There is a barren mountain called Niutou Mountain next to our village, there is a Taoist temple called a Qingguan on the mountain, I heard the old man of our village say, this Taoist temple can have a history, the legend is that it was repaired by an emperor named Liu Xiu, as for why it is repaired in our village, a place of poor mountains and bad waters, no one can say clearly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

This Yiqingguan used to be lively, but later a team of people came from the city during the Red Movement and blew up the Taoist temple, leaving only some ruins and broken walls, and all the Taoist priests in the Taoist temple were missing.

Until now, the people in the village have not figured out what happened, everyone is said to be miraculous, some say that aliens have been discovered, some say that Taoist priests flew to the sky to ascend to immortals, and some say that the missing Taoist priests have been buried in the soil, so the village has held several conferences to educate everyone not to talk nonsense.

In the following decades, the people in our village put their minds on Ben Xiaokang, and this matter faded out of everyone's sight.

Fifteen years ago, it rained heavily here, and after the rainstorm landslided, a strange-looking beast jumped out of nowhere, and this beast ran out in the middle of the night to steal and eat livestock, and our village was not lightly harmed so that we had to call the police.

After the police came, they warned everyone not to hurt the rare birds, otherwise they would be sentenced, and then patted their butts and left.

After waiting for several days, there was a one-armed Taoist priest with unkempt hair and beard outside the village, he said that he took the order on the Internet, and the next morning, the body of the beast was placed at the entrance of our village, and everyone happily went to the village to call the police that someone was hunting rare animals, and the old Taoist was immediately locked up, and the beast was also pulled away by a group of people wearing white coats.

Lao Dao was sentenced to 12 years, and he was released after less than three years, and as soon as Lao Dao came out, he went straight to our village, but he didn't even look for us to settle accounts but went straight to Niutou Mountain, Lao Dao lived in Niutou Mountain for half a month and did not go down the mountain, and the people in the village regretted and feared, but this old way just didn't do it.

Later, there was a kind of village chief in our village, he volunteered to negotiate with Lao Dao, and everyone praised him as a real hero.

In the end, the result of the negotiation was that Lao Dao rebuilt a Qingguan in Niutou Mountain, but the village did not pay a penny, and Lao Dao nodded and made a deal.

What happened next was incredible, Lao Dao spent three years actually rebuilding the Taoist temple, and during this period, Lao Dao often went down the mountain to help us.

Speaking of this old way really has some ability, see the disease, farm and raise livestock, after his allocation, our village can make money in anything, so that the people in our village will live a life without worrying about food and clothing, in this period of time everyone also knows the old Taoist surname Hua, he refused to tell us his real name, so we all call him Hua Laodao.

Having said all this, I met him ten years ago.

I was eighteen years old, I didn't read the book, I wanted to go out to work with my peers in the village, but I couldn't worry about the beautiful girl Xiaoli who grew up in the village, she was only seventeen years old that year, I was worried that if I went out to work, Xiaoli would be slept with by others, so I started working on my father's pig farm.

Later, I and Xiaoli secretly married (the age is not reached), three years after marriage without children, this is simply a great shame, the village people also say a few cool words from time to time, I rushed to the Taoist temple in a fit of anger to ask Hua Lao Tao to have a child secret, as a result he prescribed a prescription for me to grab the medicine, he said to be allowed to go, I gratefully kowtowed, worship again and again, but I was just about to turn around and leave, this old Taoist actually fucking asked me to ask for a thousand yuan merit fee.

Why didn't you say it earlier, a few words didn't agree, I scuffled with him, and after a hard fight, I was pushed to the ground.

That night, the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, so I climbed over the wall with a knife and entered the Taoist temple with the intention of giving Hua Lao Dao a little color, but because I did not have an on-site investigation, I fell into the pit.

Fortunately, Lao Tzu did not cross, but also was rescued by Hua Lao Dao, the so-called do not fight and do not know, I and Lao Dao turned out to be friends, according to the recipe he gave, in three years, my mother-in-law gave birth to two babies with handles, and my gratitude to Lao Dao is deeper.

On the day of the second boy's 100 days, I set up dozens of tables of banquets and pulled all the villagers over, but I didn't see Hua Laodao, obviously called him, why didn't I come, I felt very shameless.

In the evening, I carried a pound of liquor and two roast ducks and went straight to Niutou Mountain to find a clear view of the flower and settle the account.

At night, the mountain road stretched out and couldn't see the five fingers, but there was a bright light on the Niutou Mountain, and I rushed to the Taoist temple according to the bright light, it was really strange, this flower old road slept so early on weekdays, why is the light still on today.

When I came to the Taoist temple, I found that the door was locked, so I climbed over the wall and entered, and when I landed, I found that there was a well in the courtyard at some point, and I ignored the well and walked straight into the bright house.

"Hua Laodao, why don't you come today, and no one answers your mobile phone?" As soon as I entered the house, I was very upset.

Hua Lao Dao turned around and scared me, he shaved his beard and shaved his hair, he was a hundred years younger, and this dress was even more scary, isn't this Naruto?

"What's wrong, what's wrong with you?" Hua Laodao asked me with a serious face.

"You're wearing a Hokage costume, are you going to participate in cosplay?" When I was in school, I liked to watch "Naruto" very much, and when I saw the clothes that Hana Lao Dao was wearing, and this hair shape, I almost vomited all the food I ate.

"What Hokage outfit, I am a standard Taoist uniform, but it's not from this world, don't insult the civilization of our ancestors!" Hua Lao Dao pouted.

"What are you doing today, dressing up like this?" I wanted to vomit but didn't vomit.

"Bagua is divided into yin and yang, the world is divided into Qiankun, in current science, the universe is divided into positive universe and negative universe, the total mass is zero, and the singularity channel connecting the positive and negative universe is the four-elephant force......" Hua Laodao talked about a large number of theories, and later I only vaguely remembered these sentences.

"Come on, you are fooling with me, today's 100-day banquet for the second boy, why don't you come today, look down on Lao Tzu, come, whole wine." I don't care what bullshit Hua Lao Dao says, punishing alcohol is the purpose of my visit.

"Don't drink anymore, I'll come back and drink with you if I'm free in the future, I'm leaving." Hua Laodao turned around and walked out of the house, jumping onto the edge of the well.

"I said that Hua Laodao, don't think about it, I understand that you are very hard to be a woman when you are old, but you can't throw yourself into the well!" With tears in my eyes, I wanted to keep him.

"What do you think, I'm going back!" Hua Laodao turned around and threw me a book, "My experience is all on it, leave it to you as a souvenir, by the way, before leaving, tell you one thing, the Red Guards came to find something under my feet, but they can't open this passage, if you want to make a fortune, you will contract this Niutou Mountain to plant some grapes, there will definitely be a surprise." ”

"What are you going back for?" I quickly took the book.

"Lao Tzu goes back for revenge!" Hua Laodao nodded at me, and then plunged into the well.

I was so frightened that I quickly reached out to grab the old flower, but the well disappeared magically.

"What the fuck!" I held a book in my left hand and a candle in my right hand to look around, but I found nothing.

As I walked, I didn't know what I tripped over and fainted.

When I woke up, the sky was white, and I found myself lying on a large stone tablet that had fallen down with blood flowing from my head, which was buried in the weeds, and I don't know how long it had been abandoned, but I clearly remembered that there had never been a stone tablet here, so why did it come out of thin air.

I got up and touched my head, oops, this mouth is not small, blood on one hand.

"It must have been a dream last night!" I was going to continue to go to Hua Lao Dao to settle accounts, but when I turned around and just took a step, I found the thick book on the ground, picked it up and looked at it, it seemed that Hua Lao Dao gave it to me last night.

I flipped it up casually, this book has thousands of pages, except for the last 100 pages are blank, the rest are densely filled with words, but this book has no title, only on the last page of the book is written "Hua Taode" three big characters.

"Flower Todd?" This is the real name of Hua Laodao.

"Boom!"

There was a loud bang, and a big hole appeared under the big stone tablet just now, and the hole swallowed the stone tablet in one bite.

Seeing that there was a light under the hole, I ran back to the village without saying a word and reported to the village chief, of course, I was indeed smart, only told the village chief that Hua Lao Dao was gone, and a big hole appeared out of thin air, and the rest didn't say much, as for the book, of course I hid it.

The village chief immediately reported the matter to the township, and soon a group of convoys came from outside the village, and they surrounded Yiqingguan, and heard that those people were engaged in cultural relics, and they dug up a lot of cultural relics in the hole of Yiqingguan.

Now our village can be lively, the neighboring towns and towns all came to see the strange, the county, the township leaders gave me a certificate of award, the county magistrate also asked me what I needed, I was not polite to say that I wanted to contract Niutou Mountain to plant grapes, the county magistrate immediately approved.

I believe in my buddy the most, and I really planted grapes after three years, and I have lived a well-off life since then.

As for that strange book, I would flip through it when I had time, and it actually wrote some things about fighting, killing, and ghosts, and I didn't like to read it, so I threw it under the bed.

In this way, seven years have passed, one day I took two children to visit the county museum, this is their teacher's homework, in fact, their teacher is my daughter-in-law, this mother-in-law since the family has some money began to think about how to live the life of a city person, we are a farmer and go to the museum to install Sven.

I really didn't want to go, but the two babies didn't agree, so they dragged me to go.

As soon as I entered the gate of the museum, I saw a female baby holding a loudspeaker in one hand and pointing to a huge stone wall and said: "This is the treasure of our county: "Guangwu Worship General Map", this picture was dug up by Qi Dazhuang, a farmer in Fuyuan Village, our county, with a history of more than 2,000 years. ”

"Qi Dazhuang? "Guangwu Worship General"? Isn't that fucking talking about me!" I hurried up to see, the picture on the stele is really good-looking, the characters are painted very vividly, listen to the girl with the horn said, this "Guangwu Worship General" is painted on the emperor Ding Ding Central Plains after the reward map, the middle is the emperor, called Liu Xiu.

I stepped forward to see that there were many people around the emperor, kneeling down in front of him, and there were two beautiful women standing beside him, who should be the emperor's woman, and there was a person standing behind the emperor, who was still a man.

"Who is so bold as to stand behind the emperor?" The person's painting is lifelike, I look at it intently, this person is one-armed with his head high, dressed in a Taoist robe, his eyes are cold, he reminds me of a person, isn't this the old way!

I rubbed my eyes vigorously and looked at it carefully, it was too similar, too similar.

When I got home from the museum, I quickly took out the thick book from under the bed and flipped it over.

The amazing thing is that the original handwriting book has turned into a blank paper, not a word, etc., it seems that there is not a word, and there are a few blood words printed on the last page: Come to the Dahua Barbecue Restaurant, No. 78, Yuluo Street, Qiongtian District, Qianchuan City, Xiaxi Province, I need your help, thank you, Hua Taode!

I didn't know where the impulse came from, so I tore off this page and bought a train ticket to Xiaxi Province.

......

On the high-speed rail, Qi Dazhuang quickly sorted out the things of the last ten years in his mind, he was a little hesitant whether to help Hua Laodao, but to be a man, you must know Entu, men do things without hesitation, they must go!