Zhuo Xiaowu sorted out some of the smash hits on the Internet in his mind!

He wrote these paragraphs and put them in the column where the author of "The Legend of Wukong" has something to say!

Yes, he shamelessly put these advertisements in the column where the author has something to say, which is not the most shameless, the most shameless thing is that he even asked readers to help him advertise!

This is almost a rare and wonderful event in the online literature industry in a century!

Well, this ..... In fact, it's not the main thing, the main thing is his shameless confession!

The author has something to say: Well, who am I? I guess everyone has guessed, I am loved by everyone, flowers bloom, and cars have flat tires..... Ahem, what... Far from it!

Well, I admit that I am the wise and martial artist, the talented author of "The Legend of Wukong", and I am the great aunt card..... Wow! Omitted here!

I've compiled some never-before-seen classic jokes below, if you laughed, or if you felt it, then please retweet it! Well, always be convinced.... This is not an advertisement, this is to carry forward the classic joke and make more people laugh!

I heard that when other advertising authors advertise the rest of the books, they will always add a sentence, the younger brother came to visit the great god so-and-so, I don't, and I won't be like that when I advertise later!

I have never been in the same league as the world!

Well, when I advertise later, I will add a sentence "Little brother kneels to the great god." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

I'm on my knees! I'm on my knees, you can't delete my ad posts anymore!

It's not easy to hit the streets in this world! It's really not easy! Cantonese guys like to scold people at every turn: "Hey, you dead street guy!" ”

I'm sorry for my mother! Is it easy for me to fight the streets? I can't make any money, and I have to write novels after work every day! Did you know that I am now 3,688 degrees myopia?

Don't ask me how the degree is still zero and round, is that the point? Is that the point? The point is, shouldn't you help me advertise!

Belch...... Slip of the tongue, this is not an advertisement, this is a joke, yes, this is a joke, then everyone appreciates the joke, and then you must remember to forward it!

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After Zhuo Xiaowu released this author's words, he then updated five chapters of the novel, and now "The Legend of Wukong" has reached the middle and late stages, and there are still more than a dozen chapters to be updated!

The reason why he wrote this very short novel first was not because Zhuo Xiaowu didn't have the rest of the smash hits in his mind, of course there were, and there were more than ten!

On the one hand, the short "The Legend of Wukong" was written because this book was released in today's online literature, and it really came into being, and on the other hand, it was used to test the waters, and by the way, it triggered the trend of new categories on the Internet!

Well..... Well, Zhuo Xiaowu admits that these two aspects have almost the same meaning!

After he finished publishing these, he also began to copy classic jokes to advertise in major best-selling books!

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At five o'clock in the afternoon, it has been two hours since the release of Zhuo Xiaowu's classic jokes!

Xiao Yeye, a new god in the male frequency martial arts novel, has just come out of the retreat code word at this time!

He has always been very fast in codewording, and is called a humanoid codeword machine in the industry, and he has coded 8,000 words in just two hours of retreat.

4,000 words an hour, which is a terrifying speed, generally speaking, writers are 1,000 words an hour!

He saved the newly written chapters to the author's background in Jianghu, and then clicked on the background to check the data!

Title of the book "xxx"

Click: 2687996

Collection: 189635.

Weekly recommendation: 21689, recommended vote ranking: 89.

The number of tips today: 15 times, the amount of tips: 25.5 yuan.

So far, the data of novels is very normal, but when he saw the data of novel reviews, he was stunned!

Today's book friend comments: 1685 times!

"More than sixteen hundred?" Xiao Yeye swallowed a mouthful of foam with difficulty, generally according to the usual comments, there are only about 100 comments from his book friends every day, plus some advertisements, there are also 200!

But what's going on today? More than 1,600? I'm rubbing!

Xiao Yeye hurriedly clicked on the page of the book, he looked around, and found that the book review area was swiped by a dense crowd of characters and comments!

His first reaction was: "! Blown up by hackers? ”

But Xiao Yeye saw that none of the book reviews scolded herself, and even some very familiar old readers copied and pasted these comments!

He looked at these comments very carefully, it didn't matter if he looked at it, and he was suddenly out of control!

Yiye Zhiqiu netizen: I secretly changed my number name to "Dad" in the mobile phone at the same table

Send him a text message during class: Come back quickly, child, we have 10 million in our family, and we still have a chicken feather school!

After watching the same table, he ran out directly, and the head teacher asked him why he went! He didn't look back and said, "Fuck off, go to the Gobi."

Recently, there is a novel that will become the first divine book that will sweep the entire Internet, and that is "The Legend of Wukong", if you don't read it, then unfortunately, you will regret your decision!

Okay, I admit that I came to advertise, I knelt down to the great god, please let me occupy this acre and three points of land, and I will advertise the shameless goods of the big aunt's brand rice bowl, because this section is poisonous, and I want more people to be poisoned!

After Xiao Yeye read it, he couldn't help but laugh and said, "This paragraph is really poisonous!" But..... Nima's book reviews aren't all advertisements! ”

He looked at the book review page that was blown up, and was stunned, this has to be shameless, crazy, and charismatic authors with a strong personality, so that many book friends can make this kind of move to blow up the book review page!

He continued to look at the next paragraph.

Netizen: Until now, there are seven facts that the world has to admit, please don't be surprised. 01. You can't turn your neck twice. 2. You can't count how much hair you have. 3. You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue sticks out. 4. You're doing the third one. 5. When you're working on the third one, you think it's doable, but you're going to look like a puppy. 6. You're laughing right now because I made you straight. 7, please forward this paragraph if it is whole, and postscript "The Legend of Wukong" is the first divine book on the Internet!

"! I'm all rectified, I'm wrong! Xiao Ye Ye just withdrew his tongue that he spit out, and looked at this paragraph, the corners of his mouth twitched extremely!

I'm going to go, who the hell is this! What kind of god is the author of this "The Legend of Wukong"! It's too ..... to make these classic jokes just for advertising Lose your heart!

In the twitching of the corners of his mouth, Xiao Yeye also forwarded this paragraph to other book review pages again with sincerity!

He could imagine that with this kind of viral spread, it wouldn't be long before all the book review pages in the rivers and lakes would fall under the offensive of these classic jokes!

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Just when these classic joke advertisements were spreading like a virus, the data of Zhuo Xiaowu's "The Legend of Wukong" was also climbing at a crazy speed.......