teacher to be like this." Both of them thought so in their hearts at the same time.
"You're kidnapping students too! Do you want to put it together together. ”
"I think so." After hearing this, Jin Chengwu immediately agreed.
Liu Ren: "Do you need to put food?" ”
Gu Hui: "Give them a mouthful, resolutely can't let Fendou out, letting him out can only affect the school's appearance." ”
In this way, the three of them were put into a utility room by the teacher.
Fendou: "Let the deity go out, don't put me here." ”
Ah Yu: "Fendou don't quarrel, they plan to lock them here, wait, Jin Chengwu, you bastard didn't leave me stinky tofu." ”
Dumbfounded: "Stop arguing, I have a way to get out." At this time, the dumb head said with some knowingness.
Ayu Fendou: "What's the solution?" ”
Dumbfounded: "Call for help!" ”
Ah Yu Fendou fell down instantly after listening.
School Festival,The black group class of the Japanese Star Academy came here.。
Walking Fish: "Everyone, this is China's school garden.,There's no assassination here.,Let's let go and play together!" ”
Kinobe: "Don't get separated, walk with multiple people, and don't say strange things." ”
Walking Fish: "Hey, let's go play together!" ”
Higashi Rabbit Horn, Harushi Ichinose, Walking Eagle, Inukai Isuke came together,
East Rabbit Horn: "Why are you two following us?" Dongtujiao said disgustedly.
Walking Eagle: "Don't do this! Rabbit Horn-san, we will not assassinate Se Qing today. ”
Inukai Isuke: "That's it, how could we hurt Seharu-san if she is so cute!" Isuke put his hand on Seharu's face and squeezed it.
Higashi Rabbit Horn opened Isuke's hand and said, "Don't touch her." ”
Inukai Isuke: "It looks like some people want to stir up a fight. ”
Se Qing: "Don't be like this, are you all classmates?" Then a voice rang out.
Mao Zhengying: "These Japanese friends, do you want to come over?" ”
Isuke: "Well, who are you, uncle?" ”
Mao Zhengying: "Who is the uncle, I am only eighteen this year, under Mao Zhengying, the French name is Xie Tianji, known as Mao Thirteen." ”
Walking Ray looked at a few things on Mao Zhengying's table and said with a smile: "It turns out that China buys some so-called fortune telling, but thank you is all a lie, let's go." ”
Mao Zhengying: "Girl, what you said is wrong, I am the thirty-sixth generation descendant of the Maoshan faction, and orthodox Chinese fortune tellers are not lies." ”
Walking Fish: "Since you are not a liar, then you can calculate it for us!" ”
Mao Zhengying: "You just want me to give you the calculation for free, or not, this little girl stretches out her hand, and I will calculate it for you." ”
A triumphant look in the eyes of the walking eagle was expressed.
Mao Zhengying: "This young lady, I see your face, and today you will meet your other half." ”
Walking Eagle: "What? You are not mistaken! ”
Mao Zhengying: "No, your other half will appear today, and when you meet him, he is shocking." ”
Walking Eagle was a little unconvinced, "I don't believe it, you're calculating this person, Isuke, you try." ”
Isuke: "Alright! I'd like to see what you want? ”
Mao Zhengying: "Miss, you will also find your other half today, when he appears, he is in your arms." ”
Isuke sneered, "Hmph, I want to see who will come to my arms today, but I'm here to see who has such great ability." ”
Se Qing naturally stretched out her hand, and after Mao Zhengying finished speaking, the horns of the eastern rabbit completely blackened.
Mao Zhengying: "This young lady actually has a relationship, if a boy kisses you on the mouth today, then he will be your permanent partner." ”
Dongtujiao pulled out the knife tied to his leg and stuck it on Mao Zhengying's table at once: "Tell me, who are you and why do you say this." ”
Mao Zhengying said without changing his face: "Zai Xia is just a fortune teller, fate is like this, if you want to change, it will only surprise you, do you still want to calculate?" ”
Walking Fish: "Alright, alright, let's go!" This guy is not reliable at all. ”
Isuke: "Go by yourselves!" I'm going to be quiet. ”
East Rabbit Horn also began to silently pay attention to all the boys who passed by Seqing's side.
At this moment, a cry for help came from the utility room.
Se Qing: "Rabbit Horn San, let's go take a look." ”
The three of them came to the door of the utility room, Dong Tujiao looked at the lock on the door of the utility room, and Dong Tujiao kicked open the door, only to see that the three were tied up.
Dumbfounded: "I said that if someone came to us, we would come." ”
Ah Yu on the side has been zombied, "Give me stinky tofu!" Give me stinky tofu! ”
Dongtu Jiao untied the things tied to the three of them and ran out like a wanfeng: "Stinky tofu, I'm here!" ”
Seharu: "Why are you tied up here?" ”
Fendou: "The teacher was afraid that we would affect the school appearance and locked us up. ”
Walking Fish: "I'd love to know why you teachers think you look good. ”
At this time, Fendou walked out of the utility room and said: "Maybe I'm too handsome to cause panic, you see that this sunny day is to praise the handsomeness of the deity." All four of them felt like vomiting, and at this time, the sky was full of dark clouds and lightning and thunder.
"That person can be earth-shattering." The sentence suddenly appeared in the mind of the walking fish,
"Impossible, this thing is absolutely impossible!" The walking eagle began to blacken, and after Fendou in front of him finished speaking, the whole sky was left without the sun, "Kill you for my future, kill you!" ”
Se Qing: "Don't do this, classmate. Before Se Qing could finish speaking, he walked to the side of the struggle and whispered, "What is your name this classmate?" ”
Fendou: "The deity is called Fendou, don't be fascinated by me." ”
Walking Fish: "Fendou classmate! Can I ask you for one thing? ”
Fendou: "Of course you can, helping others is a virtue of being a human being." ”
Walking Eagle: "Then please die!" ”
The walker pulled out a dagger from his thigh and stabbed at Fendou.
Fendou: "Pick up the white blade empty-handed." Fendou combined his hands and caught the knife.
Fendou: "Sister, what are you doing not to use the knife!" ”
Walking Fish: "I'm sorry, for the sake of my happy future, you have to die. ”
Fendou's yellow face turned white in an instant, and Fendou instantly threw off the fowl and fled frantically.
The walking eagle also ran away.
Dumbfounded: "Hey, what's going on?" ”
Ah Yu, who ran out, came to an inconspicuous place,
Brother Xiang: "Xiao Yuan, I came here to make the stinky tofu I just made for you, Xiao Yuan, thanks to you, my harvest is five times that of each day." ”
Ah Yu: "Don't you look at who I am?" I've always been neat and tidy, and although this stall is inconspicuous, they come as long as they smell the stinky tofu. ”
Jin Chengwu, Liu Ren, and Gu Hui came here with Teacher Mufu at this time.
Jin Chengwu: "I didn't expect Mr. Kibe to like to eat stinky tofu." ”
Kinobe: "I only eat occasionally, thank you three seniors for bringing me here." ”
Jin Chengwu: "Little things, little things, the boss here is a friend of my students, and I helped find this place, you can eat it to your heart's content today, Brother Xiang has a few strings of stinky tofu, why did you run out!" ”
Ah Yuan: "Brother Xiang, I ran away in a hurry, and there will be a period later, Jin Chengwu wants to catch me in the next life!" ”
Jin Chengwu: "Teacher Mube is missing, I have something to do, stand a little death!!!! ”
After Gu Hui and Liu Ren saw Ah Yu running out, they instantly understood what had happened.
Gu Hui and Liu Ren said in unison: "Teacher Mube, we have something to do for the time being, we will come back soon in a while, you eat something first." ”
Kinobe: "What's wrong with these three seniors?" Why is it so urgent! ”
Brother Xiang: "Little brother is from Japan, come here today to try my Ah Xiang brand stinky tofu, I invite guests to eat." ”
Kinobe: "Then thank you, boss." ”
Dumb head walked with Dongtujiao and Seqing at this time.
Se Qing: "Dumb student, what is your school like?" ”
Dumbfounded: "School is like being at home." ”
Seharu: "Are you as happy at school as you are at home?" ”
Dumbfounded: "No, at school is the same as at home, because at home in addition to sleeping, eating and playing, at school is also sleeping, eating and playing." ”
Seharu -_-||"It seems that the dumb classmate is very unrestrained at home! ”
Wangcai: "Why did you come out?" ”
Dumbfounded: "Ou, someone released me just now, Grandma Liu is not nearby!" ”
Wangcai: "No, he went out with the Japanese teacher who just arrived." ”
Liu Ren: "Stupid, don't run for me, stand honestly." ”
The dumb face instantly frightened: "Didn't you say he wasn't there?" ”
Wangcai-_-||"He's just here, run." ”
Dumbfounded: "I'm sorry for the two of you, I have something to run away, and there will be a period later." ”
Seharu -_-||
On the other side, Fendou frantically fled,
Fendou: "Gao Qian save me, I was chased and killed." ”
Gao Qian watched Fendou fly towards her, and kicked Fendou away: "Roll as far as you want." ”
Xiao Guizi: "Xingtaiqi, the one flying in the air is Fendou!" ”
Xingtaiqi: "Don't worry, he must have caused something, otherwise he wouldn't have flew." ”
On the other side, Ah Yu talked about the pursuit of Jin Chengwu, and at this time, Ah Yu was already stupid and didn't know the place, looking for people he knew everywhere.
Ayu: "Hey, it's the two of you, thank you for saving me today, my name is Ayu." ”
Se Qing pondered for a moment: "You are the classmate who ran out, why are you here!" ”
Ah Yu: "I'm lost, I can't find where?" ”
Se Qing: "In that case, then you can follow us all the way, we are trying to get around this place." ”
Ah Yu: "Thank you then, I'll invite you to eat stinky tofu." Ah Yu took out a thing in the paper, Dong Rabbit Jiao smelled a foul smell, she found that the smell came from the things in Ah Yu's hand, she subconsciously thought it was poison, Dong Rabbit Jiao quickly picked up Ah Yu's thing and threw it out, but at the moment when Dong Rabbit Horn grabbed it, Ah Yu was embraced, Ah Yu fell forward, and his lips just kissed Seqing.
Se Qing suddenly lost her memory in an instant, and when Dong Tujiao also found out that it was just a piece of food, she looked back and instantly turned black, "If a boy kisses you on the mouth today, then he will be your permanent partner." ”
Ah Yu got up and said, "What are you doing here?" Why threw my stinky tofu. ”
The blackened East Rabbit Horn said silently: "Why don't you need to know, you just need to know that you will die ugly today." ”
Se Qing: "Rabbit horn san, don't! Can't kill! ”
Rabbit Horn: "Stay aside, don't let him defile you." At this time, Se Qing hugged the rabbit horn and shouted to Ah Yu: "Go quickly, if you don't go, you will die." ”
Ah Yu saw that the situation was wrong at this time, so he ran away.
Rabbit horn: "Let go of my Seqing, he must die." ”
Se Qing: "Don't rabbit horn san, please, put down the knife." However, Rabbit Horn didn't listen to Seqing's words, and threw off Seqing to chase after Ayu.
Dumb Tou frantically fled on the other side, Liu Ren gradually approached Dumbhead, and Dumb Tou ran towards a corner at this time.
Liu Ren: "Hey, stupid, where did this guy go?" ”
Liu Ren looked around and didn't see the stupid head had to go to the other side, after Liu Ren left, a decorative lamppost on the wall suddenly moved, this was a hidden stupid head.
Dumbfounded: "It's good that I'm hiding here, it's time to go down." When he climbed down from the lamp, he stepped on the air and fell down instantly.
Dumb didn't feel any pain after falling, and he found himself in the arms of a very beautiful man.
This girl is Inukai Isuke, "In my arms, maybe that's what it means!" However, Isuke, who was holding his head, was not as angry as the others, but smiled and said, "This boy is also quite cute, what is your name, little brother!" ”
Dudhead: "My name is Dutou, can you put me down first?" ”
Isuke's eyes were full of love, "Okay! Do you have a girlfriend? ”
At this time, a chill came from behind Isuke, and at this time, a beautiful girl suddenly appeared behind Isuke, "It's mine to be stupid, no one can get close to him." ”
The dumb head found the girl behind Isuke: "Senior Sister Xiaoyun hasn't seen you for a long time." ”
Xiao Yun: "Yes! It's been a long time since I didn't see you, since you rejected me that time, I haven't come to see you, in order to meet your requirements, I decided to go through some training and come back, I didn't expect someone to seduce you as soon as I came back, right! ”
Isuke could see that this girl was full of hatred for herself, and Isuke smiled coldly: "A woman who is rejected by a man dares to come back, and she doesn't look at what she looks like." ”
Xiao Yun: "Listen to your tone to provoke a war!" ”
Isuke: "No, no, I'm just telling the truth." ”
The war between the two was about to be stimulated, and the dumb head ran towards a girl, and the two turned their heads to see that the dumb head was leaking love towards the girl: "Xiaoyin, do you miss me!" Would you like ice cream? I'll buy it for you. ”
Isuke: "Why, why, isn't my charm as attractive as that girl?" ”
Xiao Yun: "Why does the idiot junior like her, is it because I am not feminine enough?" ”
Isuke: "I'm bigger than that girl's breasts. ”
Xiao Yun: "That's it, and I don't know how much better than that figure." ”
Isuke and Koyun stood in the wind and were messy.
Rabbit Horn didn't find out where Ah Yu had gone, and now that it was almost time to assemble, she had to go back.
After returning to the assembly place, he found that the walking eagle kept **** towards a puppet at this time, "Damn, hateful, I didn't kill him!! ”
Isuke was in a daze in the wind, and his mouth kept muttering, "Why? Why? ”
Se Qing: "Rabbit Horn San, you're back, you didn't hurt your life!" ”
Rabbit Horn: "No, I didn't catch him. ”
Se Qing: "It's good if you don't have it, you should think that we are not a country, and it is impossible to have love." ”
Mr. Kibe also came back at this time: "Students, I have brought delicious Chinese food, let's eat it together!" ”
A huge stench spread throughout the camp, "Mr. Kibe is about to throw this thing away, it stinks." ”
"What is this? Oh my God, help me!! ”
In this way, the black group was completely driven crazy by something called stinky tofu this afternoon.