Chapter 407: Essay on Martial Arts III
You Heng jumped on the third magic ring, but saw that the main and deputy champions of Tao Ring were all nodding and bowing, sitting on the chair like sitting on pins and needles, and the soul was not guarded. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info could it be that they are afraid of him, and they are afraid that he will not be able to balance?
"Phew! Look at the way you look like dogs, can't you sit with a nail under your ass? You Heng said with contempt.
"Shame, shame! It's just a nail, it's a tail on our ass! The devil said.
"What a sense of humor! You guys are so humorous! You guys are so kind! It's just that I never want to make friends with people with tails between them, I'm afraid I'll disappoint you! You Heng said, "Then do you dare to turn around and let everyone look at the tail behind your ass?" β
"Isn't that just a fair thing?" The deputy master Qiao said weakly.
The two demon kings really pouted their butts, so that everyone could admire their tails.
Seeing that those two tails were like a dog's tail and a rabbit's tail, You Heng felt a little sad in his heart, he really didn't want to argue with beasts that had not evolved, or those who had degenerated into beasts, which would damage his dignity as You Heng.
"Have you seen enough?" Wu Beiming said, "After watching it, you have to learn from us and be a man with your tail between your legs!" β
"Phew! Let me be a man with my tail between my legs? It's ridiculous! You weigh me, I'd rather die than give in! You Heng said angrily.
"Hahahaha!" The two demons couldn't stop laughing, and the black and cheap finger pointed at Youheng and said: "It turns out that you are the Three Kingdoms and Second Pole You Heng with a tail higher than the sky and a mouth harder than a duck's mouth?" A little angry young man who thinks of himself as extraordinary? β
"Dasha take one! A sad end! Do you also have the face to be on this stage again today? Boy, it's okay if you want to show your face again, and when the tail grows on the back of your ass, come up again! Qiao sneered.
"Are you really proud to be a man with your tail between your legs?" You Heng suddenly asked in a low voice.
"Is this negotiable? Clip! How to be a person without clipping? How can you mess around outside without clipping? How can you have friends all over the world if you don't clip it? How can you get glory and wealth without clipping? How can you stand up and be a man without clamping? Wu Zhiming said confidently, shrugged his shoulders, and straightened his waist.
"Well, what you say seems to make sense; Ask the two: What if you were slapped in the face? You Heng asked.
"If you hit the left cheek, hit him the right cheek too!" Without thinking, he said, "Why don't we, the Son of Man, listen to what Jesus said?" β
"What would you do if someone not only beat you, but also your wife?"
"Fight! Even his son was pushed in front of him and beaten! Qiao said weakly.
"And what if he sleeps with your wife?"
"Sleep! Isn't it just a woman? Is it worth offending others for the sake of a woman? β
You Heng was speechless, his lungs were blown up, and he walked around the stage.
"Look at what he is so angry about! People slept with our wives, and didn't sleep with his wives, so they didn't need to be so angry? Wu Beiming said shamelessly.
"You've got your tails caught to this extent! What can you do if you get the glory and riches? Isn't it just as undignified? Isn't it still a brute with a tail between it? The cuckold is pressed on top of your heads, can it stand up to the backbone? β
"What does it mean to endure humiliation? What does it mean to be small and unbearable? What does it mean to stay in the green mountains and not be afraid of no firewood? What do you mean ......?" Wu Zhiming said this, and was interrupted by You Heng.
"Phew! You guys who don't know what the bottom line of being a person is, you soft bones who don't know what the limits of doing things are, are also worthy of saying this kind of thing? You've disgraced your entire people! You Heng scolded, "Don't be embarrassed! Don't be a thief as a father! Stop wagging your tail and begging for mercy! I can't bear to cut off that tail! β
When the two demons heard this, they hurriedly covered their tails with their hands.
"What, reluctantly? Do you want to be a dog for the rest of your life? You Heng couldn't understand.
"Youheng, you are simply too naΓ―ve! Do you think all you see is a tail? Do you think you can become a human if you cut off your tail? Do you think you can cut this tail if you want to? Wu asked rhetorically.
"Isn't it?" You Heng was puzzled.
"Humph! Yellow-haired child, listen up! "Tell you: as long as this tail is clamped, we can call the wind and rain and have everything!" Only by clamping this tail can we stand up to the sky! You fool, you know what? Remember, only a person who is a man with his tail between his legs can live up to the sky! Otherwise, it will be the result of your balance! β
"We can't cut this tail!" "If we cut it off, their wealth hidden inside and outside our borders will be exposed, our family members living inside and outside our borders will be kidnapped by them, and our decades of hard work will be lost overnight!" So this tail, not only do we not want to cut it, we dare not cut it, they won't let us cut it! β
"Then you'll just have to keep your tail between your legs and play the role of a dog! Continue to be held hostage and used by them, continue to plague our people, continue to cooperate with them, and let them do nothing again and again! You Heng said this, smiling, "You finally said what was in your heart, this is the truth of how you are a man with your tail between your legs!" This is the secret of the three hundred taels of silver here! β
"Okay, you Heng, you actually pretended to be stupid and stunned to induce us to lose our vigilance, forget the stage, and say everything!" Wu Beiming suddenly realized, "You played us!" β
"What?" Qiao Qiao said unashamedly, "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, don't provoke trouble, don't make trouble, don't cause trouble, don't make trouble, don't fight for trouble, is our strategy to face the world, smile often, and be wise and foolish!" β
"Yes, silent, speechless, and silent!" Wu Zhiming said, "Let the wind and waves rise, sit firmly on the Diaoyutai!" β
"Don't be ashamed, but be proud!" You Heng laughed loudly, "I've seen shameless, I've never seen such shameless!" I've seen something boneless, I've never seen anything so boneless! I have seen such wisdom and foolishness, but I have never seen such wisdom and foolishness! Let me tell you: your dream of preserving all the wealth plundered from the people with your tail between your legs will be a dream in the end! Sooner or later, you will not escape the punishment of the people! Even if the people let you go, the robbers you trust will not let you go! Insatiable greed is like a ruthless and unrighteous wolf that will one day devour yourselves! β
The two demon kings couldn't laugh anymore, their tails clamped tighter, and they seemed to have sensed the arrival of the apocalypse. The mentality of being a thief is doomed to the smile on their faces to be weak!
The faces of the three demon kings sitting in the car were also very uncomfortable, although in their hearts, they were still laughing at You Heng's ideal words.