"20 Things Drama Audiences Need to Know"

"1. Before going to the play, you must have a cold, so that you can cough loudly and spit in the theater.

2. Sugar cane, orange oranges, melon seeds, peanuts must be brought into the theater..... In order to discard the skin all over the ground, and heavy cleaning, it is best to bring a hot pot and "open the hall with a hairy belly" at any time.

3. The single-number ticket should be entered into the double door, the double-numbered ticket should be entered the single-number door, the upstairs ticket should be downstairs, and the downstairs ticket should be sat upstairs

When the influential media talked about Yao Mulan, Zeng Sunya, Kong Lifu, and other familiar names, the semi-monthly drama newspaper was quietly released, and the most eye-catching first edition was Lao She's "Twenty Instructions for Drama Audiences".

Undisguised irony, popular artists joined the drama industry, bringing a wider audience to the drama script, but at the same time, it also brought audiences who did not have the corresponding qualities that the drama should have.

The drama newspaper itself did not delve into the ornamentation of "Monument" or the thinking it wanted to convey, because in a week, the drama would be moved to the Peking University Centennial Lecture Hall.

The Drama Newspaper only gave a rough picture of the first performance of "The Monument", which opened for ten minutes, leaving more than half of the seats, and discussed the reasons for this situation throughout the whole article.

"Brother Yan, are you going to perform at Peking University?" Tao sat on one end of the sofa with a mask, a few years ago, when filming, the intersection was not deep, but according to limited understanding, she did not often apply, but since the two of them were together, she was much more attentive than usual, most of the time when she lived in two places and could only contact by phone, she was dealing with the mask.

"Huh? Who did you listen to, how did I not know? Lu Yan sat at the other end, flipped through the script in his hand, "Yangcheng Dark Whistle" was afraid that he would not be able to take her, he did not have the influence of Chen Baoguo, no matter who invested and who supervised the production, Zhao Kui'e could always get a role more or less.

"It's in the magazine" She lifted the magazine in her hand, saw Lu Yan glance at it and returned to the script, and said, "Hey, what about talking to you, do you listen?" ”

"Listen, I haven't received a notice yet, and I'm not sure if it's real or not," he said, and said, "This play, master craftsman, I'm going to take it, and I'll ask if I can have a husband and wife stall when the time comes." ”

"Hmph, you just coax me with these shadowless, you really have the ability to come out" She pouted, seeing that he was still staring at the script, stretched out his curled legs, and crawled on his knees very slowly on his toes, and the bright nails were like cat's eyes, moving inch by inch, not because of the action itself, but because it was clear that this person had an incomprehensible habit for long legs, and it just so happened that she had just finished yoga and was wearing a pair of hot pants.

He reached out and pulled her foot aside, and said, "Chengxin, right, I'll tell you, I didn't discuss." ”

"I promise it's not okay if I don't?! Really"

"Promise, oh" He rolled his eyes, now she is honest, but if she really goes back and talks about it, she will say again: Why should I reason with you, it is really a normal thing, I discussed it with the two of you yesterday....

In fact, Tao closed his eyes and walked out of the house by himself, and saw that Zhang Wenwen and Wang Yu were not in the house, so Lu Yan was busy in the kitchen, leaning against the kitchen door and asking, "What about Sister Wang and Wenwen?" ”

"Wenwen went down to buy salt, Wang Yu took it away for me"

Because his back was up, Tao couldn't see his expression when he spoke, and thought he was joking, and said: "You are too, people come from afar, and you don't say that you will leave someone for a meal." ”

Lu Yan turned around, opened the cabinet next to him, scooped a small half cup of millet with a measuring cup, and sneered: "Eat? Let her in the door just to see your face. ”

"Then you're not afraid of her...... Well? You guys.. Is there some misunderstanding? She took it smoothly, and it wasn't until she noticed Lu Yan's face, which didn't mean any jokes, that she realized a little that things didn't seem to be what she thought, and he seemed to be serious.

"What misunderstanding can there be? I'll tell you, she's the kind of person, you can't give her a good look, the more you tolerate it, the more you will kick your nose on the face, but you are not polite to her, she will stick it over again, but there is no such opportunity, by the way, how much are your liquidated damages? ”

On Tao's face and body, there was no residual sleepiness, and the arm he was holding unconsciously let go: "Are you crazy?" ”

"I'm not crazy, I just can't understand it" He turned his head and looked at her a little inexplicably: "Is it that heavy?" ”

Tao didn't speak, she knew what he was talking about, even if they were lovers, some words, some things, it was not easy to say them face-to-face, knowing that the other party knew, it was probably an alternative tacit understanding.

Seeing that Tao was silent, he turned around again, took some water, poured rice into the pot, and said, "I'm so annoyed with you, do I dislike you or do you have any dissatisfaction with me?" Hey, I don't understand, do you have to toss yourself into the hospital to feel good or what? ”

"I..."

"Don't talk" glanced back at her, and said, "Don't think about what you have all day long, yes, it was like that at the beginning, but what can you do?" You're the first to go, otherwise you will have a chance to open your mouth, oh, I'm red, you have to be the same red to be appropriate? The co-author went to a famous school, and we have to take the exam for a famous school? ”

"I didn't mean that" seemed to find that his argument was almost nothing, Tao was silent for a long time before he said: "But you can't do that, Sister Wang is also my agent no matter what, how can you let me see her in the future?" ”

"Those people who hit Hong Kong and Taiwan, what kind of virtue do I not know? You are red, give you the treatment of your uncle, eat and drink well, and serve you with good words, you are not popular, and you will not be treated as a person immediately, you just didn't take the initiative to ask for it, and the situation will not be much better" Putting the lid on the pot, Lu Yan picked up the scarf around his waist and wiped his hands, and said: "I've thought about it, you only have one choice now." ”

"What?"

"I paid the liquidated damages, I want to go it alone, I won't stop it, sign it again, and it's up to you, but I have to agree to sign whichever one"

She was angry and laughed: "Are you crazy or stupid?" Nearly 10 million liquidated damages?! Where are we going", but she suddenly laughed again: "Otherwise, let's get married, what about me, I'm not an artist, I can take advantage of the time to do something else, and I don't have to pay liquidated damages." ”

Lu Yan thought about it, it's not impossible, artists are not free, but there are two exceptions, one is his suggestion, breach of contract, and break it in two, and the second is to quit and no longer engage in any artist-related activities during the term of the contract.

For the brokerage company, it is naturally difficult for the artist to quit halfway, but what people do, everyone watches, and everything will not really be done to the point where there is no emotion, if you really want to do that, it is a self-defeating way, therefore, it can be regarded as an unconventional rule in the circle.

"Would you like to?" But he didn't approve of her proposal, as a man, he naturally didn't like to go home every time he didn't even see a figure, but he understood better that what she said was not exactly her sincere choice, maybe in a few years, with a child, her tendencies would shift, but at the moment, no.

"I... I'm talking and playing" She opened her mouth, looked at Lu Yan's serious face, thought about it, and said, "But it's not that I can't think about it, I want a child." ”

"Well, next year, let's go meet your parents at the end of this year" Lu Yan thought about the plan in his heart, and said: "As for quitting, don't say it again, Ming'er will call Wang Yu, terminate the contract, money, sooner or later, youth is just a few years, take advantage of now, do what you like to do, don't wait for the future, that is, there is no time, and there is no mood." ”

"Hey, Lu Yan, what do you mean, dislike me for being old?"

Lu Yan's mouth opened: "No, when did I say it?" ”

"I didn't say it, but I must have thought so in my heart," she said, untying the scarf from her waist, "clumsy, go aside." ”

"Hey, seriously, you really don't mind?"

"Smack"

He reached out and slapped her on her upright ass, and with his hand he scooped her into his arms, she was tall and her hair was just low on his chin.

"I just said don't think about those who don't have and don't, if I mind this, I'm still ready to marry you" He blew softly in her ear, and his hands, through his clothes, from his lower abdomen, cruising around.

"Hey, what are you doing, it's not good to be seen" She turned around, although the window was not facing her, but she was always a little uneasy in her heart, but she had no strong willingness to refuse.

"No, don't you miss me?"

"Hmm"

"Salt me..."Zhang Wenwen stood at the door of the kitchen in a daze, and when she saw the posture of the two of them clearly, her little face turned red: "I... I didn't see anything", said in a panic, and ran back to the living room.

"Shame on you, get out of here" She hurriedly broke away from his arm and shoved him violently, smiling, but always felt that her face was hot, and she sensed his reaction.

Between lovers, it is impossible to sit together and talk about things, because of the different angles, in the end, it mostly ends in a compromise with one party, in the past, Lu Yan will listen to her mostly, but in this matter, Lu Yan feels that she can no longer rely on her temperament.

Seeing that Lu Yan was iron-hearted, she no longer grinded hard, and sat down: "Where are we going to get so much money, I'll calculate it today, let's add a piece, now it's more than four million, if the contract is terminated, how will we live in the future?" ”

She understands that he is thinking about himself, but the most practical problem is in front of her, money, if she chooses between marriage and retirement, she is willing to choose the former, but in the common plan of the two, the earliest should be the end of next year.

"Don't worry about this, I'll figure out a way when it comes to money" He closed the script, he was ready to take over the play, "Fan Mansion Courtyard" went through it, the script itself is too problematic, neither the current popular commercial elements, nor the depth of "Mansion Gate", the whole one or four are not the same.

"What are you going to do?"