Chapter 1 This is really not Xiang

Zhege is a third-rate university graduate, and he wants to find a job after graduation and work hard to make money, so as to pay off the debts owed by his family to provide for his education as soon as possible. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

I didn't think that he underestimated the cruelty of this world, his major was not good, and he graduated from a miscellaneous university, and he didn't find a good job to look forward to, so he could only work as a small security guard in a five-star hotel.

I overslept in the morning, and when it was about to be time for him to go to work, I immediately washed up and prepared to go to work.

Because the salary is too low, Zhege has always cooked and eaten by himself in his residence, and he overslept, and it must be too late to cook early now, so he saw that there were still a few small mangoes on the table, and he was not so particular, so he grabbed two and rushed to work with his ass in his pocket.

Hurried out of the residence, still praying in my heart: I must catch the bus, I must catch the bus.

His residence is far away from his work, and sometimes he chooses to run early in order to save money.

In this case like this morning, you can only do it once and make a bus.

Fortunately, just in time to catch the bus, Zhege looked at so many people in line, there was no way, squeeze it!

finally squeezed up, but it was all people next to each other, and it was difficult to even turn around.

After coming over a stop, I finally went down a few times, although there were a few more, but they were much looser, and they were no longer as crowded as before.

The bus moved again, and suddenly an Alaskan dog ran out of the roadside, and the driver immediately braked sharply, and everyone rushed forward a little, but fortunately no one was injured.

Zhege was also hit by the person behind him, and then he remembered that he still had a mango in his fart pocket!

I put my hand in my butt pocket, and when I took it out, my whole hand was covered with yellow mango juice.

His action was seen by everyone, Nima, just this collision, even Xiang was knocked out.

The people behind immediately centered on him and squeezed back hard, for fear of physical contact with him.

Zhege even has the heart to die at this time!

Mud horses, what's going on! I just want to take a mango for breakfast and go to work to eat it.

Now it's okay, the bus master braked suddenly, and the mango was squeezed by the people behind, and everyone thought he was squeezed out of Xiang, what is this called!

"Don't get me wrong! This is not Xiang, it is really not Xiang. ”

Zhege is trying to explain that he will have to take the bus in the future! If he doesn't explain this misunderstanding clearly, will he still have the face to take the bus in the future?

It's okay that Zhege didn't explain, as soon as he spoke, even the people in front of him heard it, and turned his head to see what was going on?

But I don't know if it's the lack of morality, at this critical juncture, he secretly let out a stinky fart, and Zhege is even more tragic.

Everyone smelled the stench, and tried to squeeze to the side, for fear that Zhege would stick 'Xiang' on them.

Zhege also smelled the smell of fart, and there was no way to explain it clearly.

"You have to believe me! This is really not Xiang, this is a mango! ”

But is the explanation useful? Everyone smells the stench, and this explanation is a cover-up!

"This person is really, he pooped on the bus, can't he be solved at home before going out!" A man whispered in the back.

"That's it, he still has the face to say that it is a mango, if it were me, he would have jumped out of the car and ran away." The other person mends the knife.

An old man also said: "Young man, why are you in such a hurry! I think you'd better get out of the car first and find a place to clean yourself up first! ”

was said by everyone, Zhege really even had the heart to die.

This is obviously a mango!

Don't see this mango juice and pulp?

It's still fresh, how can everyone talk nonsense with their eyes open!

And the person who secretly farted, why can't he stand up and say a few words for himself!

If Zhege knew who was farting, he would definitely beat the fart person out for real.

Zhege cried and continued to explain: "Uncle, this is really not Xiang, this is the mango I brought when I went out, and I want to take it to the company as an early breakfast!" ”

But will anyone believe him?

This yellow and stench hasn't finished yet! What is not Xiang? When are they idiots?

"Can't you just fart and come out to testify for me? I beg you. "Zhege can only turn to the person who farted for help.

But farting is such a shameful thing, who will take the initiative to admit it!

At this time, even the bus master turned around and said, "Boy, you dare to fly on my car, you are going down now!" It's better to wait until you stand and give me an explanation! ”

When Zhege heard it, he couldn't prove his innocence, but he was afraid that the bus master would really drive him off.

He put a pottery in his butt pocket, took out the squeezed mango and said, "Look, this is the mango core, now you believe it!" ”

Everyone hid away from Zhege, and when they saw him really take out a Huang Bulaji thing, they felt even more disgusted.

"Why is this man like this! And pulled out that disgusting thing..."

"Gross... I want to throw up, it's the first time I've encountered this situation..."

Zhege was in a hurry, he was obviously holding a mango core in his hand, why were they still talking nonsense with their eyes open!

So he turned his heart sideways and said: "If you don't believe it, then I will prove that this is not Xiang, it is a mango." ”

As he spoke, he shoved the unformed mango into his mouth, and he ate it.

It doesn't matter if Zhege doesn't eat it, this time, I saw that everyone lowered their heads and vomited, and even the bus master stopped the car, opened the door and went out to vomit.

Zhege wants to cry without tears!

What is this called? It's just a mango!

This is the whole thing, why can't you still speak with facts?

Was he wrong to do so?

That's right! He just wanted to prove that he wasn't squeezed out, and that the yellow thing was indeed a mango.

But looking at everyone's reaction, the expression was obviously that he saw him eating Xiang.

It's disgusting enough to be squeezed out of Xiang, and I actually ate Xiang in front of everyone, can I still be disgusting?

"Master, open the car door quickly, I want to get out of the car, I won't do this car..."

"Yes, yes, get out of the car..."

The bus driver was also afraid of anger, so he ran back to the driver's seat, opened the door, and let everyone get off.

He's depressed too! It's the first time this kind of thing has happened, it's strange every year, this is the most weird!

You said that you were squeezed out, and Xiang was squeezed out! Why are you still eating it?

Everyone left, leaving Zhege alone and standing alone in the car, and the master couldn't stand it anymore.

"Hey, you kid is planning to stay in my car and not get out, right? Hurry up and get me down, or I'm not welcome. ”

Seeing that Zhege was still stunned, the bus master said angrily: "Boy, if you don't come down, I'm going to call the TV station and ask them to expose your uncivilized behavior on the bus." ”

was yelled at by the bus master, Zhege also came back to his senses, and his heart was very sad!

Isn't it just that I wake up a little late in the morning? If I had gotten up earlier, I would have run to work long ago, although the distance was a bit far, but we should have exercised.

Seeing that it has become like this now, Zhege is afraid that he will not want to take the bus for the rest of his life.

Lost his soul and walked off the bus, Zhege didn't look at the direction carefully, he just walked in a daze, and he couldn't understand what others said about him.

This is the biggest black pot he has carried, and I can't tell who he is carrying it for.

The mango is his, and if it is squeezed out, it is regarded as Xiang by others, and no one else is to blame.

But the culprit is the one who farted! If it weren't for that stinky fart, would it be like this?

And that nasty Alaskan dog, if it weren't for it, the bus driver wouldn't have braked so hard.

So I can't tell you about today's incident, I can only blame Zhege for his own bad luck, because of a mango, he took his reputation.

Drooping his head and hanging his hands, Zhege walked away in despair, he was already in a daze now, and he didn't know what he was doing, and he said: "This is really not Xiang, this is really not Xiang..."

"Toot toot... "There was a sound of car horns.

Zhege was finally awakened, and when he looked up, he saw that a large truck was already speeding towards him, and he kept honking its horn.

By the time he realized he was about to be hit, it was too late to run away...

With a "bang", Zhege was knocked away by the oncoming truck.

When he was knocked into the air, he shouted loudly: "That's really not Xiang, it's a mango..."

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