Chapter 23: The Yellow Book of Old Rascals + Old Maniacs
Four months have passed in the blink of an eye, and a lot has happened during this time, but everything has to start with Qi Dazhuang's defeat as a Taoist priest. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Qi Dazhuang, who was unable to practice Taoism because he only had the power of the three elephants, was assigned to the dining room of the Chaoshu Society, and was specifically responsible for cooking and boiling water, which was a helpless arrangement of the Chaoshu Society, and it was also Qi Dazhuang's own choice.
When he learned that he couldn't become a Taoist priest at all, Qi Dazhuang was very depressed, thinking that he could use this to achieve a career, but he didn't want to sink into the sand at the beginning.
"[Sun Feather Dao Power], [Taiyin Bone Dao Power], [Shaoyang Blood Dao Power], [Shaoyin Wisdom Dao Power], are the four elephant powers." In the days of the Super Magic Meeting, Qi Dazhuang gradually realized why he couldn't cultivate, it turned out that the Sun Feather Dao Power in his body was completely withdrawn, and there was no such thing as Feather Dao Power in his body.
For Taoist priests, the Sun Feather Dao Power is the most important of the four elephants, the Feather Dao Power is huge, and only with him can he perform the Extroverted Dao Technique, and most of the people in the entire Yeluo Continent focus on the Sun Feather Dao Power when cultivating the Four Elephant Powers.
The Taiyin Bone Dao Power is equivalent to the hard kung fu of fists and feet, and the number of majors is secondary.
The power of the Shaoyin Blood Dao is equivalent to internal strength, and most people choose to minor.
And the last elephant wisdom Dao power is not a practice, but a kind of accumulation of actual combat experience, which cannot be measured.
The lack of feather Dao power in the body caused him to not even reach the first level of the entry Taoist "opening his eyes", let alone cultivating, and the depressed Qi Dazhuang didn't know what use he was now, but Wu Qinyan was very good to himself and let himself learn medical skills, but he didn't have that talent at all, and he had just learned medical skills with Zhang Huanshi for a month because he had cured people, and he had to take the initiative to leave.
After Zuo Cong's repeated stays, Qi Dazhuang finally chose to join the dining room, after all, he was really reluctant to let everyone go.
However, there are also gratifying things in the past few months, that is, Zhao Linghe's legs and feet have consciousness, Zhang Huanshi said that it will take another half a year to completely return to normal, this girl is buried in Taoist books all day long, I heard that her legs have not recovered and have reached the fourth stage of the first realm Yushi, which makes the entire super magic club feel incredible, but she is now a completely different person, and she has never met Qi Dazhuang for four months, and even Zuo Cong ignored it.
And Zuo Cong's kid's eyes have also been cured, and now he is a good mix.
However, the most gratifying news is that Natenguo has completely recovered, and has been selected into the Super Surgery Association, although his qualifications are ordinary, but he followed Daoxun Yang Yuhe to learn the Tao, and after two months of special training, the whole person has lost weight.
Later, I heard Na Tengguo personally say that the reason why she was stabbed by Jiao Qiang, the big housekeeper of Boyuezhuang, was because she accidentally discovered Jiao Qiang's adultery with Lan Xiaoer, the eldest lady of Boyuezhuang.
The three partners are busy with their own things, at the beginning, Zuo Cong and Natenguo often came to play with themselves, but then gradually everyone had few opportunities to meet, although they were still talking and laughing together, but Qi Dazhuang knew very well that strength and status determine interpersonal relationships, and the final result could only be drifting apart.
Back to his own situation, the biggest advantage in the dining room is that he doesn't have to worry about eating and drinking, and Qi Dazhuang, who often steals his mouth, finds that the meat on his stomach is thicker again.
Now the only stalk in my heart is that I actually became a neighbor with an old madman and an old hooligan named Liu Feng in the dining room, and I heard from the people of the Chaoshu Club that this person has come to spend some years in the Windy City, and he is sixty or seventy years old.
This guy originally had no name, because he was crazy and rogue, so everyone called him Liu Feng (crazy), but this guy never got angry, some people laughed at him and bullied him, so he handed the yellow book in his hand to others, and kept saying: "Good-looking, good-looking, let's see together!" ”
But this guy has a strong point in that the food is well cooked, otherwise the Chaoshu Society wouldn't have taken him in.
Qi Dazhuang once saw Liu Feng sleeping in the sun by the river and the book in his hand fell, he had always been curious about the title of the book, just read the title of the book and threw the book on Liu Feng.
""The Female Shield Imperial Technique", the author is stupid and laughing at the fairy, what kind of bullshit name is this."
In this way, it has been more than half a year since he came to the Chaoshu Club, one day, there is nothing to do, Qi Dazhuang carried a bucket to the backyard to fetch water, and when he passed by the eldest lady Wu Qinyan's boudoir, he suddenly found a familiar figure.
"Isn't this Liu Feng, what is he doing?" Qi Dazhuang saw that there was no one around, and Liu Feng was sneakily stepping on a chair and peeking at something on the window.
When Qi Dazhuang took a look, he almost knew in his heart that he was peeking at Wu Qinyan.
"This old rascal, now it's getting even worse!" Qi Dazhuang scolded in his heart, he used to just know that he was holding his yellow book all day long and looking at it, but today he was directly upgraded to a peeking person.
He walked quickly behind Liu Feng and kicked over the chair while he was unprepared, and Liu Feng was directly frightened.
"You've seen enough of the old madman!" Qi Dazhuang is very familiar with him, and he is not polite.
"You, you, you!" Liu Feng almost cried, obviously he was very dissatisfied with being kicked over as soon as he saw the climax.
Qi Dazhuang was about to scold him a few more words, but the window above his head suddenly opened.
"Who!" A handsome girl with a drape wrapped in a bath towel appeared in front of Qi Dazhuang, with a flushed face, bright eyes, and snow-white skin, Qi Dazhuang almost didn't have a nosebleed, fortunately his body was not fully developed, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable today.
"He peeks, I kick him down!" Before Liu Feng could open his mouth, he pointed at Qi Dazhuang and shouted.
"Holy! Liu Feng, I found that you are not crazy! Qi Dazhuang didn't expect this old madman to think so clearly today, and he knew that the wicked would sue first.
"That..."Qi Dazhuang was about to explain.
"You don't have to be bothered, if you stay with Liu Feng for a long time, will it become bad?" Wu Qinyan closed the window angrily.
"I'm X, Liu Feng, your uncle!" Qi Dazhuang was wronged by this, and the anger in his heart rose to the sky, and he picked up the barrel and was about to smash Liu Feng.
"Ahhh Seeing that Qi Dazhuang wanted to beat himself, Liu Feng ran away.
"This old boy runs as fast as a rabbit." Qi Dazhuang didn't catch up.
Qi Dazhuang, who was tired and panting, squatted on the ground and looked straight at the direction of Liu Feng's escape, but he couldn't do anything, he didn't expect that at such an old age, his legs seemed to be smeared with oil.
"Hey, what the hell is this!" Qi Dazhuang, who was depressed, suddenly saw a book on the ground.
"Isn't this the book he brought with him?" Qi Dazhuang picked up the book and said fiercely, "Hehe, you old rascal, the baby is here with me, I will burn it today, see that you are still harming people!" ”
Back in his room, Qi Dazhuang opened the book, there was an unclothed beauty holding a shield and fiddling with various provocative poses, the whole book was hundreds of pages thick, but there were no words, and it was heavy to pick up.
"A book is just one person, no action is boring!" Qi Dazhuang, who was out of breath, casually threw the book into the firewood pile of boiling water.
"Damn, I've wanted to burn his book for a long time!" Qi Dazhuang rolled over and fell asleep.
As he was asleep, he faintly heard someone calling to him in his dream.
"Water and fire are the same root, Tai Chi is reborn,
Ginseng avenue, only I am unique,
Take defense as the attack, the world is unstoppable! ”
About half an hour later, Qi Dazhuang suddenly turned over and got up, he suddenly remembered the kettle squatting on the stove, why didn't there even make a sound for a long time, it was almost dry.
When he turned around, he found that a large golden web had spread from the stove to his back, like a big spider web stuck behind him, and this big web was covering and devouring himself.
"I..." Before he could open his mouth, the golden net suddenly pounced on Qi Dazhuang and said that Qi Dazhuang was wrapped in a sturdy and airtight knot.
Qi Dazhuang rolled and struggled, but he was helpless against the golden net, and he was about to be completely swallowed.
"Don't move, fat baby, Lao Tzu will help you open your eyes!"
In the dark world, a crisp voice came.
"Who are you? What are you doing? ”
"You know me, I'm the author of "The Shield Imperial Technique", and I'm a foolish Taoist laughing fairy." The mystery man laughed lewdly.
"Ah, you are the author of the Yellow Book, I am a man, please let me go!" Qi Dazhuang thought of a very bad consequence.
"I'm sorry, I'm helping you enter the Tao, what do you think!" The mystery man roared.