"Tianxingjian, a gentleman is constantly striving for self-improvement. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info terrain Kun, gentleman with virtue. In a government-run school in the backing mountain village, an old man wearing a Confucian robe and white hair is holding a book in one hand, shaking his head and reading, this old man is the only teacher in this school, and he is also the most learned person in the backing village, and he is also the most respected person by the villagers in the backing village, and every time he reads a sentence, dozens of students in the school will read a sentence very neatly.

But there is an exception to this, I saw that at the end of the school, a young man about fifteen or sixteen years old, with long eyebrows and beautiful eyes, wearing coarse linen clothes, was lying on the table and falling asleep, the corners of his mouth were drooling, and he still had a lustful smile on his face in his sleep, obviously this kid was dreaming of spring.

This young man's name is Leng Jiuhan, and he is the son of a hunter in this mountain village, because his mother had a difficult birth when he gave birth to him, and after giving birth to him with the last bit of strength, he died, for which his hunter father was uncomfortable for many years, and he also had to go up the mountain often to hunt to subsidize the family, and sometimes he didn't go home for several days when he went up the mountain, and he didn't have time or mood to take care of him, so when he was thirteen years old, before his grandmother died, he was basically taken care of by his elderly grandmother.

And his grandmother because he is the only grandson, he can be said to be extremely spoiled, which made him develop a naughty character since he was a child, and before his grandmother died, it has developed into a pest in the village, on weekdays, either the Zhang family's chicken is roasted today, or tomorrow the fat son of the Li family is beaten, his Orion Daddy beat him for this, but it is too late, this kid can be honest for up to three days after each beating, and he will commit it again after three days, The most serious time this kid was beaten by his father because he peeked at a widow in the village taking a bath, and he was beaten on the bed for half a month before he could get out of bed, but this kid turned around and roasted the big yellow dog of the housekeeper of the richest Zhao rich man in the village.

This made his father have a great headache for him, and he beat and scolded, so he couldn't beat him to death! At the same time, his father was also extremely self-blaming, because when Leng Jiuhan was a child, he was not close to the responsibility of being a father, after all, the son does not teach, and the father's fault is not the same, so that he has developed the current character of stealing chickens and dogs and lustful nature.

Originally, his father was almost desperate for him, but when Leng Jiuhan was fourteen years old, an incident happened that made his father see the hope of changing him, it turned out that with the gradual increase of the national strength of the Great Song Dynasty, the imperial court finally ran the free official school to this remote mountain village located in the frontier, and Leng Jiuhan was also whipped into this school run by the imperial court by his father.

In order to make Leng Jiuhan successful, his father took out all the savings over the years, plus the income of his family's two acres of thin fields, but he didn't go into the mountains to hunt again in two years, so he stared at him at home and read, which can be said to be a bloody investment.

This made Leng Jiuhan feel miserable in the past two years, but he also had to learn the Four Books and Five Classics that made him drowsy, because if he didn't study well and couldn't finish the class, Mr. Teaching would tell his father about his performance, and his father would beat him half to death.

But this kid slept in the school today, why is that? Why did he have the audacity to take the risk of being smoked by his father to sleep in the school?

In fact, if you want to talk about it, this matter is really not good to blame him, because last night this kid finally finished the homework assigned by Mr. and was about to chat with Zhou Gong, when his father walked into his room to talk to him, saying that it was a conversation, but in fact it was a lecture, of course, it was his father who said it and he listened.

As for the content, it is nothing more than that in the past few days when his father is away, he must study hard, take the exam in the future, become an official or something, so it is a night, and when the sky is about to dawn, his father got up and left, leading their blackened hound, and walked step by step towards the 100,000 mountains behind the mountain village in the dark night by the moonlight......

Leng Jiuhan looked at the back of his father who slowly disappeared in the night, and suddenly his eyes were a little moist, although his father didn't say why he suddenly went into the mountains to hunt, but he knew that it must be because the family was about to be unable to open the pot, looking at the night when there was no back of his father, he secretly swore in his heart: "You must study hard, be a big county order in the future, let his father enjoy the blessings, and then marry seven or eight beautiful concubines like the rich man Zhao in the village, and give birth to a bunch of dolls......

But the ideal is beautiful, but the body is to sleep, because usually every day after going back to do homework, the remaining time to sleep is only three hours at most, and last night was taught by his father for a night of Leng Jiuhan, although he didn't want to sleep in the school, but since he entered the school and sat down, his eyelids have been fighting, after barely holding on until Mr. Teaching came to the school, listening to Mr. Lullaby's reading sound, he couldn't help the protest of his eyes anymore, and fell asleep as soon as his head tilted on the table.

And this kid doesn't change his lustful nature in his sleep, just after he fell asleep, he had a quiet meeting with the youngest daughter of the rich man Zhao's family, as the saying goes, a knife on the head of the color word, isn't this retribution! I saw that he didn't know what made him happy in his dream, but suddenly he said straightforwardly: "Just kiss, kiss, okay." ”

After he said this, the school, which was still full of the sound of reading aloud just now, suddenly had a deathly silence, followed by laughter, and the gentleman who shook his head in front of the podium also opened his eyes with a blue face, and then got up and walked towards him with a ring ruler, and Leng Jiuhan, who was having a spring dream, could be said to know nothing about what was happening in the outside world.

"Don't run, huh...... Lily...... Don't run......" Just when Mr. walked in front of Leng Jiuhan, this kid suddenly said something again, which made the gentleman who had just come to him furious, and he raised the ring ruler and knocked it his head.

Leng Jiuhan, who was dreaming of spring, was awakened by the sudden sharp pain above his head, stood up reflexively, and scolded: "Who the hell dares to beat Lao Tzu, I don't want to live." ”

But when he saw the person standing beside him, cold sweat instantly covered his forehead, and after shouting "sir", he stood there with his head down and didn't dare to say a word, "After all, it is very disrespectful for a student to scold Mr., in this great Song Dynasty that respects teachers very much, if his father knows, it is estimated that it will be light to be beaten for two months and not be able to get out of bed." ”

Just when Leng Jiu was sweating and waiting for the stormy ring ruler that might come soon, Mr. stared at him for a while, then suddenly smiled and turned around and left, which made Leng Jiuhan look inexplicable, and thought, "It shouldn't be, can you just let me go?" ”

But then he knew that he was wrong, because the gentleman, who was about to walk to the podium, suddenly said, "When you go back, copy the I Ching five times, and give it to me tomorrow." Just such a sentence, but the lethality of this sentence for Leng Jiuhan is more than ten times greater than his father's leather whip.

For Leng Jiuhan, he would rather be beaten by his husband than copy any broken I Ching, after all, in his thoughts, being beaten is just a pain for a while, and copying the I Ching five times in one night is an impossible task for him, and if he can't complete the task, he will still be punished.

"Looking at Mr. Shi Shiran returning to the podium, Leng Jiuhan suddenly became angry in his heart, and a very disgusting plan was brewing in his heart, at this time, he had already thrown away the oath that he had just sworn not long ago, that he would study hard, be a county magistrate in the future, and marry a bunch of little wives."

"Does Brother Jiuhan really want to do this?" Under the moonlight, a chubby boy of thirteen or fourteen years old, standing next to the thatched house, holding a dung bucket in one hand and a dung-scooping utensil in the other, asked weakly with a bitter face.

"Less nonsense, hurry up and fill the barrel."

"If Mr. finds out, he will kill us."

"Afraid of what? If you don't say it, I won't say it, who will know. ”

"But Mr. didn't do anything to you, didn't he just punish you for copying the I Ching five times?"

"Isn't it just copying the I Ching five times? Let you copy it and try it? Anyway, I can't finish copying, and the stubborn old master will definitely punish me for beating me in class tomorrow, plus basking in the sun, and I'm going to make him stinky and unable to sleep tonight, this is called revenge in advance, do you understand? Leng Jiuhan stood beside him, pinched his nose, and said with an unhappy face.

"Then who told you to sleep in class and talk in your sleep?" The chubby teenager couldn't help but retort.

"Dead fatty, you still say, believe it or not, I'll beat you." As soon as Leng Jiuhan heard the chubby boy mention that he was sleeping in class, he immediately threatened the fat boy like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.

"Good...... I don't say...... I don't say...... I won't say okay. ”

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Under the moonlight like a mercury outlet, the backing village in the middle of the night against the back of the 100,000 mountains is very peaceful and quiet, and the occasional dog barking in the distance highlights the tranquility of the village, and at this time in this quiet village, there are two teenagers sneakily walking towards the edge of the village.

"Fatty, hurry up." I saw the young man walking in front of him, and he turned around and whispered.

"It's only so fast, or you can mention it." The fat man, who was carrying a bucket full of dung, whispered to him with an angry face.

"Alright...... All right...... You walk slowly, can't you walk slowly? "Maybe he felt that he was a little too much, the young man immediately put on a smiling face, and smiled at the fat man, these two people are naturally Leng Jiuhan, and the chubby boy who was called a fat man by Leng Jiuhan."

"When I arrived, Mr. didn't seem to be asleep yet, and there was still a light in the house." In a bush at the edge of the village, the fat man lying on the ground looked through the grass at the two adobe houses not far ahead, and said to Leng Jiuhan, who was also lying in the grass beside him.

"Hmm...... Oh, yes! The old master really lived to learn all the time! I haven't slept so late. Leng Jiuhan said with emotion.

"Okay, it's not early, let's hurry up and go back to bed as soon as possible." Leng Jiuhan, who was emotional, looked at the fat man beside him with blazing eyes and said.

The fat man was chilled by Leng Jiuhan's heart, but he still said with a resolute face: "You don't want me to splash it, let me tell you, if you kill me, I won't splash it, you have to splash it yourself." Although the fat man was very afraid of Leng Jiuhan, he was even more afraid of Mr., he would rather be beaten by Leng Jiuhan than risk being found out by Mr. He poured feces on him.

"I'll come, I'll come," Leng Jiuhan also knew that there was no problem with letting the fat man scoop dung and lift dung, but if he was asked to pour dung on the door of the old master's room, which was an extremely terrifying existence in his heart, it was estimated that he would not have the courage to do so.

As soon as the words fell, Leng Jiuhan got up and carried the wooden bucket full of dung, and cautiously walked towards the two adobe houses......

At this time, in one of the adobe houses, sitting under an oil lamp that emitted a dim light, holding an ancient book with yellowed pages, the old gentleman was choking on a sudden stench.

"Strange? How could there be a stench in the middle of the night, the old gentleman thought strangely in his heart, suddenly, he remembered his naughty and mischievous, all kinds of evil students Leng Yu Jiuhan, thinking of this, he got up and picked up the ring ruler used to punish the students, and then walked towards the door with slight steps, I have to say that the apprentice Mo Ruoshi! ”

Leng Jiuhan, who had already splashed feces on the walls around the two houses, was standing in front of the door at this time, and was about to slip away with the last bit of feces on the door, thinking viciously in his heart: "I asked your stubborn old master to punish me for copying the Book of Changes, I have to make you stink today." Then he threw the bucket of dung at the door with all his might, but the moment he threw the disgusting feces at the door, the door "magically" opened. ”

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