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Lin Yi snorted coldly and said: "In the picture, the dragon does not groan and the tiger does not roar, and the little follower is ridiculous!" ”

Lin Yi came up and directly mocked Zhuo Xiaowu for the fact that he just said that he was an attendant!

Zhuo Xiaowu heard this familiar couplet, and couldn't help but smile and said: "In the chessboard, the rook has no wheels and no horses, and the chief is on guard!" ”

Lin Yi boasted that he was a genius all his life, how could he lose in the hands of Zhuo Xiaowu if he didn't meet a rival, he continued in a cold voice: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and ninety, perfect!" ”

At this time, all the ten numbers were summarized, and the ten continued to start at the end, which made the couplet much more difficult, and the audience focused on this battle of talents that can be said to be unprecedented!

Lin Yi's reputation as a talented man has been circulating for more than twenty years, so naturally there is no need to say much, and Zhuo Xiaowu is indeed the most powerful genius demon who has risen recently!

Now that the two are fighting, it naturally attracts the attention of many people!

Zhuo Xiaowu smiled faintly and continued: "Up and down, left and right, east, west, north, south, middle, the center is favored!" ”

Get! That's right, and it's so neat!

At this time, everyone is even more interested in this battle!

Lin Yi frowned, he had never met an opponent like Zhuo Xiaowu who made him feel tricky, he continued: "Follow the class to look at the eaves, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eighty, ninety, carved beams and painted buildings, I don't know the north, south, east and west, I only see the front and back, the left and right!" ”

This Shanglian is a little ridiculous for Zhuo Xiaowu's low learning!

When everyone heard this, the corners of their mouths turned up slightly, this Lin Yi deserved to be the genius of Peking University back then!

This body is really not covered!!

It's a pity that he met Zhuo Xiaowu today!

Zhuo Xiaowu smiled slightly and said softly: "The main thing is fate, A, B, C, D, propylene and xin, good and bad, avoid winter, summer, spring and autumn, and it is difficult to escape gold, wood, water, fire and earth!" ”

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Lin Yi's eyes froze, and he shouted coldly: "A lonely boat, sitting on two or three, starting four oars and five sails, passing through six beaches and seven bays, after eight bumps and nine dusts, it can be seen that it is very difficult!" ”

Zhuo Xiaowu smiled slightly, and wrote lightly: "Ten years of cold windows, I have entered ninety-eight academies, abandoned seven emotions and six desires, studied the Five Classics and four books hard, and took the exam three times and twice, and I will definitely pass this year!" ”

When the words landed, Lin Yi's eyes were shocked, and he unconsciously took two steps back!

How can it be? How can there be a demon like Zhuo Xiaowu in this world?

Lin Yi didn't expect that his proudest talent seemed to be a little vulnerable in front of Zhuo Xiaowu today!

But then he immediately comforted himself, Zhuo Xiaowu may just be a good couplet, nothing else, and he is proficient in six foreign languages, and his poems and articles are all first-class!

At this time, everyone in the audience could see that Lin Yi was in decline!

This made the audience talk in a whisper!

"Awesome! Zhuo Xiaowu is a broadcast host, and his talent in couplets is so awesome? ”

"Haha, invincible!"

"No one!"

“666！”

.......

At this time, Ye Haiqing, who was on the main seat, saw Li Lihong's beautiful face opposite, and Zhuo Xiaowu on the stage was full of admiration, so he couldn't help but be irritable!

Li Lihong has never admired him so much, why should Zhuo Xiaowu bear it?

Ye Haiqing's annoyed expression was taken into the eyes of Taishan Fu Lao in the literary world, and he whispered in Ye Haiqing's ear: "President Ye, if you don't get old, you will meet Zhuo Xiaowu?" ”

Ye Haiqing raised his eyelids lightly and glanced at Fu Lao, then nodded and said, "Go ahead!" ”

Fu Lao is the Taishan of the literary world, and he has been immersed in the literary world for many years, so his literary skills naturally don't need much!

At this time, many people couldn't help but be surprised when they saw Fu Lao get up!

"Uh.... Fu Lao stood up! ”

"Uh.... What is Fu Lao doing? Got on stage? ”

"What did he do on stage? No way..... Could it be that Zhuo Xiaowu? ”

"Oh my God! It's amazing, it's been a long time since I've seen the older generation of literary Taishan make a move! ”

"I'm Cao! Zhuo Xiaowu is awesome! forced characters of Fu Lao's level to take action! ”

.......

Fu Lao took the stage, he threw off his black robe, showing the momentum of a literary master on the stage!

He said to Zhuo Xiaowu in a deep voice: "Junior, I'm afraid that you think that I have no one in the literary world, so I will meet you!" ”

Although Zhuo Xiaowu was surprised by Fu Lao's coming to power!

But now it's ready to fly, and I have to send it! No one can come! This literary battle has to go down!

It's not easy for anyone to come!

Zhuo Xiaowu stretched out his hand and said to Fu Lao, "Please!" ”

Fu Lao smiled coldly and said: "In the deep mountains where the two apes cut the wood, the little monkey dares to fight against each other?" ”

When everyone heard this, they were all slightly stunned, and then many masters of the Literary Association quickly reacted!

This couplet... It's clearly scolding again!

The little monkey also dares to deal with the evidence, and the evidence can be translated as "sentence", which is clearly scolding Zhuo Xiaowu!

What's going on? Why did Fu Lao come up so-for-tat today?

Li Lihong also became a little anxious, this literary battle was a little beyond her expectations, why did it come to this point at every turn?

Doctors don't use knives to kill people, and literati don't spit dirty when they scold people!

Zhuo Xiaowuyi heard this, he couldn't help frowning, he thought that Fu Lao just wanted to find a place for the literary world, but who knew that he was going to step on himself to death as soon as he came up!

Do you really think I'm a bully?

I really think that you are a senior, you are Taishan Beidou, and I, Zhuo Xiaowu, have to be afraid of you for three points?

No way!

No one is good today!

Zhuo Xiaowu looked at Fu Lao with cold eyes, and then said coldly: "A horse is stuck in the mud, how can the old beast get out of the hoof?" ”

As soon as this joint came out, the audience was in an uproar, I'll go! That's fine, too!

You can do that, awesome!

scolded Zhuo Xiaowu for being a little monkey, and in a blink of an eye, Zhuo Xiaowu shot back at an old brute!

How handsome!

Fu Lao snorted coldly and said, "Rats are called old regardless of size!" ”

Yo! Get! The scolding war has begun!

Fu Lao scolded again!

Scolding Zhuo Xiaowu for being a mouse!

Zhuo Xiaowu lit a cigarette, took a puff and said, "The ghost has a male and female surname Wu!" ”

What does this phrase mean? Zhuo Xiaowu was instigated? No more swearing?

However, everyone quickly came back to their senses and connected "Wu" and "Ghost" together, isn't this scolding Fu Lao for being an old turtle?

Hahaha! Okay, this guy!

Bai Shengxue smiled back and forth, Li Youdao also twitched the corners of his mouth, Xiao Fei and Li Lihong covered their mouths and chuckled, Fu Shan, the first deputy director of CCTV, Jia Linfeng and others also smiled implicitly!

Yes!

Not bad!

Fu Lao probably thought that the scolding couplets were probably not as good as Zhuo Xiaowu, so he said in a deep voice: "Zhuo Xiaowu, I don't compare these vulgar couplets with you, you listen to my question!" It doesn't rain when it snows in the sky, it becomes rain when it falls on the ground, and it is troublesome to change from snow to rain, so it's better to just rain! ”

After Zhuo Xiaowu listened to Fu Lao's words, he was secondary!

After you scolded me, you saw that you couldn't scold, so you said you wouldn't scold?

You're so good at it!

I'll run away after scolding? Why are you so awesome?

Since there is a scolding war, how can Temo enter with a white knife and come out with a white knife?

It doesn't make sense!

Zhuo Xiaowu sneered and said, "You said that if you don't play, you won't play?" I haven't had enough of it! You also listen to me, my next link! Mr. eats without eating Xiang, eats to the stomach and becomes Xiang, eating to become Xiang is troublesome, Mr. is better than just eating Xiang! ”

As soon as this next link came out, the audience was dumbfounded!

Nima! Is that okay? It's too ruthless!