Ming obediently rolled his eyes and hurriedly stood farther away. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info There is such a "special" girlfriend and he is really drunk! Secretly stand farther away, and then stand farther again......

At this time, the caterpillar laughed embarrassedly, and with a guilty face, explained: "Little master, it hasn't reached that level yet! ”

Jade stopped clapping and asked curiously, "To what extent?" No way? Took it off but didn't fall over? ”

Then, she glanced suspiciously at the black ink, looking up and down, her eyes were very presumptuous.

The handsome face, which had turned red and black, was immediately promoted from gray and black to ink black, and glared at the jade fiercely.

"What's that vision for you? I don't think that His Highness ......"

"Stop! Shut up! The dead obediently shouted as he flew towards the jade.

As soon as he finished speaking, he happened to come to his best friend's side, stretched out his hand, and covered her eyes tightly. Then, he turned his head and smiled, "It's okay, it's okay." You go on, you go on. ”

The caterpillar didn't pay attention to anything else, and continued to explain with a smile on the jade: "Little master, let me tell you. I haven't mated with him yet! Didn't you say that? If you like it, pounce on it, eat it all, and leave no residue! I went directly to his dormitory last night, but he said that he was not short of women, and said that he was naturally suave, with three palaces and six courtyards, and a lot of women around him. I'm so angry! ”

Jade listened as she reached out and pushed away her obedient hand.

Ming obediently glanced at the black face, and when he found that he had upgraded from the black level of ink to the essence of a piece of ink, his heart trembled slightly, and he hugged the jade in his arms.

The caterpillar continued: "As soon as I heard that he had been eaten by so many women, I suspected that his body was incomplete, so I took advantage of his inattention to strip him naked and looked at him. ”

Jade couldn't laugh and asked, "Then you saw it...... Think he's still complete, don't you? ”

The caterpillar scratched the back of his head, his face finally turned red, and said, "Just looking at the top, it's quite complete, and there is no shortage of meat." ”

"Haha......" Jade Shi laughed so hard that he leaned on his obedient arm, covering his stomach and laughing almost out of breath.

He obediently glanced at the ink black eyelid, and found that his face was so black that it couldn't be darker, so he swallowed his saliva secretly, giving the caterpillar who still didn't know whether to live or die a pitiful look, and carefully reached out to protect a stinky girlfriend in his arms who didn't know whether to live or die.

Jade finally took a breath and explained to the caterpillar: "You used words indiscriminately again, and you misunderstood ......"

"I'll tell you, if you like it, pounce on it, eat it all and eat it all, that's eating fairy grass! It's not about cannibalism! ”

The caterpillar blinked, "Ah! He asked, "Then you don't say you can't say that you can't say that you can't mate, you should eat it...... I heard him say last night that he had been eaten by so many women, so I took off his clothes and looked at him. ”

Jade hurriedly explained: "You are wrong again, this one is not that one." Belch...... I suddenly found it a little hard to explain. Actually, eating is a kind of eating. Cannibalism is another kind of eating, whether it is eaten or eaten, there will be no less meat on two people, you know? ”

The caterpillar scratched his head, shook his head, and said, "I don't understand much." ”

The jade flashed big black eyes and slid around, snorted twice, and said, "Wait a minute, I'll think about it again." Actually, when I talk about cannibalism, I also mean what you call mating and laying dragon eggs. It is...... It is...... It's two people hugging each other and rolling the sheets! ”

Well, for this, she's also a rookie. It was not easy for her to come up with these words!

Suddenly, she seemed to notice a sudden drop in air pressure around her, and as soon as she glanced at it, she stared at her with sharp eyes and a face like ink, as if she was trying to suppress her anger.

"Little Jade!"

Jade came back to his senses, hid behind the obedient underworld, and said with a smile: "I didn't say anything!" You go on, you go on! ”

Ming obediently rolled his eyes, and when he saw the black eyes glaring at him, the posture as if he was going to dig a hole from himself, he also hurriedly smiled and said, "I really didn't say anything!" You go on, you go on! ”

Ink black snorted coldly, and was just about to step over

A pretty figure pounced and hugged his sturdy waist.

The ink black eyes were forced to stop, the roots of his ears turned red, and he roared: "Woman! I don't care about you! "Rao is no matter how suave and romantic he is, he is also frightened by this crazy woman.

The caterpillar looked up with a smile and said in a tender voice, "I finally know what it means to eat you!" Let's go! Let's roll the sheets together! ”

There are three black lines on his forehead, and he raised his head and roared in the direction of the underworld

"Little jade! Good mount you taught! ”

A crisp voice came from behind him: "No one is here!" Nobody's here! ”

The woman on her waist shook her eyes and listened to her words, crying and laughing.

Shake and shake, the caterpillar was ripped off one hand, and hurriedly put on the other. The other was thrown off, and the other was still hitching.

The black eyes were puffing, the chest under the black robe was bulging, and the temples kept trembling, obviously being angry.

The caterpillar grinned and played with him the game of you catch me and hide, you run away and I chase, giggling happily, and in the end, she hooked the black eye's neck, like an octopus, wrapped around him.

"Great Black Dragon! I won't let you go! ”

After working hard for a long time, looking at the woman who was sticking to her body, she wanted to cry without tears, and for the first time in her life, she felt that she was so sad!

"Little Jade, count me begging you, please, is it okay? Will you keep this mad woman away from this king? I beg you......"

Jade, who was sitting on the rockery on the side, eating grapes and watching the play, smiled and said, "Aren't you getting along well?" Why did you come here all of a sudden? It makes me feel like I can beat a mandarin duck...... Gee! ”

Turning her head to look at the obedient girl holding the grapes, she asked, "Girlfriend, do you think I'm right?" ”

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, pinched a grape, put it into his mouth elegantly, and said: "As the saying goes, it is better to demolish ten temples than to dismantle a marriage." Such a lack of virtue is indeed not suitable for doing. ”

Jade nodded and nodded, and said, "It's worthy of being my best friend, our views are too consistent!" Cheers to our friendship! ”

"Only grapes, how do you do it?"

"Then dry the grapes!"

"Okay!"

"Good boys, dried grapes are better, raisins are better......"

"yes!"

Then, the two deliberately ignored the ultra-high-intensity distress signal transmitted by the ink black eye, smiled and dried the grapes in their hands again, threw them into their mouths in unison, and ate with a smile.

The black eyes rolled his eyes, his anger burned in his heart, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, he didn't laugh angrily, and reached out to hug the caterpillar wrapped around his body.