Chapter 581: Bear Child
"What's the matter, you have a stinky face on the third day of the Lunar New Year, who is upsetting your little ancestor again." Sima Yuchen took Xiao Pingsheng's hand and said, "Crying with a face, but you will be unlucky for the whole year." Come on, have a smile. β
"Come, Pingsheng, come to Grandmother."
Qin Mei was carrying a red money bag in her hand, and it made a loud noise, and Xiao Pingsheng's eyes turned red at once, broke free of Sima Yuchen's hand, ran over with a smoke, and hugged Qin Mei's thighs and coquettishly: "It's still grandmother who loves me the most!" β
Mu Shan took Cao Cao's family and sat down around the put together desk, poured himself full of wine, shook his head helplessly and said with a wry smile: "This stinky boy, I lost my money." At a young age, I don't know what to do with so much money? β
"Who told you not to care about your son too much." Sima Yuchen complained: "According to him, this is the money he saved for himself, and he will use it to marry three wives and four concubines in the future!" β
"Poof......" Mu Shan had just drunk the wine in his mouth, and he was squirted out at once, and said angrily and with a smile: "Who gave him the idea?" Before Mao Du grew up, he thought about marrying three wives and four concubines......"
Qin Mei hugged Xiao Pingsheng and said with a bright smile: "What's so embarrassing, our Mu family is thin, and we will take a few more in our life in the future, so it is better to pass on the ancestry." β
"Then mother, do you think I should marry more daughters-in-law......"
Before Mu Shan finished speaking, he felt a sharp pain in his thigh, as if a pair of pliers were spinning with meat: "...... It's just talking, just talk about it, you take it seriously. β
"Haha, Mu Shan, do you want me to help you talk about a few famous ladies......
Sima Yuchen picked up a chicken leg, pressed it heavily into Cao Cao's bowl, and said angrily: "Ah Pu, eat your dishes, where is there so much nonsense!" β
"Mother, what about mine?" Xiao Pingsheng picked up the rice bowl, stretched out in front of Sima Yuchen, pretended to be pitiful, and said, "There is also a chicken leg, it must be for me!" β
"Didn't you just say you were going to talk about etiquette outside?" Sima Yuchen picked up another chicken leg and put it in Cao Chong's bowl, glared at Xiao Pingsheng, and Chunchun taught: "Good things, of course, are to be used to entertain guests, so the remaining two chicken wings, one for Ziheng and the other for Ziwen." β
"No matter what, how can my mother see her like this." Xiao Pingsheng howled and said: "Daddy said that our family and Uncle Cao's family are their own people, so there is no need to talk about any etiquette, so the chicken leg should be given to me!" β
"Yo, I remembered your father's words now, why do you usually go?" Sima Yuchen finished sandwiching the chicken wings, picked up a few more green vegetables, put them in Xiao Pingsheng's bowl, and said: "You obediently eat more vegetables, look at what you have become fat, and you still think about eating meat all day long, do you know how our family chooses when we kill pigs?" β
Sima Yuchen deliberately narrowed his eyes, looked up and down Xiao Pingsheng's chubby body with knife-like eyes, and looked at him with goosebumps all over his body: "It's all the fat ones who pick the fat first, understand!" β
Xiao Pingsheng cried with a sad face, stared at the vegetables in the bowl unwillingly, and said, "...... But I'm not a pig, I'm not afraid of fat! β
"Stinky boy, raise a pig for a few years, you can already kill and eat meat, I have raised you for so many years, let you help wash some vegetables, you are good, just throw away the good vegetable leaves, and leave the rotten ones." Mu Shan rubbed Xiao Pingsheng's hair and said dotingly: "Tell me, whether it is more useful to raise a pig than to raise you." β
"Hmph, if you don't do this, my father won't ask me to wash the vegetables every day in the future, how can I have time to go out and play!"
"This kid is really laughable." Cao Cao pointed to Xiao Pingsheng and said, "But in general, like my family's Cangshu, he is also a very smart child, and he will definitely have a bright future in the future." β
Xiao Pingsheng looked at the chicken legs in Cao Chong's bowl with blank eyes, saliva was dripping from the corner of his mouth, he took out the green vegetables in the bowl with chopsticks, put them in Qin Mei's bowl, and said, "Grandmother, this is your grandson's filial piety to you, you have to eat more to be healthy." β
"Good grandson is really filial, come, grandmother will clip a piece of chicken for you to eat."
"You bear child, don't be picky, give me food!" Sima Yuchen took the chicken from Qin Mei, put it aside, picked up a chopstick of green vegetables, stuffed it into Xiao Pingsheng's mouth, and stared at him to swallow it.
"Woo woo...... Xiao Pingsheng took a lot of effort to swallow the green vegetables, drooped his little face, stuck out his tongue, and said, "Brother Cangshu, have you heard the story of Kong Rong Rang Pear?" β
"My mother told me that we should respect the old and love the young like Kong Rong. You're so smart you can do it. Xiao Pingsheng stretched out the rice bowl, the chopsticks in his hand kept knocking on the edge of the bowl, and said: "I'm younger than you, you have to take care of me, I'm so hungry now, I can't eat without chicken legs, you see what to do." β
"What should I do, either eat obediently or go hungry." Mu Shan picked up a piece of boneless chicken, fed it to Xiao Pingsheng's mouth, and said, "In the future, you are not allowed to knock the bowl with chopsticks, that is what the beggars on the side of the road do." β
"In my life, of course I want to learn Kong Rong!" Cao Chong squinted his eyes, the corners of his mouth tilted obliquely, and said with a gentle smile: "Kong Rong divides pears, older than him gets big pears, and now the chicken is the same, and the older ones should get bigger chicken." β
After Cao Chong finished speaking, he picked up the chicken leg in the bowl, put it in Cao Zhi's bowl, and said, "Third brother, this chicken leg is for you to eat." β
"Okay, brother and brother Gong, you are worthy of being my Cao Cao's son!" Cao Cao was a little unhappy when he heard Kong Rong's name, but when he saw Cao Chong really give the chicken leg in the bowl to Cao Zhi, he suddenly seemed to have drunk the elixir and jade liquid, and smiled comfortably: "Zijian, don't give the chicken leg to your brother to eat." β
"Don't, don't!" Xiao Pingsheng saw that the chicken leg slipped around, and returned to Cao Chong's bowl, there were only a few greens in his own bowl, and he immediately shouted frantically: "If Brother Cangshu learns from Kong Rong, I won't be a brother with you!" β
"Oh, that's interesting, little one, why do you say that?" Cao Cao said with interest: "Is there anything wrong with learning from Kong Rongqian!" β
"Not good, of course not." Xiao Pingsheng shook his head like a rattle, and said: "Don't think that I don't know when I'm young, the big pear was originally Kong Rong's brother Kong Bao, Kong Rong just returned the pear to him, and didn't do anything, everyone praised him for being sensible, and his brother Kong Bao was looked down upon." Later, Kong Rong took in the fugitive Zhang Jian, and the court beheaded Kong Bao, and everyone praised Kong Rong for his integrity. You see, when Kong Rong's brother is miserable, eating pears that should belong to him has to be said to be ignorant, and he has to die for others if he has not done anything bad, although I am young, but I am not stupid, I don't do this kind of thing! β
"Eh, is Kong Bao......" Mu Shan pondered: "Stinky boy, don't you say that no one really cares about Kong Bao's feelings, but he should be very depressed......"
Cao Cao said with a smile: "Your statement is quite fresh, but you must not go outside and talk nonsense, otherwise just Kong Rong's protΓ©gΓ© will be able to flood your restaurant with a mouthful of saliva." β
Xiao Pingsheng can be described as a hundred taboos, dare to say anything, childish tone, have to say some old-fashioned words, during the period from time to time to show goodness, but make everyone laugh, the atmosphere is extremely joyful.
"Tonight has been a good night, it's getting late, we should go back."
"Okay, I'll give you a ride." Mu Shan got up and took out a few swollen money bags from his arms, wanting to give Cao Pi and them New Year's money.
"Ziheng is no longer a child, uncle doesn't need to be so polite!" Cao Pi pushed and refused to accept it.
"Silly child, what stupid things to say, in the eyes of me and Apu, no matter how old you are, you are still just a child, take it." Mu Shan stubbornly stuffed the money bag into Cao Pi's arms.
"Uncle, this ......"
"I'll help you stop him, you go quickly!" Xiao Pingsheng suddenly jumped up from the mat, and the whole person hung on Mu Shan's lap like a sloth, no matter how Mu Shan shook, he just refused to come down, and shouted quite tragically and desolately: "Don't look at me with that kind of eyes, I won't stand on your side." I have always been mighty and unyielding, I don't recognize my relatives, obviously Brother Ziheng doesn't want your money, you have to force others to take it, you are a villain who forces good people to be prostitutes, I won't be afraid of you! β
ββ¦β¦ You bear child, where did you learn these words! Sima Yuchen pulled Xiao Pingsheng off Mu Shan's leg, took the money bag in Mu Shan's hand with one hand, and stuffed it to Cao Pi, Cao Zhang and others in turn: "Take it, there is not much money, it is just an auspicious picture, given by the elders, and it is disrespectful to postpone it." β